Chaldea Heat Odyssey ~Evolved Civilization~
Prelude
Narration: ...What is civilization? I suppose you would call it the path every sentient being travels.
Narration: Every single building, every single dish of food... It all contains a vast amount of our ancestors' knowledge.
Narration: In that case, this landscape of destruction represents the end of said path.
Narration: The extravagant buildings, the entertainment, the technology infused within glorious inventions...
Narration: None of that can be found here. A 2,000-year-old obsession crushed them all.
Narration: We have no hope.
Narration: We have no heroes, no brave warriors. We have no way to defeat them because the idea of fighting never even occurred to us.
Narration: So all we can do is pray.
Narration: Pray that the Nine Sisters, the goddesses who taught us of civilization and loyalty, visit this world someday.
Mash: Senpai... Senpai... SENPAI!
Mash: Senpai, get up!
Fujimaru 1: BWAH!?
Fou: Fou!
Mash: Good morning, Senpai! Looks like we've spotted land.
Fujimaru 2: Fou!
Fou: Foou?
Mash: Senpai, was that an impression of Fou? That was kind of cute.
Mash: Anyway, Senpai, we have sighted land.
Mary: Oh you're up, Master. Yoo-hoo.
Anne: It's been a long trip. About two weeks, I reckon.
Mary: More like three days? My memory's fuzzy.
Kiyohime: It's strange. This was a long journey, but I'm not very hungry.
Mash: Yes.
Mash: It felt like we spent a long time at sea, but maybe it wasn't that long at all.
Scáthach: Hmm... Yes, this is indeed a strange feeling.
Scáthach: No, that can't be it.
Mordred: Hey everybody! The old purple lady's doing some foreshadowing!
Scáthach: Oh, I must be getting deaf lately. Did you say, “young and beautiful Scáthach”?
Mordred: Young and beautiful Scáthach!
Scáthach: Indeed. (Satisfied)
Altria: That would've been a Gáe Bolg massacre... I apologize for my rude subordinate.
Altria: That aside, is something bothering you, Scáthach?
Scáthach: Well... Sorry, I'll just assume it's my imagination. It's not that interesting.
Scáthach: We may learn something when we investigate the next island.
Mash: ...By the way.
Mash: What should we do about Cú Chulainn and the others who were tossed into the sea during the storm?
Martha: I'm sure that wimpy little samurai will be fine.
Martha: He's from an island country. I'm sure he knows how to swim.
Mordred: Hmm. Karna should be okay, too. Wasn't he the incarnation of the sun?
Mordred: So even if he sinks, he's sure to rise from the west eventually!
Mash: You mean the east, Mordred.
Scáthach: I'm sure Cú Chulainn will be fine too. He's a warrior who's strong both on sea and land.
Scáthach: If we wait, he'll catch up to us eventually.
Altria: You really trust Lancer, don't you?
Scáthach: Yes, I do.
Scáthach: ...Actually, after all the things that didn't kill him, I'm not sure what would.
Mash: (I can't quite tell if they have faith in them, or they're just getting neglected...)
Fujimaru 1: I think they'll be fine.
Mash: Yes, I believe in your intuition, Senpai.
Fujimaru 2: There's no way they'll die.
Scáthach: That's right. They're Servants. If merely going overboard killed them, they couldn't call themselves heroes.
Tamamo-no-Mae: Let's make landfall then! Captain, stop! Stop, please!
Mary: Roger! Steady as she goes!
Anne: We're making landfall!
Section 1: "Encounter in the Fury Wastes"
All:
SO EMPTY!
Tamamo-no-Mae: Wh-What's with this wasteland...?
Mash: I miss the tropical island...
Marie: The land looks barren... I wouldn't try to grow any food here.
Altria: What!?
Tamamo-no-Mae: I mean, is there any food here at all?
Altria: What... What... WHAT!?
Kiyohime: It seems unlikely.
Kiyohime: Oh, Master. Do not worry. If you have to, you may eat me!
Fujimaru 1: Cannibalism isn't really my thing...
Kiyohime: I probably taste delicious, like chicken!
Fou: Fou?
Fujimaru 2: I'll take you up on that (if I have to).
Kiyohime: Oh my! Oh my, oh my, oh my!
Kiyohime: Did you hear that, everyone? MASTER! IS GOING! TO EAT ME!
Mash: Master, you should be careful what you say. Look how excited Kiyohime is now.
Altria: No...food...?
Altria: No, Servants should be fine without eating. It's just a little depressing.
Altria: Master, on the other hand, will die from malnourishment. That is where the problem lies.
Altria: In other words, it's a matter of what dies first: our spirit, or Fujimaru's body.
Mordred: Why are those the only options!? Let's just find some food first!
C：???: Help!!
Mash: I heard a voice crying for help!
Martha: Yes, and if there are people living here...
Fujimaru 1: There's food!
Altria: Correct! It is completely unimportant to me, but that would mean food!
Fujimaru 2: There's civilization!
Mash: Maybe we can contact Chaldea!
Mash: Let's go help. But where did the voice come from?
Mary: Anne, can you look around with your spyglass?
Anne: Aye. Let's see... It came from over–
Anne: ...Huh?
Mary: What's wrong?
Anne: ...Oh, uh, I just saw something strange. I must be tired from our voyage.
Anne: Mary, can you look for me?
Mary: Sure, but what—
Mary: ...Huh?
Mash: What's going on, you two!? What in the world—
???: Retreat! Retreat!
Marie: H-Huh?
Marie: A boar piglet. A boar piglet!? There's a boar piglet asking for help!
Marie: Huh? A talking boar piglet?
Marie: Hmm? Eh? What?!
Mash: Huh?
Boar Piglet: Ouch!?
Tamamo-no-Mae: Oh, it tripped.
Marie: Let's go help it!
Mordred: Well, I guess we can.
Mordred: Let's put aside the fact that it talks and go save it, Master!
Boar Piglet: Ughh...
Shadow Servant: ...
Boar Piglet: (Praying)
Boar Piglet: I hope this doesn't hurt.
Boar Piglet: Put me under general anesthesia before you chop me up. That would be great, yup.
Boar Piglet: Ughh...
Scáthach: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
Shadow Servant: ...!
Mash: A Shadow Servant!
Scáthach: It seems we have an opponent to defeat first. Come, no time to waste... Let's go!
--BATTLE--
Scáthach: Too easy!
Mordred: Hmm? Wait. What's that!?
Demon Boar: ...
Mash: The Shadow Servant...is actually a demon boar!?
Marie: Are you okay? Are you hurt?
Boar Piglet: ...
Mash: Maybe it can't talk from shock? ...Hey, look at these marks. It's like it's wearing glasses.
Fujimaru 1: Glasses are cute.
Mash: Yes, they make him look cute and smart.
Fujimaru 2: Glasses on a boar piglet...
Mash: It's not some kind of prank, is it?
Mordred: It's gotta be a prank! As if it'd do that of its own accord!
Boar Piglet: Go—
Marie: Go?
Boar Piglet: GODDESSES! ARE YOU ALL GODDESSES!?
Marie: ...Goddesses?
Tamamo-no-Mae: Oh, did you call me?
Mordred: I don't think so...
Boar Piglet: The goddesses have descended upon us! They have descended upon us! I know it's rude for me to ask, but I'm going to anyway!
Boar Piglet: Please—
Boar Piglet: Save this world!
All: ...WHAT!?
Fou: ...Fou?
???: So the time has come. They are here.
???: The ones who will come to restore this world...
Demon Boar: ?
???: No need to understand. I do not expect intelligence from you.
???: You are violent and destructive.
???: You are raging lightning that has dragged this world back to nothingness many times.
???: Go and destroy. Kill all boars who dare to resist.
???: I've had the benefit of time on my side, Servants. This time, I will win!
Section 2: "Nine Sisters"
Mash: This seems like it was once a city. All the buildings have collapsed.
Mary: So, people once lived here?
Anne: Apparently so.
Anne: It appears to have been a more advanced civilization than the one we're familiar with in our era.
Anne: Perhaps on par with the one in Master's time, in fact–though I haven't experienced it for myself.
Fujimaru 1: Yeah.
Scáthach: It doesn't match with any era we lived in.
Scáthach: As Anne said, it is equivalent to Mash and Fujimaru's.
Boar Piglet: This way, yup!
Marie: Okay!
Mash: Master, let's follow the boar piglet for now.
Mash: I've never seen a talking boar before, but I've seen several talking monsters.
Mash: I think we'll get used to it quickly.
Fujimaru 1: What's up with the glasses?
Scáthach: You keep going back to that, don't you? Do you have a thing for glasses?
Mash: ♪
Fujimaru 2: I hope there are people there.
Mash: Yes.
Mordred: Well, I don't know about that.
Altria: ...Indeed.
Altria: Master, have you noticed?
Altria: The boar piglet speaks as if they've never met humans before.
Altria: Couple that with all these collapsed buildings and... Well, we may already be too late.
Scáthach: Let us believe in this little one for now and keep going.
Scáthach: ...Let's go!
Boar Piglet: Chief! Chief, Chief, Chief!
Boar Piglet Chief: My child, what is this commotion? What happened? You're hurt.
Boar Piglet Chief: ...Did you go outside the city again?
Boar Piglet: It was an emergency situation! I was hungry, yup!
Boar Piglet: The old snacks I found were delicious, yup.
Boar Piglet Chief: Foolish child! That doesn't make it okay! ...So? What's all the fuss?
Boar Piglet: The goddesses!
Boar Piglet Chief: The goddesses?
Boar Piglet: I've brought them here, yup!
Boar Piglet Chief: ...You brought them?
Marie: Hello. Um, Chief, is it?
Boar Piglet Chief: ...
Boar Piglet Chief: Hmm...
Boar Piglet: Oh no! The chief has fallen! Arteriosclerosis! Or maybe just a heart attack!?
Martha: He just fainted from shock. Just needs a pat on the back... Like so!
Boar Piglet Chief: GWAH!? Whew. It was just a dream.
Mordred: Oh, he woke up.
Boar Piglet Chief: ...It wasn't a dream...
Boar Piglet: Chief, are you okay?
Boar Piglet Chief: Not really. So, what is going on?
Boar Piglet Chief: I see. You came from another island...
Boar Piglet Chief: We had no idea that there was an island so close.
Boar Piglet Chief: Either way, thank you for saving my grandchild.
Mash: Are there no humans here?
Boar Piglet Chief: There haven't been any living humans here for a good 50 years.
Boar Piglet Chief: ...Though I have seen “humans” that aren't exactly human, per se.
Altria: You mean the Shadow Servants?
Mary: Huh? Then who made these buildings?
Boar Piglet Chief: We did.
All: ...Huh?
Mash: Um, I'm sorry. ...Did you say the boar piglets made this town?
Boar Piglet Chief: Until about 50 years ago, the Boar Piglet Clan was extremely prosperous.
Mordred: (...So they are an actual clan.)
Boar Piglet Chief: We had rows of skyscrapers, robots to do our bidding, and we were even preparing to go into space.
Marie: I see. (I don't see.)
Scáthach: Space, huh...
Fujimaru 1: Sci-fi?
Mash: Senpai, he's still talking. Don't interrupt.
Fujimaru 2: A little uncanny?
E：Boar Piglet: It is very uncanny, yup!
G：Boar Piglet: Space is so romantic, yup!
H：Boar Piglet: Our clan has reached Childhood's End, and its off to The Next Generation, yup!
Boar Piglet Chief: But 50 years ago, the demon boars we thought had gone extinct reappeared.
Boar Piglet Chief: As did black spirits shaped like humans.
Scáthach: Shadow Servants, huh...
Boar Piglet Chief: They formed an army and destroyed all the civilization we built up on this island.
Boar Piglet Chief: Now even the Boar Piglet Clan is on the verge of destruction. We simply wait for our end.
Marie: Oh, how awful...
Tamamo-no-Mae: Destroying civilization? Sounds just like Altera.
Tamamo-no-Mae: By the way, what did you mean by “goddesses”?
Boar Piglet Chief: There's a legend in the Boar Piglet Clan about nine goddesses called the Nine Sisters.
Boar Piglet Chief: We were just beasts who lived on instinct until they gave us civilization, love, and courage.
Boar Piglet Chief: They also took the form of humans, which is probably where he got the idea you were them.
Boar Piglet: (Gasp!)
Boar Piglet: The way she gave that demon boar a complete beatdown, I was sure she was a goddess!
Marie: Oh my. Hehehe. I don't know if I'm good enough to be called a goddess.
Boar Piglet: Boo! Boo!
Marie: (Rub rub) Oh, how soft and fluffy.
Boar Piglet: Aww, hehe.
Boar Piglet Chief: I'm sorry I don't have anything to offer you...
Boar Piglet Chief: But there are buildings nearby that are still intact enough to keep you out of the rain...probably.
Mash: Thank you. Oh, excuse me. I have one last question.
Boar Piglet Chief: What is it?
Mash: Have you ever heard the word “Chaldea” before?
Mash: Or anything about technology that would let you travel dimensions, world, or time?
Boar Piglet Chief: Chaldea... Chaldea? Hmm... No, I haven't.
Boar Piglet Chief: But we did do some research on traveling through time and to other worlds 50 years ago.
Mash: I see...
Mash: Master, let's decide on our next move.
Mash: Should we leave this island or live here like we did on the one before?
Mary: It doesn't look like there are any clues here, so we could easily just take our ship and go.
Tamamo-no-Mae: This place is already in ruins. Searching for another island would be the normal Tamamo-style suggestion.
Tamamo-no-Mae: Mmm. It's a bit of a shame, though. To be honest, this place interests me!
Marie: Yes! I think we should stay too! Let's help the piglets!
Altria: I knew Marie would say that.
Anne: If we go to the next island, we may be able to find a clue to get us back to Chaldea.
Anne: Or maybe our communications might be restored.
Martha: But they might not. Who knows if we'll even find another island.
Mordred: I...I think it's okay to stay here. The boar piglets will go extinct at this rate.
Scáthach: ...
Kiyohime: I shall do whatever Master says!
Mash: Master. What shall we do?
Fujimaru 1: I want to save them.
Marie: You really are the best Master in the world, Fujimaru!
Marie: I'll give you a kiss as a reward!
Mash: Senpai, it's okay to be smitten about it, but be careful.
Mash: Kiyohime's got a look in her eyes like she wants to swallow you whole!
Kiyohime: ...
Fujimaru 2: We'll start over on this island!
Mordred: Gah! Startin' over, huh? Fine! We gotta do what we gotta do!
Altria: You look like you're enjoying it.
Mary: Well, one starts from the bottom all the time. Don't let it get you down, Master... Oh, okay, you aren't.
Mary: You're so positive, Master. Nothing like our last captain.
Scáthach: ...
Mash: Scáthach? What's wrong?
Scáthach: Ah, nothing. So, we're staying?
Scáthach: I'm not opposed to it. In fact, I'm all for it.
Scáthach: We can help develop this island and defeat the demon boars. My one worry is—
Scáthach: What we're going to find when the former is done.
Boar Piglet Chief: You're...going to save us?
Scáthach: No. This is more of a contract.
Scáthach: You'll help us develop the island and discover new technologies.
Scáthach: If a demon boar attacks, we'll defeat it. And also eat it.
Altria: This is equivalent exchange. One of the fundamentals of trading.
Boar Piglet Chief: Thank you! Thank you!
Boar Piglet Chief: You really are the goddesses reborn! The Nine Sisters have returned!
Boar Piglets: Goddesses! Our saviors!
Boar Piglets: Goddesses! Turn this way!
Boar Piglets: So amazing! So cool!
Boar Piglets: Mommy! Take care of me!
Scáthach: ...I think that last one was a little strange. But I suppose that's okay.
Tamamo-no-Mae: No, wait a second. Nine goddesses? There's ten of us (not including Master) here!
Mash: Maybe they're not including me. Compared to everyone else I'm a little plain.
Fou: Fou!
Fujimaru 1: That's not true.
Mash: ...Thank you.
Boar Piglet Chief: Um, according to the legend...
Boar Piglet Chief: There were ten goddesses originally, but one of them was extremely scary.
Boar Piglet Chief: So eventually we started to say to ourselves, “Maybe we can just cut her out.”
Tamamo-no-Mae: Oh, that happens a lot.
Tamamo-no-Mae: A deity who admonishes and threatens the masses somehow always ends up being demonized eventually.
Kiyohime: Hard to argue something like that when it's coming from Tamamo.
Boar Piglet Chief: Yes. They say this former goddess and current devil...
Boar Piglet Chief: ...had shining eyes like a beast, hair the color of a peach, a fluffy tail...
Boar Piglet Chief: ...and used an umbrella as a weapon.
Boar Piglet Chief: She was a terrifying devil whose favorite food was boar piglets.
Tamamo-no-Mae: ...Huh?
Kiyohime: ...Oh?
Tamamo-no-Mae: No, no, no. It's just a coincidence.
Tamamo-no-Mae: CO. IN. CI. DENCE.
Altria: Don't worry, Tamamo.
Altria: You were summoned as a Servant because you changed your ways.
Altria: No matter how many of this island's piglets you chomped down on in life...
Altria: No matter how delicious they... I mean, no matter what wicked act you performed, we are comrades!
Tamamo-no-Mae: I didn't do it! It wasn't me, okay?
Mordred: Listen, you guys.
Mordred: Don't go anywhere alone with that blonde king wearing white!
Mordred: You'll get eaten whole!
Boar Piglets: Scary, yup!
Mash: Senpai, could this be...?
Fujimaru 1: A coincidence...maybe?
Tamamo-no-Mae: It is a coincidence!
Tamamo-no-Mae: If you start doubting me too, Master, what am I supposed to do?
Fujimaru 2: She ends up as the devil?
Tamamo-no-Mae: That won't happen (in the Good Ending)!
Tamamo-no-Mae: Why? Because I was voted the number one Servant you'd want to protect!
Tamamo-no-Mae: Yep, just a slightly attractive, good-natured, well-bred Servant lacking in fighting prowess! A proud Cas– I mean, Lancer!
Tamamo-no-Mae: Ahem! Ahem! Ahem! ANYWAY!
Tamamo-no-Mae: First, let's search this island! It's time for an adventure!
Section 3: "I'm Back, I'm Home" (1/2)
Scáthach: All right! We'll be heading out soon!
Scáthach: Today's search party will be me, Fujimaru, Mash, Tamamo, and Marie...
Mash: R-Right!
Scáthach: Mordred, do you want to come, too?
Mordred: Oh, if you're going to the coast, I'll have the chance to ride some waves! As a knight, I can't refuse such an invitation!
Altria: (So it's an excuse to get out of doing work. Fine, but when we get back, I'll give you a double workload...)
Tamamo-no-Mae: Whew, good. I mean, is it my imagination or are the boar piglets scared of me?
Scáthach: Well, you are the wicked devil who wolfs down boar piglets...
Tamamo-no-Mae: I've never eaten a single one! Maybe I've considered it, but it was only a thought! A thought!
Marie: I don't think they would be tasty...
Tamamo-no-Mae: It's not about whether they're tasty or not. The issue is that I have animal instincts.
Tamamo-no-Mae: Hmph, never mind! Never mind! Master, please comfort your heartbroken Tamamo!
Fujimaru 1: There, there.
Tamamo-no-Mae: Heh. Petting my fur roughly and softly simultaneously... How skillful...
Tamamo-no-Mae: You get the Fluffing Seal of Approval!
Fujimaru 2: You're cute, Tamamo.
Tamamo-no-Mae: Ah! Sweet words so straightforward like that make my heart go pitter-patter. You are forbidden from using them with anyone but me!
Mash: Senpai, let's be serious,
Mash: OKAY!?
Fujimaru 1: Yes!
Tamamo-no-Mae: ...Mm? I hear something. Sounds like an enemy attack.
Scáthach: Another fake Servant?
Tamamo-no-Mae: I do remember this sound, but I believe what we have here is a little different...
Tamamo-no-Mae: Well, we'll know for sure when we beat them.
Scáthach: Here they come... Let's go!
Section 3: "I'm Back, I'm Home" (2/2) (Mordred)
Mash: It seems demon boars aren't the only enemies here.
Scáthach: This doesn't look like the work of a demon boar. The piglets may have made them for protection...either for themselves or for others.
Scáthach: At any rate, it seems their creations weren't enough to defeat the demon boars.
Scáthach: And there were automata lying on the ground besides the ones we defeated.
Marie: They felt powerful enough to me just now...
Marie: If nothing else, they seem stronger than the demon boars we fought.
Scáthach: ...Which means the latter are just small fry compared to something else on this island.
Scáthach: It's probably just up ahead. Let's move, Master.
Scáthach: I can't imagine giant demon boars like the one we saw on the previous island would simply show up, however...
Scáthach: If we don't deal with them, they will quickly grow in power.
Scáthach: It's possible we might see multiple fortress-class enemies.
Scáthach: Everyone, stay on your guard.
Tamamo-no-Mae: This has become problematic...
Scáthach: Well, we can also sit around and wait for that to happen.
Scáthach: Fortress-class demon boars... Just as strong as Clan Calatin, or even... Hehehehehe.
Fujimaru 1: Keep a lid on the bloodlust.
Scáthach: R-Right. I know. I know.
Scáthach: I'm a good Servant who properly obeys my Master's orders.
Fujimaru 2: Vetoed.
Scáthach: Vetoed, huh...
Marie: Oh, I can see it!
Demon Boar: ...
Marie: Th-This demon boar...
Tamamo-no-Mae: It's huge!
Tamamo-no-Mae: It's as big as that giant one from before!
Mash: ...But it doesn't seem to be the same thing.
Scáthach: It seems to be protecting this tree. Hmm?
Marie: What's wrong?
Scáthach: ...Oh, I see. So that's what's going on.
Scáthach: I see... I see. I get it now. Hmmm...
Fujimaru 1: What?
Scáthach: I'll show you later when this is over.
Scáthach: There's probably something waiting for us up ahead. When you see it, you'll understand whether you want to or not.
Fujimaru 2: Notice something?
Scáthach: Sort of. But it doesn't really affect our situation.
Scáthach: There's just one problem. This island might be bad news.
Mash: Bad news?
Mordred: Come on, tell us!
Marie: You seem to know something!
Scáthach: Of course. Beautiful women keep many secrets, you know.
Demon Boar: ...
Tamamo-no-Mae: Oh? Its mouth is open like it wants to say something...
Demon Boar: Gi... Gigi. Giiiiiiiiiiiii!
Marie: Eeee!?
Tamamo-no-Mae: I-It transformed! Now it's—
Scáthach: Heracles, the famed Greek myth hero!?
Demon Boar: [[File:berserkervoice1.png50px]]–!!!
Scáthach: A Berserker! Looks like we don't have time for questions!
Tamamo-no-Mae: Master, get back!
Tamamo-no-Mae: Going up against a Servant who doesn't think with his head is my specialty!
Tamamo-no-Mae: We can cook him well-done, or perhaps have him rare with wasabi and soy sauce!
--BATTLE--
Tamamo-no-Mae: Your head's mine!
Demon Boar: ...K-Kill... I w-will... kill...
Demon Boar: You...
Tamamo-no-Mae: Oh, I'm exhausted. Master, Master. Care to massage me?♪
Scáthach: Quite persistent, wasn't it. It was on a completely different level than the other demon boars we've met so far.
Scáthach: Just like the giant demon boars from the other island, it was a monster that reached the level of a Phantasmal.
Scáthach: Normally it should only be found on the reverse side of the world, or it would have long been extinct.
Scáthach: But it's here in this world, and it's building strength.
Mash: ...Is it possible that this island is isolated from everywhere else?
Scáthach: There are plenty of heroes who have seen the whole world.
Scáthach: And a greedy mage would never ignore a land with demonic beasts of this rank wandering around.
Scáthach: ...In that case, the possibilities are narrowed down for us. Now, let's walk a bit further.
Mash: Wait a second. The demon boar was protecting this tree.
Mash: Shouldn't we investigate it before we—
Scáthach: There's no need. That's an ash tree.
Mash: ...What?
Scáthach: Now let's go. If it's still intact, it shouldn't have weathered away.
Mordred: Hey, that's me!?
Mash: This is the statue that Mordred put up on the last island!
Scáthach: Seeing it wasting away like this makes you think about how all things eventually pass on.
Scáthach: How utterly terrifying. It's going to give me nightmares.
Mordred: My statue... WAAAAH! Master!
Fujimaru 1: Okay. There, there.
Mash: Huh? Wait a minute...
Mash: This old, broken stone statue is the one we built on the other island, right!?
Fou: Fou...?
Marie: ...Oh! I get it now!
Scáthach: Well done. You are quick on the uptake, Marie.
Scáthach: Mash, this isn't an inextricable mystery. Everything is quite simple and obvious.
Scáthach: Considering the state this statue is in, one thing is perfectly clear: this is the same island as before.
Mash: ...Oh, of course!
Scáthach: We set sail and continued along a straight course, but ended up back where we started.
Scáthach: Not only that, but time here passed at an incredible rate while we were gone.
Scáthach: And so when we, oblivious to all that, returned to this place...
Scáthach: ...little did we know that some 2,000 years had already passed.
Tamamo-no-Mae: 2—
Mash: 2,000 years!?
Fujimaru 1: Why weren't we affected?
Scáthach: This island is special. Time doesn't progress normally here.
Scáthach: Even if you spend a year on this island, only a fraction of that time passes in the outside world–that is, everywhere but here.
Fujimaru 2: How do we get out of here?
Scáthach: Yes, the first thing to consider is a means to escape safely. As expected from our Master.
Scáthach: It's true that we've solved the mystery of this island, but as to how we escape it...
Scáthach: Well, I'm sure it'll be fine. We'll find a way out as we solve more mysteries.
Scáthach: At any rate, this world has been cut off from “our world” for 2,000 years now.
Scáthach: No heroes or mages existed here.
Scáthach: It was just a world where the boar piglets lived in peace.
Scáthach: But then the intruders came.
Mash: That would be us...
Scáthach: Correct.
Tamamo-no-Mae: I see.
Tamamo-no-Mae: We lived on that island and established a civilization, and so the boar piglets awakened to that concept as well.
Tamamo-no-Mae: ...However, isn't their civilization a little too advanced?
Scáthach: It is, yes. That's also something worth thinking about...
Scáthach: Anyway, over the course of 2,000 years, the boar piglets built up an advanced civilization on this island.
Scáthach: They must have taken good care of that statue too. We built it, after all.
Marie: They worked so hard! I'll have to praise them later!
Mash: If Marie praises them, I am sure they will all be quite pleased.
Fou: Fou fou.
Mash: Yes, Fou always manages to give us courage.
Fou: Foumu.
Scáthach: Okay, let's head back for now. We need to consider what to do next in the face of these facts.
Section 3: "I'm Back, I'm Home" (2/2) (Tamamo-no-Mae)
Mash: It seems demon boars aren't the only enemies here.
Scáthach: This doesn't look like the work of a demon boar. The piglets may have made them for protection...either for themselves or for others.
Scáthach: At any rate, it seems their creations weren't enough to defeat the demon boars.
Scáthach: And there were automata lying on the ground besides the ones we defeated.
Marie: They felt powerful enough to me just now...
Marie: If nothing else, they seem stronger than the demon boars we fought.
Scáthach: ...Which means the latter are just small fry compared to something else on this island.
Scáthach: It's probably just up ahead. Let's move, Master.
Scáthach: I can't imagine giant demon boars like the one we saw on the previous island would simply show up, however...
Scáthach: If we don't deal with them, they will quickly grow in power.
Scáthach: It's possible we might see multiple fortress-class enemies.
Scáthach: Everyone, stay on your guard.
Tamamo-no-Mae: This has become problematic...
Scáthach: Well, we can also sit around and wait for that to happen.
Scáthach: Fortress-class demon boars... Just as strong as Clan Calatin, or even... Hehehehehe.
Fujimaru 1: Keep a lid on the bloodlust.
Scáthach: R-Right. I know. I know.
Scáthach: I'm a good Servant who properly obeys my Master's orders.
Fujimaru 2: Vetoed.
Scáthach: Vetoed, huh...
Marie: Oh, I can see it!
Demon Boar: ...
Marie: Th-This demon boar...
Tamamo-no-Mae: It's huge!
Tamamo-no-Mae: It's as big as that giant one from before!
Mash: ...But it doesn't seem to be the same thing.
Scáthach: It seems to be protecting this tree. Hmm?
Marie: What's wrong?
Scáthach: ...Oh, I see. So that's what's going on.
Scáthach: I see... I see. I get it now. Hmmm...
Fujimaru 1: What?
Scáthach: I'll show you later when this is over.
Scáthach: There's probably something waiting for us up ahead. When you see it, you'll understand whether you want to or not.
Fujimaru 2: Notice something?
Scáthach: Sort of. But it doesn't really affect our situation.
Scáthach: There's just one problem. This island might be bad news.
Mash: Bad news?
Mordred: Come on, tell us!
Marie: You seem to know something!
Scáthach: Of course. Beautiful women keep many secrets, you know.
Demon Boar: ...
Tamamo-no-Mae: Oh? Its mouth is open like it wants to say something...
Demon Boar: Gi... Gigi. Giiiiiiiiiiiii!
Marie: Eeee!?
Tamamo-no-Mae: I-It transformed! Now it's—
Scáthach: Heracles, the famed Greek myth hero!?
Demon Boar: [[File:berserkervoice1.png50px]]–!!!
Scáthach: A Berserker! Looks like we don't have time for questions!
Tamamo-no-Mae: Master, get back!
Tamamo-no-Mae: Going up against a Servant who doesn't think with his head is my specialty!
Tamamo-no-Mae: We can cook him well-done, or perhaps have him rare with wasabi and soy sauce!
--BATTLE--
Tamamo-no-Mae: Your head's mine!
Demon Boar: ...K-Kill... I w-will... kill...
Demon Boar: You...
Tamamo-no-Mae: Oh, I'm exhausted. Master, Master. Care to massage me?♪
Scáthach: Quite persistent, wasn't it. It was on a completely different level than the other demon boars we've met so far.
Scáthach: Just like the giant demon boars from the other island, it was a monster that reached the level of a Phantasmal.
Scáthach: Normally it should only be found on the reverse side of the world, or it would have long been extinct.
Scáthach: But it's here in this world, and it's building strength.
Mash: ...Is it possible that this island is isolated from everywhere else?
Scáthach: There are plenty of heroes who have seen the whole world.
Scáthach: And a greedy mage would never ignore a land with demonic beasts of this rank wandering around.
Scáthach: ...In that case, the possibilities are narrowed down for us. Now, let's walk a bit further.
Mash: Wait a second. The demon boar was protecting this tree.
Mash: Shouldn't we investigate it before we—
Scáthach: There's no need. That's an ash tree.
Mash: ...What?
Scáthach: Now let's go. If it's still intact, it shouldn't have weathered away.
Tamamo-no-Mae: MIKOOOOOOOON!? Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What's going on!?
Tamamo-no-Mae: Th-That's me! That thing's supposed to be me, right!?
Tamamo-no-Mae: Waaaaaaaah! Half of my body is all buried!
Mordred: Ahahahahahahaha! What the hell is that, hahahaha!
Mash: Huh? Wait a minute...
Mash: This old, broken stone statue is the one we built on the other island, right!?
Fou: Fou...?
Marie: ...Oh! I get it now!
Scáthach: Well done. You are quick on the uptake, Marie.
Scáthach: Mash, this isn't an inextricable mystery. Everything is quite simple and obvious.
Scáthach: Considering the state this statue is in, one thing is perfectly clear: this is the same island as before.
Mash: ...Oh, of course!
Scáthach: We set sail and continued along a straight course, but ended up back where we started.
Scáthach: Not only that, but time here passed at an incredible rate while we were gone.
Scáthach: And so when we, oblivious to all that, returned to this place...
Scáthach: ...little did we know that some 2,000 years had already passed.
Tamamo-no-Mae: 2—
Mash: 2,000 years!?
Fujimaru 1: Why weren't we affected?
Scáthach: This island is probably special. Time doesn't progress normally here.
Scáthach: Even if you spend a year on this island, only a fraction of that time passes in the outside world–that is, everywhere but here.
Fujimaru 2: How do we get out of here?
Scáthach: Yes, the first thing to consider is a means to escape safely. As expected from our Master.
Scáthach: It's true that we've solved the mystery of this island, but as to how we escape it...
Scáthach: Well, I'm sure it'll be fine. We'll find a way out as we solve more mysteries.
Scáthach: At any rate, this world has been cut off from “our world” for 2,000 years now.
Scáthach: No heroes or mages existed here.
Scáthach: It was just a world where the boar piglets lived in peace.
Scáthach: But then the intruders came.
Mash: That would be us...
Scáthach: Correct.
Tamamo-no-Mae: I see.
Tamamo-no-Mae: We lived on that island and established a civilization, and so the boar piglets awakened to that concept as well.
Tamamo-no-Mae: ...However, isn't their civilization a little too advanced?
Scáthach: It is, yes. That's also something worth thinking about...
Scáthach: Anyway, over the course of 2,000 years, the boar piglets built up an advanced civilization on this island.
Scáthach: They must have taken good care of that statue too. We built it, after all.
Marie: They worked so hard! I'll have to praise them later!
Mash: If Marie praises them, I am sure they will all be quite pleased.
Fou: Fou fou.
Mash: Yes, Fou always manages to give us courage.
Fou: Foumu.
Scáthach: Okay, let's head back for now. We need to consider what to do next in the face of these facts.
Section 3: "I'm Back, I'm Home" (2/2) (Marie Antoinette)
Mash: It seems demon boars aren't the only enemies here.
Scáthach: This doesn't look like the work of a demon boar. The piglets may have made them for protection...either for themselves or for others.
Scáthach: At any rate, it seems their creations weren't enough to defeat the demon boars.
Scáthach: And there were automata lying on the ground besides the ones we defeated.
Marie: They felt powerful enough to me just now...
Marie: If nothing else, they seem stronger than the demon boars we fought.
Scáthach: ...Which means the latter are just small fry compared to something else on this island.
Scáthach: It's probably just up ahead. Let's move, Master.
Scáthach: I can't imagine giant demon boars like the one we saw on the previous island would simply show up, however...
Scáthach: If we don't deal with them, they will quickly grow in power.
Scáthach: It's possible we might see multiple fortress-class enemies.
Scáthach: Everyone, stay on your guard.
Tamamo-no-Mae: This has become problematic...
Scáthach: Well, we can also sit around and wait for that to happen.
Scáthach: Fortress-class demon boars... Just as strong as Clan Calatin, or even... Hehehehehe.
Fujimaru 1: Keep a lid on the bloodlust.
Scáthach: R-Right. I know. I know.
Scáthach: I'm a good Servant who properly obeys my Master's orders.
Fujimaru 2: Vetoed.
Scáthach: Vetoed, huh...
Marie: Oh, I can see it!
Demon Boar: ...
Marie: Th-This demon boar...
Tamamo-no-Mae: It's huge!
Tamamo-no-Mae: It's as big as that giant one from before!
Mash: ...But it doesn't seem to be the same thing.
Scáthach: It seems to be protecting this tree. Hmm?
Marie: What's wrong?
Scáthach: ...Oh, I see. So that's what's going on.
Scáthach: I see... I see. I get it now. Hmmm...
Fujimaru 1: What?
Scáthach: I'll show you later when this is over.
Scáthach: There's probably something waiting for us up ahead. When you see it, you'll understand whether you want to or not.
Fujimaru 2: Notice something?
Scáthach: Sort of. But it doesn't really affect our situation.
Scáthach: There's just one problem. This island might be bad news.
Mash: Bad news?
Mordred: Come on, tell us!
Marie: You seem to know something!
Scáthach: Of course. Beautiful women keep many secrets, you know.
Demon Boar: ...
Tamamo-no-Mae: Oh? Its mouth is open like it wants to say something...
Demon Boar: Gi... Gigi. Giiiiiiiiiiiii!
Marie: Eeee!?
Tamamo-no-Mae: I-It transformed! Now it's—
Scáthach: Heracles, the famed Greek myth hero!?
Demon Boar: [[File:berserkervoice1.png50px]]–!!!
Scáthach: A Berserker! Looks like we don't have time for questions!
Tamamo-no-Mae: Master, get back!
Tamamo-no-Mae: Going up against a Servant who doesn't think with his head is my specialty!
Tamamo-no-Mae: We can cook him well-done, or perhaps have him rare with wasabi and soy sauce!
--BATTLE--
Tamamo-no-Mae: Your head's mine!
Demon Boar: ...K-Kill... I w-will... kill...
Demon Boar: You...
Tamamo-no-Mae: Oh, I'm exhausted. Master, Master. Care to massage me?♪
Scáthach: Quite persistent, wasn't it. It was on a completely different level than the other demon boars we've met so far.
Scáthach: Just like the giant demon boars from the other island, it was a monster that reached the level of a Phantasmal.
Scáthach: Normally it should only be found on the reverse side of the world, or it would have long been extinct.
Scáthach: But it's here in this world, and it's building strength.
Mash: ...Is it possible that this island is isolated from everywhere else?
Scáthach: There are plenty of heroes who have seen the whole world.
Scáthach: And a greedy mage would never ignore a land with demonic beasts of this rank wandering around.
Scáthach: ...In that case, the possibilities are narrowed down for us. Now, let's walk a bit further.
Mash: Wait a second. The demon boar was protecting this tree.
Mash: Shouldn't we investigate it before we—
Scáthach: There's no need. That's an ash tree.
Mash: ...What?
Scáthach: Now let's go. If it's still intact, it shouldn't have weathered away.
Marie: Huh? Wait... Wait a minute! Could it actually be...me?
Marie: ...It is! This...is me!
Tamamo-no-Mae: This is Marie's statue? In that case—
Mash: Huh? Wait a minute...
Mash: This old, broken stone statue is the one we built on the other island, right!?
Fou: Fou...?
Marie: ...Oh! I get it now!
Scáthach: Well done. You are quick on the uptake, Marie.
Scáthach: Mash, this isn't an inextricable mystery. Everything is quite simple and obvious.
Scáthach: Considering the state this statue is in, one thing is perfectly clear: this is the same island as before.
Mash: ...Oh, of course!
Scáthach: We set sail and continued along a straight course, but ended up back where we started.
Scáthach: Not only that, but time here passed at an incredible rate while we were gone.
Scáthach: And so when we, oblivious to all that, returned to this place...
Scáthach: ...little did we know that some 2,000 years had already passed.
Tamamo-no-Mae: 2—
Mash: 2,000 years!?
Fujimaru 1: Why weren't we affected?
Scáthach: This island is probably special. Time doesn't progress normally here.
Scáthach: Even if you spend a year on this island, only a fraction of that time passes in the outside world–that is, everywhere but here.
Fujimaru 2: How do we get out of here?
Scáthach: Yes, the first thing to consider is a means to escape safely. As expected from our Master.
Scáthach: It's true that we've solved the mystery of this island, but as to how we escape it...
Scáthach: Well, I'm sure it'll be fine. We'll find a way out as we solve more mysteries.
Scáthach: At any rate, this world has been cut off from “our world” for 2,000 years now.
Scáthach: No heroes or mages existed here.
Scáthach: It was just a world where the boar piglets lived in peace.
Scáthach: But then the intruders came.
Mash: That would be us...
Scáthach: Correct.
Tamamo-no-Mae: I see.
Tamamo-no-Mae: We lived on that island and established a civilization, and so the boar piglets awakened to that concept as well.
Tamamo-no-Mae: ...However, isn't their civilization a little too advanced?
Scáthach: It is, yes. That's also something worth thinking about...
Scáthach: Anyway, over the course of 2,000 years, the boar piglets built up an advanced civilization on this island.
Scáthach: They must have taken good care of that statue too. We built it, after all.
Marie: They worked so hard! I'll have to praise them later!
Mash: If Marie praises them, I am sure they will all be quite pleased.
Fou: Fou fou.
Mash: Yes, Fou always manages to give us courage.
Fou: Foumu.
Scáthach: Okay, let's head back for now. We need to consider what to do next in the face of these facts.
Section 4: "Live Strong, Lancer"
Martha: It's the same island from before!?
Altria: This is what that thriving place has become!?
Fujimaru 1: We found our old stone statue.
Scáthach: Its presence here is proof enough that the two islands are one and the same... And one more thing.
Scáthach: Remember the ash tree that the demon boar was guarding? I planted it.
Mash: Right. Didn't you say it grows by absorbing poison?
Scáthach: With no more poison in its soil, this island must have become a perfect habitat for the boar piglets.
Mary: I see. So the nine goddesses they were talking about, the Nine Sisters... That must refer to us.
Mary: We are... goddesses...
Anne: This is all too much... A simple pirate like me cannot keep up...
Boar Piglet: So, they are the goddesses, yup?
Boar Piglet Chief: That seems to be the case. I'm quite surprised.
Boar Piglet: Very surprised, yup.
Mash: But assuming this is the island from before...
Scáthach: Boarding the ship again and leaving wouldn't be a smart option.
Scáthach: The next time we land, a couple thousand years may have passed and the boar piglets may have gone extinct.
Boar Piglet: Oooiiik!
Marie: Everything's going to be okay. Don't worry. There, there.
Fou: Fou, fou, fou!
Mash: There's a real sense of rivalry here! It's making Fou tremble!
Kiyohime: Miss Scáthach, I have a question.
Scáthach: What is it, Kiyohime?
Kiyohime: You say this island has neither heroes nor mages...
Kiyohime: ...and that if we spend a year on it, time barely passes elsewhere.
Kiyohime: Which all means that on this island...
Kiyohime: MASTER AND I CAN BE ADAM AND EVE, RIGHT!?
Scáthach: ...As long as it's consensual.
Fujimaru 1: Hey, what!?
Kiyohime: My darling!
Kiyohime: We have Scáthach's approval. Adam and Eve, Adam and Eve!
Mordred: Calm the freak down!
Kiyohime: Pooh.
Mordred: That was a close one, Master.
Altria: (You shouldn't really use Prydwen to hit people...)
Fujimaru 2: Don't tell Kiyohime that!
Kiyohime: Agree to it, Master! Give me your consent!
Kiyohime: Let's cuddle forever on this island removed from the cycle of reincarnation!
Tamamo-no-Mae: Frozen Heaven!
Kiyohime: So cold!
Tamamo-no-Mae: (Sigh) Are you all right, Master?
Tamamo-no-Mae: It seems the only thing that interests Kiyohime here is being able to cuddle for all eternity.
Tamamo-no-Mae: Let's leave her alone for now.
Martha: So? What do we do now?
Scáthach: We need to solve the island's mystery. Otherwise we'll really end up as Adam and Eve.
Fujimaru 1: I am an Eve too...
Scáthach: Hah, don't worry. In case of an emergency, I can use my runes.
Mash: Y-You can!?
Fou: Fou-rune!?
Mordred: ...Stop acting like a buffoon. Let's continue the conversation.
Mordred: So what's the big mystery here?
Scáthach: First, we need to find a way to get off this island. Second, we need to find the reason behind its isolation.
Scáthach: To solve the former, we need to restore civilization here.
Scáthach: With technology, it may be possible for us to make contact with Chaldea.
Scáthach: As well as escape from this enclosed world.
Scáthach: To solve the latter, we just need to explore more.
Marie: We also need to eradicate the demon boars.
Scáthach: We have a lot to do, and not so much time to do it.
Scáthach: We need to deal with this during the course of one summer. Got it!?
Boar Piglet: Goddess!
Scáthach: Hmm? What's wrong?
Boar Piglet: A Servant has come to visit! What shall we do?
Scáthach: Oh, a Servant...
All: What!?
Cú Chulainn: (Panting) What an awful experience...
Fujimaru 1: Big Bro Cú Chulainn!?
Cú Chulainn: Yo. Before I knew it, I was washed up on the shore. Thought I was a goner!
Fujimaru 2: You're alive!?
Cú Chulainn: I'm alive!
Cú Chulainn: Well, when a huge wave swept me away, I thought I was a goner!
Cú Chulainn: I conserved my energy by dog-paddling! Humans can do anything when they put their minds to it!
Scáthach: My pupil, you are amazingly tough.
Cú Chulainn: Hah, hah, hah! No need to praise me.
Scáthach: I underestimated you. You've grown far stronger than I expected.
Tamamo-no-Mae: ... (Mikon!)
Tamamo-no-Mae: You certainly have. You truly are Ireland's Child of Light.
Tamamo-no-Mae: No doubt the hearts of the lady Servants are fluttering at your manliness♪
Cú Chulainn: Oh, hah! You think so!? After a long wait, maybe it'll finally be my time!
Cú Chulainn: Alter, Caster... Those are just cheap knockoffs! Lancer is what it's all about!
Marie: Cú Chulainn, you're so cool!
Tamamo-no-Mae: Wow, so cool!
Cú Chulainn: Aha hah hah!
Scáthach: So, we'll have you fight on the front lines!
Cú Chulainn: Yes, ma'am! —So what do I do?
Altria: ...Lancer...
Scáthach: Relax, my dear pupil.
Scáthach: It's an easy job anyone can do. And your colleagues are all very friendly.
Cú Chulainn: There's clearly something sinister in this proposition.
Scáthach: Don't worry. I have faith in you.
Scáthach: Go and hunt 100 demon boars. Some of them are huge. Good luck.
Cú Chulainn: You monster!
Tamamo-no-Mae: Cú Chulainn, we believe in you.
Cú Chulainn: You damn fox...!
Tamamo-no-Mae: Kon, kon♡
Fujimaru 1: Regrettably, that's so cute!
Tamamo-no-Mae: Tehehe, thank you, Master!
Both: ...
Scáthach: Don't worry too much. The Master will help you out.
Fujimaru 1: Let's work together!
Cú Chulainn: U-Ugh... Whatever. All right, all right! I'll do it!
Fujimaru 2: I'm with you.
Cú Chulainn: Hah, thanks. You have it pretty hard, don't you?
Cú Chulainn: Okay, let's do this together!
Mash: ...And that's what we know.
Cú Chulainn: I see. So this is the island from before.
Cú Chulainn: ...By the way, I have a question.
Mash: Yes?
Cú Chulainn: What was this island originally like?
Mash: Oh, uh, who knows...
Cú Chulainn: Oh, sorry. It just kind of bothered me.
Cú Chulainn: Anyway, 100 demon boars? If we don't watch out, we won't be done by tonight!
Cú Chulainn: If that's the case, we're gonna camp outdoors!
Mash: L-Let's give it our best, Senpai!
--BATTLE--
Cú Chulainn: Ugh, what a pain. But I guess we're done for the most part, right?
Mash: Yes, just one more. ...We have defeated 99 of them.
Cú Chulainn: That's nothin'! I'm already used to Scáthach's unreasonable demands.
Cú Chulainn: Alright, let's finish off the last one!
Cú Chulainn: It's huge!
Cú Chulainn: This is on the same level as the legendary demonic beast that killed Diarmuid!
Mash: Yes! Scáthach estimates that it has ascended to the level of a Phantasmal!
Cú Chulainn: Ugh, that devilish mentor of mine... Throws in a real doozy right at the very end...
Cú Chulainn: Ah, whatever. Guess those 99 were a warm-up. Time to get serious for the last one!
--BATTLE--
Cú Chulainn: Tch, damn you! You're more persistent than some low-rarity Servants!
Fou: Fou...!?
Mash: ...Fou?
G：???: ...I'll be taking that!
Cú Chulainn: What...!?
Beowulf: My bad, but don't hate me for it.
Mash: He took down that tenacious beast like it was nothing!
Cú Chulainn: Well, can't say I'm surprised. Hey, Beowulf, stop taking other people's prey.
Beowulf: Sorry, gotta keep myself and my underlings fed.
Beowulf: Honestly, feeding demon boars the meat of their own kind... Talk about cannibalistic!
Mash: W-Wait a second! Demon boars are your underlings?
Beowulf: Gahahahaha! This fist of mine can be quite convincing!
Beowulf: Welcome to the post-apocalyptic world! So I've tamed the demon boars... No need to be that surprised, surely!
Cú Chulainn: ...You seem a lot more energetic than usual.
Beowulf: Why wouldn't I be!? I am the ruler of a nation!
Beowulf: For my people, it's survival of the fittest: the strong eat, the weak become food!
Mash: S-So you really are going to eat that boar...
Fujimaru 1: You need to have some veggies too...
Beowulf: Whad'ya say? Protein's the best!
Fujimaru 2: That's not healthy.
Beowulf: Doesn't matter. A Servant's very existence is unhealthy.
Cú Chulainn: Well, you do have a point there. ...So are you our enemy? Or are you our foe?
Beowulf: I'm obviously not your ally! I don't know if it's the influence of poison or alcohol, but...
Beowulf: I am itching to take over this world!
Cú Chulainn: Take over this world?
Fou: Fou?
Beowulf: Anyway, I'll grab my prey and take my leave! Don't want this meat to rot!
Beowulf: Fwahahaha! If you want your meat back, come round to my neck of the woods!
Cú Chulainn: Argh...looks like we got careless at the end.
Mash: ...This is bad, right?
Mash: Not only are demon boars wandering about, but Beowulf is leading them...
Cú Chulainn: What a nightmare... Either way, we are done here.
Cú Chulainn: Let's go back and eat. All that hunting has made me hungry... Just like a human.
Mash: Yes, let's head back for now.
Mash: Demon boars, the mysterious civilization of the boar piglets, the fact that we can't Rayshift...
Mash: And now, the appearance of a hostile Servant... Master, I wonder what will happen next.
Mordred: Beowulf!? Even that thug is here!?
Mordred: Dammit, I wish I'd been there with you guys!
Altria: (You are just as much a thug as him, Sir Mordred.)
Mary: And he's an enemy.
Martha: Well, he's got a post-apocalyptic villain look to him. That basta— Ahem...
Martha: I mean, eventually he shall become an enemy we have to face.
Fujimaru 1: Give him a taste of your Fist of Martha.
Martha: Right. The time has come at last to unleash my family's secret technique.
Martha: ...Hey! What are you trying to make me do!
Fujimaru 2: Hey, Boss! Let's make him pay!
Martha: Damn right! If he picks a fight with me, I'll make him pay 10,000 times over!
Martha: ...
Martha: ...Master, what are you making me say!?
Mash: Martha, you're going to pull Senpai's cheeks right off if you keep that up...
Scáthach: The Beowulf problem aside, I have something else to report.
Mash: What would that be?
Scáthach: While you were hunting the demon boars, we explored this island to gather more information.
Scáthach: There's something that caught my attention...
Mash: Yes? And that would that be?
Section 5: "Lion King (TBD)"
Mash: Senpai. We have visited all kinds of places and eras in order to repair humanity.
Mash: On the previous island, we even built various structures just to survive...
Mash: But even then, I never thought we would end up building something like this...
Mash: This is too much of a new experience.
Scáthach: ...To help the boar piglets, we're building all kinds of things...
Scáthach: Convenience stores, power plants, used book store, condominiums, burger shops...
Fujimaru 1: What the heck are we doing?
Mash: Senpai, please don't say that.
Fujimaru 2: To save humanity...
Mash: ...I guess each little step counts...
Scáthach: But what I've noticed is that civilization is blooming a little too smoothly.
Scáthach: Even with our help, something is off with the rate of growth.
Scáthach: So I asked the boar piglet chief whether there are any old folk tales besides the one about the Nine Goddesses...
Boar Piglet Chief: According to legend, about 100 or so years ago, a Servant who claimed to be a mage gave us electricity.
Boar Piglet: Electronics, yup!
G：Boar Piglet: Electric buzzing!
H：Boar Piglet: Slippery eels, yup!
Mordred: Unlike Gramps here, you guys just seem to be saying whatever pops into your head...
Boar Piglet: In the end, we are mere boar piglets. We're like bots, yup.
Boar Piglet: Please do not be concerned, yup.
Mary: A mage... Probably a Caster. So a Caster gave you all electricity, huh...
Mary: Well, if this all happened more than a century ago, I suppose they'd be long dead by now.
Boar Piglet Chief: This is also according to legend...
Boar Piglet Chief: “I shall sleep now in preparation for the eventual arrival of my comrades. Wake me up if something happens, 'kay?”
Boar Piglet Chief: Those were the mage's final words before disappearing into the depths of a large cave on this island.
Scáthach: ...There you have it. I am thinking about heading to that cave tomorrow. What say you, Master?
Fujimaru 1: I will go with you.
Scáthach: Understood. I also want you to discern the nature of that Servant with your own eyes.
Fujimaru 2: Can I come along?
Mash: If that's the case, then I'd like to go too!
Scáthach: That settles it. Next—
Altria: I, too, shall accompany you.
Mordred: ...Fine. If King Arthur is going, I guess I have no choice but to go.
Scáthach: ...V-Very well. I have my worries, but let's go with this party.
Scáthach: Everyone else, continue to work on the defenses and the other construction projects. Dismissed!
Altria: But what about that Servant in the legend? Could they survive for more than a century?
Scáthach: If this were a normal place, probably not. But this island doesn't seem to follow the laws of time.
Scáthach: If they possess Independent Action and can act without a Master, then yes, it might very well be possible. With a little effort.
Altria: We are approaching the cave the boar piglet chief mentioned, but...
Altria: Before that, it is probably best to clear the demon boars wandering around.
Altria: Let's go, Master!
--BATTLE--
Mordred: There are demon boars here too. And they're huge.
Altria: Everyone, make sure Beowulf doesn't steal any of our meat this time!
Altria: MAKE SURE OF IT!
Mordred: Father, you're too worked up...
Mash: W-Well. Let's do our best, everyone!
Mordred: Ugh... Such a goody two-shoes...
Altria: She's nothing of the sort. Mash just genuinely has a pure and kind heart.
Altria: She is like natural, pristine water.
Altria: You, on the other hand, are a cheap, chaotic cocktail of cola, sugar, cream, and churros.
Mordred: Hey, that's not even a drink anymore! That's a Devil's Chocolate Sundae!
Mash: C-Calm down, you two.
Scáthach: Chaos isn't all bad; in fact, it's downright necessary when an era has come to a standstill.
Altria: It's a different story in times of war, though: Chaos begets evil then. Order is what's needed instead.
Fujimaru 1: Umm, everyone...
Scáthach: But an age of perfect order is insipid and dull. Also, what's seen as good and evil changes over time.
Mordred: Right, exactly! That's why I'm not wrong at all!
Fujimaru 1: Hellooo...
Altria: However, there is an established concept of good. Always. At least that is what I believe.
Scáthach: “Established”? Don't you mean “assumed”?
Mordred: Wasn't it your stiff thinking that made that dolt Lancelot cause so much trouble?
Mash: Mordred, shush! Don't say that!
Fou: Fou fooou!
Demon Boar: (How long is this going to go on?)
Fujimaru 1: Sorry, let's get ready!
--BATTLE--
Altria: I apologize for getting so worked up earlier.
Scáthach: No, it's I who must apologize for my ill-mannered behavior towards a king.
Mordred: I didn't do anything wrong!
Mash: Oh please, Mordred...
Fujimaru 1: Yeah, Mordred didn't do anything wrong.
Mordred: Huh? What're you talking about? I did everything wrong!
Fujimaru 2: Right. Yep, you're right.
Mordred: Wh-What's with that look? Sheesh. Fine, it was my bad!
Mordred: I'm sorry!
Mash: (...Ah, I get it...)
Fou: Fou fou.
Altria: ...Anyway, let's move on. Mordred, as punishment you will do 100,000 pushups as soon as we get back.
Mordred: Yes, my lord! Hooray, that's 900,000 less than usual!
Fou: Fou, fou.
Scáthach: Hm? An...earthquake?
Mash: The earth is shaking. This is—
Mordred: Wh-What the heck is this music!?
Mash: Is it...a gramophone!?
???: Hah hah hah! Hah hah hah!
???: Fwahah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!
Mash: This laugh... It's almost like this person practiced and perfected their laugh for this exact moment!
Scáthach: Hmm, I feel like I have heard it somewhere before...!
Altria: Who goes there? Show yourself!
???: Hah. I would very much like to show myself to you all!
???: However, I must confirm whether you are the ones I was waiting for!
???: Witness in awe the strength of this great king!
Mash: Detecting an unknown Servant and multiple enemies around us! Let's go!
--BATTLE--
???: Fantastic! What a wonderful display of strength! Although I would say strength isn't everything!
???: Anyway, having gotten an idea of your true ability, I suppose there's no harm in revealing myself to you now!
Scáthach: Enough talk, just come out already.
???: Servants, how I waited for this moment! Now I shall bestow my wisdom upon you!
???: I am a Caster. People call me the Wizard of Menlo Park!
Mash: The Wizard of Menlo Park... I knew it!
Edison: I am Thomas Alva Edison, the Presi-king!!
Fujimaru 1: Oh man, here we go again...
Mash: It's all clear now. If this man sets his mind to it, civilization would indeed develop at a very rapid pace...
Fujimaru 2: So it wasn't Tesla.
Edison:
No, Master!!
Edison: There is no way a ruffian like that could help the boar piglets evolve properly!
Edison: They were successful because of me! It is important you understand! Attention!
Altria: (A lion...fluffy...bushy mane...fluffy)
Mordred: (Father's giving him a sharp look... I get it. Being on guard in front of a fellow king! Impressive, Father!)
Edison: Well then, what has become of the boar piglets' civilization?
Edison: I reckon they've reached a level at which they can casually exchange high-speed communications with the outside world!
Scáthach: It's in ruins.
Edison: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Edison: I-It really is destroyed! Welcome to a crazy time, eh!?
Edison: Oh, how terrible! Even after I had passed all my modern knowledge on to them!
Mash: It must be rough on you...
Edison: To think those monstrous demon boars would reduce it to rubble... I'll never forgive them!
Edison: I'll send every single one of them to the meatpacking factory and end world hunger!
Mordred: The heck!? He's so scary!
Fou: Fou!
Scáthach: It's frightening to know that you are quite capable of doing so. Anyway, Edison, I'm amazed you're alive.
Edison: Yes. My deep insight allowed me to predict that in 100 years, you Nine Sisters would come here...
Edison: And that you would need my help to escape this island.
Edison: Thus, by utilizing all the available technology at that time...
Edison: I completed the Edison Cryosleep Device, set the Edison Gramophone Alarm Clock,
Edison: and waited until my awakening!!
Mash: So you hibernated.
Edison: Cryosleep! I was in cryosleep!
Altria: I understand the big picture now.
Altria: However, it is quite difficult to believe you are Edison. Your look differs from the pictures we have seen.
Edison: Humph. I get that quite often. But it's true: I am, in fact, Edison.
Mordred: (Father tries to confirm everything personally. As expected...)
Altria: Allow me to confirm. Hmm. (Snuggle, squeeze)
Edison: Oomph, I didn't expect my face to be pulled... Ah, oww, that hurts! Wait!
Altria: (Snuggle, snuggle, squeeze, squeeze, snuggle, snuggle, squeeze, squeeze, snuggle, snuggle, squeeze, squeeze)
Edison: Stop, stop, you're pulling my fur out!
Mash: Altria, you are going too far! S-Someone stop her!
Mordred: (Wow, Father...!)
Edison: Hah hah hah! We meet again, my friends!
G：Boar Piglet: Salute!
D：Boar Piglet: So he's the Lion Ki–
E：Boar Piglet: Don't finish that sentence, yup.
Edison: Hah hah! I see you're as incoherent as ever!
Edison: Well, what shall I build you? I have the power to build anything and everything!
Scáthach: Actually, first off, we will have you find a way for us to return to Chaldea.
Edison: Right! But I need a certain item for that purpose!
Mash: A certain item?
Edison: Nothing special. Most of you should have it in your possession.
Fujimaru 1: What is it?
Edison: Yes... It is somewhere on this island...
Edison: The Holy Grail!
Mash: The Holy Grail...!?
Fou: Fou!!
Section 6: "The Mechanical Beast Roars"
Edison: The Holy Grail!
Mash: The Holy Grail...!?
C：Boar Piglet: That's what happened in the last episode, yup!
B：Boar Piglet: A lot happened during that time!
H：Boar Piglet: But we omitted most of the details, yup!
Scáthach: Hmm, the Holy Grail, huh? What a tall order...
Edison: Huh? You don't have it with you?
Altria: It's not something you can just carry around.
Tamamo-no-Mae: It's supposed to be a precious object one can only obtain at the end of a long, grueling Holy Grail War.
Edison: Hmm, this is problematic.
Edison: Without the vast magical energy that it possesses, we won't be able to establish communication with Chaldea...
Scáthach: Is there a Holy Grail somewhere on this island?
Edison: Yes! No doubt about it!
Edison: However, I don't know who has it. It's either with a Servant somewhere or...
Boar Piglet: The Holy Grail!
C：Boar Piglet: Only one group survives, yup!
B：Boar Piglet: That's deflation, yup.
H：Boar Piglet: In a way, it's inflation, too, yup.
Boar Piglet Chief: Be quiet for a bit, younglings. We don't have any information on the Holy Grail.
Boar Piglet Chief: If we had something amazing like that, we would've used it long ago.
Edison: Yes, I imagine you would have used it to get rid of the demon boars.
Scáthach: ...Which means it's safe to say that the demon boars themselves have it.
Scáthach: 50 years ago, demon boars suddenly appeared in great numbers. We can assume it had something to do with the Holy Grail.
Edison: That is indeed logical!
Tamamo-no-Mae: But the question is, which demon boar has it?
Anne: I suppose we'll just have to search all of them, one boar at a time.
Mary: What a pain.
Kiyohime: You must start small and chip away diligently.
Kiyohime: In fact, I've been sneaking into your room and doing just that, Master. All in order to conquer you in bed.
Fujimaru 1: Every night...
Mary: Now, now. Calm down, Master.
Mary: Don't worry. I'll protect your bed.
Kiyohime: Hmmm...
Fujimaru 2: That's no small start, that's the finish line.
Kiyohime: Not at all, Master. Why, even dying together would only be the halfway point...
Kiyohime: After that, we will reincarnate again and again, holding on to our memories, and we shall witness the extinction of the cosmos together. That would be the end.
Martha: (Sheesh. There's no such thing as reincarnation, but I'll let that go. Objecting would overcomplicate things.)
Scáthach: Anyway, I have some idea where the demon boars' lair might be.
Scáthach: I expect they'll have a large army, so we should make careful preparations. Then we all head out together.
Kiyohime: Well, isn't this a crowd...
Cú Chulainn: That's fine, but how long are all of you going to remain in swimsuits? ...Hey, don't turn away.
Scáthach: —Anyway, come, let's prepare (read: charge into battle).
Kiyohime: Umm... I feel like someone mistyped the text...
Scáthach: No, that was correct. I am asking everyone to get ready (read: leave no survivors).
Scáthach: All right, who will go first?
Scáthach: For me, a battle royale between everyone would be ideal...
Mash: ...Let's go in order. All right, let the training begin!
--BATTLE--
Cú Chulainn: Why...did I get roped into this...?
Edison: Never mind you. I don't have anything to do with this. Urgh.
Scáthach: All right, now that Edison has warmed up with some light exercise too, shall we be off?
Altria: Yes!
Cú Chulainn: Hey, old man lion. Time to go.
Edison: This kind of exercise is too hard for someone with E-rank strength...
Cú Chulainn: But you've got such a fine physique...
Edison: I'm more brains than brawn, after all!
Scáthach: ...Hmm.
Mash: This is...
Altria: Scáthach. It seems your speculation was correct.
Altria: There are too many of them. It is solid proof that something must lie ahead.
Scáthach: Indeed. However, our number puts us at a disadvantage out here in the open.
Mordred: Hah! This is easy.
Mordred: I'll charge and tear into their front lines, giving time for Master and Mash to slip through.
Mordred: Everyone else just needs to beat down whatever's left. Simple as that!
Altria: Let's go with Mordred's plan. Scáthach, please go with them.
Scáthach: Anyone else?
Kiyohime: It pains me to be separated from my Master, but we have no choice.
Kiyohime: Listen, when you get back, you better spend all your time with me!
Mary: Aye, I understand my role. Don't worry, I was good at buying time even when I was alive.
Anne: That's right. Besides, it doesn't look like anyone here would run away from a fight, so that's reassuring.
Martha: Yes. We'll make all these demon boars here repent for their sins, so you two just go on ahead.
Marie: Exactly. Fujimaru, Mash... Give it all you've got! Do it for those adorable little piglets!
Tamamo-no-Mae: Well, defensive battles aren't really my forte, but... Okay, fine! Truly shining at times like this is what being a stunning woman is all about!
Tamamo-no-Mae: So, Master. Go pulverize them!
Mordred: Come on, there's nothing to worry about! If that idiotic–I mean, if Lady Scáthach is with you then everything will be fine!
Mordred: (That was a close one! Too close!)
Scáthach: (No, it most certainly was not.)
Cú Chulainn: I feel like I drew the short end of the stick on this island! Ah, well... Let's do this!
Edison: I shall accompany you. I don't think I have anything useful to add to that lineup.
Edison: Instead, I'll be more helpful in the search for the Holy Grail!
Mordred: All right, then it's settled! Let me break through with my Noble Phantasm!
Mordred: Noble Phantasm deployed... “Prydwen Tube Riding”!
Mordred: Yes! I opened a path!
Altria: Go ahead, Master! We'll take care of the horde!
Fujimaru 1: Let's charge!
Mash: Roger that, Master! Mash Kyrielight, rushing into the fray!
Fujimaru 2: Thank you, everyone!
Mordred: No thanks necessary! Now get going!
Martha: Give them hell!
Scáthach: All right, let's keep moving ahead!
Mash: I hear the sound of Noble Phantasms firing off behind us!
Edison: Which means they're pulling out all the stops! (Panting)
Scáthach: Edison, you're falling behind.
Edison: S-Sorry. I've got E-rank agility too!
Mash: I thought your endurance was EX.
Edison: That EX rank refers to my ability to go sleepless for days while working on an invention!
Scáthach: In other words, you don't have the physical strength to run a marathon! Anyway, hurry!
Edison: I-I'm trying! (Panting)
Edison: Damn it! Next time I will invent a powered exoskeleton to assist people with weak stamina!
Scáthach: It's a giant demon boar! We'd better slay it swiftly! We don't have time for a drawn-out battle!
--BATTLE--
Mash: ...Where are we?
Edison: The odor of oil, steel, and adhesive... Without a doubt, this place is a factory!
Edison: But what are they building here?
C：???: ...Me.
Scáthach: ...Who goes there?
C：???: It's been a while.
C：???: ...No, I am sure it's only been an instant to you vermin.
C：???: However, to me, it's been hell.
Mash: Huh? Altria!?
Edison: ...No. She smells like oil and steel too.
Edison: King Arthur wouldn't give off a modern odor like that.
C：Altria?: ...You are correct.
C：Altria?: This is a form I plan to use when I destroy those boars.
C：Altria?: They will welcome me as their savior, obey my every word... and then accept their own destruction with joy.
C：Altria?: Vengeance... Vengeance 2,000 years in the making will come to fruition here.
Scáthach: ...I see. So that's who you are.
Scáthach: You're the demon boar we defeated 2,000 years ago, aren't you?
Mash: ...The very first giant demon boar!
Edison: So, eons ago, these people vanquished you and put an end to your dastardly deeds...
Edison: But you managed to survive and have been biding your time ever since, plotting your revenge...
Scáthach: It's been too long. If that much time has passed, you are—
C：Altria?: That's right, I am like you. However, I have reached the realm of a divine beast.
Mash: D-Divine beast!?
Scáthach: It's nothing to be surprised about.
Scáthach: On this land overflowing with magical energy, he used the Holy Grail to survive for 2,000 years.
Scáthach: It's entirely possible that he did, in fact, attain divine beast status.
Scáthach: He's taken this form in retaliation against the person who defeated him long ago. Isn't that right, Twrch Trwyth!?
Mash: Twrch Trwyth!? From King Arthur's legends?
Scáthach: Yes, the King of Demon Boars. One who transformed into a boar and ate his way across Britain with his seven piglets.
Scáthach: Hmph. To think you drifted all the way to a land like this...
Twrch Trwyth: ...I was once defeated by Arthur, King of Knights. But that brat did not consider me a formidable enemy.
Twrch Trwyth: He should have treated me like a fellow king... But no!
Twrch Trwyth: It's like I was a mere rodent to him the entire time! He bested me and drove me right out of the realm!
Twrch Trwyth: All just to save the suffering, and to retrieve my giant razor, scissors, and comb!
Twrch Trwyth: I could never forget such humiliation, even after 2,000 or even 3,000 years!
Twrch Trwyth: I wandered all over and finally ended up on this island. I embraced the Holy Grail and, by doing so, became a behemoth fit to be a divine beast.
Twrch Trwyth: In other words, I became Twrch Trwyth...!!
Fujimaru 1: A mecha!
Edison: Good god! He survived for 2,000 years by turning himself into a machine!?
Edison: Using the power of the Holy Grail, he forced himself to live even when he was supposed to be destroyed...
Fujimaru 2: ...Is he even alive?
Scáthach: Half alive and half dead.
Scáthach: His death-like visage comes from his attachment to living. He has fallen into the oblivion between both.
Scáthach: Either way, I never thought I would encounter a legendary demonic beast in a place like this!
Mash: We will not let you disrupt the lives of the boar piglets. We will defeat you, right here, right now!
Mash: Let's go, Master! Your orders, please!
--BATTLE--
Twrch Trwyth: ...My seven sons. ...My glory. My kingdom. My people.
Twrch Trwyth: Everything... Everything is gone. Even my body.
Twrch Trwyth: I've come all this way. I've made it this far.
Twrch Trwyth: So then why must I—
Scáthach: It's simple. It is your fate.
Scáthach: You rampaged, stole, devoured, killed, gloated, and had your way with everything.
Scáthach: Even after being punished and turned into a boar, that didn't change at all.
Scáthach: ...So it's only natural that you'd be trapped here for 2,000 years. Just as it's only natural that you'd die here too.
Scáthach: That was your fate from the moment you first decided to steal.
Twrch Trwyth: ...
Scáthach: Do not hate us, Twrch Trwyth! That would be a pathetic end for one who became a divine beast.
Twrch Trwyth: I see... Now that you mention it... Looking back...
Twrch Trwyth: I suppose it was... only natural.
Mash: Master, it's gone. We've won.
Mash: And the Holy Grail has manifested as well. Let me get it.
Scáthach: We can use this power to finally leave.
Edison: Yes. Leave the rest to me. I'll take care of everything!
Fou: Fou?
Edison: D-Don't worry, Fou. It's okay. I won't use it for any strange inventions!
Mash: ...I have a feeling we should keep an eye on Edison.
Section 7: "Is There Anything You've Forgotten?"
Altria: ...I can't believe it.
Altria: To think that Twrch Trwyth was the cause of all this...
Altria: I'm sorry, little piglets. This is all my fault.
Scáthach: No, it's not.
Scáthach: Still, I wonder what kind of miracle it took for him to survive and end up on this island.
Boar Piglet: Don't worry about it, yup!
Boar Piglet: We can probably attribute the advanced technology of the mecha-demon boar to our ancestors, yup.
Boar Piglet: Why don't we split the blame 50-50 and call it even, yup?
Altria: I'm not sure if that made me feel better or not...
Scáthach: Well, what matters is that it's all over. We've got good news from Edison.
Edison: Indeed! ...I've completed our escape device.
Edison: According to my calculations, this should make it possible to contact Chaldea.
B：All: Yay!
Kojirou: Wow, what a happy ending.
Karna: Escape, huh? Now this is what you'd call an emotional moment.
C：Boar Piglet: There's more of them, yup.
B：Boar Piglet: Some of them just appeared out of nowhere.
A：Boar Piglet: I'm sure they went through an epic tale that we will never know about, yup.
Boar Piglets: I see!
Mordred: Wait, where the heck were you guys?
Kojirou: I was with Karna at Beowulf's place.
Mordred: I see... Well, since the Master will be happy to know you're okay, I guess it's fine.
Karna: But Master, is it okay for us to join you?
Martha: There's no way we're leaving you. Beowulf, you too.
Beowulf: Glad to hear it! As a way of saying thanks, I request a rematch.
Martha: That's not how you say thanks!
Edison: Now then. It's possible for us to leave immediately, but...
Edison: There's probably some unfinished business here.
Edison: You can feel sad about saying goodbye, or you can help improve the island.
Edison: Let's enjoy our life here so we'll have no regrets!
Scáthach: Oh, Master. May I ask you something?
Scáthach: I know this is sudden, but... what do you think of this swimsuit?
Fujimaru 1: It looks good on you.
Scáthach: ...!
Scáthach: I see. If you think so, that makes me feel better.
Fujimaru 2: You look pretty.
Scáthach: Y-You're very straightforward! Ahem.
Scáthach: Well, that's fine.
Scáthach: There's something I have to confess. When I put this on, I altered my Spirit Origin, remember?
Scáthach: ...I forgot.
Fujimaru 1: Huh?
Scáthach: I have COMPLETELY, 100% forgotten how to change it back!
Scáthach: In other words, even after we go back, I'll still be wearing this swimsuit.
Scáthach: But what you just said was reassuring. If my Master says so, I have no choice.
Scáthach: I'll fight in this outfit all year long! ...What? I'm a Servant, I don't catch colds.
Scáthach: I'll fight like this in a blizzard!
Scáthach: ...What's wrong, Master? Your face is twitching. You're happy, right? Right? Right?
Scáthach: ...Huh? What happens to the other Servants, you ask?
Scáthach: Oh.
Final Section: "Homecoming"
Edison: ...It's finally time to go!
H：All: Yay!
Edison: We'll depart once we confirm nothing has been left behind.
Edison: After leaving the island, we'll be able to contact Chaldea and Rayshift back! ...Probably.
Cú Chulainn: You've got to be more confident than that.
C：Boar Piglet: Are you leaving, goddesses?
D：Boar Piglet: Piglets, salute! Yup!
E：Boar Piglet: We'll miss you, yup...
Marie: Sorry, guys. But this time we really do have to go.
Boar Piglet Chief: Everyone... Thank you so much for saving our island.
Mordred: Aww, it was nothin'! It was fun!
Altria: Please build a lasting, peaceful country.
Martha: If you get too arrogant, demon boars and whatnot will show up again.
Boar Piglet Chief: We'll remember that, Goddess of the Iron Fist.
Martha: ...Right. It's okay. I'm a grown-up, and I can handle an unreasonable nickname like that.
Mary: I don't think it's unfair. I think it's dead-on.
Martha: Shove it.
Anne: Our fun vacation is over, huh? I hope I didn't get fat from eating so much meat.
Mary: Tch.
Mash: I think I just heard the sound of a friendship collapsing.
Mash: Goodbye, boar piglets. Master, say something to them.
Fujimaru 1: Be good now, okay?
C：Boar Piglet: Right!
D：Boar Piglet: We are all passengers on Spaceship Earth, yup!
E：Boar Piglet: Love and peace!
Fujimaru 2: Live in harmony with nature!
C：Boar Piglet: I see! Harmony, yup!
D：Boar Piglet: I'm a naturalist, yup!
E：Boar Piglet: I'll sell some books about going green and leading a sustainable lifestyle! I'll live in comfort!
Boar Piglet Chief: When are you guys going to grow up? Well, thank you for your words.
Boar Piglet Chief: Fujimaru, you will someday be praised as the 10th [♂ god /♀ goddess].
Boar Piglet Chief: Oh, Fujimaru, please let me take a picture. We'll make a huge statue for you.
Fujimaru 1: No thanks!
Fou: Fou!
Scáthach: I suppose it's time to go... My, everything looks so different.
Altria: Hmm? There's still a lot of work to be done though.
Scáthach: It's not that.
Scáthach: What I mean is, something seems very different about this place to me. Both now and 2,000 years ago.
Scáthach: Because...
Edison: It's time go, everyone!
Scáthach: This is the place I'm supposed to protect. In other words, it's the Land of Shadows, a part of the Isle of Skye.
Scáthach: The Land of Shadows was caught up in the incineration of humanity as well, but for some reason, this island was cut off from that.
Scáthach: What was it that brought those creatures here, and led them to build a civilization?
Scáthach: What miracle was it that brought us here?
Scáthach: This island is cut off from the rest of humanity. Never again will lost adventurers wind up here. We'll be the last.
Scáthach: Will it become a paradise? Or will it revert to its true nature, the Land of Shadows, where death and darkness rule?
Scáthach: ...I suppose it'll all be okay if it's those easygoing boar piglets we're talking about. If it were humans living here, though, that'd be a different story.
Scáthach: After all, the piglets never developed any weapons–regardless of how advanced their civilization became.
Scáthach: As long as there are no foreign invaders lying in wait, I'm sure they'll live in peace.
Scáthach: ...Don't tell the others, but just in case, I left an Oblivion Rune down there on the island.
Scáthach: The boar piglets will someday forget their civilization, forget their language, and live an easy life as wild beasts.
Fujimaru 1: Will they really be okay?
Scáthach: ...One can only hope. That's something even I don't know the answer to.
Fujimaru 2: Fingers crossed...
Scáthach: If that's the way you feel, Master, then pray. Your prayers will surely be heard.
Dr. Roman: ...Huh?
Dr. Roman: Fujimaru! Mash!
Dr. Roman: ...Yes! The connection finally went through!
Dr. Roman: Looks like you fixed whatever was turning into a Singularity, too.
Dr. Roman: Man, that was fast. A new record, I bet!
Dr. Roman: I'm bringing you back to Chaldea for now. You guys ready?
Mash: Yes, Doctor!
Mash: By the way, how many days has it been since we disappeared?
Dr. Roman: What are you talking about?
Dr. Roman: I was monitoring you the whole time, and it's been less than an hour since the Rayshift!
Mash: Wh-What!?
Fou: Fou!?
Scáthach: Heheh. Looks like summer at Chaldea isn't over yet.
Scáthach: Let's enjoy it a little bit longer then!
Brilliant Summer - The Gáe Bolg Craftsman is an Early Riser -
Scáthach: ...Hmm.
Mash: Is this the ash tree you planted? Is something the matter?
Scáthach: Well, just wait a bit. Let's try to make a new spear with it.
Mash: A spear...?
Scáthach: Gáe Bolg was made from the bones of a sea monster. It would be difficult to replicate that on this island.
Scáthach: But I can make something that's extremely similar using the power of my runes.
Mash: With this ash tree?
Scáthach: Ash trees are descendants of the Norse world tree, Yggdrasil. And Yggdrasil is where the runes themselves come from.
Scáthach: So if I borrow as much power as possible from this ash tree, then use my runes...
Mash: You'll have more Gáe Bolgs?
Scáthach: Exactly! One spear per ash tree!
Scáthach: Even from a non-crafter like myself, they should still be formidable. Enough to withstand the strain as a Noble Phantasm.
Mash: Does that mean...?
Scáthach: That's right. An increase in Noble Phantasm strength.
Scáthach: ...Anyway, I'll be pouring my heart and soul into this work, and in the meantime, I'd like you guys to stand guard.
Mash: Uh, stand guard?
Scáthach: I'll be crafting this spear all day and all night. The latter is most likely when those demon boars will show up.
Scáthach: I'm counting on you guys!
Mash: ...She just left us here!
Fou: Fou!
Mash: I guess we don't have a choice. Let's spend the day here, Master.
Mash: I hope no demon boars come to attack us.
Demon Boar: ...
Mash: Here's one now! As expected!
Fujimaru 1: Okay, let's fight!
Shadow Servant: ...
Mash: A Shadow Servant has shown up, too!
Fujimaru 1: It'll be fine, probably!
Giant Demon Boar: Grrrr...grrrarrrrr... (snort, snort)
Mash: And a giant demon boar, too!
Fujimaru 1: Give me a break!
--BATTLE--
Scáthach: Yes! It turned out great!
Mash: I-I'm glad to hear it...
Scáthach: Hey, Mash. Why do you look so tired?
Mash: While we were standing guard, we were attacked by endless waves of enemies...
Fujimaru 1: I'm beat.
Scáthach: You look like you can barely stay awake, Fujimaru. Your head's swaying back and forth like a floppy puppet.
Fujimaru 2: I'm exhausted.
Mash: Senpai, Senpai. We're done. Let's go home.
Mash: Hold my hand. Can you walk? Should I carry you?
Fou: Fou!
Scáthach: It must've been hard to fight all day and night. Cut them some slack, Fou.
Fou: Foou...
Scáthach: Once we take a break at our base, it's off to the next ash tree!
Mash: What? There are more?
Scáthach: Correct. Three more. And once again, a full day and night for each one.
Scáthach: I'm counting on you!
Fujimaru 1: Zzz...
Mash: Master, wake up! Master! Master!
Brilliant Summer - King Archer -
Altria: Master, the boar piglets have found a cave nearby.
C：Boar Piglet: Discovery! Digging! It's my island♪ Yup.
D：Boar Piglet: Everyone's from the generation that loves Dr. Jones.
E：Boar Piglet: In 3D, caves are dark and cramped, and kind of make me sick, yup.
Altria: As always, these kids seem to be off in their own little world...
Mash: A cave, huh? Master, what should we do?
Mash: The boar piglets seem to want to go explore...
Fujimaru 1: To the dungeon!
Mash: That was a quick reply. Let's get going!
Fujimaru 2: It's an adventure!
Altria: You are at the age when adventuring is exciting, Master.
Altria: Before I became king, my brother Kay, Merlin, and I used to go on many adventures.
Altria: You could say I am your adventuring senpai. Please leave it to me.
C：Boar Piglet: It's a cave, yup.
D：Boar Piglet: It's dark, yup.
E：Boar Piglet: By the way, are we boar piglets nocturnal? Or diurnal?
C：Boar Piglet: We'll always be Generation Z.
D：Boar Piglet: Teenage Mutant Boar Piglets, yup.
Mash: Boar piglets, please calm down. Just this once...please...
Altria: Oh? Master, do you suppose this cave is...
Altria: The one we visited 2,000 years ago?
Fujimaru 1: Now that you mention it...
Altria: Yes, this is the cave we visited with the pirate duo, Mash, and Marie back then.
Altria: I believe it was...
Fujimaru 2: Was there a cave?
Mash: Master, did you forget?
Mash: Fou, Altria, Marie, Anne, Mary, and I were with you. It's that cave...
Mash: ...It's quiet. And it's getting chilly.
Fou: Fou... Fo-chooo!
Marie: We blindly followed the boar piglets to a cave like this, but...
Marie: Is there really a bad boar in here?
C：Boar Piglet: Oink!
D：Boar Piglet: Oink, oink!
Mary: You're the one who's closest to them. Don't ask us.
Altria: I agree. We're letting you do all the communicating.
Marie: Oh, yes. It's not that I doubt them, but...
Marie: It's the first time I've had two boar piglets follow me, so I thought it was strange.
Anne: Don't worry. No matter what shows up, we're here. Me, Mary, Master...
Anne: Together, it feels like we've been pirates on the high seas for decades! Hehe!
Fujimaru 1: So soft... a double headlock!
Fujimaru 2: I-I can't breathe...
Mary: Anne, that hurts... I don't mind it though...
Anne: Oh, I'm sorry. Caves just get me so excited.
Altria: I don't know what good pirating is, but I'm here too. Don't be scared, Marie.
Anne: Humph. It feels like you're making fun of us pirates. Like she should be looking to a king for help instead.
Altria: I didn't mean it that way. Although, if we are being honest, does it not make more sense to count on a king rather than a pirate?
Mary: Humph.
Mash: A-Anyway, we're pretty deep in! Are we there yet?
Marie: I don't know... Oh, the boar piglets jumped out of my arms.
D：Boar Piglet: Oink!
C：Boar Piglet: Oink-oink!
Mash: The cave splits into two paths. And each boar piglet is standing in front of a different branch.
Altria: Which is the right way?
Marie: Hmm. I don't know.
Marie: Both of them seem to be saying, “Follow me!”
Marie: Let's peek a little ahead...
Altria & Anne: Marie, watch out!
Marie: Oh my. An icicle fell from the ceiling... Thank you both. It almost impaled me.
Fujimaru 1: A natural trap...
Fujimaru 2: Nice shot.
Mash: It fell so suddenly I couldn't block it with my shield. Great job, Archers.
Altria & Anne: No, it was nothing...
Altria: Humph.
Anne: Humph.
Altria: I think my water blast was faster.
Anne: Surely my bullet was?
Fujimaru 1: (Both of them are surprisingly competitive...)
Mash: Both paths look identical. The ceilings are covered in icicles.
Mash: Whichever we choose, we'll still be in danger like before. What should we do?
Anne: I guess we've got no choice. Shall we split up?
Anne: With an Archer's eyes, it'll be easy to shoot down the icicles as they fall.
Altria: Oh. So you want to split up here?
Altria: And we'll see which of us gets to the goal first?
Fujimaru 1: Th-This is getting weird!
Fujimaru 2: L-Let's get along, guys!
Altria: Don't worry. This is just a little test of skill. A practice fight, not a real one.
Anne: That's right, Master. Just a little game.
Anne: We're not deciding which of us is the better Archer or anything.
Mary: How shall we split up? I can't leave Anne, and Mash isn't going to leave Master.
Mary: Based on our numbers, the King of Knights can go with them, and Marie can come with us. Fou, you stay with them.
Fou: Fou!
Anne: Let's go! We'll take the initiative! Marie, this way!
Marie: Heeeeeelp meee!
Marie: Hehe. Kiyohime and Tamamo taught me what a kidnapped princess sounds like.
Marie: I always wanted to say that!
Mash: Oh, they're gone...
Altria: Let's get going too! My pride as a knight is at stake, I cannot lose!
Altria: Another icicle! Fire!
Mash: I blocked the fragments with my shield. Are you okay, Master?
Fujimaru 1: I'm fine.
Fujimaru 2: No problemo.
Altria: I won't miss any. Don't worry. Humph!
Anne: There! There! And there!
Mary: They're falling in a row! And they're heading straight for you!
Anne: I predicted that! I'm ready!
Mash: Sound echoes in the cave. You can tell how good their teamwork is just by listening.
Altria: ...
Fujimaru 1: Is something wrong?
Fujimaru 2: You're good too, Altria!
Altria: I can say this because they're not here, but their teamwork is impressive.
Altria: Even I admit it. Those two are like one being.
Altria: They trust each other with their lives– and that creates a greater power than they each have on their own.
Altria: That's what it means to have a true partner, I suppose.
Fujimaru 1: You had comrades too, Altria.
Fujimaru 2: What about the Knights of the Round Table?
Altria: The Round Table... They were trusted comrades, but they were knights, and I was their king.
Altria: They were different than partners.
Mash: ...
Fujimaru 1: Did you want a partner?
Altria: No. I'm simply observing at something I don't have. A king does not desire a partner.
Altria: ...Perhaps I had something similar, at one time, in a world different from this one.
Altria: Someone with whom I fought side-by-side. Someone I would have called a partner.
Fujimaru 1: There's someone here who could be your partner.
Altria: ...!
Altria: ...
Altria: Yes, you're right. I'm a king, but I'm also just a Servant.
Altria: Master, if I could become a partner you can build a trusting relationship with... That would be truly wonderful.
Mash: I-I'm here too! I think you can have that kind of relationship with three people!
Mash: I mean, I may be a Demi-Servant, so strictly speaking, um...
Altria: That's right. You're here too, Mash.
Altria: Now, let's work together, like partners, so that we don't let the other side beat us!
Mash: We're in an open area! This is...
Anne: Oh my...
Marie: Oh, I guess it connected to the same place.
Mary: Who got here first?
Anne: It was us, right?
Altria: Wait. The tip of my gun entered this space first. The victor is clear as day.
Fujimaru 1: (She really is competitive...)
Anne: The deciding factor has to be whose body entered first. And since I jumped forward, that means my–
Altria: Tch!
Mash: F-Forget that! Look over there!
Fou: Fou!
Boar Piglet: Piggy!
Fujimaru 1: A poisonous swamp at the back of the cave!
Mash: Yes, and–
Mary: There's two of them!
Marie: Oh... The boar piglets probably remembered both of their scents. That's how we got here.
Anne: They're coming... We'll have to fight both of them together, but we should be able to handle them!
Mary: No problem. We can do it.
Altria: Of course, I'll fight too!
Fujimaru 1: Time for some teamwork!
Anne: ...!
Mary: ...!
Altria: ...!
Marie: Hehe. You're right.
Mash: Yes. Let's show them the power of partnership!
Altria: I guess you remembered.
Mash: That's right. The demon boars ran off during the battle.
Fou: Fou!
Altria: Right. We couldn't bring things to an end, but they stopped using this cave as a home, and peace was restored.
Mash: Does that mean there's nothing left in this cave?
Altria: No, not at all... In fact, it looks like our 2,000-year-old battle is about to resume!
Mash: Demon boars...?
G：Anne?: ...
H：Mary?: ...
Mash: You two...?
Fou: Fou!
Mash: Fou, I know. Those two are not them.
Altria: Anne Bonny. Mary Read.
Altria: ...They took their forms, then?
Altria: They kept the memory of their defeat, and now they've managed to recreate it.
Altria: But...
Fujimaru 1: They didn't copy you, Altria.
Fou: Fou!?
Mash: Master... Don't say that!
Altria: That's right. Absolutely right. Why not me?
Altria: Those two pirates count as one Servant. Were they chosen because of their number?
Mash: Altria may not look it, but she's actually one of the most powerful Servants of all...
Altria: Demon boars, you're about to learn that you made a fatal mistake!
Mash: She really is competitive!
--BATTLE--
Altria: Okay, Master! This time we killed them for sure!
Fujimaru 1: You're the best, Altria!
Altria: Of course I am.
Altria: I may be limited with the sacred sword, I may not be a Saber... But even so, there's no doubt I'm still the best Servant around.
Altria: I'm glad that you understand that, Master. Yes.
Fou: Fou...
Mash: At any rate, we were able to liberate this cave, too.
C：Boar Piglet: Maybe there'll be a mineral vein or something, yup.
D：Boar Piglet: It feels like we'll find jewels or something, yup.
E：Boar Piglet: Jewel, oh jewel, who's the happiest of them all?
Mash: As usual, the boar piglets don't engage their brains before they speak...
Brilliant Summer - Legend of the 21st Century Savior -
Mash: We're almost there, Martha.
Martha: I see. So these are the ruins Beowulf holds dominion over.
Mash: Yes! Your fist is the only thing that is going to shatter his oppression!
Martha: Huh? Why's it gotta be me? ...Er, ahem, I mean...
Martha: ...Why was I chosen?
Mash: Uh, because, well...
Fujimaru 1: You passionately rave about your iron fists...
Martha: Hahahaha, that's a funny joke, Master.
Martha: Now I have a quiz for you. Do I look like I'm laughing?
Mash: Senpai, please do not hide behind me.
Fujimaru 2: Because you're like a messiah, a Fist of Chaldea...
Mash: I see.
Mash: If we're talking about a messiah, it's true Martha would be the best Servant for the job.
Martha: I am not worthy of such a title.
Martha: ...But now that you've used it, it's not something I can disregard. I shall do the best I can.
Fujimaru 1: Sorry for all this.
Both: ?
Fou: Fou.
Mash: The town is still in ruins.
Martha: What a waste. If the land were properly cultivated, the boar piglets would be able to live here.
Kojirou: Well, sorry about that. Destroying things and committing atrocities—that's all they're good at here.
Martha: ...It's the shabby samurai!
Mash: Kojirou!?
Kojirou: Hi, Martha. Long time no see.
Martha: Where the heck were you?
Kojirou: I got thrown into the rough waves, and the next thing I knew, Sir Beowulf was saving me from being eaten alive by a demon boar.
Kojirou: How intriguing fate can be.
Martha: Okay... So you're working as a gatekeeper again?
Kojirou: Yes, albeit reluctantly. Still, it is a man's obligation to repay another for hospitality received. I suppose fate just has me associated with gates.
Kojirou: Right, Karna?
Mash: Oh, you're here too, Karna! I'm glad to see you're safe!
Karna: Yes. However, as you just heard...
Karna: We have been ordered to block your path.
Karna: That said, I do not think Beowulf is seriously trying to hinder you. More like he wants to test your abilities.
Martha: Hmm, okay. So he's sizing me up.
Martha: Fine with me... Bring it on!
Karna: ...He's trying to test your fists, so to speak.
Martha: Was that clarification really necessary!?
Karna: At any rate, ready your fists. I shall see if you are fit to be...
Karna: ...a messiah.
Martha: (Sigh)
Martha: Well, I guess you guys have your social obligations.
Martha: And as warriors, there's no way you would hold back.
Martha: Sheesh, what a complicated way of life...
Kojirou: Hm. Such inconveniences are natural to the way of life we swear by.
Kojirou: Our actions are not dictated by what can be gained and what can be lost. They aren't even about honor and prestige.
Kojirou: We are idiots who decided we could not live any other way.
Kojirou: So, how about a nice, clean bout, Martha?
--BATTLE--
Martha: Taaaaaaake thaaaaat!
Mash: You're incapacitated! May I declare this our victory?
Kojirou: Well, well, how impressive. You really are a messiah.
Kojirou: You are like the ideal monarch of the world, Chakravartin, knocking down any hardships with your fists.
Martha: ...But I am not a Buddhist.
Karna: At any rate, you've cleared your path. It's time for you to meet our king.
Mash: Master, Martha. We're finally going to confront Beowulf.
Mash: We should stay sharp, be ready at any moment, and always–
Fujimaru 1: Let's give him a good beating, Boss!
Martha: I told you! Don't talk to me like a thug!
Martha: It makes me sound shady! Needlessly!
Fujimaru 2: We're counting on you, Saint Martha.
Martha: Huh? O-Oh.
Martha: Ahem. I am not someone who deserves to be honored as a saint, but...
Martha: We should punish–I mean, admonish him. Yes, that's it! A sermon! A gracious sermon would be nice!
Fou: ...
Kojirou: Fou, you seem to want to say, “She means with her fists.”
Fou: Fou!?
Mash: ...There he is!
Beowulf: Welcome! I'm glad you bastards came!
Beowulf: Nice. I can feel the hot wind blowing towards me. That aura of yours... You're not some half-baked grappler!
Martha: No, I'm just a woman who believes in her Lord.
Martha: I am neither a grappler, nor a boxer, nor a wrestler. ...Absolutely not.
Beowulf: Give me a break! With a fighting spirit like yours, it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman!
Beowulf: You've got to be a famed fighter.
Martha: My name is Martha, just Martha. ...Though some people call me a saint.
Beowulf: I see... Just a Saint burning her Cosmo, huh?
Martha: That's right, precisely! I'm a saint, a holy woman. Now, Beowulf...
Martha: Go back to your duty as a Servant who protects and guides the weak.
Martha: You know, I can give off some glittering light or play a hymn if you want.
Beowulf: I bet you use some ultimate technique. You're a Saint after all.
Beowulf: What? Did you just say something?
Fou: Fou...
Mash: Fou, shhh.
Beowulf: ...Anyway! Hey, demon boars! Show her your hospitality!
Martha: Ah, how terrible. Poor, innocent, animals...
Mash: It was a direct hit! Martha, are you all right!?
Martha: ...
Martha: ...Hmph. All right then, fine! If it's a fistfight you want, then that's what you'll get!
Martha: Bring it on! ...Uh, I mean, have at you!
--BATTLE--
Beowulf: Hahahaha! I'm impressed! No wonder the boar piglets worship you as the Goddess of the Iron Fist!
Martha: What!? Where did such a shameful title come from!?
Beowulf: From a boar piglet that I've taken hostage!
Martha: What? A hostage!? I can't believe you'd stoop so low! Grrrr...
Boar Piglet: Ah.
Boar Piglet: Please help, yup!
Mash: ...Any tense situation just gets dissolved with the boar piglets around...
Fou: Fou.
Beowulf: Hey, don't get the wrong idea!
Beowulf: I'm protecting him because he got lost. I haven't laid a single finger on him!
Beowulf: You fools should know that I can be a gentleman when I want to!
Beowulf: Eh? You had no idea? Fine.
Beowulf: Whatever. Anyway, it's my turn!
Beowulf: Sorry, but I can't afford to be soft on you. I'm going full throttle from the start!
Beowulf: Demon boars! Sing me a song of triumph!
Martha: Bring it on!
Martha: If you come at me full throttle, I won't hold back either!
Martha: I will kick your ass! Whoachaaaa!!
Fujimaru 1: Another fighting reference!?
--BATTLE--
Martha: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!
Beowulf: Oooooooooohhhhh!!
Mash: A cross counter! The one down is...Beowulf!
Beowulf: Ugh! That was a good one...Goddess Iron Fist...
Martha: Can you stop calling me that!?
Beowulf: I guess that settles it... You're stronger than me...
Beowulf: At least I fought someone tough like you in the end. I have no regrets in my life...!
Martha: Huh, what are talking about? You lost, but I won't let you just die.
Martha: You've got to work hard and rebuild this town. Restore it.
Martha: Do it like your life depends on it. If you refuse, I will kick your ass until you say yes!
Beowulf: ...You got me. Seems like I'm the one who got completely thrashed.
Kojirou: Well now, everything seems to have worked out fine. You're the best, Ms. Martha.
Boar Piglet: Goddess! (Thump thump)
Martha: Thank goodness. Are you all right?
Boar Piglet: I am impressed, yup. I wish to follow your example, yup!
Martha: You do, huh? But this is a dangerous business. Don't go copying me now!
Boar Piglet: Well, we'd like to build a gigantic fist sculpture to commemorate your legacy, yup. Right here, in fact...
Martha: No. Absolutely not.
Boar Piglet: ...Oh, how extremely unfortunate...
Mash: At any rate, the town is now free. Let's continue working on its development!
Martha: ...There'll absolutely and positively be NO fist sculpture, all right? Are we clear?
Boar Piglet: Got it, yup.
Fou: Fou...
Mash: (I feel like they're going to do it anyway, but I'll just keep quiet... We won't get anywhere otherwise...)
Brilliant Summer - Sing a Song! -
Marie: And a one, and a two♪
Boar Piglets: Doo-waaa♪
Boar Piglets: Bala-bon-bala-bon♪
Marie: Yes, very good. Keep going!
Boar Piglets: Elohim, Essaim♪
Boar Piglets: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn♪
Marie: Huh? That doesn't sound right.
Fou: Fou.
Mash: Their voices are so lovely. It's all very soothing.
Mary: Really? I was hoping for a more extreme song.
Mary: Something more pirate-like... A rebellious rock anthem, for example.
Anne: ...That incantation at the end wasn't extreme enough for you?
Marie: Yes, you're all good.
Marie: A beautiful voice heals the soul, so don't ever forget how to sing, little ones, okay?
Boar Piglets: Okay!
C：Boar Piglet: Singing is such a wonderful activity, yup.
D：Boar Piglet: The finest achievement of a civilization, yup.
E：Boar Piglet: Will singing lead to world peace? Will it make weapons disappear? Will it turn the world into a giant unisex hot spring?
C：Boar Piglet: Nope.
E：Boar Piglet: Oh...
Marie: ???
Mash: I don't think even she can understand the piglets' logic anymore. Not even France's number one idol.
C：Boar Piglet: Idol. I like the sound of that, yup.
E：Boar Piglet: Why don't we have a concert? I want to really test my pipes, yup.
C：Boar Piglet: Let's do it, yup.
D：Boar Piglet: Let's do it, yup.
E：Boar Piglet: Then it's decided, yup.
Marie: Huh? What's decided?
E：Boar Piglet: Goddess. We want to hold a concert, yup!
Marie: ...Wonderful! That's a wonderful idea! Oh, little ones, you're amazing!
E：Boar Piglet: Aw shucks, yup.
Marie: Hmm, but we'll need a proper venue.
Marie: ...Come to think of it, the other day we just built a... Aha!
Marie: Master! I just had a good idea!
Mash: A boar piglet concert? Yes, I think that's a lovely idea.
Marie: I know, right? Let's start by making invitations!
C：Boar Piglet: Invitations?
D：Boar Piglet: Like the ones from the devil, yup?
E：Boar Piglet: It's a sad thing that your adventures...
C：Boar Piglet: ...have only just begun here.
D：Boar Piglet: Oh? I don't think that's how the message goes.
Mash: ...All right, piglets. Let's get to work.
Boar Piglets: Okay!
Fou: Fou...
Marie: We made a lot of invitations. Let's hand them out to the other piglets.
E：Boar Piglet: We can live off of the royalties, yup.
Marie: That's for another time.
E：Boar Piglet: Goddess, Goddess. Who should we deliver the invitations to?
Marie: Who? Mmm, how about to those you want to become friends with?
C：Boar Piglet: That we want to be friends with, yup?
D：Boar Piglet: I want to deliver love and excitement all over the world, yup!
C：Boar Piglet: Because love and excitement are free!
E：Boar Piglet: Free... I like the sound of that.
Fou: Fou.
Marie: Fujimaru, Mash, please deliver the invitations to everyone, too.
Mash: Yes, sure.
Fujimaru 1: Roger!
Mash: Well, Senpai, what should we do? Shall we start by delivering them to the other boar piglets?
C：Boar Piglet: We'd appreciate that, yup.
D：Boar Piglet: (Praying)
E：Boar Piglet: Invitations delivered by Master will surely be valued at a premium, yup.
C：Boar Piglet: Auction, auction, yup!
Mash: They won't attract a premium, no. Please use them.
Mash: We passed them out to a lot of boar piglets, but there are still so many left.
Mash: ...Look at how most of them are just showing them off to each other...
C：Boar Piglet: My invitation has been specially printed, yup. Want to see?
D：Boar Piglet: Mine is fancier. The color is bone white and the typeface is... S-Silian Rail?
E：Boar Piglet: Now there's some fast trivia for you, yup.
C：Boar Piglet: This conversation makes me think of the last days of a materialistic civilization.
Fou: Fou!
Mash: I think Fou wants to call “Out!” on that last comment.
Mash: Anyway, I think it would be meaningless to deliver any more invitations to the boar piglets.
Marie: Mash, Master. What's the matter?
Mash: We've handed out most of the invitations now, but...
Marie: Hmm...I know! Let's give them to other Servants, too.
Marie: I'm sure everyone would want to listen to the boar piglets sing.
Mash: Y-You think so?
Marie: Come on, let's force the invitations on anyone we see!
Altria: ...Singing piglets? I see. That certainly sounds like a nice experiment.
Altria: The building is almost complete, so I'll probably be a little late, but count me in.
Mordred: Huh? A boar piglet concert? I-I'm not interested. Besides, I'm a delinquent!
Mordred: And I'm busy surfing, too!
Marie: No excuses. Like it or not, you're going to listen to them, Miss Mo.
Marie: After all, they're looking forward to it. So if you still refuse, knowing that, then–
Mordred: Then what?
Mordred: Well, Your Highness!? If you want to threaten me, you'd better put a little muscle on those scrawny arms first!
Marie: If that's the way you want it to be, I'll maul you with this beach ball and force the invitation on you!
Mordred: Seriously!? I see!!
Mordred: You asked for it! This'll be a nice change of pace for me, taking on a Servant instead of the usual demon boars!
Mordred: All right, come and get me!
--BATTLE--
Mordred: Argh! I lost! Fine, you win. I'll go, dammit!
Marie: Heeheehee. Thank you, Miss Mo!
Mordred: Stop calling me that already.
Mash: ...Master, it seems like Mordred held back a little.
Fujimaru 1: I bet she actually wanted to go.
Mash: Exactly. No matter what she says, Mordred is actually fond of the boar piglets.
Fujimaru 2: Just being shy.
Mordred: Hey, Master. Keep yapping like that and I'll sew your mouth shut!
Marie: Okay, who else should we give an invitation to? If possible, I'd like it to be another Servant who refuses to come!
Mash: ...Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Tamamo-no-Mae: Excuse me? The boar piglets in concert? Mmm, that's not Tamamo's style. I'm not really interested, so I'll pass!
Marie: You can't.
Tamamo-no-Mae: Huh? But I said no.
Tamamo-no-Mae: Watching those boar piglets singing on stage is not my idea of a good time.
Marie: Too bad♪
Tamamo-no-Mae: Um, from the way you're holding that beach ball, I take it–
Marie: Yes! after I knock you out, I will stuff the invitation in your hands!
Tamamo-no-Mae: MIKOOON!
--BATTLE--
Marie: I won! So I'll just stuff this invitation somewhere on you!
Tamamo-no-Mae: Don't they have laws against threats on this island?
E：Boar Piglet: Treats?
C：Boar Piglet: There's medicine for stomachaches from eating too many treats, yup.
D：Boar Piglet: It won't make you drowsy or tired either. Plus it works as a painkiller. Oh, and it cures cavities and appendicitis, yup.
E：Boar Piglet: And it's completely LEGAL, yup!
Tamamo-no-Mae: As always, you speak of teeth-grinding nonsense that has nothing to do with us!
Tamamo-no-Mae: I'm sure your concert will be just as bad, if not worse!
Tamamo-no-Mae: Ugh, but I'm forced to go after losing that duel, so I had better be prepared...
Marie: All right, the concert hall is filled to capacity!
Mash: This must be exciting, Marie.
Altria: All of the singing boar piglets are here. It's adorable how nervous they seem.
Mordred: I wonder what they're going to sing.
Tamamo-no-Mae: Hmph. Songs not fit for human or Servant ears, I'll wager.
E：Boar Piglet: Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to start things off with this little number, yup. The title is...
Mash: Those were some truly fantastic songs.
Mash: A standing ovation... Thunderous applause... The boar piglets seem extremely pleased with the outcome, too.
Mash: ...Just one thing, though.
Mash: For some reason all of the songs they chose had troubling lyrics and a dark tone.
Mash: Like “One, two, Freddy's coming for you”... “Don't you ever laugh as the hearse goes by”... and “Bloody Mary”...
Tamamo-no-Mae: I told you so!!
Project 1: Let's Repair the Building
Mash: Let's start by repairing the buildings.
Tamamo-no-Mae: Yes, that's right. Obviously, we should start from our place of residence.
Tamamo-no-Mae: We have ways of getting food and clothing, so let's work on shelter.
F：Boar Piglet: The skyscrapers return, yup!
G：Boar Piglet: Or we could do it Japanese style, yup!
H：Boar Piglet: Flashy neon signs. Kabukicho: the place where men's desires gather! Red light districts, yup!
Tamamo-no-Mae: We've got these three choices. Which will you pick, Master?
Tamamo-no-Mae: I prefer...
Tamamo-no-Mae: While cheap neon signs are fine, I think we should go over-the-top Japanese here! Let's go Japanese-style!
H：Boar Piglet: Any one of them would be fine, yup! Your choice, Master!
Project 1 Plan A: Let's Build a Skyscraper
Tamamo-no-Mae: This is our first construction, so we have to start from the basics... By the way, how is it you boar piglets can do all of this?
F：Boar Piglet: Right! That's a trade secret, yup!
H：Boar Piglet: Although batteries were not included, yup!
Tamamo-no-Mae: They're not showing the slightest intent to answer!
Project 1 Plan B: Let's Build a Japanese-style Building
Tamamo-no-Mae: Yes! Japanese-style was truly the best choice, Master!
Tamamo-no-Mae: The texture and scent of tatami mats! I can't wait to roll on it!
F：Boar Piglet: I want to roll on it, yup.
G：Boar Piglet: I want to slack off, yup.
H：Boar Piglet: Another day of fun labor, everyone! Let's get to it!
Project 1 Plan C: Let's Build a Neon Sign Building
Tamamo-no-Mae: Th-This is...a bit lewd? Maybe “degenerate” is a better word...
Tamamo-no-Mae: No, I don't mind it, but...
F：Boar Piglet: This is Kabukicho in Shinjuku! The place where the desires of men and women...!
H：Boar Piglet: In other words, the goddess of Kabukicho! Degenerate art!
Tamamo-no-Mae: Well, it's nice that you're cheerful. Now, let's get to work!
Project 2: Let's Build a Power Plant
Marie: It looks like the boar piglets need some kind of energy source.
Mash: Yes. So next we need to build a power plant.
Mash: When you think about it, isn't the idea of building a power plant amazing, Master?
F：Boar Piglet: Nothing is impossible for science, yup!
G：Boar Piglet: Isn't this magecraft more than science?
H：Boar Piglet: Isn't this like great magecraft on the level of a Reality Marble?
Marie: So what form will the power plant take? I'm very interested!
F：Boar Piglet: Fire!
G：Boar Piglet: Water!
H：Boar Piglet: Wind, yup!
Mash: Thermal power, hydroelectric power, wind turbines... All common choices.
H：Boar Piglet: Which will it be, Master!
Project 2 Plan A: Let's Build a Thermal Power Plant
Marie: A thermal power plant... It's huge!
H：Boar Piglet: Generators have an aura of masculinity, yup.
Mash: By the way, what are you burning to power it?
Mash: It's not oil or coal...right?
F：Boar Piglet: It's Altrium.
G：Boar Piglet: It's the energy of dreams. That whatsits-drive has nothing on it!
H：Boar Piglet: You can dig anywhere around this island and the Altrium will just glom onto your shovel, yup.
Mash: Oh, I see...
Mash: Glom onto it?
Project 2 Plan B: Let's Build a Hydroelectric Plant
Marie: Oh my, this power plant is so big!
F：Boar Piglet: Go big or go home!
G：Boar Piglet: Waterwheels have an aura of masculinity, yup.
H：Boar Piglet: The waterwheel is maternal instinct...a slowly turning maternal instinct, yup.
Mash: It feels like they're building something crazy.
Fujimaru 1: It's too late now...
Mash: Yes...
Project 2 Plan C: Let's Build a Wind Power Plant
Marie: Oh my, how cute! You can make electricity with windmills?
F：Boar Piglet: Goddess, all power plants work by spinning something.
G：Boar Piglet: Wind power is ecological, yup!
H：Boar Piglet: Let the wind blow, yup!
F：Boar Piglet: Summon a storm, yup!
G：Boar Piglet: Don't summon one.
Mash: I can't wait until it starts to spin, Master!
Project 3: Let's Build a Shop
Mary: I want to make a store.
Fujimaru 1: To rob it?
Mary: Wrong, silly. Though I might end up doing it anyway.
Mary: No, I'm going to buy stuff. Yes, and pay.
Fujimaru 2: Because you're a pirate?
Anne: COMPLETELY off. A currency-based economy is important.
Anne: A functional market is a boon for pirates.
Anne: It's a win-win relationship, you could say.
Mash: I feel like this is off the mark...
H：Boar Piglet: These are what we can make right now, Master!
F：Boar Piglet: A convenience store!
G：Boar Piglet: A dollar store!
H：Boar Piglet: A used book store! These three, yup!
Mary: For some reason none of those options get me excited.
Anne: It doesn't seem like there will be high-priced products.
Project 3 Plan A: Let's Build a Convenience Store
F：Boar Piglet: Howdy, y'all!
G：Boar Piglet: Y'all come back now, y'hear?
H：Boar Piglet: We're practicing our customer service, yup!
Mary: Are the accents really necessary?
Project 3 Plan B: Let's Build a Dollar Store
F：Boar Piglet: Come one, come all! We've got great deals, yup!
G：Boar Piglet: Everything is a dollar!
H：Boar Piglet: A dollar? Interesting setup, when you consider that we haven't established a currency-based economy.
Anne: Oh, something so convenient is this inexpensive!? But I don't know where I could use it.
Project 3 Plan C: Let's Build a Used Book Store
Mary: Uh, I'm not really interested.
F：Boar Piglet: Oh, don't be like that.
G：Boar Piglet: We have doujin here, too. Like the book Blackbeard worked very hard to make.
H：Boar Piglet: It's a new book about Anne and Mary! It's a must read!
Anne: Let's burn it. Right now.
H：Boar Piglet: Awwww.
Project 4: Let's Build a Restaurant
Altria: I see. So you're going to make a place where food is served.
Altria: Then my advice shall come in handy.
Mash: R-Right. Go ahead, boar piglets.
F：Boar Piglet: A hamburger shop!
G：Boar Piglet: A beef bowl shop!
H：Boar Piglet: A kebab shop!
Altria: That is quite a lot of junk food. I would prefer... No, never mind.
Altria: By the way, where is the meat going to come from?
Boar Piglets: That's a secret.
Fou: Foou.
Project 4 Plan A: Let's Build a Burger Shop
F：Boar Piglet: Do you like smiles?!
G：Boar Piglet: In fact, that's all we have for sale!
H：Boar Piglet: Since the shop hasn't opened yet, yup!
Altria: Hamburgers... Well, well...
Project 4 Plan B: Let's Build a Beef Bowl Shop
F：Boar Piglet: Hey, Mister. About this beef bowl shop...
G：Boar Piglet: Are you really using beef?
H：Boar Piglet: Don't worry, yup. See, my hoof isn't even shaking.
F：Boar Piglet: Very suspicious.
Mash: Please stop saying things that will make me lose my appetite...
Altria: Hmm? (Munch munch)
Project 4 Plan C: Let's Build a Kebab Shop
Mash: Doner kebab. That's a Turkish dish, isn't it?
Mash: Apparently you put sliced lamb meat into pita bread and then add sauce.
Mash: Lamb meat?
F：Boar Piglet: One lamb, two lambs...
G：Boar Piglet: One boar piglet, two boar piglets...
H：Boar Piglet: Three boar piglets jumping on the bed...one fell off and bumped his head...
F：Boar Piglet: And now he's dead, yup...
Mash: Please don't die.
Project 5: Let's Build a Sweets Shop
Marie: Oh my, we can have some snacks! How wonderful!
Marie: But it might be nice to have Japanese-style confections instead of the sweets I am used to.
Marie: Oh, I am torn!
F：Boar Piglet: Sweets. They are the forbidden fruit.
G：Boar Piglet: Sweets. They're not filling, and they're high in calories.
H：Boar Piglet: Sweets. When you find out how much sugar is in them, you kind of freak out.
Mash: Do you really think it's a good idea to let them build a sweets shop, Senpai?
Project 5 Plan A: Let's Build a Cake Shop
Marie: I'm not telling♪
F：Boar Piglet: It's a preemptive crushing blow, yup!
G：Boar Piglet: Goddess sees right through us, yup!
H：Boar Piglet: We want to know where the best supply comes from.
Marie: Have some delicious cake and forget all about it. Okay?
Boar Piglets: Okay!
Project 5 Plan B: Let's Build a Dumpling Shop
F：Boar Piglet: Dumplings!
G：Boar Piglet: Dumplings!
H：Boar Piglet: Dump-ster!
F：Boar Piglet: The dumpster contained a dead body...in this dark, suspenseful movie.
G：Boar Piglet: Coming soon to a theater near you!
H：Boar Piglet: You heard it, yup.
Marie: Oh Mash. I have no idea what the boar piglets are going on about. What shall I do?
Mash: It's all right. I don't think anyone understands them.
Project 5 Plan C: Let's Build a Candy Shop
H：Boar Piglet: Hey lady, I'll take this.
Marie: That'll be 500,000 QP!
F：Boar Piglet: That's expensive!
Marie: Then you can have it for 50 QP!
G：Boar Piglet: Okay!
Marie: Here's your change! 500,000 QP!
H：Boar Piglet: Yay!
Mash: What are Marie and the boar piglets doing?
Fujimaru 1: Playing make-believe?
Marie: Does it suit me?
Fujimaru 2: It looks like you really wanted to do it.
Marie: Heehee, this is fun. If I hadn't married, perhaps I would have run a shop like this?
Mash: Well, as long as they're having fun.
Project 6: Let's Build a Bridge
Kiyohime: Oh, Master! Master! And Mash, too. Look at this.
Mash: Yes, what is it? Oh, are you making a bridge?
Kiyohime: Yes, if we connect these two spots with a bridge, we will have a shorter distance between the bases.
Kiyohime: We made one 2,000 years ago, but it's gone now.
H：Boar Piglet: London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down♪
F：Boar Piglet: Even the roof fell.
G：Boar Piglet: Shattered...disappeared...
H：Boar Piglet: Like a...suspense movie?
Kiyohime: ...
Kiyohime: Take this seriously, okay?
Boar Piglets: Yes ma'am!
Mash: I see. Kiyohime has no interest whatsoever in the boar piglets, so she's their natural enemy.
Kiyohime: Yes. And my weak point is Master. This is truly a three-way standoff.
Fujimaru 1: You're my weak point, too.
Kiyohime: Oh dear! Weak point? You're making me blush!
Kiyohime: May I assume this is a marriage proposal!?
Fou: Fou.
Fujimaru 2: I don't think I could defeat you.
Kiyohime: Oh my. Heheh. You defeated me a long time ago, Master.
Kiyohime: Love! Love! The dragon cries. If you would take pity on me, then give me your love.
Fou: Foufoufooou!
Kiyohime: Well let's put this conversation aside for now, and bring it back up later.
Kiyohime: Which bridge would you prefer, Master?
Project 6 Plan A: Let's Build a Red Bridge
Altria: Th-This is...!
Cú Chulainn: Hey, I've seen this bridge before.
Altria: It is a bit much to say that it brings back memories, but... Hah, what a curious coincidence.
Project 6 Plan B: Let's Build Tower Bridge
Mordred: You guys really did go for a Tower Bridge. Tower Bridge, huh?
F：Boar Piglet: Yup!
G：Boar Piglet: And it'll have a function to transform into Great Britain Man!
Mordred: Seriously!? Awesome! You have to show it to me once it's done!!
H：Boar Piglet: I was about to say that it was just a joke, but...
F：Boar Piglet: What do we do?
G：Boar Piglet: We'll have to make it, yup.
H：Boar Piglet: The men rose as one. (Heroic and moving background music)
Mash: No, I'll explain to Mordred. Please make it a normal bridge.
Project 6 Plan C: Let's Build Rainbow Bridge
F：Boar Piglet: We appreciate your building it, but how to put this...
G：Boar Piglet: It looks like it would be blockaded! Or blown up! Or cut off from support, fighting on its own!
H：Boar Piglet: Sir, yes, sir! This will surely be picked up as a movie! Hooray!
F：Boar Piglet: Yay!
Kiyohime: Rather than sacrificing a human for the bridge, shall I sacrifice a boar piglet?
Boar Piglets: We're sorry!
Project 7: Let's Build an Amusement Center
F：Boar Piglet: I'd like some entertainment, yup.
G：Boar Piglet: You mean manga?
H：Boar Piglet: Not that.
Mash: An entertainment establishment, perhaps?
Tamamo-no-Mae: That's about the last thing we can make for them, right, Master?
Tamamo-no-Mae: But there are various types of entertainment. What do you have in mind?
F：Boar Piglet: A theater?
Tamamo-no-Mae: Hmm. A movie theater.
G：Boar Piglet: A museum?
Tamamo-no-Mae: Hmm. A museum.
H：Boar Piglet: Zoo.
Tamamo-no-Mae: I see. A zoo. A zoo?
H：Boar Piglet: Like a garden where you can observe animals.
Fujimaru 1: Probably best not to ask.
Mash: Yes. It would be difficult to comment on that.
Tamamo-no-Mae: They're not going to put me in there, are they?
Fujimaru 2: What's at the zoo?
F：Boar Piglet: Us, of course.
G：Boar Piglet: You go to the zoo to see boar piglets. It's very high-context dark humor.
H：Boar Piglet: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Mash: So Master, what should we make?
Project 7 Plan A: Let's Build a Movie Theater
Tamamo-no-Mae: A movie?
Tamamo-no-Mae: I would like them to showcase movies with romantic love stories.
F：Boar Piglet: Boarmax theaters only show movies that feature boar piglets, yup.
G：Boar Piglet: And the weird thing is that the lineup is mostly crappy horror movies.
H：Boar Piglet: I don't know why.
Mash: I think you should remedy that situation.
Project 7 Plan B: Let's Build a Museum
Tamamo-no-Mae: That's a weird objet d'art.
F：Boar Piglet: I've heard that most museums have things like this.
Tamamo-no-Mae: Well, I suppose that's true, but does it even have a concept...?
G：Boar Piglet: “The suffering that flows between original sin and penance like a deep ocean.”
Tamamo-no-Mae: You just made that up, didn't you?
H：Boar Piglet: Yes.
Project 7 Plan C: Let's Build a Zoo
Tamamo-no-Mae: They really made a zoo...
H：Boar Piglet: Would you like to go in the cage?
Tamamo-no-Mae: Shall I send you flying?
H：Boar Piglet: I guess not.
Project 8: Let's Build Another Amusement Center
Mordred: What? Another entertainment spot?
H：Boar Piglet: It's good to have fun, yup!
Mordred: Well, if that's what you guys want, I don't mind.
Mordred: So? What's it gonna be?
F：Boar Piglet: Yes. Karaoke.
G：Boar Piglet: Oui. An arcade.
H：Boar Piglet: Wow. And a casino.
Mordred: These guys seem like they'd get way too into that kind of entertainment. Hope it turns out alright...
Project 8 Plan A: Let's Build a Karaoke Box
Mordred: This karaoke room is freaking tiny! I walk in and I'm already squished!
F：Boar Piglet: That's because this karaoke is intended for boar piglets.
G：Boar Piglet: It's also fun to sing karaoke alone, yup.
H：Boar Piglet: Speak not thy saddening words of loneliness and despair...
Tamamo-no-Mae: You are so off subject that you've even started speaking differently.
Project 8 Plan B: Let's Build an Arcade
Mordred: An arcade? That's perfect for me.
Fou: Fou, foufou, fou.
F：Boar Piglet: Getting dragged back home by mom is part of the experience, yup.
G：Boar Piglet: Attention. Will the nurse in red please come to the front? We found your child.
Mordred: Mom, forgive me!
Fou: F-fouuu.
Project 8 Plan C: Let's Build a Casino
F：Boar Piglet: A casino is cool, yup.
G：Boar Piglet: Roulette.
H：Boar Piglet: Blackjack.
F：Boar Piglet: Baccarat.
G：Boar Piglet: Desires covet other desires. A dangerous seduction. That is the Boar Piglet casino.
F：Boar Piglet: By the way, we cannot convert chips into money.
H：Boar Piglet: That sounds about right.
Project 9: Let's Build Even More Amusement Centers
Martha: Another entertainment facility?
Martha: Don't you think you guys have had enough?
Martha: The Lord says not to spend too much time in pleasure.
F：Boar Piglet: This time we want a place we can all have fun together!
G：Boar Piglet: “Fun for the whole family!” is our motto!
H：Boar Piglet: It's a place to bring families together. Even your dying grandpa would smile at this place!
Martha: Bring families together, huh? If that's the case, I guess I will stop scolding you.
Martha: By the way, did you guys just say something really terrible?
H：Boar Piglet: Just your imagination, ma'am!
Martha: ...If you say so. What will you be making?
F：Boar Piglet: How about a stadium?
G：Boar Piglet: Like a concert hall?
H：Boar Piglet: How about an amusement park with a goddess theme?
Martha: Hmm. I don't think I should be the only one involved in the building decision.
Martha: Master, you decide.
Project 9 Plan A: Let's Build a Stadium
Martha: A stadium? What are we supposed to play here?
F：Boar Piglet: Baseball!
G：Boar Piglet: Boar piglets are known for their blazing fastballs and curveballs.
H：Boar Piglet: The problem is, we're no good at catching the ball.
Martha: That is quite the problem.
Project 9 Plan B: Let's Build a Concert Hall
F：Boar Piglet: We are going to have a concert here!
G：Boar Piglet: And cancel at the last minute!
H：Boar Piglet: It's so rock'n'roll!
Martha: Rock'n'roll?
Project 9 Plan C: Let's Build Neo Marie Land
Marie: Neo Marie Land!? It sounds lovely!
F：Boar Piglet: Lovely.
G：Boar Piglet: Mighty.
H：Boar Piglet: A five-hour wait for all attractions.
Marie: What kind of attractions are available?
F：Boar Piglet: A roller coaster with the great face of our goddess on it!
G：Boar Piglet: A Ferris wheel with the great face of our goddess on it!
H：Boar Piglet: Teacups with the great face of our goddess on it!
Marie: I see!
Martha: Um, Marie? Don't you think that's creepy?
Martha: Especially the teacups. The faces are spinning at ultrafast speed, and it scares me.
Marie: W-Well, I don't think so!
Project 10: Let's Build a Tourist Attraction
H：Boar Piglet: I have a suggestion, Master! Why don't we make a tourist attraction?
Mash: Um, who's going to come?
F：Boar Piglet: Perhaps the ancient gods will someday revive from beyond the horizon?
Mary: And you're going to take them to a tourist attraction?
Mary: I'll hold my tongue for now. Tell me what you've got in mind.
G：Boar Piglet: I've always loved the Arc de Triomphe, yup!
Anne: You haven't “triomphed” a single time in your life, but I can see where you're coming from.
H：Boar Piglet: A pyramid? They're mysterious, yup.
Mary: Do you have any treasure? None? Oh, I see...
F：Boar Piglet: Fah Fieffel Fower.
Mash: Fieffel?
F：Boar Piglet: An Eiffel Tower. I said it wrong.
Fou: ...Fou.
Mash: Fou seems to be complaining that that was deliberate.
Anne: Okay, Master. Pick the facility you prefer.
Project 10 Plan A: Let's Build the Arc de Triomphe
Marie: Why, it's the Arc de Triomphe.
Mary: It's nice, but is this useful for anything?
F：Boar Piglet: If you go round and round, it's so much fun, yup!
G：Boar Piglet: Yup!
Project 10 Plan B: Let's Build a Pyramid
Anne: Uh-oh. This pyramid is weirder than I expected.
H：Boar Piglet: I modified the design to emit laser beams!
Mary: Seriously?
F：Boar Piglet: Seriously.
G：Boar Piglet: The only drawback is that it can't withstand any output power, so if you shoot, it will be blown to smithereens for sure.
Mash: Smithereens, huh?
Project 10 Plan C: Let's Build the Eiffel Tower
Anne: It is very tall.
Mary: It's a disgusting French tower. Really awful.
Mary: What is the point of bragging about being tall anyway? It's just tall.
H：Boar Piglet: But if you climb on top, it feels like you are the tallest person in the world.
Mary: Mm...
H：Boar Piglet: Would you like to see the view?
Mary: M-Maybe I should take a look.
Mary: Holy...!! So high!!
Anne: I'm so happy that Mary seem to be enjoying it. Hehehe.
Project 11: Let's Automate Everything
H：Boar Piglet: We boar piglets had a thought: to work is to lose.
Altria: Well, that's certainly a problematic thought.
Kiyohime: How pig-headed. Shall I roast you?
F：Boar Piglet: L-Let us finish!
G：Boar Piglet: We dreamed of a world where you can eat without working, and came up with a plan!
H：Boar Piglet: This is our proposal document.
H：Boar Piglet: Please consider this value-added, forward-thinking, and synergistic solution.
Altria: (Sigh) Master, what should we do with this?
Mash: My first thought is to throw it away, but let's take a look.
Project 11 Plan A: Let's Build a Robot Factory
F：Boar Piglet: Nearly perfect automation has been realized.
G：Boar Piglet: Now, even without any work, unlimited production has become possible.
Mash: How should I put it...it is like the ultimate taboo in civilization.
Altria: It's already starting to give me a headache.
F：Boar Piglet: You can laze around all day long, yup!
G：Boar Piglet: It's terrific, yup!
H：Boar Piglet: Well, there is one concern, though.
Mash: What's that?
H：Boar Piglet: I installed a personality into the AI. We'd be in trouble if a rebellion occurs in the near future, yup!
Fou: Fooou!!
Project 11 Plan B: Let's Build an Infinite Proliferation Device
F：Boar Piglet: A device that produces almost unlimited food has been completed!
G：Boar Piglet: Hurrah!
H：Boar Piglet: Woo-hoo!
Altria: Hmm. That sounds pretty interesting.
F：Boar Piglet: How it works is an industry secret.
G：Boar Piglet: It's not magic, so it's probably fine.
Mash: This wording, “infinite proliferation,” gives me a bad feeling.
H：Boar Piglet: Soylent?
Fou: Fou!!
Project 11 Plan C: Let's Build a Wish-Granting Device
H：Boar Piglet: And so, a wish-granting device has been completed.
Altria: I'm sorry. What did you just say?
H：Boar Piglet: A wish-granting device. With this device, we can fulfill almost any dream we have!
Altria: S-So you created the Holy Grail?
F：Boar Piglet: No, this is a wish-granting device.
G：Boar Piglet: If you use this...
H：Boar Piglet: You can forget about being busy all day long. You can laze around forever.
F：Boar Piglet: It sounds like a dream, yup.
G：Boar Piglet: It does, yup.
Altria: Master, maybe it is best if we destroy this.
Altria: But then again, if they're only going to use it for the purpose of lying around... Hmmm.
Project 12: Let's Make an Escape Plan
Edison: It's finally time to start work on the invention that will get us out of here!
F：Boar Piglet: Waaah!
G：Boar Piglet: Terrible news! Terrible news, yup!
H：Boar Piglet: Such a shame...
Edison: I know you're reluctant to part with us, but keep it together!
Edison: Now, I've come up with several plans. Master, which do you prefer?
Project 12 Plan A: Let's Build a Warp Device
F：Boar Piglet: A warp device.
G：Boar Piglet: It is a teleportation device that will enable mankind to take a revolutionary leap! Truly a dream come true!
H：Boar Piglet: Tyger! Tyger!
F：Boar Piglet: I follow a path beyond love and Haiti!
G：Boar Piglet: No Haiti-ng on rum!
H：Boar Piglet: That's the good stuff, yup.
Edison: (Not listening) Hahahaha! I'm the best! I am Edison, after all!
Edison: Tesla? Who's that? I don't know anyone with such an alternating-current-ish name.
Project 12 Plan B: Let's Build a Rocket
Edison: Hahahaha, it's the Edison-style rocket! Maybe I should've called up Von Braun, too?
F：Boar Piglet: It is so revolutionary!
G：Boar Piglet: Even with this many Servants, the rocket is still steady as a rock.
H：Boar Piglet: Heracles, Lu Bu, and even Darius can ride in it with no problem.
F：Boar Piglet: Would it be okay if 100 people were summoned?
G：Boar Piglet: It should be fine. Now, go set out into the vast sky, yup!
Edison: Oh? What's this screw doing here? ...Oh well, we should be fine!
Project 12 Plan C: Let's Build an Airplane
Edison: I thought you would like something classic, so I've been building an airplane and an airport.
Mash: They are certainly classic, but...
F：Boar Piglet: We're also making our costumes, yup.
G：Boar Piglet: Attention please, attention please, I say!
F：Boar Piglet: That is all you remember, yup.
H：Boar Piglet: But I think my skirt is a little short, yup.
Mash: That's what bothers you?!
Edison: Hahahaha! Let Edison take care of the costumes, too!
Edison: What's that, no thanks? Oh, okay...