Elisabeth Báthory

The New Elisa

Mash: Excuse me. An old-fashioned letter arrived addressed to you, Senpai.

Fujimaru 1: Huh, read it to me?

Fujimaru 2: A letter...arrived here?

Mash: Read it to you? All right...Hm. It's a notice for a concert tour.

Fujimaru 1: Concert...Whose?

Fujimaru 2: Oh...Right, ignore it.

Dr. Roman: What! Who? Who's coming here? Magi☆Mari! Could it be Magi☆Mari?

Dr. Roman: Oh, has my holy 2D internet idol finally manifested here in the real world?

Fou: Fou...

Mash: Let's see, it says the idol is... the super hot Dragon Girl, Idoler☆Elisa...

Dr. Roman: We're done. Everyone, great work.

Mash: Huh?

Dr. Roman: Who cares? Honestly, who cares about a real idol and their scandals?

Dr. Roman: It'll muddy my boyish heart! Those virtual net idols won't ever betray me.

Elisabeth: Here you are, [♂ Puppy /♀️ Deerlet}! Did you read my announcement yet? Did you?

Elisabeth: Of course you did! What an easy response! And a healthy complexion! Perfect!

Elisabeth: All right, then let's go do it!! Idoler☆Elisa, Live Tour 2017

Elisabeth: I heard people were already lining up the night before, so you better hurry♪ Here we go, Chief AD/Sponsor!

Elisabeth: Elly Festival IN some time somewhere. Let the Rondo of Blood begin!

Mash: Ah, Senpai! What does she mean by sponsor?

Fou: Fou!

Mash: ...

Fou: ...Fou

Elisabeth: Impossible...Impossible! The venue is supposed to be filled with mobs of pathetic slaves!

Elisabeth: With wildly waving glow-sticks, and fresh blood! It was supposed to be a special live event with tragedy and genocide!

Fujimaru 1: Um, about that...

Fujimaru 2: I am running out of funds!

Fou: Fou?

Elisabeth: Huh? Is it possible the fans got the wrong start time?

Elisabeth: Are they going to surprise me because today's my birthday? Are they?

Elisabeth: Well, since it's not actually my birthday today, we could make it an anniversary, right?

Elisabeth: Um, today marks the successful opening of my live tour. ...(Jotting that down)

Elisabeth: That should do it. Okay, [♂ Puppy /♀️ Deerlet}!!Elly Live Tour 2017!! Let's get this party started!!

Fujimaru 1: Um, about that...

Fujimaru 2: Elly, you've grown so much...

Mash: ...No, Senpai, look!

Dr. Roman: It's definitely an enemy raid. Honestly, I'm grateful.

Elisabeth: Right! They definitely hate us! I kind of noticed that, you dummy!


Mash: There's more, Master! A large number of enemy reinforcements!

Mash: It's like they'll do anything to stop her concert... Firmly resolved to crush it, to protect their wives and children...

Mash: I am sensing the determination of a man, filling with grim resolve!

Dr. Roman: Well, I'd guess that Elisabeth giving a concert near the town would leave the townsfolk numb for a day.

Dr. Roman: Wow, things are heating up! In a sense, today's concert is a jam-packed success!

Fou: Fou!!

Elisabeth: Not that I like the way things are heating up!

Elisabeth: After all, if you're swooning over my stellar singing, doesn't that make this a huge win for me?

Mash: It's that positive thinking that's at fault here. Singing shouldn't knock people out, Elisabeth!


Dr. Roman: They were casually mixed with others besides humans... Did the forest beasts also sense danger?

Elisabeth: ...I won. I won, but, in winning the battle, I lost the concert...

Elisabeth: Oh, if I can't be an idol, then I'll have to go back to being an ordinary Dragon Girl...

Fujimaru 1: Well, about that...

Fujimaru 2: Dragon Girls are pretty new.

Elisabeth: I suppose I belong in a dark dungeon, an imprisoned idol, unnoticed and ignored.

Elisabeth: Doomed to silently rot away... Oh...Who made this era the way it is?

Dr. Roman: Lev Lainur, I suppose.

Fou: Fooou!

Mash: U-Um, Elisabeth, don't get disappointed...

Elisabeth: Spare me your sympathy... I... I just noticed...

Elisabeth: –You're on the right track, aren't you?

Mash: Excuse me? Right...track?

Elisabeth: Your character is [♂ Puppy /♀️ Deerlet}-like, so modest and genuine. You know...You might just work!

Mash: Modest...Am I really?

Elisabeth: Listen, are you interested in becoming an idol? You are, right? Of course you are! You'll do it!

Elisabeth: Yes, this is it! An idol duo! All for me and one for me!

Elisabeth: So, what do we call our unit? [♂ Puppy /♀️ Deerlet}! You have a good idea?

Fujimaru 1: Um, Elly☆Mash, maybe...

Dr. Roman: You just ripped off Magi☆Mari, didn't you.

Fujimaru 2: How about Dra♪Fresh Blood Shield Girl!

Fou: Fou...

Elisabeth: That's kind of lame and I just don't feel it... Hm, since we're a lance and a shield, then...

Elisabeth: Contradiction! That's it! We're full of contradictions! Contradiction☆Drastic!

Fou: Fou, fou

Fujimaru 1: I-I'm not sure...

Fujimaru 2: You know the word contradiction.

Elisabeth: Well, let's get started with our lessons! Let's go, Mash! We'll shine in the night sky together!

Elisabeth: Let's aim to be Idol☆Servant stars!

Mash: S-Senpai, please, do something...

Fujimaru 1: Um, right. Good luck...

Fujimaru 2: I'll do my best to back you up as a sponsor!

Mash: ?!?!