Elisabeth Báthory
The New Elisa
Mash:
Excuse me. An old-fashioned letter arrived addressed to you, Senpai.
Fujimaru 1:
Huh, read it to me?
Fujimaru 2:
A letter...arrived here?
Mash:
Read it to you? All right...Hm.
It's a notice for a concert tour.
Fujimaru 1:
Concert...Whose?
Fujimaru 2:
Oh...Right, ignore it.
Dr. Roman:
What! Who? Who's coming here?
Magi☆Mari! Could it be Magi☆Mari?
Dr. Roman:
Oh, has my holy 2D internet idol finally manifested here in the real world?
Fou:
Fou...
Mash:
Let's see, it says the idol is...
the super hot Dragon Girl, Idoler☆Elisa...
Dr. Roman:
We're done.
Everyone, great work.
Mash:
Huh?
Dr. Roman:
Who cares? Honestly, who cares about a real idol and their scandals?
Dr. Roman:
It'll muddy my boyish heart!
Those virtual net idols won't ever betray me.
Elisabeth:
Here you are, [♂ Puppy /♀️ Deerlet}!
Did you read my announcement yet? Did you?
Elisabeth:
Of course you did! What an easy response!
And a healthy complexion! Perfect!
Elisabeth:
All right, then let's go do it!!
Idoler☆Elisa, Live Tour 2017
Elisabeth:
I heard people were already lining up the night before,
so you better hurry♪ Here we go, Chief AD/Sponsor!
Elisabeth:
Elly Festival IN some time somewhere.
Let the Rondo of Blood begin!
Mash:
Ah, Senpai!
What does she mean by sponsor?
Fou:
Fou!
Mash:
...
Fou:
...Fou
Elisabeth:
Impossible...Impossible! The venue is supposed to be filled with mobs of pathetic slaves!
Elisabeth:
With wildly waving glow-sticks, and fresh blood! It was supposed to be a special live event with tragedy and genocide!
Fujimaru 1:
Um, about that...
Fujimaru 2:
I am running out of funds!
Fou:
Fou?
Elisabeth:
Huh?
Is it possible the fans got the wrong start time?
Elisabeth:
Are they going to surprise me because today's my birthday? Are they?
Elisabeth:
Well, since it's not actually my birthday today, we could make it an anniversary, right?
Elisabeth:
Um, today marks the successful opening of my live tour.
...(Jotting that down)
Elisabeth:
That should do it.
Okay, [♂ Puppy /♀️ Deerlet}!!Elly Live Tour 2017!!
Let's get this party started!!
Fujimaru 1:
Um, about that...
Fujimaru 2:
Elly, you've grown so much...
Mash:
...No, Senpai, look!
Dr. Roman:
It's definitely an enemy raid.
Honestly, I'm grateful.
Elisabeth:
Right! They definitely hate us!
I kind of noticed that, you dummy!
--BATTLE--:
Mash:
There's more, Master!
A large number of enemy reinforcements!
Mash:
It's like they'll do anything to stop her concert...
Firmly resolved to crush it, to protect their wives and children...
Mash:
I am sensing the determination of a man, filling with grim resolve!
Dr. Roman:
Well, I'd guess that Elisabeth giving a concert near the town would leave the townsfolk numb for a day.
Dr. Roman:
Wow, things are heating up!
In a sense, today's concert is a jam-packed success!
Fou:
Fou!!
Elisabeth:
Not that I like the way things are heating up!
Elisabeth:
After all, if you're swooning over my stellar singing, doesn't that make this a huge win for me?
Mash:
It's that positive thinking that's at fault here.
Singing shouldn't knock people out, Elisabeth!
--BATTLE--:
Dr. Roman:
They were casually mixed with others besides humans... Did the forest beasts also sense danger?
Elisabeth:
...I won. I won, but,
in winning the battle, I lost the concert...
Elisabeth:
Oh, if I can't be an idol, then I'll have to go back to being an ordinary Dragon Girl...
Fujimaru 1:
Well, about that...
Fujimaru 2:
Dragon Girls are pretty new.
Elisabeth:
I suppose I belong in a dark dungeon, an imprisoned idol, unnoticed and ignored.
Elisabeth:
Doomed to silently rot away...
Oh...Who made this era the way it is?
Dr. Roman:
Lev Lainur, I suppose.
Fou:
Fooou!
Mash:
U-Um, Elisabeth, don't get disappointed...
Elisabeth:
Spare me your sympathy...
I... I just noticed...
Elisabeth:
–You're on the right track, aren't you?
Mash:
Excuse me?
Right...track?
Elisabeth:
Your character is [♂ Puppy /♀️ Deerlet}-like, so modest and genuine.
You know...You might just work!
Mash:
Modest...Am I really?
Elisabeth:
Listen, are you interested in becoming an idol?
You are, right? Of course you are! You'll do it!
Elisabeth:
Yes, this is it! An idol duo!
All for me and one for me!
Elisabeth:
So, what do we call our unit? [♂ Puppy /♀️ Deerlet}!
You have a good idea?
Fujimaru 1:
Um, Elly☆Mash, maybe...
Dr. Roman:
You just ripped off Magi☆Mari, didn't you.
Fujimaru 2:
How about Dra♪Fresh Blood Shield Girl!
Fou:
Fou...
Elisabeth:
That's kind of lame and I just don't feel it...
Hm, since we're a lance and a shield, then...
Elisabeth:
Contradiction! That's it! We're full of contradictions! Contradiction☆Drastic!
Fou:
Fou, fou
Fujimaru 1:
I-I'm not sure...
Fujimaru 2:
You know the word contradiction.
Elisabeth:
Well, let's get started with our lessons! Let's go, Mash!
We'll shine in the night sky together!
Elisabeth:
Let's aim to be Idol☆Servant stars!
Mash:
S-Senpai, please, do something...
Fujimaru 1:
Um, right. Good luck...
Fujimaru 2:
I'll do my best to back you up as a sponsor!
Mash:
?!?!