Boudica
Once Upon a Time in the Forest...
Boudica:
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Boudica:
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Boudica:
...Hmm?
What is it?
Boudica:
Oh, sorry. Was I humming? It's been so long since I've walked through my home forest.
Boudica:
I just, you know?
I was just enjoying myself.
Boudica:
Anyway, Fujimaru, are you okay?
We've been walking a long way. Are you tired?
Fujimaru 1:
I'm fine.
Boudica:
I see. Okay.
Glad you're doing well!
Fujimaru 2:
What about you? You okay?
Boudica:
Hahaha, I'm a Servant!
I've got tons of stamina.
Mash:
Oh...
Mash:
(That's what I always say, but today she said it first–)
Mash:
(N-No, it doesn't matter. It's not important.)
Fou:
Fou?
Mash:
Yes, what is it, Fou?
Why are you rubbing against me?
Fou:
Fou, fo, foou.
Kyuu!
Dr. Roman:
I think Fou's trying to make you feel better.
Boudica's like everyone's big sister.
Dr. Roman:
So Fujimaru ends up being like her little [♂ brother /♀️ sister}. Yup, yup.
Dr. Roman:
And that means Mash is going to feel lonely.
–That's what Fou's saying, I think.
Fou:
Fou, fooou.
Mash:
...Thank you, Fou.
But don't worry about me.
Mash:
Both Boudica and I are Master's Servants.
Mash:
I don't feel lonely–
Not at all.
Mash:
It actually makes me feel better to have more people looking out for Master.
Fou:
Fou?
Boudica:
Oh, right.
Before we rayshifted...
Boudica:
I used the kitchen in the Chaldea living quarters to make us some lunch.
Boudica:
If you're hungry, would you like to have some?
Boudica:
I tried making Japanese rice balls.
It's my first time, so I don't know if they'll be good–
Boudica:
But if you're hungry, how about it?
Fujimaru 1:
Thanks.
Fujimaru 2:
I am feeling hungry.
Boudica:
Really? Great!
Okay–let's take a break here.
Boudica:
Hey, Mash, how about it?
Can we rest?
Mash:
Oh, yes. It should be safe.
We need to give Senpai a chance to rest, too.
Boudica:
Hooray♪ Let's eat, then!
I think we could rest by that grass over there, right?
Fou:
Foou!
Mash:
That's right.
We won't need to lay down a blanket then–
Dr. Roman:
I'm jealous you guys get to have a picnic!
I'm eating by myself...wait!
Dr. Roman:
Multiple magical energy signature detected!
We may have found our target!
Boudica:
Oh, jeez!
I was looking forward a good relaxation in the forest.
Boudica:
These nasty little goblins are interrupting just when it's getting good!
Mash:
Multiple packs coming from the front, Master!
Be careful.
???:
...Heheh.
Yummy woman...yummy...hahaha.
???:
Kill the men...
Take the women back to the nest, heheh.
Dr. Roman:
!!
Fou:
!!!
Dr. Roman:
Delicious-looking women? ...O-Oh no!
I heard the ancient Celtic goblins were primitive!
Dr. Roman:
But this goes beyond primitive, and sounds like they're planning something weird!?
Dr. Roman:
B-But are they?
Are they planning something weird!?
Fou:
Fo, foou!?
Mash:
Doctor? Fou, too...?
Why are you so agitated?
Boudica:
Not only have you interrupted our rest, you have defiled the forests of Britannia–
Boudica:
I was planning on resting Fujimaru on my lap and give the Master a much needed pampering–
Mash:
Huh?
Boudica:
I don't know if it's the Grail's influence, but these goblins have grown bigger than usual!
Boudica:
I remember normal goblins being a little bit smaller than this!
Boudica:
You weird goblins, I will never–
Boudica:
Ever, lose to you!
Dr. Roman:
!!
Fou:
!!!
???:
!!!!
Dr. Roman:
Huh? Y-You're not doing that on purpose, right!?
Boudica, that's what people say when they lose–
Fou:
Fou!
Boudica:
Huh?
What?
Mash:
Doctor, what are you saying?
Fujimaru 1:
L-Let's just fight!
Fujimaru 2:
We will never lose!
Mash:
Right, Master!
Commencing combat!
--BATTLE--:
Dr. Roman:
"...Damn it..."
Dr. Roman:
"...You captured us girls..."
Dr. Roman:
"...And took us here...
What are you going to do to us..."
Fujimaru 1:
Hehehehe, just what you think!
Fujimaru 2:
Hehehehe, you'll find out soon!
Dr. Roman:
"...O-Oh no..."
Dr. Roman:
"...Sob... I-If you're going to do that to us, I'd rather you just..."
Mash:
Doctor, Senpai, what are you doing?
Mash:
First you ordered a panting Boudica to
"Look down, embarrassed," during battle...
Mash:
...and then you started saying this weird stuff...
Why? What's the meaning of this?
Dr. Roman:
No, hahaha! It's nothing!
I just wanted to try it!
Fujimaru 1:
Sorry.
Fujimaru 2:
I couldn't help myself.
Boudica:
Hahaha, I had fun!
Anyway–
Boudica:
Thanks for coming with me, guys. We wiped out those bad goblins from my home's forests.
Boudica:
When you fixed Nero's era, I got a bad feeling.
Boudica:
So I came here to check it out, and sure enough, I was right.
Mash:
I believed in you.
I knew your intuition was correct.
Boudica:
Thanks, Mash. You really are a good girl.
I'll give you something nice later.
Mash:
N-Not really...
Boudica:
But I've never seen goblins swell up like that.
There were so many, and they attacked us.
Boudica:
Forest spirits aren't necessary always like that, you know.
Boudica:
It should be rare to see them at all.
Hmm...
Boudica:
Maybe this is the Grail's doing?
What a mess that thing makes.
Dr. Roman:
Oh, yeah. If you look through the records it causes all kinds of trouble.
Mash:
Is it that easy...
for human wishes to cause disaster?
Mash:
The Grail can grant any wish, so it can easily cause disasters. Which means that maybe...
Mash:
Human wishes themselves often bring disaster.
That's just a theory though–
Boudica:
Yes.
You might be right.
Boudica:
But I don't think I want to believe that.
Boudica:
Wishes are supposed to be...
They're supposed to be much simpler things.
Boudica:
More humble, and warmer, I think.
Boudica:
For example...
Dr. Roman:
For example?
Fou:
Fou?
Boudica:
Like eating a nice meal with someone you love, maybe.
Boudica:
That's what I mean.
Do you understand–what I'm saying?
Fujimaru 1:
Yup! Lunchtime!
Fujimaru 2:
Let's get back to that break!
Boudica:
Hahaha, that's right! Now, sit down.
I'll get the lunches out!
Boudica:
Fujimaru, you sit next to me.
Come on, you too, Mash! You sit next to me, too!
Mash:
R-Right!
Fou:
Fou!