The New Elisa
Mash: Excuse me. An old-fashioned letter arrived addressed to you, Senpai.
Fujimaru 1: Huh, read it to me?
Fujimaru 2: A letter...arrived here?
Mash: Read it to you? All right...Hm. It's a notice for a concert tour.
Fujimaru 1: Concert...Whose?
Fujimaru 2: Oh...Right, ignore it.
Dr. Roman: What! Who? Who's coming here? Magi☆Mari! Could it be Magi☆Mari?
Dr. Roman: Oh, has my holy 2D internet idol finally manifested here in the real world?
Mash: Let's see, it says the idol is... the super hot Dragon Girl, Idoler☆Elisa...
Dr. Roman: We're done. Everyone, great work.
Dr. Roman: Who cares? Honestly, who cares about a real idol and their scandals?
Dr. Roman: It'll muddy my boyish heart! Those virtual net idols won't ever betray me.
Elisabeth: Here you are, [♂ Puppy /♀️ Deerlet}! Did you read my announcement yet? Did you?
Elisabeth: Of course you did! What an easy response! And a healthy complexion! Perfect!
Elisabeth: All right, then let's go do it!! Idoler☆Elisa, Live Tour 2017
Elisabeth: I heard people were already lining up the night before, so you better hurry♪ Here we go, Chief AD/Sponsor!
Elisabeth: Elly Festival IN some time somewhere. Let the Rondo of Blood begin!
Mash: Ah, Senpai! What does she mean by sponsor?
Elisabeth: Impossible...Impossible! The venue is supposed to be filled with mobs of pathetic slaves!
Elisabeth: With wildly waving glow-sticks, and fresh blood! It was supposed to be a special live event with tragedy and genocide!
Fujimaru 1: Um, about that...
Fujimaru 2: I am running out of funds!
Elisabeth: Huh? Is it possible the fans got the wrong start time?
Elisabeth: Are they going to surprise me because today's my birthday? Are they?
Elisabeth: Well, since it's not actually my birthday today, we could make it an anniversary, right?
Elisabeth: Um, today marks the successful opening of my live tour. ...(Jotting that down)
Elisabeth: That should do it. Okay, [♂ Puppy /♀️ Deerlet}!!Elly Live Tour 2017!! Let's get this party started!!
Fujimaru 1: Um, about that...
Fujimaru 2: Elly, you've grown so much...
Mash: ...No, Senpai, look!
Dr. Roman: It's definitely an enemy raid. Honestly, I'm grateful.
Elisabeth: Right! They definitely hate us! I kind of noticed that, you dummy!
Mash: There's more, Master! A large number of enemy reinforcements!
Mash: It's like they'll do anything to stop her concert... Firmly resolved to crush it, to protect their wives and children...
Mash: I am sensing the determination of a man, filling with grim resolve!
Dr. Roman: Well, I'd guess that Elisabeth giving a concert near the town would leave the townsfolk numb for a day.
Dr. Roman: Wow, things are heating up! In a sense, today's concert is a jam-packed success!
Elisabeth: Not that I like the way things are heating up!
Elisabeth: After all, if you're swooning over my stellar singing, doesn't that make this a huge win for me?
Mash: It's that positive thinking that's at fault here. Singing shouldn't knock people out, Elisabeth!
Dr. Roman: They were casually mixed with others besides humans... Did the forest beasts also sense danger?
Elisabeth: ...I won. I won, but, in winning the battle, I lost the concert...
Elisabeth: Oh, if I can't be an idol, then I'll have to go back to being an ordinary Dragon Girl...
Fujimaru 1: Well, about that...
Fujimaru 2: Dragon Girls are pretty new.
Elisabeth: I suppose I belong in a dark dungeon, an imprisoned idol, unnoticed and ignored.
Elisabeth: Doomed to silently rot away... Oh...Who made this era the way it is?
Dr. Roman: Lev Lainur, I suppose.
Mash: U-Um, Elisabeth, don't get disappointed...
Elisabeth: Spare me your sympathy... I... I just noticed...
Elisabeth: –You're on the right track, aren't you?
Mash: Excuse me? Right...track?
Elisabeth: Your character is [♂ Puppy /♀️ Deerlet}-like, so modest and genuine. You know...You might just work!
Mash: Modest...Am I really?
Elisabeth: Listen, are you interested in becoming an idol? You are, right? Of course you are! You'll do it!
Elisabeth: Yes, this is it! An idol duo! All for me and one for me!
Elisabeth: So, what do we call our unit? [♂ Puppy /♀️ Deerlet}! You have a good idea?
Fujimaru 1: Um, Elly☆Mash, maybe...
Dr. Roman: You just ripped off Magi☆Mari, didn't you.
Fujimaru 2: How about Dra♪Fresh Blood Shield Girl!
Elisabeth: That's kind of lame and I just don't feel it... Hm, since we're a lance and a shield, then...
Elisabeth: Contradiction! That's it! We're full of contradictions! Contradiction☆Drastic!
Fou: Fou, fou
Fujimaru 1: I-I'm not sure...
Fujimaru 2: You know the word contradiction.
Elisabeth: Well, let's get started with our lessons! Let's go, Mash! We'll shine in the night sky together!
Elisabeth: Let's aim to be Idol☆Servant stars!
Mash: S-Senpai, please, do something...
Fujimaru 1: Um, right. Good luck...
Fujimaru 2: I'll do my best to back you up as a sponsor!