GUDAGUDA Honnoji
Prologue: The Warring Era of Heroic Spirits
Dr. Roman:
An intruder in Chaldea!
Again? Where are they from?
Da Vinci:
They seem to have directly entered from a different phase space. But this response? I wonder what this is.
Mash:
Doctor, is it an emergency?
Oh, Senpai, good morning.
Fujimaru 1:
You look cheerful again today.
Mash:
Yes, of course. It's good to be cheerful.
I also had a delicious breakfast today.
Dr. Roman:
I think you're acting a little too calm!
Greetings are important, but for now, intruder!
Fujimaru 2:
What was breakfast?
Mash:
Fried eggs, seaweed, and miso soup, with stewed pumpkins for dessert.
Mash:
Even rationing out what little we have stored, I believe this was a frugal yet complete meal.
Dr. Roman:
Pumpkin, huh. We did harvest a lot, so there is an excess of them.
Dr. Roman:
No wait!
Intruder, the intruder!
Mash:
Oh my, I'll go intercept them right away.
Senpai, please do the honors.
Mash:
The response was from around here...
Dr. Roman:
Mash, behind you!
Mash:
Wh–?
H：???:
Nobu nobuu!
Mash:
?!?!?!
Dr. Roman:
Wha–?
Fujimaru 1:
What?
Fujimaru 2:
Huh?
H：???:
Nobu nobuu!
Mash:
What is this thing?
Da Vinci:
Be careful, Mash. It may look like a joke, but it's displaying high combat capabilities.
H：???:
Nobbuu!
Mash:
Master!
Look out!
D：???:
Stop right there!
H：???:
Nobu!?
Mash:
W-Who are you?
D：???:
Nice to meet you. I'm from Shinsen–
Uh... Let's see... Just call me Sakura Saber.
Mash:
Sakura... Saber?
Sakura Saber:
Yes. I materialized in this world to pursue that mysterious creature...
E：???:
Wait, wait, man-slayer!
Don't leave me behind!
E：???:
Sheesh, my normal self could take them out like it was nothing, but this is rather hard on me...
Mash:
U-Um, the two of you are?
E：???:
Hmm? Me? I am the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven, Nobu– No, Demon, right! I'm Demon Archer!
Mash:
Demon Archer and Sakura Saber...
I see.
Dr. Roman:
If I could interrupt, I figured out where that thing spawned. It's a different phase space that collided with Chaldea.
Dr. Roman:
We have to destroy the source of the problem.
Or else, Chaldea will be filled with strange creatures.
Da Vinci:
I finished calculating the coordinates for the Rayshift.
Go in there and get rid of them quick!
Mash:
Understood! I'll hurry over with Senpai!
Um, by the way, what will you two do?
Sakura Saber:
We're hoping to do the same thing you're trying to do.
Please let us come along with you.
Sakura Saber:
If that's okay with you?
Archer?
Demon Archer:
All right, all right. Well, it is our problem and I've grown tired of chasing after them...
Demon Archer:
Very well! The Demon King of the Sixth Heaven,
Demon Archer will lend you a hand!
Dr. Roman:
Anyway, once you all Rayshift, I'll lock the system down.
Dr. Roman:
There. Now we can have some peace of mind.
Dr. Roman:
By the way, those two Servants...
How did they directly materialize into Chaldea?
Da Vinci:
Hmm, it looks like we got connected to a strange space by an astronomical probability.
Da Vinci:
Look at the conditions they're Rayshifting into. What's this? Phenomena Corruption from another phase space?
Da Vinci:
In any case, it's pretty terrible.
Dr. Roman:
Wow... What's this? A group of strange creatures, and something else? They're not quite Shadow Servants...
Dr. Roman:
...Either way, I believe Fujimaru will be able to do something about it—
Dr. Roman:
—Now it's time for me to go back to bed.
Dr. Roman:
I'm sleepy because I was sending messages to Magi☆Mari till really late last night.
Da Vinci:
You kept sending her messages and she just kept yelling at you... Is that some sort of punishment?
Dr. Roman:
It's not a punishment, it's a reward!
Dr. Roman:
Though, I need to take a nap or something to reset my mind and regain my footing...
Fou:
Foou!
Dr. Roman:
Huh? It's you, Fou. You were left behind? Eh?
You had a bad feeling so you didn't want to go?
Fou:
Foou...
Mash:
Rayshift complete, but...
Where are we?
Demon Archer:
It seems the Imperial Holy Grail lost control and created a separate dimension within this phase space.
Mash:
Imperial... Holy Grail?
What is that?
Sakura Saber:
We can talk later.
They're coming!
--BATTLE--
Mash:
The Grail—is out of control?
Sakura Saber:
Yes. There was a Holy Grail War in our world,
but the Grail was tampered with by some strange technology.
Sakura Saber:
At the end of all that tampering, its power got out of control...
Demon Archer:
Unfortunately, I got involved in the accident and my subconscious materialized.
It's starting to—corrupt reality.
Demon Archer:
Worst of all, it took away most of my power. Originally I should be OP like a Last Boss, but now I'm like a 0.5 star Servant...
Demon Archer:
In short, I got nerfed to a level 1 noob.
Fujimaru 1:
Star?
Demon Archer:
With my power, I should've been a 5-star character.
Why did it end up like this...
Fujimaru 2:
So you're one of those...
Sakura Saber:
I'm sorry our Archer is causing you so much trouble.
Mash:
So that indescribable creature is the manifestation of Demon Archer's subconscious and power?
Demon Archer:
Y-Yeah. I don't quite understand it myself,
but that seems to be the case.
Fujimaru 1:
How irresponsible...
Sakura Saber:
This has nothing to do with you,
I'm sorry that you've gotten involved.
Sakura Saber:
It's basically all Archer's fault, so please complain to her as much as you want.
Fujimaru 2:
It only has one eye...
Demon Archer:
I-It's only being hidden by hair, yes?
See, it's just like Mash over there!
Mash:
Don't lump me in with that thing!
Mash:
By the way, I found this during the earlier battle.
...A bowl? Perhaps? And a steel pot?
Demon Archer:
Looks like the magical energy leaking from the Grail copied what's “valuable” in my mind.
Mash:
Valuable? A black pot and an old bowl...
They don't look like they're that valuable...
Da Vinci:
Mash, can I have a look at them?
Hmm, hmm...
Da Vinci:
What is this? Such dusty looking vessels are valuable in the Far East?
Demon Archer:
Rude Westerners! Rikyu will punch you for not understanding value in the simple and subdued!
Da Vinci:
Well, even if you claim this is valuable...
Wait, now that you mention it...
Da Vinci:
—I'm curious! These tea set-like things?
My workshop will take them!
Mash:
You're interested in them?
Da Vinci:
Just look at this black, unsightly teapot!
Quality iron, smooth to the touch...
Da Vinci:
...But is super dull in shape and color. Still, I feel like it has an indescribable charm, or maybe not so much?
Fujimaru 1:
That's what she meant by “simple and subdued!”
Demon Archer:
Oh, you are quite knowledgeable.
I'll make you some tea later.
Demon Archer:
Let's see, I'll rent out an entire temple somewhere...
Fujimaru 2:
Won't it explode?
Sakura Saber:
No, no, there is no way a teapot could ever explode.
Demon Archer:
You think so?
Mash:
I-In any case, let's head towards the center of this Singularity.
Sakura Saber:
We somewhat forced your hand for assistance,
but I hope we can work together well.
Demon Archer:
Right! Let's go, everyone!
On to the journey that will unify this nation by force!
Act 1: Sneak Attack!! GUDAGUDA Okehazama
Imagawa Yoshitsune:
All right, we'll set up camp here! Ben– I mean,
Sessai, prepare for a banquet. In two seconds.
Musashibou Sessai:
Two seconds? Oh I'm sorry, right away!
Please don't put your hand on your blade.
Musashibou Sessai:
However, my lord, camping in a place like this is dangerous. Don't let your guard down.
Imagawa Yoshitsune:
I am fully aware of that. After all, I'm a genius.
I don't mind danger and stuff.
Imagawa Yoshitsune:
If we're attacked, we wake right up and attack back.
Enemies can't easily approach an army this size to begin with.
Mini-Nobu:
Nobu nobuu!
Imagawa Yoshitsune:
See, this mysterious creature says so, too.
Ben– I mean, Sessai, you worry too much.
Musashibou Sessai:
I see...
I hope nothing serious ends up happening...
Mash:
Looks like some Servants are bringing those strange creatures along with them...
Demon Archer:
Hmm, it seems they brainwash Servants summoned by the Holy Grail, and then they put those Servants to work...
Sakura Saber:
Those do look like Heroic Spirits, but something's odd.Maybe some unnecessary factors got mixed in during their summons.
Mash:
In any case, it'll be difficult to fight an army that large.
What should we do?
Demon Archer:
Indeed, this calls for— a night raid, of course!
Fujimaru 1:
Night raid?
Demon Archer:
That's right! It's the best way for a few to attack many!
By the way, when I was young...
Fujimaru 2:
That's like Okehazama!
Demon Archer:
You study hard, I'm impressed! Yes, with that battle I revealed my intention to unify the nation!
Sakura Saber:
I'll catch the enemy's attention. Everyone, ambush the main army when you get the chance!
Demon Archer:
Listen to me!
Mash:
Sakura Saber, will you be okay going alone?
Sakura Saber:
Despite my looks, I'm used to dealing with large groups,
and those trivial enemies can't possibly defea...
Sakura Saber:
Kugh?! (coughs blood)
Mash:
Whaaaaaat?
Fujimaru 1:
A-Are you all right!?
Fujimaru 2:
MEDIC!
Sakura Saber:
D-Don't be alarmed...
This is simply a skill of mine...
Sakura Saber:
Sometimes I'm unable to act, or I'm defenseless before an enemy. That's all this ability does...
Fujimaru 1:
What kind of useless skill is that?
Sakura Saber:
(Sob) After all, I'm a useless soldier.
Who made the Bakumatsu like that?
Fujimaru 2:
I see, that's pretty fatal!
Sakura Saber:
It's not as if I like having this skill!
I can't remove it even if I wanted to!
???:
Hmm?
Who's making a fuss over there?
Demon Archer:
Come on! See, now they found us because you were making so much noise!
Matsudaira Arash:
Are you the insolent bunch after Lord Yoshitsune?
You have some nerve attacking an army this large.
Matsudaira Arash:
...But I respect your courage! Therefore I, Matsudaira Arash, the vanguard of this troop,
Matsudaira Arash:
the best archer in these seas—no, the best archer in the Orient! —will rain punishment down on you!
Mash:
I am so confused right now!
--BATTLE--
Matsudaira Arash:
This isn't good...
But it's not over yet...
Matsudaira Arash:
I will show you...
This attack has all my body and soul poured into it!
Demon Archer:
I've got a bad feeling about this...
Looks like there's a lot of power going into that.
Mash:
A-Anyway, let's run away!
Sakura Saber:
Everything's a mess right now, but we have no choice.
Run!
Fujimaru 1:
Where can we run to?
Fujimaru 2:
But that's...
Matsudaira Arash:
It's impossible to run from my bow.
Its range is 2,500 kilometers!
Demon Archer:
That's not a bow anymore!
Imagawa Yoshitsune:
The moon is nice tonight, Benkei...
I mean, Sessai.
Musashibou Sessai:
You ended up saying my whole name, my lord.
The moon is indeed lovely, but still...
Imagawa Yoshitsune:
Strange people seem to be approaching us...
Do you know who they are?
Musashibou Sessai:
I wonder if they're the patrol that Matsudaira sent out.
Demon Archer :
Move, move!
Get out of our way!
Mash:
Sorry, we're going to pass through here!
Imagawa Yoshitsune:
...They're gone now.
I wonder what that was about?
Imagawa Yoshitsune:
So, Benkei... I mean Sessai.
There's one more thing I wanted to ask.
Imagawa Yoshitsune:
Did we shoot off some fireworks during the feast?
Musashibou Sessai:
No, I didn't hear about that...
Imagawa Yoshitsune:
Then what's that light streaking across the sky like a shooting star...
Musashibou Sessai:
It's shining brightly, like a shooting star indeed.
Matsudaira Arash:
Stella—!
Imagawa Yoshitsune:
Th-This can't be. This huge army, in an instant...
Forgive me, brother, but our dream of resurrecting the Kamakura shogunate is...
Imagawa Yoshitsune:
Ah, please stop trying to hit me with a rice spoon from beyond the mountains... (snore)
Musashibou Sessai:
That's why I told you not to let your guard down...
Anyway, let's get out of here while we're still standing...
Mash:
All enemy Servant signatures have vanished...
Sakura Saber:
Well, this is kind of...
Fujimaru 1:
What a mess...
Fujimaru 2:
That's Stella for you...
Demon Archer:
It can't be helped!
Act 2: Dashing!! GUDAGUDA Three Line Formation
Takeda Darius:
[[File:berserkervoice1.png50px]]–!
Sanada Medusa:
Finally the time has come to settle the score,
Fool of Owari! ...So my boss says.
Takeda Darius:
[[File:berserkervoice2.png50px]]–!
Sanada Medusa:
Bare your corpses before the Takeda Cavalry.
...So my boss says.
Demon Archer:
But it looks like you're just riding an elephant...
Takeda Darius:
[[File:berserkervoice1.png50px]]–!
Sanada Medusa:
Don't worry about the details. It'll make you go bald!
...So my boss says.
Demon Archer:
You should be the one worrying!
--BATTLE--
Takeda Darius:
[[File:berserkervoice2.png50px]]–!
Sanada Medusa:
L-Let's plant our flag in Persia.
...So my boss says.
Sanada Medusa:
Oh, I'm done here?
Yay...
Mash:
W-We managed to defeat them... But it seems like Rider wasn't really that interested in the first place.
Demon Archer:
It seemed like my famous cavalry-killing Three Line Formation didn't do that much to Rider?
Mash:
Uh, well, that's...
Sakura Saber:
Now that you mention it, it seemed like arrows hurt more than usual...
Fujimaru 1:
That's just your imagination.
Sakura Saber:
Speaking of classes, we haven't heard of yours, Mash.
Mash:
You wouldn't see one in a normal Holy Grail War, but...
I'm a Shielder, and we focus on defense.
Demon Archer:
A class focused on defense. That's unusual.
But, your chest does look squishy enough to repel anything I throw at it.
Fujimaru 2:
Affinity matters, doesn't it?
Demon Archer:
Now that you mention it, Mash doesn't seem to be affected by affinities.
Mash:
Right! I'm a Shielder, so you can leave all the defense to me!
Sakura Saber:
I'm kind of jealous since I've got a fragile body.
Are those boobs the secret to defense?
Mash:
That part doesn't matter!
???:
Behold! I am the true god of war, Uesugi Altria!
Takeda Darius, it's time for our fated duel!
Mash:
A new Servant?
Master, get ready for battle!
Demon Archer:
What? Uesugi? ...Wait, you're a girl? The Dragon of Echigo can't be a girl! Go back and start over!
Sakura Saber:
I don't think we can say that...
Uesugi Altria:
No, there are theories saying I could be a girl...
Anyway... Where is my fated rival, Takeda Darius?
Sakura Saber:
Huh? He got eliminated just now...
Uesugi Altria:
What! I came all the way from Kasugayama just to fight,
and it was all a waste...
Uesugi Altria:
I wanted to take Kai's food and eat to my heart's content...
Fujimaru 1:
Please leave.
Fujimaru 2:
The Warring States economy is so cruel.
Uesugi Altria:
Oh... Well, that's just how it goes!
For my food... No, for my people!
Uesugi Altria:
I'll take your rations instead!
I have the divine protection of Vaisravana on my side!
Demon Archer:
The Warring States period really was like this!
What a pain!
--BATTLE--
Uesugi Altria:
I can't believe I lost... It must be because I stopped myself at only three bowls of rice this morning...
Uesugi Altria:
By the way, this is completely unrelated,
but I think my shadow is getting...thinner?
Mash:
That was a tough battle, Senpai.
All the Servants seemed kind of strange...
Fujimaru 1:
Yeah, they did.
Fujimaru 2:
You just noticed?
E：Demon Archer:
It seems like when they were summoned, factors of the generals I considered my enemies were mixed in.
D：Sakura Saber:
So it's your fault again...
Dr. Roman:
This is bad! Fujimaru, Mash!
Get away from there immediately!
Mash:
What? What's going on, Doctor?
Dr. Roman:
Well, I was a bit groggy when I woke up, and was just casually looking into that space's composition...
Dr. Roman:
...when I discovered a certain particle spreading there.
Dr. Roman:
A fascinating, funny particle that infects Servant spirit cores, causing bad stuff to happen!
Mash:
Wh-What was that?
What kind of “bad stuff” are we talking about?
Dr. Roman:
Weakened status, modified memories, damaged spirit core. But out of everything that could happen this is the worst...
Dr. Roman:
“You become a disappointment!”
Mash:
Huh? A disappointment?
Dr. Roman:
Yes, a disappointment.
Mash:
N-Now that you mention it, there was that Uesugi and that Imagawa from before...
Mash:
This is bad, Senpai!
We need to get out of here before we go kaput!
Fujimaru 1:
We're going to go kaput?
Mash:
That's right!
We can't go kaput!
Mash:
We might end up like that weird creature!
Fujimaru 2:
Mash has already been contaminated...
Mash:
Huh? I-Is there something wrong? Anyway, let's go take a bath and wash it off or something!
Mash:
Huh? It doesn't seem like Sakura Saber or Demon Archer have changed at all...
E：Demon Archer:
Hmm. We haven't changed at all...
D：Sakura Saber:
I'm my same old blood-coughing self.
Dr. Roman:
Well, maybe you two were already a disappointment to begin with.
Archer & Saber:
What? (x2)
Act 3: Predicament!! GUDAGUDA Encircling Net
Shimazu Sétanta:
So I guess it's our turn now...
But why do I have to be teamed up with you guys?
Chousokabe Emichika:
I know it's a Servant's job to obey once summoned,
but I would have loved the chance to refuse this time around...
Mouri Medinari:
That's what I wanted to say! And what's up with this weird space? The flow of magical energy coming from the Grail is really strange.
Mouri Medinari:
The Grail's being used for something unnecessary again.
Don't you want to have a proper Holy Grail War?
Chousokabe Emichika:
As expected of a witch from the Age of Gods.
You've seen through this trickery?
Mouri Medinari:
Of course.
...Not that I can do anything about it, though.
Mouri Medinari:
You know how there's supposedly a familiar made from the flesh of corpses?
Mouri Medinari:
Flesh...enstein, was it?
That is what's happening with the Grail this time.
Mouri Medinari:
A lot of things got tampered with, and it turned into something weird...
Shimazu Sétanta:
It's a pain. Anyway, it seems like they're coming.
Do you have a plan?
Mouri Medinari:
Well first, Lancer... Shimazu Sétanta, was it?
I want you to lure the enemy in.
Shimazu Sétanta:
You want me to be bait? Leave it to me.
But...Why am I the only one with a childhood name...
Mouri Medinari:
At least that's your real name!
What's up with my Mouri or whatever?
Mouri Medinari:
A general from the Warring States period? What's that?
I don't know anything about the history of the Far East!
Chousokabe Emichika:
Hm, a grand strategist and the Witch of Betrayal.
The Grail certainly made strange pairings.
Mouri Medinari:
You there, don't look like you understand everything.
Mouri Medinari:
I want you to hit enemies lured in from the sides.
An ambush, basically.
Chousokabe Emichika:
So it's like a guerilla attack. How clever. You're getting accustomed to this strategist thing, aren't you, Caster?
Shimazu Sétanta:
—So what are you going to do, Caster?
Mouri Medinari:
Me? I'm just a weak witch and waifu, right?
I won't be joining in trivial matters like that.
Mouri Medinari:
Though I could charge my NP super fast and go nuts with my Rule Breaker...
Mouri Medinari:
I mean, apparently my younger version is getting summoned and taking the spotlight.
Mouri Medinari:
This time I'd like to keep my sweet, ladylike image.
Mouri Medinari:
Though I'm still pretty young, you know?
Shimazu Sétanta:
Okay, this is getting too long!
Let's go!
Mini-Nobu:
Nobu, nobu!
Chousokabe Emichika:
Ah, be careful, Lancer.
By the way, is that creature a dude?
Shimazu Sétanta:
Anyway, give me your hearts!
Demon Archer:
What! My heart?
Mash:
It hasn't been taken yet! Anyway, we need to intercept them! Huh? Where's Sakura Saber?
Sakura Saber:
Sorry, I'm feeling sick today...
Cough!
Mash:
This is bad! Without Saber, fighting a Lancer class is going to be difficult!
Dr. Roman:
Sakura Saber's really difficult to deal with...
Fujimaru 1:
You're talking kinda funny!
Dr. Roman:
You're right. What should I do? I know!
Let's ask Magi☆Mari! (Escape from reality)
Fujimaru 2:
Even the Doctor's been contaminated...
Dr. Roman:
Chaldea should have been quarantined...
Da Vinci, please make a vaccine!
Demon Archer:
You unreliable man-slayer... Huh?
What? What's going on? He's running away.
Shimazu Sétanta:
They have more people than our scout reported!
I need to pull back for now.
Mash:
I don't really get it, but this is our chance!
Let's go after him, Senpai!
Fujimaru 1:
All right! After him!
Mash:
Mash Kyrielight, charging in!
Mash:
Oh, I'll carry Sakura Saber on my back.
Sakura Saber:
...Thanks for always helping me, Mash.
Mash:
This is the first time!
Fujimaru 2:
I've got a bad feeling about this...
Demon Archer:
Oh, shut it.
Follow me!
Demon Archer:
Hurry up and recover, man-slayer, or you're going to get labeled a useless Servant!
Sakura Saber:
Strong Servant, weak Servant.
That's up to them...
Sakura Saber:
A truly strong Master will...
(Cough!)
Mash:
Anyway, please get some rest!
Shimazu Sétanta:
Oh, so they actually managed to catch up...
Demon Archer:
Hahahaha! We've got you now, Shimazu... or whatever your name is! Now prepare yourself!
Shimazu Sétanta:
Yea, I think— You're the ones who need to prepare yourselves.
Mash:
What? We're being hit!
From where?
Chousokabe Emichika:
Looks like Lancer led you right into our trap.
Time to show you the power of an Archer.
Chousokabe Emichika:
Trace on!
Broken Phantasm: Shoot!
Chousokabe Emichika:
When am I going to use this bow?
That'd be right now! Fiiiiiish!
Demon Archer:
What is this rain of arrows? Is it an ambush?
Oh, so when you ambush someone you want to...
Mash:
This is no time for explanations!
We're not in some kind of seminar!
Mouri Medinari:
Ha, ha, ha. You dummies fell right into my plan.
Good work, Lancer! I'll buy you some bread later.
Shimazu Sétanta:
Are you treating me like a kid?
Get something with yakisoba in it. Nothing spicy!
Shimazu Sétanta:
...You guys should be more cautious.
Me running away should've alerted you.
Demon Archer:
How could I be so careless... There's been no greater shame since Kanegasaki, Nagamasa...
Chousokabe Emichika:
Looks like you've given up.
What are you planning on doing with them, Caster?
Mouri Medinari:
Let's see...
What should we do with them?
Mash:
I'm sorry, Senpai...
If only Sakura Saber could fight with us...
Fujimaru 1:
Don't give up!
Mash:
Do you have a plan that could get us out of this?
Demon Archer:
Well if Monkey or Micchi were here, we could leave this to them and run away...
Fujimaru 2:
How do you feel?
Sakura Saber:
... (Dead silent)
Demon Archer:
No response.
She's on her last legs.
Demon Archer:
Looks like we got a faulty Saber.
Thanks for your service.
Mouri Medinari:
Hahahahaha! Before Mouri Medinari, you're like a moth drawn to a flame!
Mouri Medinari:
...Am I playing the bad guy role a bit too heavy?
Sakura Saber:
...Mouri?
Shimazu Sétanta:
You were always the bad guy.
Shimazu Sétanta:
In any case, I guess my role here as Shimazu or whatever is over.
Sakura Saber:
...Shimazu?
Chousokabe Emichika:
I have no clue why I ended up as Chousokabe, but I guess that's the way it goes.
Sakura Saber:
...Chousokabe...
Tosa?
Mash:
...What?
Sakura Saber is...
Sakura Saber:
Uuuoohhhh!
Sakura Saber:
...With sadness and misplaced anger giving me power,
I shall now don the haori of my oath!
Sakura Saber:
Satsuma and Choshu shall die!
No mercy!
Mouri Medinari:
Huh? Satsuma and Choshu? What's that?
This girl is completely different now! I'm scared!
Demon Archer:
I shall explain!
Mash:
Eek! That caught me off guard!
Demon Archer:
This feeble man-slayer, known as Sakura Saber...
Her True Name echoed through the streets of Kyoto at the end of the shogunate.
Demon Archer:
The one who swore to kill all Satsuma and Choshu...
The captain of the Shinsengumi's First Unit, Okita Souji!
Dr. Roman:
All of a sudden you reveal her True Name?
Dr. Roman:
So you mean Okita Souji is a girl?
Though, I guess I'm used to that by now!
Mash:
I'm not really knowledgeable about that era, but is she a famous Heroic Spirit, Senpai?
Fujimaru 1:
Pretty famous in Japan.
Fujimaru 2:
Wow, a girl, no way. (lifeless)
Demon Archer:
By the way, my True Name is Oda No–
Demon Archer:
It's finally time to pay Satsuma and Choshu back for Toba-Fushimi, Mr. Kondou!
Demon Archer:
Yes! Also, I can't really forgive Tosa, either!
Chousokabe Emichika:
There's the Satcho Alliance too, so that can't be helped.
But, I am the one that's troubled for being called Chousokabe.
Okita Souji:
Shinsengumi's First Unit Captain, Okita Souji!
Here I come!
--BATTLE--
Mouri Medinari:
Ah... The old me is so pitiful it hurts...
Shimazu Sétanta:
Oh my mentor, I'm sorry...
By the way, that bodysuit...
Chousokabe Emichika:
Indeed, this is a bit stranger than expected...
Okita Souji:
Haaah, haaah... I-I did it, Mr. Hijikata... (Passes out)
Mash:
When Sakura Saber... I mean, when Okita donned her haori, she was ferocious, huh, Senpai?
Fujimaru 1:
As expected of the genius swordsman.
Mash:
If she was in the First Squad, does that mean there were other powerful swordsmen in the Shinsengumi?
Fujimaru 2:
She collapsed again...
Mash:
Hang in there, Okita!
Have this Golden Fruit!
Demon Archer:
By the way, you're not interested in my True Name?
I'm super famous in the Far East.
Demon Archer:
It's hard, you know, being such a popular Heroic Spirit!
Everybody wants a piece of me.
Mash:
Oh, it's time for lunch, Senpai.
I packed us some.
Demon Archer:
Guess nobody cares, huh?
Act 4: Overwhelming Victory!! GUDAGUDA Tenka Fubu
Demon Archer:
I'm getting tired of this, actually...
Mash:
But that's so irresponsible!
Okita Souji:
This is all your fault to begin with, so you'd better see it till the end!
Mash:
Okita, what was your relationship like with Demon Archer in your home world?
Demon Archer:
I don't know what to say... She's annoying.
Especially when she warps around.
Okita Souji:
Look who's talking!
Okita Souji:
If you hadn't tried to convert the Grail into a bomb,
this never would've happened!
Mash:
You turned the Grail—into a bomb!?
Demon Archer:
Yes, I planned to use it as a superweapon to turn things around.
Demon Archer:
But I screwed up and fell headfirst into the reactor core as it was reconstructing...
Demon Archer:
Because of that, my powers were taken and weird creatures were born. It's unbelievable.
Mash:
I don't understand, but now I know that you were up to some crazy things...
Okita Souji:
Oh, we made it here while she was blabbing.
This is the heart of this Singularity, Osaka... I think?
Demon Archer:
This is clearly some European town...
???:
Fwahahaha!
Welcome, mongrels!
Mash:
Th-This voice!
Toyotomi Gilyoshi:
It is I, Toyotomi Gilyoshi! King of Heroes and ruler of Zipangu, the Land of Gold!
Toyotomi Gilyoshi:
All the treasures of this world, be they gold, or really nice tea sets, are all mine, hah!
Dr. Roman:
Man, this situation is really getting out of hand. “Hah?”
Demon Archer:
Hmm... He kind of reminds me of Monkey.
Toyotomi Gilyoshi:
Don't be mistaken, mongrels. This amount of mud won't even shake my being! I'm here on a different matter!
Mash:
A different matter?
Toyotomi Gilyoshi:
I won't allow you to forget! I'm speaking of the time I bestowed treasures upon you! I offered you the finest gifts...
Toyotomi Gilyoshi:
...yet you mongrels greedily said how Rome's was better, or how you wanted the Dark ones!
Toyotomi Gilyoshi:
I wanted those too!
I... I suffered too... I suffered greatly.
Toyotomi Gilyoshi:
Why... Why didn't anyone... come to my 10 Summons...
Dr. Roman:
He said it wasn't going to shake his being, but things have become disappointing for the King of Heroes.
Toyotomi Gilyoshi:
I won't give up. Some things are beautiful because you don't own them. Heh, that's the healthy way to look at it.
Toyotomi Gilyoshi:
Now I build my power to prepare for the next event.
Toyotomi Gilyoshi:
I'm gathering gold and plain tea sets from this country,
so that next time I can show people who the true king is!
Fujimaru 1:
Man, this is... Yeah.
Fujimaru 2:
Give me a 5-star next time!
Mash:
Calm down Senpai!
I don't know what the King of Heroes is talking about...
Mash:
...But since he seems like the last boss, let's defeat him and go home to sleep!
Mash:
To be honest, I'm getting tired.
In more ways than one!
Toyotomi Gilyoshi:
Hmph. I am the sun itself, yet you point your blade at me, mongrel? Very well, Hanbei, Kanbei. Give me a plan!
Takenaka Andersen:
I ain't got one, moron.
What's with this low-quality world setting!
Takenaka Andersen:
It doesn't make any sense!
I told them not to make a 2D show into a 3D movie!
Kuroda Mephisto:
Such a shame! Such an awful, terrible shame!
But, this is a rare chance, right?
Kuroda Mephisto:
In Asia we say, “Dance or explode, fellow idiots!”
So let's take this chance to go boom!
Kuroda Mephisto:
Huh? Have I not been showing up as often lately?
Aww, you're kidding me!
Kuroda Mephisto:
Don't you think Christmas Mephisto might just have a shot of happening?
Mash:
No, I do not!
--BATTLE--
Toyotomi Gilyoshi:
I can't believe I lost...
My body falls and disappears with the dew...
Toyotomi Gilyoshi:
Uruk is just a dream within a dream...
Act now to...become an Uruk citizen... (dies)
Takenaka Andersen:
Okay, we're done.
Now my role is finished here.
Takenaka Andersen:
I liked the sound of “Takenaka Andersen” so I played along, but I'm sick of that laughing idiot's voice.
Takenaka Andersen:
This whole Japan setting is bad news, anyway.
I might run into some crazy nun at any moment.
Takenaka Andersen:
Make sure you guys don't do this too much, okay?
These marathons are best if you don't do them for too long.
Kuroda Mephisto:
A shame! A disappointment!
Still, the famed fairy tale author sure is nice, huh?
Kuroda Mephisto:
I'm not exactly sure who was talking there, but I'll offer you this tea pot as a present.
Mash:
Thank you very kindly...
Kuroda Mephisto:
The simple and subdued culture of the Far East fascinates me! Exploding tea pots! How eccentric!
Kuroda Mephisto:
Let's all count down together!
Three, two, one!
Mash:
What? This explodes?
Wh-What do we do Senpai?
Fujimaru 1:
Get down!
Mash:
Right! Senpai, hurry and get behind my shield!
Hold me close! As close as you can!
Fujimaru 2:
Throw it away!
Mash:
R-Right! I will throw this as far as I, Mash Kyrielight, possibly can!
Demon Archer:
Don't worry, only Matsunaga's teapot explodes. Yoink!
...Yep, seems it's the core of that transformed Grail.
Demon Archer:
Now my power will return, and we'll be all set...
Mash:
Huh?
Archer?
Okita Souji:
Archer...
You can't be!
Demon Archer?:
Indeed...
Everything is according to keikaku...
Final Act: Up in Flames!! GUDAGUDA Honnoji
Demon Archer:
Fwahahahaha!
I commend you for your efforts!
Demon Archer:
Everything is according to keikaku!
This whole thing was my idea!
Demon Archer:
Twelve Servant sacrifices to the Grail!
I've regained my power!
Demon Archer:
I'll use the power of the Grail to make this space mine,
and then make my way to your world!
Fujimaru 1:
You tricked us!?
Mash:
No way! I mean, I kind of saw it coming?
Oda Nobunaga:
Now I shall reveal my True Name!
I am Oda Nobunaga, Demon King of the Sixth Heaven!
Mash:
Oh, we knew that.
Fujimaru 2:
Nobbu, why...
Oda Nobunaga:
Indeed, I am the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven, Oda Nobu–
Mash:
Oh, we knew that.
Oda Nobunaga:
Huh? How did you know?
Okita Souji:
You introduced yourself during lunch, even though nobody asked you.
Oda Nobunaga:
Huh? What was I doing?
???:
Hah! You've shown yourself, then!
Mash:
This voice!
Oda Nobunaga :
That's right, it's me!
Mash:
Two... Nobunagas?
Fujimaru 1:
What's going on?
Fujimaru 2:
This mess has reached its peak.
E：Oda Nobunaga:
Actually, I went to the bathroom after lunch,
and someone attacked me from behind!
E：Oda Nobunaga:
The next thing I knew I was tied up behind the bathroom, but I managed to escape.
E：Oda Nobunaga:
In other words, the person that's been with you since lunch is a fake!
C：Oda Nobunaga:
Damn you, you're just half of me yet you're so persistent! My plan was to defeat the real me so I can become the real me!
Okita Souji:
I see.
Thanks for the explanation.
Okita Souji:
I think I understand, but I'm still not sure who's talking.
Mash:
Why don't we just call them Good Nobbu and Bad Nobbu, so we can tell who's who?
Fujimaru 1:
Yeah, that might be a good idea...
Fujimaru 2:
Can I just tap SKIP?
Bad Nobbu:
What? It's not fair to call me the bad one!
I'm the same as her!
Good Nobbu:
I win! I'm the good Nobbu!
I have finally unified this nation by force!
Good Nobbu:
The battle's as good as won!
Surrender, Bad Nobbu!
Bad Nobbu:
Don't be a goody-goody!
I come from you, so you're Bad Nobbu too!
Good Nobbu:
No way! You left me, so now I'm 100% Good Nobbu!
Bad Nobbu:
Curse you! You can't talk your way out of this, Good Nobbu! You're definitely worse than me!
Good Nobbu:
BZZT! Wrong! I can't believe how dumb and bad I am.
Okita Souji:
Could both of you shut up, please?
Bad Nobbu:
Fine, I'll show you what makes Bad Nobbu so good at being bad!
Bad Nobbu:
No matter how well Good Nobbu talks, I've got most of the power!
Bad Nobbu:
Now—I shall burn the world and its gods to ash!
For I am Oda Nobunaga, Demon King of the Sixth Heaven!
Bad Nobbu:
FWAHAHAHAHA!
Kneel before the power that slays even gods!
Good Nobbu:
Damn you, Bad Nobbu! Everyone!
Band together and help me defeat my evil side!
Fujimaru 1:
Yay! Last battle time!
Okita Souji:
Yes! I'm starting to run low on magical energy and could disappear at any moment, so I'm glad.
Good Nobbu:
Your body's way too weak!
Fujimaru 2:
Is there a way to defeat both of them?
Okita Souji:
What? I never thought of that.
That's perfect! Brilliant!
Good & Bad Nobbu:
Huh?
Mash:
A-Anyway, let's just beat the bad Nobunaga!
--BATTLE--
Bad Nobbu:
D-Damn you, Good Nobbu...
But I have not lost to you!
Bad Nobbu:
I lost to the good Nobbu that's inside my heart!
I will appear again... Yes...
Bad Nobbu:
When you forget to be grateful to the land for its blessings!
Mash:
She said something ominous and disappeared.
I suppose that means mission complete?
Fujimaru 1:
Yeah. Let's go home.
Mash:
We picked up many tea sets along the way.
I'm sure that will make Da Vinci happy.
Fujimaru 2:
That felt like forever.
Mash:
Yes, it was long in a lot of ways...
Oh, we need to take back all these tea sets.
Dr. Roman:
Yeah, looks like this space is starting to fall apart.
Be careful on your way back.
Oda Nobunaga (Real):
Hmmm, my power has fully returned, it seems.
Oda Nobunaga (Real):
...Fwahahaha!
Now I'm really, really done with you...
Okita Souji:
I'm sure we've had enough of that.
Okita Souji:
Oh, everyone, thank you for your help.
Next time, please come visit us in our world.
Okita Souji:
We're in the middle of a big war, though.
Oda Nobunaga:
Indeed, our worlds were not meant to intertwine,
but I've taken a liking to you!
Oda Nobunaga:
If you ever summon me, the power of the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven shall be at your disposal!
Okita Souji:
Yes, but that probability is most likely very low...
Okita Souji:
...But if it ever happens, Fujimaru,
I shall lend you my blade!
Fujimaru 1:
Yeah, thanks!
Fujimaru 2:
Summon... Probability... Ugh, my head...
Mash:
Goodbye Okita, Nobunaga!
The takuan we had for lunch was delicious!
Okita Souji:
Hehe, I hope we meet again someday!
Oda Nobunaga:
Yes, it wasn't for long, but you commanded well.
Goodbye, Fujimaru! Farewell!
Mash:
—That was pretty rough, huh, Senpai?
Fujimaru 1:
It felt like it was a dream.
Mash:
What do you think they're doing now?
Mash:
I'm curious what happened to the Imperial Holy Grail, too.
Fujimaru 2:
Yeah, it was such a mess.
Mash:
Yes, I'm glad I didn't turn into a weird creature and go...
Mash:
Mash-Mash!
Mash:
Like they did.
Mash:
What's this?
Oda Nobunaga:
Hey! How've you guys been?
Mash:
Nobunaga?
Okita Souji:
It's been a while, everyone.
This time, my evil heart has gone out of control...
Mash:
Leave!
Fujimaru 1:
Give me a break...
Fujimaru 2:
It's a mess until the very end...
Okita Souji:
I'm really sorry for everything.
Oda Nobunaga:
It can't be helped!