Chaldea Heat Odyssey ~Evolved Civilization~
Prelude
Narration:
...What is civilization? I suppose you would call it the path every sentient being travels.
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Every single building, every single dish of food... It all contains a vast amount of our ancestors' knowledge.
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In that case, this landscape of destruction represents the end of said path.
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The extravagant buildings, the entertainment, the technology infused within glorious inventions...
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None of that can be found here.
A 2,000-year-old obsession crushed them all.
Narration:
We have no hope.
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We have no heroes, no brave warriors. We have no way to defeat them because the idea of fighting never even occurred to us.
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So all we can do is pray.
Narration:
Pray that the Nine Sisters, the goddesses who taught us of civilization and loyalty, visit this world someday.
Mash:
Senpai...
Senpai... SENPAI!
Mash:
Senpai, get up!
Fujimaru 1:
BWAH!?
Fou:
Fou!
Mash:
Good morning, Senpai!
Looks like we've spotted land.
Fujimaru 2:
Fou!
Fou:
Foou?
Mash:
Senpai, was that an impression of Fou?
That was kind of cute.
Mash:
Anyway, Senpai, we have sighted land.
Mary:
Oh you're up, Master.
Yoo-hoo.
Anne:
It's been a long trip.
About two weeks, I reckon.
Mary:
More like three days?
My memory's fuzzy.
Kiyohime:
It's strange.
This was a long journey, but I'm not very hungry.
Mash:
Yes.
Mash:
It felt like we spent a long time at sea, but maybe it wasn't that long at all.
Scáthach:
Hmm... Yes, this is indeed a strange feeling.
Scáthach:
No, that can't be it.
Mordred:
Hey everybody!
The old purple lady's doing some foreshadowing!
Scáthach:
Oh, I must be getting deaf lately.
Did you say, “young and beautiful Scáthach”?
Mordred:
Young and beautiful Scáthach!
Scáthach:
Indeed. (Satisfied)
Altria:
That would've been a Gáe Bolg massacre...
I apologize for my rude subordinate.
Altria:
That aside, is something bothering you, Scáthach?
Scáthach:
Well... Sorry, I'll just assume it's my imagination.
It's not that interesting.
Scáthach:
We may learn something when we investigate the next island.
Mash:
...By the way.
Mash:
What should we do about Cú Chulainn and the others who were tossed into the sea during the storm?
Martha:
I'm sure that wimpy little samurai will be fine.
Martha:
He's from an island country.
I'm sure he knows how to swim.
Mordred:
Hmm. Karna should be okay, too.
Wasn't he the incarnation of the sun?
Mordred:
So even if he sinks, he's sure to rise from the west eventually!
Mash:
You mean the east, Mordred.
Scáthach:
I'm sure Cú Chulainn will be fine too.
He's a warrior who's strong both on sea and land.
Scáthach:
If we wait, he'll catch up to us eventually.
Altria:
You really trust Lancer, don't you?
Scáthach:
Yes, I do.
Scáthach:
...Actually, after all the things that didn't kill him, I'm not sure what would.
Mash:
(I can't quite tell if they have faith in them, or they're just getting neglected...)
Fujimaru 1:
I think they'll be fine.
Mash:
Yes, I believe in your intuition, Senpai.
Fujimaru 2:
There's no way they'll die.
Scáthach:
That's right. They're Servants. If merely going overboard killed them, they couldn't call themselves heroes.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Let's make landfall then!
Captain, stop! Stop, please!
Mary:
Roger! Steady as she goes!
Anne:
We're making landfall!
Section 1: "Encounter in the Fury Wastes"
All:
SO EMPTY!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Wh-What's with this wasteland...?
Mash:
I miss the tropical island...
Marie:
The land looks barren...
I wouldn't try to grow any food here.
Altria:
What!?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
I mean, is there any food here at all?
Altria:
What... What... WHAT!?
Kiyohime:
It seems unlikely.
Kiyohime:
Oh, Master. Do not worry.
If you have to, you may eat me!
Fujimaru 1:
Cannibalism isn't really my thing...
Kiyohime:
I probably taste delicious, like chicken!
Fou:
Fou?
Fujimaru 2:
I'll take you up on that (if I have to).
Kiyohime:
Oh my! Oh my, oh my, oh my!
Kiyohime:
Did you hear that, everyone?
MASTER! IS GOING! TO EAT ME!
Mash:
Master, you should be careful what you say.
Look how excited Kiyohime is now.
Altria:
No...food...?
Altria:
No, Servants should be fine without eating.
It's just a little depressing.
Altria:
Master, on the other hand, will die from malnourishment. That is where the problem lies.
Altria:
In other words, it's a matter of what dies first: our spirit, or Fujimaru's body.
Mordred:
Why are those the only options!?
Let's just find some food first!
C：???:
Help!!
Mash:
I heard a voice crying for help!
Martha:
Yes, and if there are people living here...
Fujimaru 1:
There's food!
Altria:
Correct! It is completely unimportant to me, but that would mean food!
Fujimaru 2:
There's civilization!
Mash:
Maybe we can contact Chaldea!
Mash:
Let's go help.
But where did the voice come from?
Mary:
Anne, can you look around with your spyglass?
Anne:
Aye. Let's see...
It came from over–
Anne:
...Huh?
Mary:
What's wrong?
Anne:
...Oh, uh, I just saw something strange.
I must be tired from our voyage.
Anne:
Mary, can you look for me?
Mary:
Sure, but what—
Mary:
...Huh?
Mash:
What's going on, you two!?
What in the world—
???:
Retreat!
Retreat!
Marie:
H-Huh?
Marie:
A boar piglet. A boar piglet!?
There's a boar piglet asking for help!
Marie:
Huh? A talking boar piglet?
Marie:
Hmm? Eh? What?!
Mash:
Huh?
Boar Piglet:
Ouch!?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Oh, it tripped.
Marie:
Let's go help it!
Mordred:
Well, I guess we can.
Mordred:
Let's put aside the fact that it talks and go save it, Master!
Boar Piglet:
Ughh...
Shadow Servant:
...
Boar Piglet:
(Praying)
Boar Piglet:
I hope this doesn't hurt.
Boar Piglet:
Put me under general anesthesia before you chop me up. That would be great, yup.
Boar Piglet:
Ughh...
Scáthach:
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
Shadow Servant:
...!
Mash:
A Shadow Servant!
Scáthach:
It seems we have an opponent to defeat first.
Come, no time to waste... Let's go!
--BATTLE--
Scáthach:
Too easy!
Mordred:
Hmm?
Wait. What's that!?
Demon Boar:
...
Mash:
The Shadow Servant...is actually a demon boar!?
Marie:
Are you okay? Are you hurt?
Boar Piglet:
...
Mash:
Maybe it can't talk from shock?
...Hey, look at these marks. It's like it's wearing glasses.
Fujimaru 1:
Glasses are cute.
Mash:
Yes, they make him look cute and smart.
Fujimaru 2:
Glasses on a boar piglet...
Mash:
It's not some kind of prank, is it?
Mordred:
It's gotta be a prank!
As if it'd do that of its own accord!
Boar Piglet:
Go—
Marie:
Go?
Boar Piglet:
GODDESSES! ARE YOU ALL GODDESSES!?
Marie:
...Goddesses?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Oh, did you call me?
Mordred:
I don't think so...
Boar Piglet:
The goddesses have descended upon us! They have descended upon us! I know it's rude for me to ask, but I'm going to anyway!
Boar Piglet:
Please—
Boar Piglet:
Save this world!
All:
...WHAT!?
Fou:
...Fou?
???:
So the time has come. They are here.
???:
The ones who will come to restore this world...
Demon Boar:
?
???:
No need to understand.
I do not expect intelligence from you.
???:
You are violent and destructive.
???:
You are raging lightning that has dragged this world back to nothingness many times.
???:
Go and destroy.
Kill all boars who dare to resist.
???:
I've had the benefit of time on my side, Servants.
This time, I will win!
Section 2: "Nine Sisters"
Mash:
This seems like it was once a city.
All the buildings have collapsed.
Mary:
So, people once lived here?
Anne:
Apparently so.
Anne:
It appears to have been a more advanced civilization than the one we're familiar with in our era.
Anne:
Perhaps on par with the one in Master's time, in fact–though I haven't experienced it for myself.
Fujimaru 1:
Yeah.
Scáthach:
It doesn't match with any era we lived in.
Scáthach:
As Anne said, it is equivalent to Mash and Fujimaru's.
Boar Piglet:
This way, yup!
Marie:
Okay!
Mash:
Master, let's follow the boar piglet for now.
Mash:
I've never seen a talking boar before, but I've seen several talking monsters.
Mash:
I think we'll get used to it quickly.
Fujimaru 1:
What's up with the glasses?
Scáthach:
You keep going back to that, don't you?
Do you have a thing for glasses?
Mash:
♪
Fujimaru 2:
I hope there are people there.
Mash:
Yes.
Mordred:
Well, I don't know about that.
Altria:
...Indeed.
Altria:
Master, have you noticed?
Altria:
The boar piglet speaks as if they've never met humans before.
Altria:
Couple that with all these collapsed buildings and...
Well, we may already be too late.
Scáthach:
Let us believe in this little one for now and keep going.
Scáthach:
...Let's go!
Boar Piglet:
Chief! Chief, Chief, Chief!
Boar Piglet Chief:
My child, what is this commotion? What happened? You're hurt.
Boar Piglet Chief:
...Did you go outside the city again?
Boar Piglet:
It was an emergency situation!
I was hungry, yup!
Boar Piglet:
The old snacks I found were delicious, yup.
Boar Piglet Chief:
Foolish child! That doesn't make it okay!
...So? What's all the fuss?
Boar Piglet:
The goddesses!
Boar Piglet Chief:
The goddesses?
Boar Piglet:
I've brought them here, yup!
Boar Piglet Chief:
...You brought them?
Marie:
Hello.
Um, Chief, is it?
Boar Piglet Chief:
...
Boar Piglet Chief:
Hmm...
Boar Piglet:
Oh no! The chief has fallen! Arteriosclerosis!
Or maybe just a heart attack!?
Martha:
He just fainted from shock.
Just needs a pat on the back... Like so!
Boar Piglet Chief:
GWAH!?
Whew. It was just a dream.
Mordred:
Oh, he woke up.
Boar Piglet Chief:
...It wasn't a dream...
Boar Piglet:
Chief, are you okay?
Boar Piglet Chief:
Not really.
So, what is going on?
Boar Piglet Chief:
I see. You came from another island...
Boar Piglet Chief:
We had no idea that there was an island so close.
Boar Piglet Chief:
Either way, thank you for saving my grandchild.
Mash:
Are there no humans here?
Boar Piglet Chief:
There haven't been any living humans here for a good 50 years.
Boar Piglet Chief:
...Though I have seen “humans” that aren't exactly human, per se.
Altria:
You mean the Shadow Servants?
Mary:
Huh? Then who made these buildings?
Boar Piglet Chief:
We did.
All:
...Huh?
Mash:
Um, I'm sorry.
...Did you say the boar piglets made this town?
Boar Piglet Chief:
Until about 50 years ago, the Boar Piglet Clan was extremely prosperous.
Mordred:
(...So they are an actual clan.)
Boar Piglet Chief:
We had rows of skyscrapers, robots to do our bidding, and we were even preparing to go into space.
Marie:
I see. (I don't see.)
Scáthach:
Space, huh...
Fujimaru 1:
Sci-fi?
Mash:
Senpai, he's still talking.
Don't interrupt.
Fujimaru 2:
A little uncanny?
E：Boar Piglet:
It is very uncanny, yup!
G：Boar Piglet:
Space is so romantic, yup!
H：Boar Piglet:
Our clan has reached Childhood's End, and its off to The Next Generation, yup!
Boar Piglet Chief:
But 50 years ago, the demon boars we thought had gone extinct reappeared.
Boar Piglet Chief:
As did black spirits shaped like humans.
Scáthach:
Shadow Servants, huh...
Boar Piglet Chief:
They formed an army and destroyed all the civilization we built up on this island.
Boar Piglet Chief:
Now even the Boar Piglet Clan is on the verge of destruction. We simply wait for our end.
Marie:
Oh, how awful...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Destroying civilization?
Sounds just like Altera.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
By the way, what did you mean by “goddesses”?
Boar Piglet Chief:
There's a legend in the Boar Piglet Clan about nine goddesses called the Nine Sisters.
Boar Piglet Chief:
We were just beasts who lived on instinct until they gave us civilization, love, and courage.
Boar Piglet Chief:
They also took the form of humans, which is probably where he got the idea you were them.
Boar Piglet:
(Gasp!)
Boar Piglet:
The way she gave that demon boar a complete beatdown, I was sure she was a goddess!
Marie:
Oh my. Hehehe. I don't know if I'm good enough to be called a goddess.
Boar Piglet:
Boo! Boo!
Marie:
(Rub rub)
Oh, how soft and fluffy.
Boar Piglet:
Aww, hehe.
Boar Piglet Chief:
I'm sorry I don't have anything to offer you...
Boar Piglet Chief:
But there are buildings nearby that are still intact enough to keep you out of the rain...probably.
Mash:
Thank you.
Oh, excuse me. I have one last question.
Boar Piglet Chief:
What is it?
Mash:
Have you ever heard the word “Chaldea” before?
Mash:
Or anything about technology that would let you travel dimensions, world, or time?
Boar Piglet Chief:
Chaldea... Chaldea?
Hmm... No, I haven't.
Boar Piglet Chief:
But we did do some research on traveling through time and to other worlds 50 years ago.
Mash:
I see...
Mash:
Master, let's decide on our next move.
Mash:
Should we leave this island or live here like we did on the one before?
Mary:
It doesn't look like there are any clues here, so we could easily just take our ship and go.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
This place is already in ruins. Searching for another island would be the normal Tamamo-style suggestion.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Mmm. It's a bit of a shame, though.
To be honest, this place interests me!
Marie:
Yes! I think we should stay too!
Let's help the piglets!
Altria:
I knew Marie would say that.
Anne:
If we go to the next island, we may be able to find a clue to get us back to Chaldea.
Anne:
Or maybe our communications might be restored.
Martha:
But they might not.
Who knows if we'll even find another island.
Mordred:
I...I think it's okay to stay here.
The boar piglets will go extinct at this rate.
Scáthach:
...
Kiyohime:
I shall do whatever Master says!
Mash:
Master.
What shall we do?
Fujimaru 1:
I want to save them.
Marie:
You really are the best Master in the world,
Fujimaru!
Marie:
I'll give you a kiss as a reward!
Mash:
Senpai, it's okay to be smitten about it, but be careful.
Mash:
Kiyohime's got a look in her eyes like she wants to swallow you whole!
Kiyohime:
...
Fujimaru 2:
We'll start over on this island!
Mordred:
Gah! Startin' over, huh? Fine!
We gotta do what we gotta do!
Altria:
You look like you're enjoying it.
Mary:
Well, one starts from the bottom all the time.
Don't let it get you down, Master... Oh, okay, you aren't.
Mary:
You're so positive, Master.
Nothing like our last captain.
Scáthach:
...
Mash:
Scáthach?
What's wrong?
Scáthach:
Ah, nothing.
So, we're staying?
Scáthach:
I'm not opposed to it.
In fact, I'm all for it.
Scáthach:
We can help develop this island and defeat the demon boars. My one worry is—
Scáthach:
What we're going to find when the former is done.
Boar Piglet Chief:
You're...going to save us?
Scáthach:
No. This is more of a contract.
Scáthach:
You'll help us develop the island and discover new technologies.
Scáthach:
If a demon boar attacks, we'll defeat it.
And also eat it.
Altria:
This is equivalent exchange.
One of the fundamentals of trading.
Boar Piglet Chief:
Thank you! Thank you!
Boar Piglet Chief:
You really are the goddesses reborn!
The Nine Sisters have returned!
Boar Piglets:
Goddesses! Our saviors!
Boar Piglets:
Goddesses! Turn this way!
Boar Piglets:
So amazing! So cool!
Boar Piglets:
Mommy! Take care of me!
Scáthach:
...I think that last one was a little strange.
But I suppose that's okay.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
No, wait a second. Nine goddesses?
There's ten of us (not including Master) here!
Mash:
Maybe they're not including me.
Compared to everyone else I'm a little plain.
Fou:
Fou!
Fujimaru 1:
That's not true.
Mash:
...Thank you.
Boar Piglet Chief:
Um, according to the legend...
Boar Piglet Chief:
There were ten goddesses originally, but one of them was extremely scary.
Boar Piglet Chief:
So eventually we started to say to ourselves,
“Maybe we can just cut her out.”
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Oh, that happens a lot.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
A deity who admonishes and threatens the masses somehow always ends up being demonized eventually.
Kiyohime:
Hard to argue something like that when it's coming from Tamamo.
Boar Piglet Chief:
Yes. They say this former goddess and current devil...
Boar Piglet Chief:
...had shining eyes like a beast, hair the color of a peach, a fluffy tail...
Boar Piglet Chief:
...and used an umbrella as a weapon.
Boar Piglet Chief:
She was a terrifying devil whose favorite food was boar piglets.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
...Huh?
Kiyohime:
...Oh?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
No, no, no.
It's just a coincidence.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
CO. IN. CI. DENCE.
Altria:
Don't worry, Tamamo.
Altria:
You were summoned as a Servant because you changed your ways.
Altria:
No matter how many of this island's piglets you chomped down on in life...
Altria:
No matter how delicious they... I mean, no matter what wicked act you performed, we are comrades!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
I didn't do it!
It wasn't me, okay?
Mordred:
Listen, you guys.
Mordred:
Don't go anywhere alone with that blonde king wearing white!
Mordred:
You'll get eaten whole!
Boar Piglets:
Scary, yup!
Mash:
Senpai, could this be...?
Fujimaru 1:
A coincidence...maybe?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
It is a coincidence!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
If you start doubting me too, Master, what am I supposed to do?
Fujimaru 2:
She ends up as the devil?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
That won't happen (in the Good Ending)!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Why? Because I was voted the number one Servant you'd want to protect!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Yep, just a slightly attractive, good-natured, well-bred Servant lacking in fighting prowess! A proud Cas–
I mean, Lancer!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Ahem! Ahem! Ahem! ANYWAY!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
First, let's search this island!
It's time for an adventure!
Section 3: "I'm Back, I'm Home" (1/2)
Scáthach:
All right! We'll be heading out soon!
Scáthach:
Today's search party will be me, Fujimaru, Mash, Tamamo, and Marie...
Mash:
R-Right!
Scáthach:
Mordred, do you want to come, too?
Mordred:
Oh, if you're going to the coast, I'll have the chance to ride some waves! As a knight, I can't refuse such an invitation!
Altria:
(So it's an excuse to get out of doing work. Fine, but when we get back, I'll give you a double workload...)
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Whew, good. I mean, is it my imagination or are the boar piglets scared of me?
Scáthach:
Well, you are the wicked devil who wolfs down boar piglets...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
I've never eaten a single one! Maybe I've considered it, but it was only a thought! A thought!
Marie:
I don't think they would be tasty...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
It's not about whether they're tasty or not.
The issue is that I have animal instincts.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Hmph, never mind! Never mind!
Master, please comfort your heartbroken Tamamo!
Fujimaru 1:
There, there.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Heh. Petting my fur roughly and softly simultaneously... How skillful...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
You get the Fluffing Seal of Approval!
Fujimaru 2:
You're cute, Tamamo.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Ah! Sweet words so straightforward like that make my heart go pitter-patter. You are forbidden from using them with anyone but me!
Mash:
Senpai, let's be serious,
Mash:
OKAY!?
Fujimaru 1:
Yes!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
...Mm? I hear something. Sounds like an enemy attack.
Scáthach:
Another fake Servant?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
I do remember this sound, but I believe what we have here is a little different...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Well, we'll know for sure when we beat them.
Scáthach:
Here they come... Let's go!
Section 3: "I'm Back, I'm Home" (2/2) (Mordred)
Mash:
It seems demon boars aren't the only enemies here.
Scáthach:
This doesn't look like the work of a demon boar. The piglets may have made them for protection...either for themselves or for others.
Scáthach:
At any rate, it seems their creations weren't enough to defeat the demon boars.
Scáthach:
And there were automata lying on the ground besides the ones we defeated.
Marie:
They felt powerful enough to me just now...
Marie:
If nothing else, they seem stronger than the demon boars we fought.
Scáthach:
...Which means the latter are just small fry compared to something else on this island.
Scáthach:
It's probably just up ahead.
Let's move, Master.
Scáthach:
I can't imagine giant demon boars like the one we saw on the previous island would simply show up, however...
Scáthach:
If we don't deal with them, they will quickly grow in power.
Scáthach:
It's possible we might see multiple fortress-class enemies.
Scáthach:
Everyone, stay on your guard.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
This has become problematic...
Scáthach:
Well, we can also sit around and wait for that to happen.
Scáthach:
Fortress-class demon boars... Just as strong as Clan Calatin, or even... Hehehehehe.
Fujimaru 1:
Keep a lid on the bloodlust.
Scáthach:
R-Right. I know. I know.
Scáthach:
I'm a good Servant who properly obeys my Master's orders.
Fujimaru 2:
Vetoed.
Scáthach:
Vetoed, huh...
Marie:
Oh, I can see it!
Demon Boar:
...
Marie:
Th-This demon boar...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
It's huge!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
It's as big as that giant one from before!
Mash:
...But it doesn't seem to be the same thing.
Scáthach:
It seems to be protecting this tree.
Hmm?
Marie:
What's wrong?
Scáthach:
...Oh, I see.
So that's what's going on.
Scáthach:
I see... I see.
I get it now. Hmmm...
Fujimaru 1:
What?
Scáthach:
I'll show you later when this is over.
Scáthach:
There's probably something waiting for us up ahead. When you see it, you'll understand whether you want to or not.
Fujimaru 2:
Notice something?
Scáthach:
Sort of.
But it doesn't really affect our situation.
Scáthach:
There's just one problem.
This island might be bad news.
Mash:
Bad news?
Mordred:
Come on, tell us!
Marie:
You seem to know something!
Scáthach:
Of course.
Beautiful women keep many secrets, you know.
Demon Boar:
...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Oh? Its mouth is open like it wants to say something...
Demon Boar:
Gi... Gigi.
Giiiiiiiiiiiii!
Marie:
Eeee!?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
I-It transformed!
Now it's—
Scáthach:
Heracles, the famed Greek myth hero!?
Demon Boar:
[[File:berserkervoice1.png50px]]–!!!
Scáthach:
A Berserker!
Looks like we don't have time for questions!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Master, get back!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Going up against a Servant who doesn't think with his head is my specialty!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
We can cook him well-done, or perhaps have him rare with wasabi and soy sauce!
--BATTLE--
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Your head's mine!
Demon Boar:
...K-Kill...
I w-will... kill...
Demon Boar:
You...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Oh, I'm exhausted.
Master, Master. Care to massage me?♪
Scáthach:
Quite persistent, wasn't it. It was on a completely different level than the other demon boars we've met so far.
Scáthach:
Just like the giant demon boars from the other island,
it was a monster that reached the level of a Phantasmal.
Scáthach:
Normally it should only be found on the reverse side of the world, or it would have long been extinct.
Scáthach:
But it's here in this world, and it's building strength.
Mash:
...Is it possible that this island is isolated from everywhere else?
Scáthach:
There are plenty of heroes who have seen the whole world.
Scáthach:
And a greedy mage would never ignore a land with demonic beasts of this rank wandering around.
Scáthach:
...In that case, the possibilities are narrowed down for us. Now, let's walk a bit further.
Mash:
Wait a second.
The demon boar was protecting this tree.
Mash:
Shouldn't we investigate it before we—
Scáthach:
There's no need.
That's an ash tree.
Mash:
...What?
Scáthach:
Now let's go.
If it's still intact, it shouldn't have weathered away.
Mordred:
Hey, that's me!?
Mash:
This is the statue that Mordred put up on the last island!
Scáthach:
Seeing it wasting away like this makes you think about how all things eventually pass on.
Scáthach:
How utterly terrifying.
It's going to give me nightmares.
Mordred:
My statue...
WAAAAH! Master!
Fujimaru 1:
Okay. There, there.
Mash:
Huh? Wait a minute...
Mash:
This old, broken stone statue is the one we built on the other island, right!?
Fou:
Fou...?
Marie:
...Oh!
I get it now!
Scáthach:
Well done. You are quick on the uptake, Marie.
Scáthach:
Mash, this isn't an inextricable mystery.
Everything is quite simple and obvious.
Scáthach:
Considering the state this statue is in, one thing is perfectly clear: this is the same island as before.
Mash:
...Oh, of course!
Scáthach:
We set sail and continued along a straight course, but ended up back where we started.
Scáthach:
Not only that, but time here passed at an incredible rate while we were gone.
Scáthach:
And so when we, oblivious to all that, returned to this place...
Scáthach:
...little did we know that some 2,000 years had already passed.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
2—
Mash:
2,000 years!?
Fujimaru 1:
Why weren't we affected?
Scáthach:
This island is special.
Time doesn't progress normally here.
Scáthach:
Even if you spend a year on this island, only a fraction of that time passes in the outside world–that is, everywhere but here.
Fujimaru 2:
How do we get out of here?
Scáthach:
Yes, the first thing to consider is a means to escape safely. As expected from our Master.
Scáthach:
It's true that we've solved the mystery of this island, but as to how we escape it...
Scáthach:
Well, I'm sure it'll be fine. We'll find a way out as we solve more mysteries.
Scáthach:
At any rate, this world has been cut off from “our world” for 2,000 years now.
Scáthach:
No heroes or mages existed here.
Scáthach:
It was just a world where the boar piglets lived in peace.
Scáthach:
But then the intruders came.
Mash:
That would be us...
Scáthach:
Correct.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
I see.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
We lived on that island and established a civilization, and so the boar piglets awakened to that concept as well.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
...However, isn't their civilization a little too advanced?
Scáthach:
It is, yes. That's also something worth thinking about...
Scáthach:
Anyway, over the course of 2,000 years, the boar piglets built up an advanced civilization on this island.
Scáthach:
They must have taken good care of that statue too.
We built it, after all.
Marie:
They worked so hard!
I'll have to praise them later!
Mash:
If Marie praises them, I am sure they will all be quite pleased.
Fou:
Fou fou.
Mash:
Yes, Fou always manages to give us courage.
Fou:
Foumu.
Scáthach:
Okay, let's head back for now. We need to consider what to do next in the face of these facts.
Section 3: "I'm Back, I'm Home" (2/2) (Tamamo-no-Mae)
Mash:
It seems demon boars aren't the only enemies here.
Scáthach:
This doesn't look like the work of a demon boar. The piglets may have made them for protection...either for themselves or for others.
Scáthach:
At any rate, it seems their creations weren't enough to defeat the demon boars.
Scáthach:
And there were automata lying on the ground besides the ones we defeated.
Marie:
They felt powerful enough to me just now...
Marie:
If nothing else, they seem stronger than the demon boars we fought.
Scáthach:
...Which means the latter are just small fry compared to something else on this island.
Scáthach:
It's probably just up ahead.
Let's move, Master.
Scáthach:
I can't imagine giant demon boars like the one we saw on the previous island would simply show up, however...
Scáthach:
If we don't deal with them, they will quickly grow in power.
Scáthach:
It's possible we might see multiple fortress-class enemies.
Scáthach:
Everyone, stay on your guard.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
This has become problematic...
Scáthach:
Well, we can also sit around and wait for that to happen.
Scáthach:
Fortress-class demon boars... Just as strong as Clan Calatin, or even... Hehehehehe.
Fujimaru 1:
Keep a lid on the bloodlust.
Scáthach:
R-Right. I know. I know.
Scáthach:
I'm a good Servant who properly obeys my Master's orders.
Fujimaru 2:
Vetoed.
Scáthach:
Vetoed, huh...
Marie:
Oh, I can see it!
Demon Boar:
...
Marie:
Th-This demon boar...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
It's huge!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
It's as big as that giant one from before!
Mash:
...But it doesn't seem to be the same thing.
Scáthach:
It seems to be protecting this tree.
Hmm?
Marie:
What's wrong?
Scáthach:
...Oh, I see.
So that's what's going on.
Scáthach:
I see... I see.
I get it now. Hmmm...
Fujimaru 1:
What?
Scáthach:
I'll show you later when this is over.
Scáthach:
There's probably something waiting for us up ahead. When you see it, you'll understand whether you want to or not.
Fujimaru 2:
Notice something?
Scáthach:
Sort of.
But it doesn't really affect our situation.
Scáthach:
There's just one problem.
This island might be bad news.
Mash:
Bad news?
Mordred:
Come on, tell us!
Marie:
You seem to know something!
Scáthach:
Of course.
Beautiful women keep many secrets, you know.
Demon Boar:
...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Oh? Its mouth is open like it wants to say something...
Demon Boar:
Gi... Gigi.
Giiiiiiiiiiiii!
Marie:
Eeee!?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
I-It transformed!
Now it's—
Scáthach:
Heracles, the famed Greek myth hero!?
Demon Boar:
[[File:berserkervoice1.png50px]]–!!!
Scáthach:
A Berserker!
Looks like we don't have time for questions!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Master, get back!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Going up against a Servant who doesn't think with his head is my specialty!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
We can cook him well-done, or perhaps have him rare with wasabi and soy sauce!
--BATTLE--
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Your head's mine!
Demon Boar:
...K-Kill...
I w-will... kill...
Demon Boar:
You...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Oh, I'm exhausted.
Master, Master. Care to massage me?♪
Scáthach:
Quite persistent, wasn't it. It was on a completely different level than the other demon boars we've met so far.
Scáthach:
Just like the giant demon boars from the other island,
it was a monster that reached the level of a Phantasmal.
Scáthach:
Normally it should only be found on the reverse side of the world, or it would have long been extinct.
Scáthach:
But it's here in this world, and it's building strength.
Mash:
...Is it possible that this island is isolated from everywhere else?
Scáthach:
There are plenty of heroes who have seen the whole world.
Scáthach:
And a greedy mage would never ignore a land with demonic beasts of this rank wandering around.
Scáthach:
...In that case, the possibilities are narrowed down for us. Now, let's walk a bit further.
Mash:
Wait a second.
The demon boar was protecting this tree.
Mash:
Shouldn't we investigate it before we—
Scáthach:
There's no need.
That's an ash tree.
Mash:
...What?
Scáthach:
Now let's go.
If it's still intact, it shouldn't have weathered away.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
MIKOOOOOOOON!?
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What's going on!?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Th-That's me!
That thing's supposed to be me, right!?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Waaaaaaaah! Half of my body is all buried!
Mordred:
Ahahahahahahaha!
What the hell is that, hahahaha!
Mash:
Huh? Wait a minute...
Mash:
This old, broken stone statue is the one we built on the other island, right!?
Fou:
Fou...?
Marie:
...Oh! I get it now!
Scáthach:
Well done. You are quick on the uptake, Marie.
Scáthach:
Mash, this isn't an inextricable mystery.
Everything is quite simple and obvious.
Scáthach:
Considering the state this statue is in, one thing is perfectly clear: this is the same island as before.
Mash:
...Oh, of course!
Scáthach:
We set sail and continued along a straight course, but ended up back where we started.
Scáthach:
Not only that, but time here passed at an incredible rate while we were gone.
Scáthach:
And so when we, oblivious to all that, returned to this place...
Scáthach:
...little did we know that some 2,000 years had already passed.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
2—
Mash:
2,000 years!?
Fujimaru 1:
Why weren't we affected?
Scáthach:
This island is probably special.
Time doesn't progress normally here.
Scáthach:
Even if you spend a year on this island, only a fraction of that time passes in the outside world–that is, everywhere but here.
Fujimaru 2:
How do we get out of here?
Scáthach:
Yes, the first thing to consider is a means to escape safely. As expected from our Master.
Scáthach:
It's true that we've solved the mystery of this island, but as to how we escape it...
Scáthach:
Well, I'm sure it'll be fine. We'll find a way out as we solve more mysteries.
Scáthach:
At any rate, this world has been cut off from “our world” for 2,000 years now.
Scáthach:
No heroes or mages existed here.
Scáthach:
It was just a world where the boar piglets lived in peace.
Scáthach:
But then the intruders came.
Mash:
That would be us...
Scáthach:
Correct.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
I see.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
We lived on that island and established a civilization, and so the boar piglets awakened to that concept as well.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
...However, isn't their civilization a little too advanced?
Scáthach:
It is, yes. That's also something worth thinking about...
Scáthach:
Anyway, over the course of 2,000 years, the boar piglets built up an advanced civilization on this island.
Scáthach:
They must have taken good care of that statue too.
We built it, after all.
Marie:
They worked so hard!
I'll have to praise them later!
Mash:
If Marie praises them, I am sure they will all be quite pleased.
Fou:
Fou fou.
Mash:
Yes, Fou always manages to give us courage.
Fou:
Foumu.
Scáthach:
Okay, let's head back for now. We need to consider what to do next in the face of these facts.
Section 3: "I'm Back, I'm Home" (2/2) (Marie Antoinette)
Mash:
It seems demon boars aren't the only enemies here.
Scáthach:
This doesn't look like the work of a demon boar. The piglets may have made them for protection...either for themselves or for others.
Scáthach:
At any rate, it seems their creations weren't enough to defeat the demon boars.
Scáthach:
And there were automata lying on the ground besides the ones we defeated.
Marie:
They felt powerful enough to me just now...
Marie:
If nothing else, they seem stronger than the demon boars we fought.
Scáthach:
...Which means the latter are just small fry compared to something else on this island.
Scáthach:
It's probably just up ahead.
Let's move, Master.
Scáthach:
I can't imagine giant demon boars like the one we saw on the previous island would simply show up, however...
Scáthach:
If we don't deal with them, they will quickly grow in power.
Scáthach:
It's possible we might see multiple fortress-class enemies.
Scáthach:
Everyone, stay on your guard.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
This has become problematic...
Scáthach:
Well, we can also sit around and wait for that to happen.
Scáthach:
Fortress-class demon boars... Just as strong as Clan Calatin, or even... Hehehehehe.
Fujimaru 1:
Keep a lid on the bloodlust.
Scáthach:
R-Right. I know. I know.
Scáthach:
I'm a good Servant who properly obeys my Master's orders.
Fujimaru 2:
Vetoed.
Scáthach:
Vetoed, huh...
Marie:
Oh, I can see it!
Demon Boar:
...
Marie:
Th-This demon boar...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
It's huge!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
It's as big as that giant one from before!
Mash:
...But it doesn't seem to be the same thing.
Scáthach:
It seems to be protecting this tree.
Hmm?
Marie:
What's wrong?
Scáthach:
...Oh, I see.
So that's what's going on.
Scáthach:
I see... I see.
I get it now. Hmmm...
Fujimaru 1:
What?
Scáthach:
I'll show you later when this is over.
Scáthach:
There's probably something waiting for us up ahead. When you see it, you'll understand whether you want to or not.
Fujimaru 2:
Notice something?
Scáthach:
Sort of.
But it doesn't really affect our situation.
Scáthach:
There's just one problem.
This island might be bad news.
Mash:
Bad news?
Mordred:
Come on, tell us!
Marie:
You seem to know something!
Scáthach:
Of course.
Beautiful women keep many secrets, you know.
Demon Boar:
...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Oh? Its mouth is open like it wants to say something...
Demon Boar:
Gi... Gigi.
Giiiiiiiiiiiii!
Marie:
Eeee!?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
I-It transformed!
Now it's—
Scáthach:
Heracles, the famed Greek myth hero!?
Demon Boar:
[[File:berserkervoice1.png50px]]–!!!
Scáthach:
A Berserker!
Looks like we don't have time for questions!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Master, get back!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Going up against a Servant who doesn't think with his head is my specialty!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
We can cook him well-done, or perhaps have him rare with wasabi and soy sauce!
--BATTLE--
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Your head's mine!
Demon Boar:
...K-Kill...
I w-will... kill...
Demon Boar:
You...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Oh, I'm exhausted.
Master, Master. Care to massage me?♪
Scáthach:
Quite persistent, wasn't it. It was on a completely different level than the other demon boars we've met so far.
Scáthach:
Just like the giant demon boars from the other island,
it was a monster that reached the level of a Phantasmal.
Scáthach:
Normally it should only be found on the reverse side of the world, or it would have long been extinct.
Scáthach:
But it's here in this world, and it's building strength.
Mash:
...Is it possible that this island is isolated from everywhere else?
Scáthach:
There are plenty of heroes who have seen the whole world.
Scáthach:
And a greedy mage would never ignore a land with demonic beasts of this rank wandering around.
Scáthach:
...In that case, the possibilities are narrowed down for us. Now, let's walk a bit further.
Mash:
Wait a second.
The demon boar was protecting this tree.
Mash:
Shouldn't we investigate it before we—
Scáthach:
There's no need.
That's an ash tree.
Mash:
...What?
Scáthach:
Now let's go.
If it's still intact, it shouldn't have weathered away.
Marie:
Huh? Wait... Wait a minute!
Could it actually be...me?
Marie:
...It is! This...is me!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
This is Marie's statue?
In that case—
Mash:
Huh? Wait a minute...
Mash:
This old, broken stone statue is the one we built on the other island, right!?
Fou:
Fou...?
Marie:
...Oh! I get it now!
Scáthach:
Well done. You are quick on the uptake, Marie.
Scáthach:
Mash, this isn't an inextricable mystery.
Everything is quite simple and obvious.
Scáthach:
Considering the state this statue is in, one thing is perfectly clear: this is the same island as before.
Mash:
...Oh, of course!
Scáthach:
We set sail and continued along a straight course, but ended up back where we started.
Scáthach:
Not only that, but time here passed at an incredible rate while we were gone.
Scáthach:
And so when we, oblivious to all that, returned to this place...
Scáthach:
...little did we know that some 2,000 years had already passed.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
2—
Mash:
2,000 years!?
Fujimaru 1:
Why weren't we affected?
Scáthach:
This island is probably special.
Time doesn't progress normally here.
Scáthach:
Even if you spend a year on this island, only a fraction of that time passes in the outside world–that is, everywhere but here.
Fujimaru 2:
How do we get out of here?
Scáthach:
Yes, the first thing to consider is a means to escape safely. As expected from our Master.
Scáthach:
It's true that we've solved the mystery of this island, but as to how we escape it...
Scáthach:
Well, I'm sure it'll be fine. We'll find a way out as we solve more mysteries.
Scáthach:
At any rate, this world has been cut off from “our world” for 2,000 years now.
Scáthach:
No heroes or mages existed here.
Scáthach:
It was just a world where the boar piglets lived in peace.
Scáthach:
But then the intruders came.
Mash:
That would be us...
Scáthach:
Correct.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
I see.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
We lived on that island and established a civilization, and so the boar piglets awakened to that concept as well.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
...However, isn't their civilization a little too advanced?
Scáthach:
It is, yes. That's also something worth thinking about...
Scáthach:
Anyway, over the course of 2,000 years, the boar piglets built up an advanced civilization on this island.
Scáthach:
They must have taken good care of that statue too.
We built it, after all.
Marie:
They worked so hard!
I'll have to praise them later!
Mash:
If Marie praises them, I am sure they will all be quite pleased.
Fou:
Fou fou.
Mash:
Yes, Fou always manages to give us courage.
Fou:
Foumu.
Scáthach:
Okay, let's head back for now. We need to consider what to do next in the face of these facts.
Section 4: "Live Strong, Lancer"
Martha:
It's the same island from before!?
Altria:
This is what that thriving place has become!?
Fujimaru 1:
We found our old stone statue.
Scáthach:
Its presence here is proof enough that the two islands are one and the same... And one more thing.
Scáthach:
Remember the ash tree that the demon boar was guarding? I planted it.
Mash:
Right. Didn't you say it grows by absorbing poison?
Scáthach:
With no more poison in its soil, this island must have become a perfect habitat for the boar piglets.
Mary:
I see. So the nine goddesses they were talking about, the Nine Sisters... That must refer to us.
Mary:
We are... goddesses...
Anne:
This is all too much...
A simple pirate like me cannot keep up...
Boar Piglet:
So, they are the goddesses, yup?
Boar Piglet Chief:
That seems to be the case.
I'm quite surprised.
Boar Piglet:
Very surprised, yup.
Mash:
But assuming this is the island from before...
Scáthach:
Boarding the ship again and leaving wouldn't be a smart option.
Scáthach:
The next time we land, a couple thousand years may have passed and the boar piglets may have gone extinct.
Boar Piglet:
Oooiiik!
Marie:
Everything's going to be okay.
Don't worry. There, there.
Fou:
Fou, fou, fou!
Mash:
There's a real sense of rivalry here!
It's making Fou tremble!
Kiyohime:
Miss Scáthach, I have a question.
Scáthach:
What is it, Kiyohime?
Kiyohime:
You say this island has neither heroes nor mages...
Kiyohime:
...and that if we spend a year on it, time barely passes elsewhere.
Kiyohime:
Which all means that on this island...
Kiyohime:
MASTER AND I CAN BE ADAM AND EVE, RIGHT!?
Scáthach:
...As long as it's consensual.
Fujimaru 1:
Hey, what!?
Kiyohime:
My darling!
Kiyohime:
We have Scáthach's approval.
Adam and Eve, Adam and Eve!
Mordred:
Calm the freak down!
Kiyohime:
Pooh.
Mordred:
That was a close one, Master.
Altria:
(You shouldn't really use Prydwen to hit people...)
Fujimaru 2:
Don't tell Kiyohime that!
Kiyohime:
Agree to it, Master!
Give me your consent!
Kiyohime:
Let's cuddle forever on this island removed from the cycle of reincarnation!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Frozen Heaven!
Kiyohime:
So cold!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
(Sigh) Are you all right, Master?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
It seems the only thing that interests Kiyohime here is being able to cuddle for all eternity.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Let's leave her alone for now.
Martha:
So? What do we do now?
Scáthach:
We need to solve the island's mystery.
Otherwise we'll really end up as Adam and Eve.
Fujimaru 1:
I am an Eve too...
Scáthach:
Hah, don't worry. In case of an emergency, I can use my runes.
Mash:
Y-You can!?
Fou:
Fou-rune!?
Mordred:
...Stop acting like a buffoon.
Let's continue the conversation.
Mordred:
So what's the big mystery here?
Scáthach:
First, we need to find a way to get off this island. Second, we need to find the reason behind its isolation.
Scáthach:
To solve the former, we need to restore civilization here.
Scáthach:
With technology, it may be possible for us to make contact with Chaldea.
Scáthach:
As well as escape from this enclosed world.
Scáthach:
To solve the latter, we just need to explore more.
Marie:
We also need to eradicate the demon boars.
Scáthach:
We have a lot to do, and not so much time to do it.
Scáthach:
We need to deal with this during the course of one summer. Got it!?
Boar Piglet:
Goddess!
Scáthach:
Hmm? What's wrong?
Boar Piglet:
A Servant has come to visit!
What shall we do?
Scáthach:
Oh, a Servant...
All:
What!?
Cú Chulainn:
(Panting) What an awful experience...
Fujimaru 1:
Big Bro Cú Chulainn!?
Cú Chulainn:
Yo. Before I knew it, I was washed up on the shore. Thought I was a goner!
Fujimaru 2:
You're alive!?
Cú Chulainn:
I'm alive!
Cú Chulainn:
Well, when a huge wave swept me away, I thought I was a goner!
Cú Chulainn:
I conserved my energy by dog-paddling!
Humans can do anything when they put their minds to it!
Scáthach:
My pupil, you are amazingly tough.
Cú Chulainn:
Hah, hah, hah!
No need to praise me.
Scáthach:
I underestimated you.
You've grown far stronger than I expected.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
... (Mikon!)
Tamamo-no-Mae:
You certainly have.
You truly are Ireland's Child of Light.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
No doubt the hearts of the lady Servants are fluttering at your manliness♪
Cú Chulainn:
Oh, hah! You think so!?
After a long wait, maybe it'll finally be my time!
Cú Chulainn:
Alter, Caster... Those are just cheap knockoffs!
Lancer is what it's all about!
Marie:
Cú Chulainn, you're so cool!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Wow, so cool!
Cú Chulainn:
Aha hah hah!
Scáthach:
So, we'll have you fight on the front lines!
Cú Chulainn:
Yes, ma'am!
—So what do I do?
Altria:
...Lancer...
Scáthach:
Relax, my dear pupil.
Scáthach:
It's an easy job anyone can do.
And your colleagues are all very friendly.
Cú Chulainn:
There's clearly something sinister in this proposition.
Scáthach:
Don't worry.
I have faith in you.
Scáthach:
Go and hunt 100 demon boars.
Some of them are huge. Good luck.
Cú Chulainn:
You monster!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Cú Chulainn, we believe in you.
Cú Chulainn:
You damn fox...!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Kon, kon♡
Fujimaru 1:
Regrettably, that's so cute!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Tehehe, thank you, Master!
Both:
...
Scáthach:
Don't worry too much.
The Master will help you out.
Fujimaru 1:
Let's work together!
Cú Chulainn:
U-Ugh... Whatever. All right, all right! I'll do it!
Fujimaru 2:
I'm with you.
Cú Chulainn:
Hah, thanks.
You have it pretty hard, don't you?
Cú Chulainn:
Okay, let's do this together!
Mash:
...And that's what we know.
Cú Chulainn:
I see. So this is the island from before.
Cú Chulainn:
...By the way, I have a question.
Mash:
Yes?
Cú Chulainn:
What was this island originally like?
Mash:
Oh, uh, who knows...
Cú Chulainn:
Oh, sorry. It just kind of bothered me.
Cú Chulainn:
Anyway, 100 demon boars?
If we don't watch out, we won't be done by tonight!
Cú Chulainn:
If that's the case, we're gonna camp outdoors!
Mash:
L-Let's give it our best, Senpai!
--BATTLE--
Cú Chulainn:
Ugh, what a pain.
But I guess we're done for the most part, right?
Mash:
Yes, just one more.
...We have defeated 99 of them.
Cú Chulainn:
That's nothin'! I'm already used to Scáthach's unreasonable demands.
Cú Chulainn:
Alright, let's finish off the last one!
Cú Chulainn:
It's huge!
Cú Chulainn:
This is on the same level as the legendary demonic beast that killed Diarmuid!
Mash:
Yes! Scáthach estimates that it has ascended to the level of a Phantasmal!
Cú Chulainn:
Ugh, that devilish mentor of mine...
Throws in a real doozy right at the very end...
Cú Chulainn:
Ah, whatever. Guess those 99 were a warm-up.
Time to get serious for the last one!
--BATTLE--
Cú Chulainn:
Tch, damn you! You're more persistent than some low-rarity Servants!
Fou:
Fou...!?
Mash:
...Fou?
G：???:
...I'll be taking that!
Cú Chulainn:
What...!?
Beowulf:
My bad, but don't hate me for it.
Mash:
He took down that tenacious beast like it was nothing!
Cú Chulainn:
Well, can't say I'm surprised.
Hey, Beowulf, stop taking other people's prey.
Beowulf:
Sorry, gotta keep myself and my underlings fed.
Beowulf:
Honestly, feeding demon boars the meat of their own kind... Talk about cannibalistic!
Mash:
W-Wait a second!
Demon boars are your underlings?
Beowulf:
Gahahahaha!
This fist of mine can be quite convincing!
Beowulf:
Welcome to the post-apocalyptic world! So I've tamed the demon boars... No need to be that surprised, surely!
Cú Chulainn:
...You seem a lot more energetic than usual.
Beowulf:
Why wouldn't I be!?
I am the ruler of a nation!
Beowulf:
For my people, it's survival of the fittest: the strong eat, the weak become food!
Mash:
S-So you really are going to eat that boar...
Fujimaru 1:
You need to have some veggies too...
Beowulf:
Whad'ya say? Protein's the best!
Fujimaru 2:
That's not healthy.
Beowulf:
Doesn't matter.
A Servant's very existence is unhealthy.
Cú Chulainn:
Well, you do have a point there.
...So are you our enemy? Or are you our foe?
Beowulf:
I'm obviously not your ally! I don't know if it's the influence of poison or alcohol, but...
Beowulf:
I am itching to take over this world!
Cú Chulainn:
Take over this world?
Fou:
Fou?
Beowulf:
Anyway, I'll grab my prey and take my leave!
Don't want this meat to rot!
Beowulf:
Fwahahaha! If you want your meat back, come round to my neck of the woods!
Cú Chulainn:
Argh...looks like we got careless at the end.
Mash:
...This is bad, right?
Mash:
Not only are demon boars wandering about, but Beowulf is leading them...
Cú Chulainn:
What a nightmare...
Either way, we are done here.
Cú Chulainn:
Let's go back and eat. All that hunting has made me hungry... Just like a human.
Mash:
Yes, let's head back for now.
Mash:
Demon boars, the mysterious civilization of the boar piglets, the fact that we can't Rayshift...
Mash:
And now, the appearance of a hostile Servant...
Master, I wonder what will happen next.
Mordred:
Beowulf!? Even that thug is here!?
Mordred:
Dammit, I wish I'd been there with you guys!
Altria:
(You are just as much a thug as him, Sir Mordred.)
Mary:
And he's an enemy.
Martha:
Well, he's got a post-apocalyptic villain look to him.
That basta— Ahem...
Martha:
I mean, eventually he shall become an enemy we have to face.
Fujimaru 1:
Give him a taste of your Fist of Martha.
Martha:
Right. The time has come at last to unleash my family's secret technique.
Martha:
...Hey! What are you trying to make me do!
Fujimaru 2:
Hey, Boss! Let's make him pay!
Martha:
Damn right! If he picks a fight with me, I'll make him pay 10,000 times over!
Martha:
...
Martha:
...Master, what are you making me say!?
Mash:
Martha, you're going to pull Senpai's cheeks right off if you keep that up...
Scáthach:
The Beowulf problem aside,
I have something else to report.
Mash:
What would that be?
Scáthach:
While you were hunting the demon boars, we explored this island to gather more information.
Scáthach:
There's something that caught my attention...
Mash:
Yes? And that would that be?
Section 5: "Lion King (TBD)"
Mash:
Senpai. We have visited all kinds of places and eras in order to repair humanity.
Mash:
On the previous island, we even built various structures just to survive...
Mash:
But even then, I never thought we would end up building something like this...
Mash:
This is too much of a new experience.
Scáthach:
...To help the boar piglets, we're building all kinds of things...
Scáthach:
Convenience stores, power plants, used book store, condominiums, burger shops...
Fujimaru 1:
What the heck are we doing?
Mash:
Senpai, please don't say that.
Fujimaru 2:
To save humanity...
Mash:
...I guess each little step counts...
Scáthach:
But what I've noticed is that civilization is blooming a little too smoothly.
Scáthach:
Even with our help,
something is off with the rate of growth.
Scáthach:
So I asked the boar piglet chief whether there are any old folk tales besides the one about the Nine Goddesses...
Boar Piglet Chief:
According to legend, about 100 or so years ago, a Servant who claimed to be a mage gave us electricity.
Boar Piglet:
Electronics, yup!
G：Boar Piglet:
Electric buzzing!
H：Boar Piglet:
Slippery eels, yup!
Mordred:
Unlike Gramps here, you guys just seem to be saying whatever pops into your head...
Boar Piglet:
In the end, we are mere boar piglets.
We're like bots, yup.
Boar Piglet:
Please do not be concerned, yup.
Mary:
A mage... Probably a Caster.
So a Caster gave you all electricity, huh...
Mary:
Well, if this all happened more than a century ago,
I suppose they'd be long dead by now.
Boar Piglet Chief:
This is also according to legend...
Boar Piglet Chief:
“I shall sleep now in preparation for the eventual arrival of my comrades. Wake me up if something happens, 'kay?”
Boar Piglet Chief:
Those were the mage's final words before disappearing into the depths of a large cave on this island.
Scáthach:
...There you have it. I am thinking about heading to that cave tomorrow. What say you, Master?
Fujimaru 1:
I will go with you.
Scáthach:
Understood. I also want you to discern the nature of that Servant with your own eyes.
Fujimaru 2:
Can I come along?
Mash:
If that's the case, then I'd like to go too!
Scáthach:
That settles it. Next—
Altria:
I, too, shall accompany you.
Mordred:
...Fine. If King Arthur is going, I guess I have no choice but to go.
Scáthach:
...V-Very well.
I have my worries, but let's go with this party.
Scáthach:
Everyone else, continue to work on the defenses and the other construction projects. Dismissed!
Altria:
But what about that Servant in the legend?
Could they survive for more than a century?
Scáthach:
If this were a normal place, probably not.
But this island doesn't seem to follow the laws of time.
Scáthach:
If they possess Independent Action and can act without a Master, then yes, it might very well be possible. With a little effort.
Altria:
We are approaching the cave the boar piglet chief mentioned, but...
Altria:
Before that, it is probably best to clear the demon boars wandering around.
Altria:
Let's go, Master!
--BATTLE--
Mordred:
There are demon boars here too.
And they're huge.
Altria:
Everyone, make sure Beowulf doesn't steal any of our meat this time!
Altria:
MAKE SURE OF IT!
Mordred:
Father, you're too worked up...
Mash:
W-Well.
Let's do our best, everyone!
Mordred:
Ugh... Such a goody two-shoes...
Altria:
She's nothing of the sort.
Mash just genuinely has a pure and kind heart.
Altria:
She is like natural, pristine water.
Altria:
You, on the other hand, are a cheap, chaotic cocktail of cola, sugar, cream, and churros.
Mordred:
Hey, that's not even a drink anymore!
That's a Devil's Chocolate Sundae!
Mash:
C-Calm down, you two.
Scáthach:
Chaos isn't all bad; in fact, it's downright necessary when an era has come to a standstill.
Altria:
It's a different story in times of war, though: Chaos begets evil then. Order is what's needed instead.
Fujimaru 1:
Umm, everyone...
Scáthach:
But an age of perfect order is insipid and dull.
Also, what's seen as good and evil changes over time.
Mordred:
Right, exactly!
That's why I'm not wrong at all!
Fujimaru 1:
Hellooo...
Altria:
However, there is an established concept of good. Always. At least that is what I believe.
Scáthach:
“Established”? Don't you mean “assumed”?
Mordred:
Wasn't it your stiff thinking that made that dolt Lancelot cause so much trouble?
Mash:
Mordred, shush!
Don't say that!
Fou:
Fou fooou!
Demon Boar:
(How long is this going to go on?)
Fujimaru 1:
Sorry, let's get ready!
--BATTLE--
Altria:
I apologize for getting so worked up earlier.
Scáthach:
No, it's I who must apologize for my ill-mannered behavior towards a king.
Mordred:
I didn't do anything wrong!
Mash:
Oh please, Mordred...
Fujimaru 1:
Yeah, Mordred didn't do anything wrong.
Mordred:
Huh? What're you talking about? I did everything wrong!
Fujimaru 2:
Right. Yep, you're right.
Mordred:
Wh-What's with that look?
Sheesh. Fine, it was my bad!
Mordred:
I'm sorry!
Mash:
(...Ah, I get it...)
Fou:
Fou fou.
Altria:
...Anyway, let's move on. Mordred, as punishment you will do 100,000 pushups as soon as we get back.
Mordred:
Yes, my lord!
Hooray, that's 900,000 less than usual!
Fou:
Fou, fou.
Scáthach:
Hm? An...earthquake?
Mash:
The earth is shaking.
This is—
Mordred:
Wh-What the heck is this music!?
Mash:
Is it...a gramophone!?
???:
Hah hah hah!
Hah hah hah!
???:
Fwahah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!
Mash:
This laugh... It's almost like this person practiced and perfected their laugh for this exact moment!
Scáthach:
Hmm, I feel like I have heard it somewhere before...!
Altria:
Who goes there? Show yourself!
???:
Hah. I would very much like to show myself to you all!
???:
However, I must confirm whether you are the ones I was waiting for!
???:
Witness in awe the strength of this great king!
Mash:
Detecting an unknown Servant and multiple enemies around us! Let's go!
--BATTLE--
???:
Fantastic! What a wonderful display of strength! Although I would say strength isn't everything!
???:
Anyway, having gotten an idea of your true ability, I suppose there's no harm in revealing myself to you now!
Scáthach:
Enough talk, just come out already.
???:
Servants, how I waited for this moment!
Now I shall bestow my wisdom upon you!
???:
I am a Caster.
People call me the Wizard of Menlo Park!
Mash:
The Wizard of Menlo Park... I knew it!
Edison:
I am Thomas Alva Edison, the Presi-king!!
Fujimaru 1:
Oh man, here we go again...
Mash:
It's all clear now. If this man sets his mind to it, civilization would indeed develop at a very rapid pace...
Fujimaru 2:
So it wasn't Tesla.
Edison:
No, Master!!
Edison:
There is no way a ruffian like that could help the boar piglets evolve properly!
Edison:
They were successful because of me!
It is important you understand! Attention!
Altria:
(A lion...fluffy...bushy mane...fluffy)
Mordred:
(Father's giving him a sharp look... I get it.
Being on guard in front of a fellow king! Impressive, Father!)
Edison:
Well then, what has become of the boar piglets' civilization?
Edison:
I reckon they've reached a level at which they can casually exchange high-speed communications with the outside world!
Scáthach:
It's in ruins.
Edison:
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Edison:
I-It really is destroyed!
Welcome to a crazy time, eh!?
Edison:
Oh, how terrible! Even after I had passed all my modern knowledge on to them!
Mash:
It must be rough on you...
Edison:
To think those monstrous demon boars would reduce it to rubble... I'll never forgive them!
Edison:
I'll send every single one of them to the meatpacking factory and end world hunger!
Mordred:
The heck!? He's so scary!
Fou:
Fou!
Scáthach:
It's frightening to know that you are quite capable of doing so. Anyway, Edison, I'm amazed you're alive.
Edison:
Yes. My deep insight allowed me to predict that in 100 years, you Nine Sisters would come here...
Edison:
And that you would need my help to escape this island.
Edison:
Thus, by utilizing all the available technology at that time...
Edison:
I completed the Edison Cryosleep Device, set the Edison Gramophone Alarm Clock,
Edison:
and waited until my awakening!!
Mash:
So you hibernated.
Edison:
Cryosleep! I was in cryosleep!
Altria:
I understand the big picture now.
Altria:
However, it is quite difficult to believe you are Edison. Your look differs from the pictures we have seen.
Edison:
Humph. I get that quite often.
But it's true: I am, in fact, Edison.
Mordred:
(Father tries to confirm everything personally.
As expected...)
Altria:
Allow me to confirm. Hmm. (Snuggle, squeeze)
Edison:
Oomph, I didn't expect my face to be pulled...
Ah, oww, that hurts! Wait!
Altria:
(Snuggle, snuggle, squeeze, squeeze, snuggle, snuggle, squeeze, squeeze, snuggle, snuggle, squeeze, squeeze)
Edison:
Stop, stop, you're pulling my fur out!
Mash:
Altria, you are going too far!
S-Someone stop her!
Mordred:
(Wow, Father...!)
Edison:
Hah hah hah! We meet again, my friends!
G：Boar Piglet:
Salute!
D：Boar Piglet:
So he's the Lion Ki–
E：Boar Piglet:
Don't finish that sentence, yup.
Edison:
Hah hah! I see you're as incoherent as ever!
Edison:
Well, what shall I build you?
I have the power to build anything and everything!
Scáthach:
Actually, first off, we will have you find a way for us to return to Chaldea.
Edison:
Right! But I need a certain item for that purpose!
Mash:
A certain item?
Edison:
Nothing special. Most of you should have it in your possession.
Fujimaru 1:
What is it?
Edison:
Yes... It is somewhere on this island...
Edison:
The Holy Grail!
Mash:
The Holy Grail...!?
Fou:
Fou!!
Section 6: "The Mechanical Beast Roars"
Edison:
The Holy Grail!
Mash:
The Holy Grail...!?
C：Boar Piglet:
That's what happened in the last episode, yup!
B：Boar Piglet:
A lot happened during that time!
H：Boar Piglet:
But we omitted most of the details, yup!
Scáthach:
Hmm, the Holy Grail, huh?
What a tall order...
Edison:
Huh? You don't have it with you?
Altria:
It's not something you can just carry around.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
It's supposed to be a precious object one can only obtain at the end of a long, grueling Holy Grail War.
Edison:
Hmm, this is problematic.
Edison:
Without the vast magical energy that it possesses, we won't be able to establish communication with Chaldea...
Scáthach:
Is there a Holy Grail somewhere on this island?
Edison:
Yes! No doubt about it!
Edison:
However, I don't know who has it.
It's either with a Servant somewhere or...
Boar Piglet:
The Holy Grail!
C：Boar Piglet:
Only one group survives, yup!
B：Boar Piglet:
That's deflation, yup.
H：Boar Piglet:
In a way, it's inflation, too, yup.
Boar Piglet Chief:
Be quiet for a bit, younglings.
We don't have any information on the Holy Grail.
Boar Piglet Chief:
If we had something amazing like that, we would've used it long ago.
Edison:
Yes, I imagine you would have used it to get rid of the demon boars.
Scáthach:
...Which means it's safe to say that the demon boars themselves have it.
Scáthach:
50 years ago, demon boars suddenly appeared in great numbers. We can assume it had something to do with the Holy Grail.
Edison:
That is indeed logical!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
But the question is, which demon boar has it?
Anne:
I suppose we'll just have to search all of them, one boar at a time.
Mary:
What a pain.
Kiyohime:
You must start small and chip away diligently.
Kiyohime:
In fact, I've been sneaking into your room and doing just that, Master. All in order to conquer you in bed.
Fujimaru 1:
Every night...
Mary:
Now, now. Calm down, Master.
Mary:
Don't worry. I'll protect your bed.
Kiyohime:
Hmmm...
Fujimaru 2:
That's no small start, that's the finish line.
Kiyohime:
Not at all, Master. Why, even dying together would only be the halfway point...
Kiyohime:
After that, we will reincarnate again and again, holding on to our memories, and we shall witness the extinction of the cosmos together. That would be the end.
Martha:
(Sheesh. There's no such thing as reincarnation, but I'll let that go. Objecting would overcomplicate things.)
Scáthach:
Anyway, I have some idea where the demon boars' lair might be.
Scáthach:
I expect they'll have a large army, so we should make careful preparations. Then we all head out together.
Kiyohime:
Well, isn't this a crowd...
Cú Chulainn:
That's fine, but how long are all of you going to remain in swimsuits? ...Hey, don't turn away.
Scáthach:
—Anyway, come, let's prepare (read: charge into battle).
Kiyohime:
Umm... I feel like someone mistyped the text...
Scáthach:
No, that was correct. I am asking everyone to get ready (read: leave no survivors).
Scáthach:
All right, who will go first?
Scáthach:
For me, a battle royale between everyone would be ideal...
Mash:
...Let's go in order.
All right, let the training begin!
--BATTLE--
Cú Chulainn:
Why...did I get roped into this...?
Edison:
Never mind you. I don't have anything to do with this. Urgh.
Scáthach:
All right, now that Edison has warmed up with some light exercise too, shall we be off?
Altria:
Yes!
Cú Chulainn:
Hey, old man lion.
Time to go.
Edison:
This kind of exercise is too hard for someone with E-rank strength...
Cú Chulainn:
But you've got such a fine physique...
Edison:
I'm more brains than brawn, after all!
Scáthach:
...Hmm.
Mash:
This is...
Altria:
Scáthach. It seems your speculation was correct.
Altria:
There are too many of them.
It is solid proof that something must lie ahead.
Scáthach:
Indeed. However, our number puts us at a disadvantage out here in the open.
Mordred:
Hah! This is easy.
Mordred:
I'll charge and tear into their front lines, giving time for Master and Mash to slip through.
Mordred:
Everyone else just needs to beat down whatever's left. Simple as that!
Altria:
Let's go with Mordred's plan.
Scáthach, please go with them.
Scáthach:
Anyone else?
Kiyohime:
It pains me to be separated from my Master, but we have no choice.
Kiyohime:
Listen, when you get back, you better spend all your time with me!
Mary:
Aye, I understand my role. Don't worry, I was good at buying time even when I was alive.
Anne:
That's right. Besides, it doesn't look like anyone here would run away from a fight, so that's reassuring.
Martha:
Yes. We'll make all these demon boars here repent for their sins, so you two just go on ahead.
Marie:
Exactly. Fujimaru, Mash... Give it all you've got! Do it for those adorable little piglets!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Well, defensive battles aren't really my forte, but...
Okay, fine! Truly shining at times like this is what being a stunning woman is all about!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
So, Master.
Go pulverize them!
Mordred:
Come on, there's nothing to worry about! If that idiotic–I mean, if Lady Scáthach is with you then everything will be fine!
Mordred:
(That was a close one! Too close!)
Scáthach:
(No, it most certainly was not.)
Cú Chulainn:
I feel like I drew the short end of the stick on this island! Ah, well...
Let's do this!
Edison:
I shall accompany you. I don't think I have anything useful to add to that lineup.
Edison:
Instead, I'll be more helpful in the search for the Holy Grail!
Mordred:
All right, then it's settled!
Let me break through with my Noble Phantasm!
Mordred:
Noble Phantasm deployed... “Prydwen Tube Riding”!
Mordred:
Yes! I opened a path!
Altria:
Go ahead, Master!
We'll take care of the horde!
Fujimaru 1:
Let's charge!
Mash:
Roger that, Master!
Mash Kyrielight, rushing into the fray!
Fujimaru 2:
Thank you, everyone!
Mordred:
No thanks necessary!
Now get going!
Martha:
Give them hell!
Scáthach:
All right, let's keep moving ahead!
Mash:
I hear the sound of Noble Phantasms firing off behind us!
Edison:
Which means they're pulling out all the stops! (Panting)
Scáthach:
Edison, you're falling behind.
Edison:
S-Sorry.
I've got E-rank agility too!
Mash:
I thought your endurance was EX.
Edison:
That EX rank refers to my ability to go sleepless for days while working on an invention!
Scáthach:
In other words, you don't have the physical strength to run a marathon! Anyway, hurry!
Edison:
I-I'm trying! (Panting)
Edison:
Damn it! Next time I will invent a powered exoskeleton to assist people with weak stamina!
Scáthach:
It's a giant demon boar! We'd better slay it swiftly!
We don't have time for a drawn-out battle!
--BATTLE--
Mash:
...Where are we?
Edison:
The odor of oil, steel, and adhesive...
Without a doubt, this place is a factory!
Edison:
But what are they building here?
C：???:
...Me.
Scáthach:
...Who goes there?
C：???:
It's been a while.
C：???:
...No, I am sure it's only been an instant to you vermin.
C：???:
However, to me, it's been hell.
Mash:
Huh? Altria!?
Edison:
...No. She smells like oil and steel too.
Edison:
King Arthur wouldn't give off a modern odor like that.
C：Altria?:
...You are correct.
C：Altria?:
This is a form I plan to use when I destroy those boars.
C：Altria?:
They will welcome me as their savior, obey my every word... and then accept their own destruction with joy.
C：Altria?:
Vengeance... Vengeance 2,000 years in the making will come to fruition here.
Scáthach:
...I see. So that's who you are.
Scáthach:
You're the demon boar we defeated 2,000 years ago, aren't you?
Mash:
...The very first giant demon boar!
Edison:
So, eons ago, these people vanquished you and put an end to your dastardly deeds...
Edison:
But you managed to survive and have been biding your time ever since, plotting your revenge...
Scáthach:
It's been too long. If that much time has passed,
you are—
C：Altria?:
That's right, I am like you.
However, I have reached the realm of a divine beast.
Mash:
D-Divine beast!?
Scáthach:
It's nothing to be surprised about.
Scáthach:
On this land overflowing with magical energy, he used the Holy Grail to survive for 2,000 years.
Scáthach:
It's entirely possible that he did, in fact, attain divine beast status.
Scáthach:
He's taken this form in retaliation against the person who defeated him long ago. Isn't that right,
Twrch Trwyth!?
Mash:
Twrch Trwyth!?
From King Arthur's legends?
Scáthach:
Yes, the King of Demon Boars. One who transformed into a boar and ate his way across Britain with his seven piglets.
Scáthach:
Hmph. To think you drifted all the way to a land like this...
Twrch Trwyth:
...I was once defeated by Arthur, King of Knights.
But that brat did not consider me a formidable enemy.
Twrch Trwyth:
He should have treated me like a fellow king... But no!
Twrch Trwyth:
It's like I was a mere rodent to him the entire time!
He bested me and drove me right out of the realm!
Twrch Trwyth:
All just to save the suffering, and to retrieve my giant razor, scissors, and comb!
Twrch Trwyth:
I could never forget such humiliation, even after 2,000 or even 3,000 years!
Twrch Trwyth:
I wandered all over and finally ended up on this island.
I embraced the Holy Grail and, by doing so, became a behemoth fit to be a divine beast.
Twrch Trwyth:
In other words, I became Twrch Trwyth...!!
Fujimaru 1:
A mecha!
Edison:
Good god! He survived for 2,000 years by turning himself into a machine!?
Edison:
Using the power of the Holy Grail, he forced himself to live even when he was supposed to be destroyed...
Fujimaru 2:
...Is he even alive?
Scáthach:
Half alive and half dead.
Scáthach:
His death-like visage comes from his attachment to living. He has fallen into the oblivion between both.
Scáthach:
Either way, I never thought I would encounter a legendary demonic beast in a place like this!
Mash:
We will not let you disrupt the lives of the boar piglets. We will defeat you, right here, right now!
Mash:
Let's go, Master!
Your orders, please!
--BATTLE--
Twrch Trwyth:
...My seven sons.
...My glory. My kingdom. My people.
Twrch Trwyth:
Everything... Everything is gone.
Even my body.
Twrch Trwyth:
I've come all this way.
I've made it this far.
Twrch Trwyth:
So then why must I—
Scáthach:
It's simple.
It is your fate.
Scáthach:
You rampaged, stole, devoured, killed, gloated, and had your way with everything.
Scáthach:
Even after being punished and turned into a boar, that didn't change at all.
Scáthach:
...So it's only natural that you'd be trapped here for 2,000 years. Just as it's only natural that you'd die here too.
Scáthach:
That was your fate from the moment you first decided to steal.
Twrch Trwyth:
...
Scáthach:
Do not hate us, Twrch Trwyth! That would be a pathetic end for one who became a divine beast.
Twrch Trwyth:
I see... Now that you mention it... Looking back...
Twrch Trwyth:
I suppose it was... only natural.
Mash:
Master, it's gone.
We've won.
Mash:
And the Holy Grail has manifested as well.
Let me get it.
Scáthach:
We can use this power to finally leave.
Edison:
Yes. Leave the rest to me.
I'll take care of everything!
Fou:
Fou?
Edison:
D-Don't worry, Fou. It's okay.
I won't use it for any strange inventions!
Mash:
...I have a feeling we should keep an eye on Edison.
Section 7: "Is There Anything You've Forgotten?"
Altria:
...I can't believe it.
Altria:
To think that Twrch Trwyth was the cause of all this...
Altria:
I'm sorry, little piglets.
This is all my fault.
Scáthach:
No, it's not.
Scáthach:
Still, I wonder what kind of miracle it took for him to survive and end up on this island.
Boar Piglet:
Don't worry about it, yup!
Boar Piglet:
We can probably attribute the advanced technology of the mecha-demon boar to our ancestors, yup.
Boar Piglet:
Why don't we split the blame 50-50 and call it even, yup?
Altria:
I'm not sure if that made me feel better or not...
Scáthach:
Well, what matters is that it's all over.
We've got good news from Edison.
Edison:
Indeed! ...I've completed our escape device.
Edison:
According to my calculations, this should make it possible to contact Chaldea.
B：All:
Yay!
Kojirou:
Wow, what a happy ending.
Karna:
Escape, huh?
Now this is what you'd call an emotional moment.
C：Boar Piglet:
There's more of them, yup.
B：Boar Piglet:
Some of them just appeared out of nowhere.
A：Boar Piglet:
I'm sure they went through an epic tale that we will never know about, yup.
Boar Piglets:
I see!
Mordred:
Wait, where the heck were you guys?
Kojirou:
I was with Karna at Beowulf's place.
Mordred:
I see... Well, since the Master will be happy to know you're okay, I guess it's fine.
Karna:
But Master, is it okay for us to join you?
Martha:
There's no way we're leaving you.
Beowulf, you too.
Beowulf:
Glad to hear it!
As a way of saying thanks, I request a rematch.
Martha:
That's not how you say thanks!
Edison:
Now then. It's possible for us to leave immediately, but...
Edison:
There's probably some unfinished business here.
Edison:
You can feel sad about saying goodbye, or you can help improve the island.
Edison:
Let's enjoy our life here so we'll have no regrets!
Scáthach:
Oh, Master.
May I ask you something?
Scáthach:
I know this is sudden, but... what do you think of this swimsuit?
Fujimaru 1:
It looks good on you.
Scáthach:
...!
Scáthach:
I see.
If you think so, that makes me feel better.
Fujimaru 2:
You look pretty.
Scáthach:
Y-You're very straightforward!
Ahem.
Scáthach:
Well, that's fine.
Scáthach:
There's something I have to confess.
When I put this on, I altered my Spirit Origin, remember?
Scáthach:
...I forgot.
Fujimaru 1:
Huh?
Scáthach:
I have COMPLETELY, 100% forgotten how to change it back!
Scáthach:
In other words, even after we go back, I'll still be wearing this swimsuit.
Scáthach:
But what you just said was reassuring.
If my Master says so, I have no choice.
Scáthach:
I'll fight in this outfit all year long!
...What? I'm a Servant, I don't catch colds.
Scáthach:
I'll fight like this in a blizzard!
Scáthach:
...What's wrong, Master? Your face is twitching.
You're happy, right? Right? Right?
Scáthach:
...Huh? What happens to the other Servants, you ask?
Scáthach:
Oh.
Final Section: "Homecoming"
Edison:
...It's finally time to go!
H：All:
Yay!
Edison:
We'll depart once we confirm nothing has been left behind.
Edison:
After leaving the island, we'll be able to contact Chaldea and Rayshift back! ...Probably.
Cú Chulainn:
You've got to be more confident than that.
C：Boar Piglet:
Are you leaving, goddesses?
D：Boar Piglet:
Piglets, salute! Yup!
E：Boar Piglet:
We'll miss you, yup...
Marie:
Sorry, guys.
But this time we really do have to go.
Boar Piglet Chief:
Everyone...
Thank you so much for saving our island.
Mordred:
Aww, it was nothin'! It was fun!
Altria:
Please build a lasting, peaceful country.
Martha:
If you get too arrogant, demon boars and whatnot will show up again.
Boar Piglet Chief:
We'll remember that, Goddess of the Iron Fist.
Martha:
...Right. It's okay. I'm a grown-up, and I can handle an unreasonable nickname like that.
Mary:
I don't think it's unfair. I think it's dead-on.
Martha:
Shove it.
Anne:
Our fun vacation is over, huh?
I hope I didn't get fat from eating so much meat.
Mary:
Tch.
Mash:
I think I just heard the sound of a friendship collapsing.
Mash:
Goodbye, boar piglets.
Master, say something to them.
Fujimaru 1:
Be good now, okay?
C：Boar Piglet:
Right!
D：Boar Piglet:
We are all passengers on Spaceship Earth, yup!
E：Boar Piglet:
Love and peace!
Fujimaru 2:
Live in harmony with nature!
C：Boar Piglet:
I see! Harmony, yup!
D：Boar Piglet:
I'm a naturalist, yup!
E：Boar Piglet:
I'll sell some books about going green and leading a sustainable lifestyle! I'll live in comfort!
Boar Piglet Chief:
When are you guys going to grow up?
Well, thank you for your words.
Boar Piglet Chief:
Fujimaru, you will someday be praised as the 10th [♂ god /♀ goddess].
Boar Piglet Chief:
Oh, Fujimaru, please let me take a picture. We'll make a huge statue for you.
Fujimaru 1:
No thanks!
Fou:
Fou!
Scáthach:
I suppose it's time to go...
My, everything looks so different.
Altria:
Hmm? There's still a lot of work to be done though.
Scáthach:
It's not that.
Scáthach:
What I mean is, something seems very different about this place to me. Both now and 2,000 years ago.
Scáthach:
Because...
Edison:
It's time go, everyone!
Scáthach:
This is the place I'm supposed to protect. In other words, it's the Land of Shadows, a part of the Isle of Skye.
Scáthach:
The Land of Shadows was caught up in the incineration of humanity as well, but for some reason, this island was cut off from that.
Scáthach:
What was it that brought those creatures here, and led them to build a civilization?
Scáthach:
What miracle was it that brought us here?
Scáthach:
This island is cut off from the rest of humanity. Never again will lost adventurers wind up here. We'll be the last.
Scáthach:
Will it become a paradise? Or will it revert to its true nature, the Land of Shadows, where death and darkness rule?
Scáthach:
...I suppose it'll all be okay if it's those easygoing boar piglets we're talking about. If it were humans living here, though, that'd be a different story.
Scáthach:
After all, the piglets never developed any weapons–regardless of how advanced their civilization became.
Scáthach:
As long as there are no foreign invaders lying in wait,
I'm sure they'll live in peace.
Scáthach:
...Don't tell the others, but just in case, I left an Oblivion Rune down there on the island.
Scáthach:
The boar piglets will someday forget their civilization, forget their language, and live an easy life as wild beasts.
Fujimaru 1:
Will they really be okay?
Scáthach:
...One can only hope.
That's something even I don't know the answer to.
Fujimaru 2:
Fingers crossed...
Scáthach:
If that's the way you feel, Master, then pray.
Your prayers will surely be heard.
Dr. Roman:
...Huh?
Dr. Roman:
Fujimaru! Mash!
Dr. Roman:
...Yes! The connection finally went through!
Dr. Roman:
Looks like you fixed whatever was turning into a Singularity, too.
Dr. Roman:
Man, that was fast.
A new record, I bet!
Dr. Roman:
I'm bringing you back to Chaldea for now.
You guys ready?
Mash:
Yes, Doctor!
Mash:
By the way, how many days has it been since we disappeared?
Dr. Roman:
What are you talking about?
Dr. Roman:
I was monitoring you the whole time, and it's been less than an hour since the Rayshift!
Mash:
Wh-What!?
Fou:
Fou!?
Scáthach:
Heheh. Looks like summer at Chaldea isn't over yet.
Scáthach:
Let's enjoy it a little bit longer then!
Brilliant Summer - The Gáe Bolg Craftsman is an Early Riser -
Scáthach:
...Hmm.
Mash:
Is this the ash tree you planted?
Is something the matter?
Scáthach:
Well, just wait a bit.
Let's try to make a new spear with it.
Mash:
A spear...?
Scáthach:
Gáe Bolg was made from the bones of a sea monster.
It would be difficult to replicate that on this island.
Scáthach:
But I can make something that's extremely similar using the power of my runes.
Mash:
With this ash tree?
Scáthach:
Ash trees are descendants of the Norse world tree, Yggdrasil. And Yggdrasil is where the runes themselves come from.
Scáthach:
So if I borrow as much power as possible from this ash tree, then use my runes...
Mash:
You'll have more Gáe Bolgs?
Scáthach:
Exactly!
One spear per ash tree!
Scáthach:
Even from a non-crafter like myself, they should still be formidable. Enough to withstand the strain as a Noble Phantasm.
Mash:
Does that mean...?
Scáthach:
That's right. An increase in Noble Phantasm strength.
Scáthach:
...Anyway, I'll be pouring my heart and soul into this work, and in the meantime, I'd like you guys to stand guard.
Mash:
Uh, stand guard?
Scáthach:
I'll be crafting this spear all day and all night. The latter is most likely when those demon boars will show up.
Scáthach:
I'm counting on you guys!
Mash:
...She just left us here!
Fou:
Fou!
Mash:
I guess we don't have a choice.
Let's spend the day here, Master.
Mash:
I hope no demon boars come to attack us.
Demon Boar:
...
Mash:
Here's one now! As expected!
Fujimaru 1:
Okay, let's fight!
Shadow Servant:
...
Mash:
A Shadow Servant has shown up, too!
Fujimaru 1:
It'll be fine, probably!
Giant Demon Boar:
Grrrr...grrrarrrrr... (snort, snort)
Mash:
And a giant demon boar, too!
Fujimaru 1:
Give me a break!
--BATTLE--
Scáthach:
Yes! It turned out great!
Mash:
I-I'm glad to hear it...
Scáthach:
Hey, Mash. Why do you look so tired?
Mash:
While we were standing guard, we were attacked by endless waves of enemies...
Fujimaru 1:
I'm beat.
Scáthach:
You look like you can barely stay awake,
Fujimaru. Your head's swaying back and forth like a floppy puppet.
Fujimaru 2:
I'm exhausted.
Mash:
Senpai, Senpai. We're done.
Let's go home.
Mash:
Hold my hand. Can you walk?
Should I carry you?
Fou:
Fou!
Scáthach:
It must've been hard to fight all day and night.
Cut them some slack, Fou.
Fou:
Foou...
Scáthach:
Once we take a break at our base,
it's off to the next ash tree!
Mash:
What? There are more?
Scáthach:
Correct. Three more.
And once again, a full day and night for each one.
Scáthach:
I'm counting on you!
Fujimaru 1:
Zzz...
Mash:
Master, wake up!
Master! Master!
Brilliant Summer - King Archer -
Altria:
Master, the boar piglets have found a cave nearby.
C：Boar Piglet:
Discovery! Digging! It's my island♪
Yup.
D：Boar Piglet:
Everyone's from the generation that loves Dr. Jones.
E：Boar Piglet:
In 3D, caves are dark and cramped,
and kind of make me sick, yup.
Altria:
As always, these kids seem to be off in their own little world...
Mash:
A cave, huh?
Master, what should we do?
Mash:
The boar piglets seem to want to go explore...
Fujimaru 1:
To the dungeon!
Mash:
That was a quick reply.
Let's get going!
Fujimaru 2:
It's an adventure!
Altria:
You are at the age when adventuring is exciting, Master.
Altria:
Before I became king, my brother Kay, Merlin, and I used to go on many adventures.
Altria:
You could say I am your adventuring senpai.
Please leave it to me.
C：Boar Piglet:
It's a cave, yup.
D：Boar Piglet:
It's dark, yup.
E：Boar Piglet:
By the way, are we boar piglets nocturnal?
Or diurnal?
C：Boar Piglet:
We'll always be Generation Z.
D：Boar Piglet:
Teenage Mutant Boar Piglets, yup.
Mash:
Boar piglets, please calm down.
Just this once...please...
Altria:
Oh? Master, do you suppose this cave is...
Altria:
The one we visited 2,000 years ago?
Fujimaru 1:
Now that you mention it...
Altria:
Yes, this is the cave we visited with the pirate duo, Mash, and Marie back then.
Altria:
I believe it was...
Fujimaru 2:
Was there a cave?
Mash:
Master, did you forget?
Mash:
Fou, Altria, Marie, Anne, Mary, and I were with you.
It's that cave...
Mash:
...It's quiet. And it's getting chilly.
Fou:
Fou... Fo-chooo!
Marie:
We blindly followed the boar piglets to a cave like this, but...
Marie:
Is there really a bad boar in here?
C：Boar Piglet:
Oink!
D：Boar Piglet:
Oink, oink!
Mary:
You're the one who's closest to them.
Don't ask us.
Altria:
I agree. We're letting you do all the communicating.
Marie:
Oh, yes. It's not that I doubt them, but...
Marie:
It's the first time I've had two boar piglets follow me,
so I thought it was strange.
Anne:
Don't worry. No matter what shows up, we're here.
Me, Mary, Master...
Anne:
Together, it feels like we've been pirates on the high seas for decades! Hehe!
Fujimaru 1:
So soft... a double headlock!
Fujimaru 2:
I-I can't breathe...
Mary:
Anne, that hurts... I don't mind it though...
Anne:
Oh, I'm sorry. Caves just get me so excited.
Altria:
I don't know what good pirating is, but I'm here too. Don't be scared, Marie.
Anne:
Humph. It feels like you're making fun of us pirates.
Like she should be looking to a king for help instead.
Altria:
I didn't mean it that way. Although, if we are being honest, does it not make more sense to count on a king rather than a pirate?
Mary:
Humph.
Mash:
A-Anyway, we're pretty deep in!
Are we there yet?
Marie:
I don't know...
Oh, the boar piglets jumped out of my arms.
D：Boar Piglet:
Oink!
C：Boar Piglet:
Oink-oink!
Mash:
The cave splits into two paths. And each boar piglet is standing in front of a different branch.
Altria:
Which is the right way?
Marie:
Hmm. I don't know.
Marie:
Both of them seem to be saying, “Follow me!”
Marie:
Let's peek a little ahead...
Altria & Anne:
Marie, watch out!
Marie:
Oh my. An icicle fell from the ceiling...
Thank you both. It almost impaled me.
Fujimaru 1:
A natural trap...
Fujimaru 2:
Nice shot.
Mash:
It fell so suddenly I couldn't block it with my shield. Great job, Archers.
Altria & Anne:
No, it was nothing...
Altria:
Humph.
Anne:
Humph.
Altria:
I think my water blast was faster.
Anne:
Surely my bullet was?
Fujimaru 1:
(Both of them are surprisingly competitive...)
Mash:
Both paths look identical.
The ceilings are covered in icicles.
Mash:
Whichever we choose, we'll still be in danger like before. What should we do?
Anne:
I guess we've got no choice.
Shall we split up?
Anne:
With an Archer's eyes, it'll be easy to shoot down the icicles as they fall.
Altria:
Oh. So you want to split up here?
Altria:
And we'll see which of us gets to the goal first?
Fujimaru 1:
Th-This is getting weird!
Fujimaru 2:
L-Let's get along, guys!
Altria:
Don't worry. This is just a little test of skill.
A practice fight, not a real one.
Anne:
That's right, Master. Just a little game.
Anne:
We're not deciding which of us is the better Archer or anything.
Mary:
How shall we split up?
I can't leave Anne, and Mash isn't going to leave Master.
Mary:
Based on our numbers, the King of Knights can go with them, and Marie can come with us. Fou, you stay with them.
Fou:
Fou!
Anne:
Let's go! We'll take the initiative!
Marie, this way!
Marie:
Heeeeeelp meee!
Marie:
Hehe. Kiyohime and Tamamo taught me what a kidnapped princess sounds like.
Marie:
I always wanted to say that!
Mash:
Oh, they're gone...
Altria:
Let's get going too!
My pride as a knight is at stake, I cannot lose!
Altria:
Another icicle! Fire!
Mash:
I blocked the fragments with my shield.
Are you okay, Master?
Fujimaru 1:
I'm fine.
Fujimaru 2:
No problemo.
Altria:
I won't miss any.
Don't worry. Humph!
Anne:
There! There! And there!
Mary:
They're falling in a row!
And they're heading straight for you!
Anne:
I predicted that! I'm ready!
Mash:
Sound echoes in the cave. You can tell how good their teamwork is just by listening.
Altria:
...
Fujimaru 1:
Is something wrong?
Fujimaru 2:
You're good too, Altria!
Altria:
I can say this because they're not here, but their teamwork is impressive.
Altria:
Even I admit it.
Those two are like one being.
Altria:
They trust each other with their lives– and that creates a greater power than they each have on their own.
Altria:
That's what it means to have a true partner, I suppose.
Fujimaru 1:
You had comrades too, Altria.
Fujimaru 2:
What about the Knights of the Round Table?
Altria:
The Round Table... They were trusted comrades, but they were knights, and I was their king.
Altria:
They were different than partners.
Mash:
...
Fujimaru 1:
Did you want a partner?
Altria:
No. I'm simply observing at something I don't have.
A king does not desire a partner.
Altria:
...Perhaps I had something similar, at one time, in a world different from this one.
Altria:
Someone with whom I fought side-by-side.
Someone I would have called a partner.
Fujimaru 1:
There's someone here who could be your partner.
Altria:
...!
Altria:
...
Altria:
Yes, you're right. I'm a king, but I'm also just a Servant.
Altria:
Master, if I could become a partner you can build a trusting relationship with... That would be truly wonderful.
Mash:
I-I'm here too! I think you can have that kind of relationship with three people!
Mash:
I mean, I may be a Demi-Servant, so strictly speaking, um...
Altria:
That's right. You're here too, Mash.
Altria:
Now, let's work together, like partners, so that we don't let the other side beat us!
Mash:
We're in an open area! This is...
Anne:
Oh my...
Marie:
Oh, I guess it connected to the same place.
Mary:
Who got here first?
Anne:
It was us, right?
Altria:
Wait. The tip of my gun entered this space first.
The victor is clear as day.
Fujimaru 1:
(She really is competitive...)
Anne:
The deciding factor has to be whose body entered first. And since I jumped forward, that means my–
Altria:
Tch!
Mash:
F-Forget that!
Look over there!
Fou:
Fou!
Boar Piglet:
Piggy!
Fujimaru 1:
A poisonous swamp at the back of the cave!
Mash:
Yes, and–
Mary:
There's two of them!
Marie:
Oh... The boar piglets probably remembered both of their scents. That's how we got here.
Anne:
They're coming... We'll have to fight both of them together, but we should be able to handle them!
Mary:
No problem. We can do it.
Altria:
Of course, I'll fight too!
Fujimaru 1:
Time for some teamwork!
Anne:
...!
Mary:
...!
Altria:
...!
Marie:
Hehe. You're right.
Mash:
Yes. Let's show them the power of partnership!
Altria:
I guess you remembered.
Mash:
That's right.
The demon boars ran off during the battle.
Fou:
Fou!
Altria:
Right. We couldn't bring things to an end, but they stopped using this cave as a home, and peace was restored.
Mash:
Does that mean there's nothing left in this cave?
Altria:
No, not at all... In fact, it looks like our 2,000-year-old battle is about to resume!
Mash:
Demon boars...?
G：Anne?:
...
H：Mary?:
...
Mash:
You two...?
Fou:
Fou!
Mash:
Fou, I know.
Those two are not them.
Altria:
Anne Bonny.
Mary Read.
Altria:
...They took their forms, then?
Altria:
They kept the memory of their defeat, and now they've managed to recreate it.
Altria:
But...
Fujimaru 1:
They didn't copy you, Altria.
Fou:
Fou!?
Mash:
Master... Don't say that!
Altria:
That's right. Absolutely right.
Why not me?
Altria:
Those two pirates count as one Servant.
Were they chosen because of their number?
Mash:
Altria may not look it, but she's actually one of the most powerful Servants of all...
Altria:
Demon boars, you're about to learn that you made a fatal mistake!
Mash:
She really is competitive!
--BATTLE--
Altria:
Okay, Master!
This time we killed them for sure!
Fujimaru 1:
You're the best, Altria!
Altria:
Of course I am.
Altria:
I may be limited with the sacred sword, I may not be a Saber... But even so, there's no doubt I'm still the best Servant around.
Altria:
I'm glad that you understand that, Master. Yes.
Fou:
Fou...
Mash:
At any rate, we were able to liberate this cave, too.
C：Boar Piglet:
Maybe there'll be a mineral vein or something, yup.
D：Boar Piglet:
It feels like we'll find jewels or something, yup.
E：Boar Piglet:
Jewel, oh jewel, who's the happiest of them all?
Mash:
As usual, the boar piglets don't engage their brains before they speak...
Brilliant Summer - Legend of the 21st Century Savior -
Mash:
We're almost there, Martha.
Martha:
I see.
So these are the ruins Beowulf holds dominion over.
Mash:
Yes! Your fist is the only thing that is going to shatter his oppression!
Martha:
Huh? Why's it gotta be me?
...Er, ahem, I mean...
Martha:
...Why was I chosen?
Mash:
Uh, because, well...
Fujimaru 1:
You passionately rave about your iron fists...
Martha:
Hahahaha, that's a funny joke, Master.
Martha:
Now I have a quiz for you.
Do I look like I'm laughing?
Mash:
Senpai, please do not hide behind me.
Fujimaru 2:
Because you're like a messiah, a Fist of Chaldea...
Mash:
I see.
Mash:
If we're talking about a messiah, it's true Martha would be the best Servant for the job.
Martha:
I am not worthy of such a title.
Martha:
...But now that you've used it, it's not something I can disregard. I shall do the best I can.
Fujimaru 1:
Sorry for all this.
Both:
?
Fou:
Fou.
Mash:
The town is still in ruins.
Martha:
What a waste. If the land were properly cultivated, the boar piglets would be able to live here.
Kojirou:
Well, sorry about that. Destroying things and committing atrocities—that's all they're good at here.
Martha:
...It's the shabby samurai!
Mash:
Kojirou!?
Kojirou:
Hi, Martha. Long time no see.
Martha:
Where the heck were you?
Kojirou:
I got thrown into the rough waves, and the next thing I knew, Sir Beowulf was saving me from being eaten alive by a demon boar.
Kojirou:
How intriguing fate can be.
Martha:
Okay... So you're working as a gatekeeper again?
Kojirou:
Yes, albeit reluctantly. Still, it is a man's obligation to repay another for hospitality received. I suppose fate just has me associated with gates.
Kojirou:
Right, Karna?
Mash:
Oh, you're here too, Karna!
I'm glad to see you're safe!
Karna:
Yes. However, as you just heard...
Karna:
We have been ordered to block your path.
Karna:
That said, I do not think Beowulf is seriously trying to hinder you. More like he wants to test your abilities.
Martha:
Hmm, okay.
So he's sizing me up.
Martha:
Fine with me... Bring it on!
Karna:
...He's trying to test your fists, so to speak.
Martha:
Was that clarification really necessary!?
Karna:
At any rate, ready your fists.
I shall see if you are fit to be...
Karna:
...a messiah.
Martha:
(Sigh)
Martha:
Well, I guess you guys have your social obligations.
Martha:
And as warriors, there's no way you would hold back.
Martha:
Sheesh, what a complicated way of life...
Kojirou:
Hm. Such inconveniences are natural to the way of life we swear by.
Kojirou:
Our actions are not dictated by what can be gained and what can be lost. They aren't even about honor and prestige.
Kojirou:
We are idiots who decided we could not live any other way.
Kojirou:
So, how about a nice, clean bout, Martha?
--BATTLE--
Martha:
Taaaaaaake thaaaaat!
Mash:
You're incapacitated!
May I declare this our victory?
Kojirou:
Well, well, how impressive.
You really are a messiah.
Kojirou:
You are like the ideal monarch of the world, Chakravartin, knocking down any hardships with your fists.
Martha:
...But I am not a Buddhist.
Karna:
At any rate, you've cleared your path.
It's time for you to meet our king.
Mash:
Master, Martha. We're finally going to confront Beowulf.
Mash:
We should stay sharp, be ready at any moment, and always–
Fujimaru 1:
Let's give him a good beating, Boss!
Martha:
I told you! Don't talk to me like a thug!
Martha:
It makes me sound shady!
Needlessly!
Fujimaru 2:
We're counting on you, Saint Martha.
Martha:
Huh? O-Oh.
Martha:
Ahem. I am not someone who deserves to be honored as a saint, but...
Martha:
We should punish–I mean, admonish him. Yes, that's it! A sermon! A gracious sermon would be nice!
Fou:
...
Kojirou:
Fou, you seem to want to say,
“She means with her fists.”
Fou:
Fou!?
Mash:
...There he is!
Beowulf:
Welcome!
I'm glad you bastards came!
Beowulf:
Nice. I can feel the hot wind blowing towards me. That aura of yours... You're not some half-baked grappler!
Martha:
No, I'm just a woman who believes in her Lord.
Martha:
I am neither a grappler, nor a boxer, nor a wrestler.
...Absolutely not.
Beowulf:
Give me a break! With a fighting spirit like yours, it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman!
Beowulf:
You've got to be a famed fighter.
Martha:
My name is Martha, just Martha.
...Though some people call me a saint.
Beowulf:
I see... Just a Saint burning her Cosmo, huh?
Martha:
That's right, precisely! I'm a saint, a holy woman.
Now, Beowulf...
Martha:
Go back to your duty as a Servant who protects and guides the weak.
Martha:
You know, I can give off some glittering light or play a hymn if you want.
Beowulf:
I bet you use some ultimate technique.
You're a Saint after all.
Beowulf:
What? Did you just say something?
Fou:
Fou...
Mash:
Fou, shhh.
Beowulf:
...Anyway! Hey, demon boars!
Show her your hospitality!
Martha:
Ah, how terrible.
Poor, innocent, animals...
Mash:
It was a direct hit!
Martha, are you all right!?
Martha:
...
Martha:
...Hmph. All right then, fine!
If it's a fistfight you want, then that's what you'll get!
Martha:
Bring it on! ...Uh, I mean, have at you!
--BATTLE--
Beowulf:
Hahahaha! I'm impressed! No wonder the boar piglets worship you as the Goddess of the Iron Fist!
Martha:
What!? Where did such a shameful title come from!?
Beowulf:
From a boar piglet that I've taken hostage!
Martha:
What? A hostage!? I can't believe you'd stoop so low! Grrrr...
Boar Piglet:
Ah.
Boar Piglet:
Please help, yup!
Mash:
...Any tense situation just gets dissolved with the boar piglets around...
Fou:
Fou.
Beowulf:
Hey, don't get the wrong idea!
Beowulf:
I'm protecting him because he got lost.
I haven't laid a single finger on him!
Beowulf:
You fools should know that I can be a gentleman when I want to!
Beowulf:
Eh? You had no idea?
Fine.
Beowulf:
Whatever.
Anyway, it's my turn!
Beowulf:
Sorry, but I can't afford to be soft on you.
I'm going full throttle from the start!
Beowulf:
Demon boars!
Sing me a song of triumph!
Martha:
Bring it on!
Martha:
If you come at me full throttle, I won't hold back either!
Martha:
I will kick your ass!
Whoachaaaa!!
Fujimaru 1:
Another fighting reference!?
--BATTLE--
Martha:
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!
Beowulf:
Oooooooooohhhhh!!
Mash:
A cross counter!
The one down is...Beowulf!
Beowulf:
Ugh! That was a good one...Goddess Iron Fist...
Martha:
Can you stop calling me that!?
Beowulf:
I guess that settles it... You're stronger than me...
Beowulf:
At least I fought someone tough like you in the end.
I have no regrets in my life...!
Martha:
Huh, what are talking about?
You lost, but I won't let you just die.
Martha:
You've got to work hard and rebuild this town.
Restore it.
Martha:
Do it like your life depends on it.
If you refuse, I will kick your ass until you say yes!
Beowulf:
...You got me.
Seems like I'm the one who got completely thrashed.
Kojirou:
Well now, everything seems to have worked out fine. You're the best, Ms. Martha.
Boar Piglet:
Goddess! (Thump thump)
Martha:
Thank goodness. Are you all right?
Boar Piglet:
I am impressed, yup.
I wish to follow your example, yup!
Martha:
You do, huh? But this is a dangerous business.
Don't go copying me now!
Boar Piglet:
Well, we'd like to build a gigantic fist sculpture to commemorate your legacy, yup. Right here, in fact...
Martha:
No. Absolutely not.
Boar Piglet:
...Oh, how extremely unfortunate...
Mash:
At any rate, the town is now free.
Let's continue working on its development!
Martha:
...There'll absolutely and positively be NO fist sculpture, all right? Are we clear?
Boar Piglet:
Got it, yup.
Fou:
Fou...
Mash:
(I feel like they're going to do it anyway, but I'll just keep quiet... We won't get anywhere otherwise...)
Brilliant Summer - Sing a Song! -
Marie:
And a one, and a two♪
Boar Piglets:
Doo-waaa♪
Boar Piglets:
Bala-bon-bala-bon♪
Marie:
Yes, very good.
Keep going!
Boar Piglets:
Elohim, Essaim♪
Boar Piglets:
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn♪
Marie:
Huh? That doesn't sound right.
Fou:
Fou.
Mash:
Their voices are so lovely.
It's all very soothing.
Mary:
Really? I was hoping for a more extreme song.
Mary:
Something more pirate-like... A rebellious rock anthem, for example.
Anne:
...That incantation at the end wasn't extreme enough for you?
Marie:
Yes, you're all good.
Marie:
A beautiful voice heals the soul, so don't ever forget how to sing, little ones, okay?
Boar Piglets:
Okay!
C：Boar Piglet:
Singing is such a wonderful activity, yup.
D：Boar Piglet:
The finest achievement of a civilization, yup.
E：Boar Piglet:
Will singing lead to world peace? Will it make weapons disappear? Will it turn the world into a giant unisex hot spring?
C：Boar Piglet:
Nope.
E：Boar Piglet:
Oh...
Marie:
???
Mash:
I don't think even she can understand the piglets' logic anymore. Not even France's number one idol.
C：Boar Piglet:
Idol. I like the sound of that, yup.
E：Boar Piglet:
Why don't we have a concert?
I want to really test my pipes, yup.
C：Boar Piglet:
Let's do it, yup.
D：Boar Piglet:
Let's do it, yup.
E：Boar Piglet:
Then it's decided, yup.
Marie:
Huh? What's decided?
E：Boar Piglet:
Goddess.
We want to hold a concert, yup!
Marie:
...Wonderful! That's a wonderful idea!
Oh, little ones, you're amazing!
E：Boar Piglet:
Aw shucks, yup.
Marie:
Hmm, but we'll need a proper venue.
Marie:
...Come to think of it, the other day we just built a... Aha!
Marie:
Master!
I just had a good idea!
Mash:
A boar piglet concert?
Yes, I think that's a lovely idea.
Marie:
I know, right?
Let's start by making invitations!
C：Boar Piglet:
Invitations?
D：Boar Piglet:
Like the ones from the devil, yup?
E：Boar Piglet:
It's a sad thing that your adventures...
C：Boar Piglet:
...have only just begun here.
D：Boar Piglet:
Oh? I don't think that's how the message goes.
Mash:
...All right, piglets. Let's get to work.
Boar Piglets:
Okay!
Fou:
Fou...
Marie:
We made a lot of invitations.
Let's hand them out to the other piglets.
E：Boar Piglet:
We can live off of the royalties, yup.
Marie:
That's for another time.
E：Boar Piglet:
Goddess, Goddess.
Who should we deliver the invitations to?
Marie:
Who? Mmm, how about to those you want to become friends with?
C：Boar Piglet:
That we want to be friends with, yup?
D：Boar Piglet:
I want to deliver love and excitement all over the world, yup!
C：Boar Piglet:
Because love and excitement are free!
E：Boar Piglet:
Free... I like the sound of that.
Fou:
Fou.
Marie:
Fujimaru, Mash, please deliver the invitations to everyone, too.
Mash:
Yes, sure.
Fujimaru 1:
Roger!
Mash:
Well, Senpai, what should we do? Shall we start by delivering them to the other boar piglets?
C：Boar Piglet:
We'd appreciate that, yup.
D：Boar Piglet:
(Praying)
E：Boar Piglet:
Invitations delivered by Master will surely be valued at a premium, yup.
C：Boar Piglet:
Auction, auction, yup!
Mash:
They won't attract a premium, no.
Please use them.
Mash:
We passed them out to a lot of boar piglets, but there are still so many left.
Mash:
...Look at how most of them are just showing them off to each other...
C：Boar Piglet:
My invitation has been specially printed, yup.
Want to see?
D：Boar Piglet:
Mine is fancier. The color is bone white and the typeface is... S-Silian Rail?
E：Boar Piglet:
Now there's some fast trivia for you, yup.
C：Boar Piglet:
This conversation makes me think of the last days of a materialistic civilization.
Fou:
Fou!
Mash:
I think Fou wants to call “Out!” on that last comment.
Mash:
Anyway, I think it would be meaningless to deliver any more invitations to the boar piglets.
Marie:
Mash, Master.
What's the matter?
Mash:
We've handed out most of the invitations now, but...
Marie:
Hmm...I know!
Let's give them to other Servants, too.
Marie:
I'm sure everyone would want to listen to the boar piglets sing.
Mash:
Y-You think so?
Marie:
Come on, let's force the invitations on anyone we see!
Altria:
...Singing piglets?
I see. That certainly sounds like a nice experiment.
Altria:
The building is almost complete, so I'll probably be a little late, but count me in.
Mordred:
Huh? A boar piglet concert?
I-I'm not interested. Besides, I'm a delinquent!
Mordred:
And I'm busy surfing, too!
Marie:
No excuses.
Like it or not, you're going to listen to them, Miss Mo.
Marie:
After all, they're looking forward to it.
So if you still refuse, knowing that, then–
Mordred:
Then what?
Mordred:
Well, Your Highness!? If you want to threaten me, you'd better put a little muscle on those scrawny arms first!
Marie:
If that's the way you want it to be, I'll maul you with this beach ball and force the invitation on you!
Mordred:
Seriously!? I see!!
Mordred:
You asked for it! This'll be a nice change of pace for me, taking on a Servant instead of the usual demon boars!
Mordred:
All right, come and get me!
--BATTLE--
Mordred:
Argh! I lost! Fine, you win.
I'll go, dammit!
Marie:
Heeheehee.
Thank you, Miss Mo!
Mordred:
Stop calling me that already.
Mash:
...Master, it seems like Mordred held back a little.
Fujimaru 1:
I bet she actually wanted to go.
Mash:
Exactly. No matter what she says, Mordred is actually fond of the boar piglets.
Fujimaru 2:
Just being shy.
Mordred:
Hey, Master.
Keep yapping like that and I'll sew your mouth shut!
Marie:
Okay, who else should we give an invitation to? If possible, I'd like it to be another Servant who refuses to come!
Mash:
...Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Excuse me? The boar piglets in concert? Mmm, that's not Tamamo's style. I'm not really interested, so I'll pass!
Marie:
You can't.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Huh? But I said no.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Watching those boar piglets singing on stage is not my idea of a good time.
Marie:
Too bad♪
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Um, from the way you're holding that beach ball,
I take it–
Marie:
Yes! after I knock you out, I will stuff the invitation in your hands!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
MIKOOON!
--BATTLE--
Marie:
I won! So I'll just stuff this invitation somewhere on you!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Don't they have laws against threats on this island?
E：Boar Piglet:
Treats?
C：Boar Piglet:
There's medicine for stomachaches from eating too many treats, yup.
D：Boar Piglet:
It won't make you drowsy or tired either. Plus it works as a painkiller. Oh, and it cures cavities and appendicitis, yup.
E：Boar Piglet:
And it's completely LEGAL, yup!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
As always, you speak of teeth-grinding nonsense that has nothing to do with us!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
I'm sure your concert will be just as bad, if not worse!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Ugh, but I'm forced to go after losing that duel, so I had better be prepared...
Marie:
All right, the concert hall is filled to capacity!
Mash:
This must be exciting, Marie.
Altria:
All of the singing boar piglets are here.
It's adorable how nervous they seem.
Mordred:
I wonder what they're going to sing.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Hmph. Songs not fit for human or Servant ears,
I'll wager.
E：Boar Piglet:
Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to start things off with this little number, yup. The title is...
Mash:
Those were some truly fantastic songs.
Mash:
A standing ovation... Thunderous applause... The boar piglets seem extremely pleased with the outcome, too.
Mash:
...Just one thing, though.
Mash:
For some reason all of the songs they chose had troubling lyrics and a dark tone.
Mash:
Like “One, two, Freddy's coming for you”... “Don't you ever laugh as the hearse goes by”... and “Bloody Mary”...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
I told you so!!
Project 1: Let's Repair the Building
Mash:
Let's start by repairing the buildings.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Yes, that's right. Obviously, we should start from our place of residence.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
We have ways of getting food and clothing, so let's work on shelter.
F：Boar Piglet:
The skyscrapers return, yup!
G：Boar Piglet:
Or we could do it Japanese style, yup!
H：Boar Piglet:
Flashy neon signs. Kabukicho: the place where men's desires gather! Red light districts, yup!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
We've got these three choices.
Which will you pick, Master?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
I prefer...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
While cheap neon signs are fine, I think we should go over-the-top Japanese here! Let's go Japanese-style!
H：Boar Piglet:
Any one of them would be fine, yup!
Your choice, Master!
Project 1 Plan A: Let's Build a Skyscraper
Tamamo-no-Mae:
This is our first construction, so we have to start from the basics... By the way, how is it you boar piglets can do all of this?
F：Boar Piglet:
Right! That's a trade secret, yup!
H：Boar Piglet:
Although batteries were not included, yup!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
They're not showing the slightest intent to answer!
Project 1 Plan B: Let's Build a Japanese-style Building
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Yes! Japanese-style was truly the best choice, Master!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
The texture and scent of tatami mats!
I can't wait to roll on it!
F：Boar Piglet:
I want to roll on it, yup.
G：Boar Piglet:
I want to slack off, yup.
H：Boar Piglet:
Another day of fun labor, everyone! Let's get to it!
Project 1 Plan C: Let's Build a Neon Sign Building
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Th-This is...a bit lewd?
Maybe “degenerate” is a better word...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
No, I don't mind it, but...
F：Boar Piglet:
This is Kabukicho in Shinjuku!
The place where the desires of men and women...!
H：Boar Piglet:
In other words, the goddess of Kabukicho!
Degenerate art!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Well, it's nice that you're cheerful.
Now, let's get to work!
Project 2: Let's Build a Power Plant
Marie:
It looks like the boar piglets need some kind of energy source.
Mash:
Yes. So next we need to build a power plant.
Mash:
When you think about it, isn't the idea of building a power plant amazing, Master?
F：Boar Piglet:
Nothing is impossible for science, yup!
G：Boar Piglet:
Isn't this magecraft more than science?
H：Boar Piglet:
Isn't this like great magecraft on the level of a Reality Marble?
Marie:
So what form will the power plant take?
I'm very interested!
F：Boar Piglet:
Fire!
G：Boar Piglet:
Water!
H：Boar Piglet:
Wind, yup!
Mash:
Thermal power, hydroelectric power, wind turbines...
All common choices.
H：Boar Piglet:
Which will it be, Master!
Project 2 Plan A: Let's Build a Thermal Power Plant
Marie:
A thermal power plant... It's huge!
H：Boar Piglet:
Generators have an aura of masculinity, yup.
Mash:
By the way, what are you burning to power it?
Mash:
It's not oil or coal...right?
F：Boar Piglet:
It's Altrium.
G：Boar Piglet:
It's the energy of dreams.
That whatsits-drive has nothing on it!
H：Boar Piglet:
You can dig anywhere around this island and the Altrium will just glom onto your shovel, yup.
Mash:
Oh, I see...
Mash:
Glom onto it?
Project 2 Plan B: Let's Build a Hydroelectric Plant
Marie:
Oh my, this power plant is so big!
F：Boar Piglet:
Go big or go home!
G：Boar Piglet:
Waterwheels have an aura of masculinity, yup.
H：Boar Piglet:
The waterwheel is maternal instinct...a slowly turning maternal instinct, yup.
Mash:
It feels like they're building something crazy.
Fujimaru 1:
It's too late now...
Mash:
Yes...
Project 2 Plan C: Let's Build a Wind Power Plant
Marie:
Oh my, how cute!
You can make electricity with windmills?
F：Boar Piglet:
Goddess, all power plants work by spinning something.
G：Boar Piglet:
Wind power is ecological, yup!
H：Boar Piglet:
Let the wind blow, yup!
F：Boar Piglet:
Summon a storm, yup!
G：Boar Piglet:
Don't summon one.
Mash:
I can't wait until it starts to spin, Master!
Project 3: Let's Build a Shop
Mary:
I want to make a store.
Fujimaru 1:
To rob it?
Mary:
Wrong, silly.
Though I might end up doing it anyway.
Mary:
No, I'm going to buy stuff. Yes, and pay.
Fujimaru 2:
Because you're a pirate?
Anne:
COMPLETELY off.
A currency-based economy is important.
Anne:
A functional market is a boon for pirates.
Anne:
It's a win-win relationship, you could say.
Mash:
I feel like this is off the mark...
H：Boar Piglet:
These are what we can make right now, Master!
F：Boar Piglet:
A convenience store!
G：Boar Piglet:
A dollar store!
H：Boar Piglet:
A used book store!
These three, yup!
Mary:
For some reason none of those options get me excited.
Anne:
It doesn't seem like there will be high-priced products.
Project 3 Plan A: Let's Build a Convenience Store
F：Boar Piglet:
Howdy, y'all!
G：Boar Piglet:
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
H：Boar Piglet:
We're practicing our customer service, yup!
Mary:
Are the accents really necessary?
Project 3 Plan B: Let's Build a Dollar Store
F：Boar Piglet:
Come one, come all!
We've got great deals, yup!
G：Boar Piglet:
Everything is a dollar!
H：Boar Piglet:
A dollar? Interesting setup, when you consider that we haven't established a currency-based economy.
Anne:
Oh, something so convenient is this inexpensive!?
But I don't know where I could use it.
Project 3 Plan C: Let's Build a Used Book Store
Mary:
Uh, I'm not really interested.
F：Boar Piglet:
Oh, don't be like that.
G：Boar Piglet:
We have doujin here, too.
Like the book Blackbeard worked very hard to make.
H：Boar Piglet:
It's a new book about Anne and Mary!
It's a must read!
Anne:
Let's burn it. Right now.
H：Boar Piglet:
Awwww.
Project 4: Let's Build a Restaurant
Altria:
I see. So you're going to make a place where food is served.
Altria:
Then my advice shall come in handy.
Mash:
R-Right.
Go ahead, boar piglets.
F：Boar Piglet:
A hamburger shop!
G：Boar Piglet:
A beef bowl shop!
H：Boar Piglet:
A kebab shop!
Altria:
That is quite a lot of junk food.
I would prefer... No, never mind.
Altria:
By the way, where is the meat going to come from?
Boar Piglets:
That's a secret.
Fou:
Foou.
Project 4 Plan A: Let's Build a Burger Shop
F：Boar Piglet:
Do you like smiles?!
G：Boar Piglet:
In fact, that's all we have for sale!
H：Boar Piglet:
Since the shop hasn't opened yet, yup!
Altria:
Hamburgers... Well, well...
Project 4 Plan B: Let's Build a Beef Bowl Shop
F：Boar Piglet:
Hey, Mister.
About this beef bowl shop...
G：Boar Piglet:
Are you really using beef?
H：Boar Piglet:
Don't worry, yup.
See, my hoof isn't even shaking.
F：Boar Piglet:
Very suspicious.
Mash:
Please stop saying things that will make me lose my appetite...
Altria:
Hmm? (Munch munch)
Project 4 Plan C: Let's Build a Kebab Shop
Mash:
Doner kebab.
That's a Turkish dish, isn't it?
Mash:
Apparently you put sliced lamb meat into pita bread and then add sauce.
Mash:
Lamb meat?
F：Boar Piglet:
One lamb, two lambs...
G：Boar Piglet:
One boar piglet, two boar piglets...
H：Boar Piglet:
Three boar piglets jumping on the bed...one fell off and bumped his head...
F：Boar Piglet:
And now he's dead, yup...
Mash:
Please don't die.
Project 5: Let's Build a Sweets Shop
Marie:
Oh my, we can have some snacks!
How wonderful!
Marie:
But it might be nice to have Japanese-style confections instead of the sweets I am used to.
Marie:
Oh, I am torn!
F：Boar Piglet:
Sweets.
They are the forbidden fruit.
G：Boar Piglet:
Sweets.
They're not filling, and they're high in calories.
H：Boar Piglet:
Sweets. When you find out how much sugar is in them, you kind of freak out.
Mash:
Do you really think it's a good idea to let them build a sweets shop, Senpai?
Project 5 Plan A: Let's Build a Cake Shop
Marie:
I'm not telling♪
F：Boar Piglet:
It's a preemptive crushing blow, yup!
G：Boar Piglet:
Goddess sees right through us, yup!
H：Boar Piglet:
We want to know where the best supply comes from.
Marie:
Have some delicious cake and forget all about it. Okay?
Boar Piglets:
Okay!
Project 5 Plan B: Let's Build a Dumpling Shop
F：Boar Piglet:
Dumplings!
G：Boar Piglet:
Dumplings!
H：Boar Piglet:
Dump-ster!
F：Boar Piglet:
The dumpster contained a dead body...in this dark, suspenseful movie.
G：Boar Piglet:
Coming soon to a theater near you!
H：Boar Piglet:
You heard it, yup.
Marie:
Oh Mash. I have no idea what the boar piglets are going on about. What shall I do?
Mash:
It's all right.
I don't think anyone understands them.
Project 5 Plan C: Let's Build a Candy Shop
H：Boar Piglet:
Hey lady, I'll take this.
Marie:
That'll be 500,000 QP!
F：Boar Piglet:
That's expensive!
Marie:
Then you can have it for 50 QP!
G：Boar Piglet:
Okay!
Marie:
Here's your change! 500,000 QP!
H：Boar Piglet:
Yay!
Mash:
What are Marie and the boar piglets doing?
Fujimaru 1:
Playing make-believe?
Marie:
Does it suit me?
Fujimaru 2:
It looks like you really wanted to do it.
Marie:
Heehee, this is fun. If I hadn't married, perhaps I would have run a shop like this?
Mash:
Well, as long as they're having fun.
Project 6: Let's Build a Bridge
Kiyohime:
Oh, Master! Master! And Mash, too.
Look at this.
Mash:
Yes, what is it?
Oh, are you making a bridge?
Kiyohime:
Yes, if we connect these two spots with a bridge, we will have a shorter distance between the bases.
Kiyohime:
We made one 2,000 years ago, but it's gone now.
H：Boar Piglet:
London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down♪
F：Boar Piglet:
Even the roof fell.
G：Boar Piglet:
Shattered...disappeared...
H：Boar Piglet:
Like a...suspense movie?
Kiyohime:
...
Kiyohime:
Take this seriously, okay?
Boar Piglets:
Yes ma'am!
Mash:
I see. Kiyohime has no interest whatsoever in the boar piglets, so she's their natural enemy.
Kiyohime:
Yes. And my weak point is Master.
This is truly a three-way standoff.
Fujimaru 1:
You're my weak point, too.
Kiyohime:
Oh dear! Weak point?
You're making me blush!
Kiyohime:
May I assume this is a marriage proposal!?
Fou:
Fou.
Fujimaru 2:
I don't think I could defeat you.
Kiyohime:
Oh my. Heheh. You defeated me a long time ago, Master.
Kiyohime:
Love! Love! The dragon cries.
If you would take pity on me, then give me your love.
Fou:
Foufoufooou!
Kiyohime:
Well let's put this conversation aside for now, and bring it back up later.
Kiyohime:
Which bridge would you prefer, Master?
Project 6 Plan A: Let's Build a Red Bridge
Altria:
Th-This is...!
Cú Chulainn:
Hey, I've seen this bridge before.
Altria:
It is a bit much to say that it brings back memories, but... Hah, what a curious coincidence.
Project 6 Plan B: Let's Build Tower Bridge
Mordred:
You guys really did go for a Tower Bridge.
Tower Bridge, huh?
F：Boar Piglet:
Yup!
G：Boar Piglet:
And it'll have a function to transform into Great Britain Man!
Mordred:
Seriously!?
Awesome! You have to show it to me once it's done!!
H：Boar Piglet:
I was about to say that it was just a joke, but...
F：Boar Piglet:
What do we do?
G：Boar Piglet:
We'll have to make it, yup.
H：Boar Piglet:
The men rose as one.
(Heroic and moving background music)
Mash:
No, I'll explain to Mordred.
Please make it a normal bridge.
Project 6 Plan C: Let's Build Rainbow Bridge
F：Boar Piglet:
We appreciate your building it, but how to put this...
G：Boar Piglet:
It looks like it would be blockaded! Or blown up!
Or cut off from support, fighting on its own!
H：Boar Piglet:
Sir, yes, sir!
This will surely be picked up as a movie! Hooray!
F：Boar Piglet:
Yay!
Kiyohime:
Rather than sacrificing a human for the bridge, shall I sacrifice a boar piglet?
Boar Piglets:
We're sorry!
Project 7: Let's Build an Amusement Center
F：Boar Piglet:
I'd like some entertainment, yup.
G：Boar Piglet:
You mean manga?
H：Boar Piglet:
Not that.
Mash:
An entertainment establishment, perhaps?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
That's about the last thing we can make for them, right, Master?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
But there are various types of entertainment.
What do you have in mind?
F：Boar Piglet:
A theater?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Hmm. A movie theater.
G：Boar Piglet:
A museum?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Hmm. A museum.
H：Boar Piglet:
Zoo.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
I see. A zoo.
A zoo?
H：Boar Piglet:
Like a garden where you can observe animals.
Fujimaru 1:
Probably best not to ask.
Mash:
Yes. It would be difficult to comment on that.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
They're not going to put me in there, are they?
Fujimaru 2:
What's at the zoo?
F：Boar Piglet:
Us, of course.
G：Boar Piglet:
You go to the zoo to see boar piglets.
It's very high-context dark humor.
H：Boar Piglet:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Mash:
So Master, what should we make?
Project 7 Plan A: Let's Build a Movie Theater
Tamamo-no-Mae:
A movie?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
I would like them to showcase movies with romantic love stories.
F：Boar Piglet:
Boarmax theaters only show movies that feature boar piglets, yup.
G：Boar Piglet:
And the weird thing is that the lineup is mostly crappy horror movies.
H：Boar Piglet:
I don't know why.
Mash:
I think you should remedy that situation.
Project 7 Plan B: Let's Build a Museum
Tamamo-no-Mae:
That's a weird objet d'art.
F：Boar Piglet:
I've heard that most museums have things like this.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Well, I suppose that's true, but does it even have a concept...?
G：Boar Piglet:
“The suffering that flows between original sin and penance like a deep ocean.”
Tamamo-no-Mae:
You just made that up, didn't you?
H：Boar Piglet:
Yes.
Project 7 Plan C: Let's Build a Zoo
Tamamo-no-Mae:
They really made a zoo...
H：Boar Piglet:
Would you like to go in the cage?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
Shall I send you flying?
H：Boar Piglet:
I guess not.
Project 8: Let's Build Another Amusement Center
Mordred:
What? Another entertainment spot?
H：Boar Piglet:
It's good to have fun, yup!
Mordred:
Well, if that's what you guys want, I don't mind.
Mordred:
So? What's it gonna be?
F：Boar Piglet:
Yes. Karaoke.
G：Boar Piglet:
Oui. An arcade.
H：Boar Piglet:
Wow. And a casino.
Mordred:
These guys seem like they'd get way too into that kind of entertainment. Hope it turns out alright...
Project 8 Plan A: Let's Build a Karaoke Box
Mordred:
This karaoke room is freaking tiny!
I walk in and I'm already squished!
F：Boar Piglet:
That's because this karaoke is intended for boar piglets.
G：Boar Piglet:
It's also fun to sing karaoke alone, yup.
H：Boar Piglet:
Speak not thy saddening words of loneliness and despair...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
You are so off subject that you've even started speaking differently.
Project 8 Plan B: Let's Build an Arcade
Mordred:
An arcade? That's perfect for me.
Fou:
Fou, foufou, fou.
F：Boar Piglet:
Getting dragged back home by mom is part of the experience, yup.
G：Boar Piglet:
Attention. Will the nurse in red please come to the front? We found your child.
Mordred:
Mom, forgive me!
Fou:
F-fouuu.
Project 8 Plan C: Let's Build a Casino
F：Boar Piglet:
A casino is cool, yup.
G：Boar Piglet:
Roulette.
H：Boar Piglet:
Blackjack.
F：Boar Piglet:
Baccarat.
G：Boar Piglet:
Desires covet other desires. A dangerous seduction.
That is the Boar Piglet casino.
F：Boar Piglet:
By the way, we cannot convert chips into money.
H：Boar Piglet:
That sounds about right.
Project 9: Let's Build Even More Amusement Centers
Martha:
Another entertainment facility?
Martha:
Don't you think you guys have had enough?
Martha:
The Lord says not to spend too much time in pleasure.
F：Boar Piglet:
This time we want a place we can all have fun together!
G：Boar Piglet:
“Fun for the whole family!” is our motto!
H：Boar Piglet:
It's a place to bring families together.
Even your dying grandpa would smile at this place!
Martha:
Bring families together, huh?
If that's the case, I guess I will stop scolding you.
Martha:
By the way, did you guys just say something really terrible?
H：Boar Piglet:
Just your imagination, ma'am!
Martha:
...If you say so.
What will you be making?
F：Boar Piglet:
How about a stadium?
G：Boar Piglet:
Like a concert hall?
H：Boar Piglet:
How about an amusement park with a goddess theme?
Martha:
Hmm. I don't think I should be the only one involved in the building decision.
Martha:
Master, you decide.
Project 9 Plan A: Let's Build a Stadium
Martha:
A stadium?
What are we supposed to play here?
F：Boar Piglet:
Baseball!
G：Boar Piglet:
Boar piglets are known for their blazing fastballs and curveballs.
H：Boar Piglet:
The problem is, we're no good at catching the ball.
Martha:
That is quite the problem.
Project 9 Plan B: Let's Build a Concert Hall
F：Boar Piglet:
We are going to have a concert here!
G：Boar Piglet:
And cancel at the last minute!
H：Boar Piglet:
It's so rock'n'roll!
Martha:
Rock'n'roll?
Project 9 Plan C: Let's Build Neo Marie Land
Marie:
Neo Marie Land!?
It sounds lovely!
F：Boar Piglet:
Lovely.
G：Boar Piglet:
Mighty.
H：Boar Piglet:
A five-hour wait for all attractions.
Marie:
What kind of attractions are available?
F：Boar Piglet:
A roller coaster with the great face of our goddess on it!
G：Boar Piglet:
A Ferris wheel with the great face of our goddess on it!
H：Boar Piglet:
Teacups with the great face of our goddess on it!
Marie:
I see!
Martha:
Um, Marie?
Don't you think that's creepy?
Martha:
Especially the teacups. The faces are spinning at ultrafast speed, and it scares me.
Marie:
W-Well, I don't think so!
Project 10: Let's Build a Tourist Attraction
H：Boar Piglet:
I have a suggestion, Master!
Why don't we make a tourist attraction?
Mash:
Um, who's going to come?
F：Boar Piglet:
Perhaps the ancient gods will someday revive from beyond the horizon?
Mary:
And you're going to take them to a tourist attraction?
Mary:
I'll hold my tongue for now.
Tell me what you've got in mind.
G：Boar Piglet:
I've always loved the Arc de Triomphe, yup!
Anne:
You haven't “triomphed” a single time in your life, but I can see where you're coming from.
H：Boar Piglet:
A pyramid? They're mysterious, yup.
Mary:
Do you have any treasure?
None? Oh, I see...
F：Boar Piglet:
Fah Fieffel Fower.
Mash:
Fieffel?
F：Boar Piglet:
An Eiffel Tower.
I said it wrong.
Fou:
...Fou.
Mash:
Fou seems to be complaining that that was deliberate.
Anne:
Okay, Master.
Pick the facility you prefer.
Project 10 Plan A: Let's Build the Arc de Triomphe
Marie:
Why, it's the Arc de Triomphe.
Mary:
It's nice, but is this useful for anything?
F：Boar Piglet:
If you go round and round, it's so much fun, yup!
G：Boar Piglet:
Yup!
Project 10 Plan B: Let's Build a Pyramid
Anne:
Uh-oh. This pyramid is weirder than I expected.
H：Boar Piglet:
I modified the design to emit laser beams!
Mary:
Seriously?
F：Boar Piglet:
Seriously.
G：Boar Piglet:
The only drawback is that it can't withstand any output power, so if you shoot, it will be blown to smithereens for sure.
Mash:
Smithereens, huh?
Project 10 Plan C: Let's Build the Eiffel Tower
Anne:
It is very tall.
Mary:
It's a disgusting French tower.
Really awful.
Mary:
What is the point of bragging about being tall anyway? It's just tall.
H：Boar Piglet:
But if you climb on top, it feels like you are the tallest person in the world.
Mary:
Mm...
H：Boar Piglet:
Would you like to see the view?
Mary:
M-Maybe I should take a look.
Mary:
Holy...!! So high!!
Anne:
I'm so happy that Mary seem to be enjoying it.
Hehehe.
Project 11: Let's Automate Everything
H：Boar Piglet:
We boar piglets had a thought: to work is to lose.
Altria:
Well, that's certainly a problematic thought.
Kiyohime:
How pig-headed.
Shall I roast you?
F：Boar Piglet:
L-Let us finish!
G：Boar Piglet:
We dreamed of a world where you can eat without working, and came up with a plan!
H：Boar Piglet:
This is our proposal document.
H：Boar Piglet:
Please consider this value-added, forward-thinking, and synergistic solution.
Altria:
(Sigh) Master, what should we do with this?
Mash:
My first thought is to throw it away, but let's take a look.
Project 11 Plan A: Let's Build a Robot Factory
F：Boar Piglet:
Nearly perfect automation has been realized.
G：Boar Piglet:
Now, even without any work, unlimited production has become possible.
Mash:
How should I put it...it is like the ultimate taboo in civilization.
Altria:
It's already starting to give me a headache.
F：Boar Piglet:
You can laze around all day long, yup!
G：Boar Piglet:
It's terrific, yup!
H：Boar Piglet:
Well, there is one concern, though.
Mash:
What's that?
H：Boar Piglet:
I installed a personality into the AI. We'd be in trouble if a rebellion occurs in the near future, yup!
Fou:
Fooou!!
Project 11 Plan B: Let's Build an Infinite Proliferation Device
F：Boar Piglet:
A device that produces almost unlimited food has been completed!
G：Boar Piglet:
Hurrah!
H：Boar Piglet:
Woo-hoo!
Altria:
Hmm. That sounds pretty interesting.
F：Boar Piglet:
How it works is an industry secret.
G：Boar Piglet:
It's not magic, so it's probably fine.
Mash:
This wording, “infinite proliferation,” gives me a bad feeling.
H：Boar Piglet:
Soylent?
Fou:
Fou!!
Project 11 Plan C: Let's Build a Wish-Granting Device
H：Boar Piglet:
And so, a wish-granting device has been completed.
Altria:
I'm sorry. What did you just say?
H：Boar Piglet:
A wish-granting device. With this device, we can fulfill almost any dream we have!
Altria:
S-So you created the Holy Grail?
F：Boar Piglet:
No, this is a wish-granting device.
G：Boar Piglet:
If you use this...
H：Boar Piglet:
You can forget about being busy all day long.
You can laze around forever.
F：Boar Piglet:
It sounds like a dream, yup.
G：Boar Piglet:
It does, yup.
Altria:
Master, maybe it is best if we destroy this.
Altria:
But then again, if they're only going to use it for the purpose of lying around... Hmmm.
Project 12: Let's Make an Escape Plan
Edison:
It's finally time to start work on the invention that will get us out of here!
F：Boar Piglet:
Waaah!
G：Boar Piglet:
Terrible news!
Terrible news, yup!
H：Boar Piglet:
Such a shame...
Edison:
I know you're reluctant to part with us, but keep it together!
Edison:
Now, I've come up with several plans.
Master, which do you prefer?
Project 12 Plan A: Let's Build a Warp Device
F：Boar Piglet:
A warp device.
G：Boar Piglet:
It is a teleportation device that will enable mankind to take a revolutionary leap! Truly a dream come true!
H：Boar Piglet:
Tyger! Tyger!
F：Boar Piglet:
I follow a path beyond love and Haiti!
G：Boar Piglet:
No Haiti-ng on rum!
H：Boar Piglet:
That's the good stuff, yup.
Edison:
(Not listening) Hahahaha! I'm the best!
I am Edison, after all!
Edison:
Tesla? Who's that? I don't know anyone with such an alternating-current-ish name.
Project 12 Plan B: Let's Build a Rocket
Edison:
Hahahaha, it's the Edison-style rocket!
Maybe I should've called up Von Braun, too?
F：Boar Piglet:
It is so revolutionary!
G：Boar Piglet:
Even with this many Servants, the rocket is still steady as a rock.
H：Boar Piglet:
Heracles, Lu Bu, and even Darius can ride in it with no problem.
F：Boar Piglet:
Would it be okay if 100 people were summoned?
G：Boar Piglet:
It should be fine.
Now, go set out into the vast sky, yup!
Edison:
Oh? What's this screw doing here?
...Oh well, we should be fine!
Project 12 Plan C: Let's Build an Airplane
Edison:
I thought you would like something classic, so I've been building an airplane and an airport.
Mash:
They are certainly classic, but...
F：Boar Piglet:
We're also making our costumes, yup.
G：Boar Piglet:
Attention please, attention please, I say!
F：Boar Piglet:
That is all you remember, yup.
H：Boar Piglet:
But I think my skirt is a little short, yup.
Mash:
That's what bothers you?!
Edison:
Hahahaha! Let Edison take care of the costumes, too!
Edison:
What's that, no thanks?
Oh, okay...