Charles Babbage

Iron Mobile Report C. Babbage


Babbage: —It's calling.

Fujimaru 1: What's calling?

Babbage: You should be able to hear it as well. Open those ears of yours.

Fujimaru 2: You hear a voice calling for help?

Babbage: Indeed.

Babbage: It is impossible to deceive my auditory sensors. For I have a great, lofty mission.

Babbage: –To save the world.

Babbage: As long as my engine continues to operate, evil is incapable of existing in this world.

Babbage: Thus, let us be off, you who were chosen to awaken me.

Babbage: O Brave Heroes of Steam!

Fujimaru 1: Let's go, Babbage!

Babbage: –Affirmative!

Babbage: Steam pressure, maximum! Difference Engine, full power!

Babbage: Condensed Steam Propulsion Device, activate! Our mission is to save the princess in distress!

Babbage: –Lift off!

Mash: Gyahhh!

???: Gah, hah, hah! I've got you now, Princess Mash! Stop your struggling and give up.

Mash: Someone... Someone, help me! These demons are going to destroy my country!


Babbage: Charles Babbage has arrived! Stop right there, you fiends who threaten a sweet princess!

Mash: The King of Steam, and Fujimaru! You came to save me!

Babbage: Indeed!

???: Hmph... If it isn't the pesky mechanical giant and the hero Fujimaru! How dare you get in our way!

???: Today will surely be your last! Come out, my army of evil golems!

Fujimaru 1: Babbage! Enemies!

Fujimaru 2: Let's destroy them!

Babbage: –Now is the time! Charles Babbage, Combat Mode!


???: I-impossible... How could my invincible evil golem army lose to a single mechanical giant!?

???: Damn you! Who are you!

Babbage: I am the King of Steam!!

Babbage: Unable to grasp the future I envisioned, I am the king of an ephemeral world of fantasy!

Babbage: Bravery, power, and glory evade me. But since this body is mere fantasy–

Babbage: Witness my inexhaustible, unlimited, and matchless Noble Phantasm!

Babbage: —!

Mash: King of Steam! You'll protect us tonight as well, won't you?

Babbage: Indeed!

???: Damn you! Damn you! Damn you! In that case, witness my secret weapon– TRANSFORM!


Mash: Gyaahhhhhhhhhh!

Fujimaru 1: Babbage, we're in trouble! It's a dragon!

Fujimaru 2: We have to fight!

Babbage: ...Even if I must stand against a Phantasmal dragon king, I shall protect the princess and this world.

Babbage: It's time to show the true power of my Noble Phantasm. Behold!

Babbage: Dimension of Steam– The edge of my future vision, where evil perishes and humans flourish!

Babbage: —Unlocking all functions!

Babbage: All weapons live! Steam Ether Reactor, full power!

Fujimaru 1: Time to fight, King of Steam!

Babbage: —Understood!


Fujimaru 1: ...Or at least that's the dream I saw.

Mash: I... Umm... Was a princess?

Mash: Is that right?

Fujimaru 1: Yeah.

Fujimaru 2: You were a princess.

Mash: So, in other words... Umm, what does that mean exactly–

Mash: U-Umm, I mean, uhh... Was it a fun dream...for you?

Fujimaru 1: Yeah!

Fujimaru 2: Everything about it was amazing!

Mash: I see. I'm glad.

Mash: I'm happy if you had fun. It seems like you got a good night's sleep.

Dr. Roman: Good morning... Huh? Mash, you seem to be very pleased about something.

Mash: Nope, it's nothing. Good morning, Doctor.

Dr. Roman: Huh?