Boudica
Once Upon a Time in the Forest...
Boudica: ~♪
Boudica: ~♪ ~♪♪♪
Boudica: ...Hmm? What is it?
Boudica: Oh, sorry. Was I humming? It's been so long since I've walked through my home forest.
Boudica: I just, you know? I was just enjoying myself.
Boudica: Anyway, Fujimaru, are you okay? We've been walking a long way. Are you tired?
Fujimaru 1: I'm fine.
Boudica: I see. Okay. Glad you're doing well!
Fujimaru 2: What about you? You okay?
Boudica: Hahaha, I'm a Servant! I've got tons of stamina.
Mash: Oh...
Mash: (That's what I always say, but today she said it first–)
Mash: (N-No, it doesn't matter. It's not important.)
Fou: Fou?
Mash: Yes, what is it, Fou? Why are you rubbing against me?
Fou: Fou, fo, foou. Kyuu!
Dr. Roman: I think Fou's trying to make you feel better. Boudica's like everyone's big sister.
Dr. Roman: So Fujimaru ends up being like her little [♂ brother /♀️ sister}. Yup, yup.
Dr. Roman: And that means Mash is going to feel lonely. –That's what Fou's saying, I think.
Fou: Fou, fooou.
Mash: ...Thank you, Fou. But don't worry about me.
Mash: Both Boudica and I are Master's Servants.
Mash: I don't feel lonely– Not at all.
Mash: It actually makes me feel better to have more people looking out for Master.
Fou: Fou?
Boudica: Oh, right. Before we rayshifted...
Boudica: I used the kitchen in the Chaldea living quarters to make us some lunch.
Boudica: If you're hungry, would you like to have some?
Boudica: I tried making Japanese rice balls. It's my first time, so I don't know if they'll be good–
Boudica: But if you're hungry, how about it?
Fujimaru 1: Thanks.
Fujimaru 2: I am feeling hungry.
Boudica: Really? Great! Okay–let's take a break here.
Boudica: Hey, Mash, how about it? Can we rest?
Mash: Oh, yes. It should be safe. We need to give Senpai a chance to rest, too.
Boudica: Hooray♪ Let's eat, then! I think we could rest by that grass over there, right?
Fou: Foou!
Mash: That's right. We won't need to lay down a blanket then–
Dr. Roman: I'm jealous you guys get to have a picnic! I'm eating by myself...wait!
Dr. Roman: Multiple magical energy signature detected! We may have found our target!
Boudica: Oh, jeez! I was looking forward a good relaxation in the forest.
Boudica: These nasty little goblins are interrupting just when it's getting good!
Mash: Multiple packs coming from the front, Master! Be careful.
???: ...Heheh. Yummy woman...yummy...hahaha.
???: Kill the men... Take the women back to the nest, heheh.
Dr. Roman: !!
Fou: !!!
Dr. Roman: Delicious-looking women? ...O-Oh no! I heard the ancient Celtic goblins were primitive!
Dr. Roman: But this goes beyond primitive, and sounds like they're planning something weird!?
Dr. Roman: B-But are they? Are they planning something weird!?
Fou: Fo, foou!?
Mash: Doctor? Fou, too...? Why are you so agitated?
Boudica: Not only have you interrupted our rest, you have defiled the forests of Britannia–
Boudica: I was planning on resting Fujimaru on my lap and give the Master a much needed pampering–
Mash: Huh?
Boudica: I don't know if it's the Grail's influence, but these goblins have grown bigger than usual!
Boudica: I remember normal goblins being a little bit smaller than this!
Boudica: You weird goblins, I will never–
Boudica: Ever, lose to you!
Dr. Roman: !!
Fou: !!!
???: !!!!
Dr. Roman: Huh? Y-You're not doing that on purpose, right!? Boudica, that's what people say when they lose–
Fou: Fou!
Boudica: Huh? What?
Mash: Doctor, what are you saying?
Fujimaru 1: L-Let's just fight!
Fujimaru 2: We will never lose!
Mash: Right, Master! Commencing combat!
--BATTLE--:
Dr. Roman: "...Damn it..."
Dr. Roman: "...You captured us girls..."
Dr. Roman: "...And took us here... What are you going to do to us..."
Fujimaru 1: Hehehehe, just what you think!
Fujimaru 2: Hehehehe, you'll find out soon!
Dr. Roman: "...O-Oh no..."
Dr. Roman: "...Sob... I-If you're going to do that to us, I'd rather you just..."
Mash: Doctor, Senpai, what are you doing?
Mash: First you ordered a panting Boudica to "Look down, embarrassed," during battle...
Mash: ...and then you started saying this weird stuff... Why? What's the meaning of this?
Dr. Roman: No, hahaha! It's nothing! I just wanted to try it!
Fujimaru 1: Sorry.
Fujimaru 2: I couldn't help myself.
Boudica: Hahaha, I had fun! Anyway–
Boudica: Thanks for coming with me, guys. We wiped out those bad goblins from my home's forests.
Boudica: When you fixed Nero's era, I got a bad feeling.
Boudica: So I came here to check it out, and sure enough, I was right.
Mash: I believed in you. I knew your intuition was correct.
Boudica: Thanks, Mash. You really are a good girl. I'll give you something nice later.
Mash: N-Not really...
Boudica: But I've never seen goblins swell up like that. There were so many, and they attacked us.
Boudica: Forest spirits aren't necessary always like that, you know.
Boudica: It should be rare to see them at all. Hmm...
Boudica: Maybe this is the Grail's doing? What a mess that thing makes.
Dr. Roman: Oh, yeah. If you look through the records it causes all kinds of trouble.
Mash: Is it that easy... for human wishes to cause disaster?
Mash: The Grail can grant any wish, so it can easily cause disasters. Which means that maybe...
Mash: Human wishes themselves often bring disaster. That's just a theory though–
Boudica: Yes. You might be right.
Boudica: But I don't think I want to believe that.
Boudica: Wishes are supposed to be... They're supposed to be much simpler things.
Boudica: More humble, and warmer, I think.
Boudica: For example...
Dr. Roman: For example?
Fou: Fou?
Boudica: Like eating a nice meal with someone you love, maybe.
Boudica: That's what I mean. Do you understand–what I'm saying?
Fujimaru 1: Yup! Lunchtime!
Fujimaru 2: Let's get back to that break!
Boudica: Hahaha, that's right! Now, sit down. I'll get the lunches out!
Boudica: Fujimaru, you sit next to me. Come on, you too, Mash! You sit next to me, too!
Mash: R-Right!
Fou: Fou!