Jaguar Warrior

Night Rounds! Miss Jaguarmura!

Mash: Here you go, Senpai, Ishtar. Emiya made some tea for us.

Ishtar: ...(Sigh) What did I ever do to deserve being summoned to a place like this where I'm forever condemned to choke down cheap tea?

Emiya: If you're going to complain, then don't drink it. I don't really have anything fit for a goddess.

Ishtar: Hmph. You there, gloomy Archer, you're not being respectful enough to a goddess like me.

Emiya: My apologies. I am a mere peasant, after all. Shouldn't you, in your great benevolence, be more lenient to the likes of me?

Ishtar: Hmph. Is it just me, or am I getting condescended to?

Jaguar Warrior: Like a cold chill running down your spine, I creep in! Yahoo! Is everyone feline good!?

Jaguar Warrior: Young ones! Young'ins! Are you all enjoying the purrime of your youth!? Good, good. I won't stop you!

Jaguar Warrior: Yep...the only thing I can say is: (standing prim and tall) ...I wanna join!!!

Jaguar Warrior: Oh, that tea smeows really nice. I want some.

Jaguar Warrior: What about snacks? Like chocolate mouse...I mean, mousse?

Mash: ...Jaguar Warrior...

Ishtar: That cat's as rowdy as always... Is it too late to abandon her in the middle of a field in Uruk, Fujimaru?

Fujimaru 1: That's probably not an option...

Mash: ...? Senpai. Emiya seems to be acting strange...

Fujimaru 1: Oh right. Has he not met Jaguar Warrior?

Emiya: ...(Utter bafflement)

Jaguar Warrior: Mrrow!? That look on his face! Something he saw made him real sad! I'm pawsitive of it!

Emiya: No, no. Nothing like that. Toothache. No reason to be concerned.

Jaguar Warrior: Now he's shaking his head all exasperated!

Emiya: By the way, Fujimaru. What is this creature? I can't imagine a Heroic Spirit looking so absurd.

Jaguar Warrior: Hey, don't call me “absurd” or a “creature”! That hurts my felines! Fur your information, I am a Divine Spirit! I'm godly...a big shot!

Emiya: (Dumbstruck)

Jaguar Warrior: Look at that shocked look! Big sister never raised you to become such a catty person!

Emiya: Uh...well, I don't remember being raised by a weird cat-creature...

Mash: Please calm yourselves... I will go and make more tea, so please have a seat, Jaguar Warrior.

Jaguar Warrior: Oh, but not that. I forgot that I hate to drink hot things. Iced tea would be purrfection though.

Ishtar: Ugh... I'm not even part of this conversation and she's irritating me! Mash, I give you my permission to beat the crap out of that thing.

Mash: I-I will do no such thing! A-and, no, I will not replace sugar with salt, either!

Mash: Here you go, Jaguar Warrior. Iced tea.

Jaguar Warrior: Ah, thanks Mashy. (Glug, glug, glug...)

Mash: (Mashy...? That's new.)

Mash: A-anyway. Everyone's having tea, so please make yourself at home, too, Jaguar Warrior.

Jaguar Warrior: (Gulpgulpgulp) Phew! Thanks for the tea! It was good! I'll be taking my leave, meow!

Ishtar: ...Huh?

Emiya: ...What?

Jaguar Warrior: Hmmm... (Looking around)

Jaguar Warrior: Well, maybe if I look harder, I think there's a couple more people with ties to me that I could find nearby and lug around...

Pārvatī: ...

Pārvatī: (Oh my...what should I do?)

Pārvatī: (I don't know why, but since I had time on my hands, I was thinking of asking that red archer to teach me how to cook Japanese food...)

Pārvatī: (...But I have this strange feeling that I would get involved in something very...difficult if I go in that room right now.)

Pārvatī: (It's just a hunch of mine. Yes, just a hunch.)

Pārvatī: ...

Pārvatī: (Change of plans! Today, I'll go ask Boudica to teach me how to make Western home-cooked meals!)

Emiya: ...

Emiya: (The Divine Spirit of the jaguar...simply chose THAT as a vessel on the basis that she's feral...)

Emiya: (I don't know a thing.)

Emiya: (She stares at me sometimes, but has she figured something out...? No, there's no way. It's probably just an instinctual thing.)

Emiya: (It's just like how I feel something from that red Archer.)

Emiya: (And if something sets off my instincts, it may be because there is some sort of connection between us...)

Emiya: (But there's nothing I can do if I don't know...)

Emiya: (But the one thing I can say for sure is that Chaldea's Summoning System is rubbish.)

Emiya: (And it's not just because of her. After all, it summoned me as a Servant, too.)

Emiya: ...And if such a group started interacting without considering the consequences, it could lead to chaos.

Jaguar Warrior: (Sniff, sniff...) Huh. I caught a scent, but he's nowhere to be found.

Jaguar Warrior: I guess I have no choice. I guess I'm stuck with these two.

Jaguar Warrior: Oh. And obviously, I'll have Master and Mashy help me out, too.

Fujimaru 1: I don't see a way out of this...

Mash: No. I don't mind helping out, but I wonder what we are going to do...

Fujimaru 2: Sure!

Jaguar Warrior: That's the spirit! Here's a Jaguar Stamp for you as a reward! Rumor has it that if you collect 'em all, something good will happen!

Jaguar Warrior: ...Eh? Specifically what, you ask? Who knows! Hey, you over there! Don't say stuff like that! It's not shady!

Jaguar Warrior: There's a saying that opurrtunity comes to those who believe! Why? 'Cause unlike tigers, this jaguar is a Divine Spirit! Something grrreat would happen!

Jaguar Warrior: It's blessed with the power to never get pasta sauce splattered on your shirt...

Jaguar Warrior: Or like the power to get TWO sodas from a vending machine...whoa, that's incredible!

Jaguar Warrior: Anyway. Have no fear and follow meow! Let's go, go, go!

Ishtar: H-hey! Where are you taking us!?

Emiya: (Sigh)... I can't say no now that I know Master is going.

Emiya: At least tell us your plan.

Jaguar Warrior: Hm! Well, to give you the abridged version...

Jaguar Warrior: ...we're gonna visit a place that is connected...I all of us. The land of beginnings...

Jaguar Warrior: Fuyuki! And it's in a bind!

Emiya: Hm. This is...

Ishtar: Huh. It's like a graveyard.

Ishtar: To bring a shining goddess of Venus to a gloomy place like South American gods are barbaric.

Ishtar: This place is just the worst. If you really wanted a goddess, I wish you'd picked a different one.

Jaguar Warrior: But hey, it's really lively for such a gloomy place! Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize!

Jaguar Warrior: Yup! Definitely a ghost town! And look at all these things milling about...they're like squatters!

Mash: Yes, I've detected that, too! Da Vinci, what are these!?

Da Vinci: Hmmm. I can't say we really expected this...

Da Vinci: There's no Holy Grail here anymore, just like the other Singularities. The Incineration of Humanity is over...

Da Vinci: The world should have righted itself, and the distortion disappeared...but in this case, the Holy Grail might still be affecting the area.

Da Vinci: I'm not exactly sure how and what it's affecting, though.

Mash: This isn't something we can ignore, is it?

Da Vinci: No. We have no idea what other issues might spring up if we leave it alone. First things first, you'll need to get rid of those malevolent spirits.

Da Vinci: Something's causing this. You just have to find it and get rid of it.

Fujimaru 1: I found it!

Fujimaru 2: It looks like it's going to attack!

Mash: Please, Emiya, Ishtar!

Ishtar: What!? You want ME to work!? Can't you guys just handle it yourselves?

Emiya: I'd love to do this without you, but it seems your opponent isn't going to just let you go.

Jaguar Warrior: The heart of the great jaguar, who loves justice and sacrifices, led me here! Fleeing from the enemy means death OR sacrifice!

Jaguar Warrior: Besides, I have this feeling that you two are under my guardianship, so you gotta do what this jaguar says!

Emiya: Guardianship? Are you sure it's not more like a pet sort of thing?

Ishtar: Wait a minute, shouldn't it be the opposite?

Ishtar: We may both be Divided Spirits, but I am a genuine goddess. You're a nagual of Tezcatlipoca. There's no contest–

Jaguar Warrior: Shut up! No backtalk! This teacher does not tolerate misbehavior from her students!

Ishtar:!? What!?

Ishtar: Anyway, these things are buzzing around like gnats and it's pissing me off! I'm gonna swat them all!

Jaguar Warrior: Ah! No matter how much complaining she does, she's still going to help me! I KNEW I was adored!

Emiya: (Oh crap. She's got the serious eyes!)


Jaguar Warrior: Maybe this way? Hmmm, yep, it's this way. C'mon guys! Let's explore!

Mash: This in shambles. From what I can tell, it looks like it was a school.

Ishtar: Huh. A school.

Emiya: ...Does that mean something to you?

Ishtar: Nope. Nothing. Nothing at all. What about you?

Emiya: Same here. I don't feel anything for this place.

Ishtar: ...I see. By the way, I feel like you've been a lot less deferential to me since we got here.

Emiya: It's better that way. After all, we're both Servants who got summoned by the same Master.

Emiya: A Heroic Spirit who can't work with others because they're obsessed with their position in some hierarchy isn't worth the energy it took to summon them.

Emiya: That...and I suppose I do feel a bit more at ease since we're in Japan. I'm more comfortable here than places like England or France.

Ishtar: Hmph. Aaand we're way out of my comfort zone here...

Jaguar Warrior: But I'M purrfectly fine! It's like this land is empawering me!

Jaguar Warrior: If I had a nickname here, it'd be the Jaguar of Fuyuki... Hm, that doesn't sound quite right.

Jaguar Warrior: Whatever! I don't care!

Jaguar Warrior: Now! Follow me! Follow the jaguar you've put all your trust in!

Jaguar Warrior: This feels SO right! Whoo!

Da Vinci: Look like she knows where she's going, and she's taking the reins this time around. So, is your destination somewhere beyond the ruins of the school?

Jaguar Warrior: ...

Jaguar Warrior: Let me answer your question with my own question...because that's the jaguar way. Do you all know what this jaguar hates?

Fujimaru 1: not, no.

Jaguar Warrior: Hey! That's no good! You need to show more interest in me! Specifically, you need to pet me more in My Room!

Jaguar Warrior: And so you know, the answer is: lions.

Fujimaru 2: A...lion...?

Jaguar Warrior: Gracias! It's like you can see right through me!

Mash: (Uh, I think she's mentioned it a few times herself...)

Jaguar Warrior: Even though we're both part of the cat family, I feel like we don't mesh, soul-wise.

Jaguar Warrior: I've got this pawful feeling that if we sit at the same table, all my food would get eaten up!

Emiya: ...So what about it?

Jaguar Warrior: Hm. Keeping that fact in mind, we'll just come around the corner of this pile of debris and...

Fujimaru 1: A lion-faced...Chimera!?

Jaguar Warrior: I knew it was here. I'm getting pumped up! This jaguar's nose never lies!

Jaguar Warrior: Behold! The mortal enemy of the main competitor of the dinner table!

Mash: This's a giant ghost!

Jaguar Warrior: That is DEFINITELY the cause of this CATastrophe! It's tall, it's behind the school must be a social studies teacher! That's a jaguar hunch!

Da Vinci: Yikes, you're starting out with a boss enemy!? Sometimes good instincts get you into trouble!

Mash: that we've encountered it, we must do something about it!

Ishtar: (Sigh) Honestly, something about this Singularity just pisses me off...

Ishtar: And of all the things here, that one really just makes my skin crawl.

Ishtar: It's just a remnant, but it's tearing this city up with a vengeance. Just looking at it makes me sick.

Emiya: Hm. I forgot that you're a goddess of love and battle. Are you saying that you would do a better job?

Emiya: Might be a bit late to say, but I really wouldn't have thought fighting and love could coexist in one person. Your perspective must be...interesting.

Ishtar: What? You got a problem with that!? I'll blow you away in one shot!

Jaguar Warrior: Hold it right there, you two! Did you just say something naughty?

Jaguar Warrior: I won't allow illicit sexual relationships! Why? Because they makes me sad! But if you insist, you'll need to go through me first!

Jaguar Warrior: After all, you can't skip the somber, “They grow up so fast...”

Mash: I-I'm sorry, but please concentrate on the battle! Master's safety is our priority!

Jaguar Warrior: Obviously, I haven't furgotten my mission!

Jaguar Warrior: Let's do this, Emiyan and flashy-looking goddess! This will be our first collaborative work, and we're sure to emerge victorious!


Mash: Enemy responses are gone. Whew...

Mash: (...She was so loud and rowdy even during battle.)

Jaguar Warrior: Justice purrvails!

Jaguar Warrior: And peace has been restored to Fuyuki... The end.

Ishtar: Peace, you say? The city's still in ruins.

Emiya: And there's not a single living soul around.

Jaguar Warrior: But still...we still protected it. We protected Fuyuki!

Jaguar Warrior: And isn't that something to be purroud of?

Ishtar: ...

Emiya: ...

Jaguar Warrior: It may be broken now, but if it gets back going propurrly, that's a win for us, right?

Mash: You're right. There are still a lot of unanswered questions about what happened here...

Mash: ...but I'm still convinced that there was meaning to this.

Da Vinci: Yeah, good work, Fujimaru.

Da Vinci: Well, we let a primal beast lead our expedition, but it seems all's well that ends well.

Jaguar Warrior: Now, time to head back home to finish our tea party! You'll need to purrpare tea and snacks!

Mash: (It appears...that she has forgotten the fact that she doesn't like hot drinks...)


Jaguar Warrior: Heh heh heh. Did you think my epic quest would end in Fuyuki!?

Jaguar Warrior: Fwahaha. It's fur from over!! you go!

Jaguar Warrior: Now begins the super-secret post-interlude story!

Fujimaru 1: Such freedom...

Fujimaru 2: Multiple...

Jaguar Warrior: Okay, thanks for that lackluster response!

Jaguar Warrior: The city of night, steeped in's like a mini-map of someone's life with no possible escape!

Jaguar Warrior: And it was here that we received intel that there are children who wander around at night...

Jaguar Warrior: To pursue the truth, we head to the Amazon–I mean, to the city at night.

Emiya: Explain to me why I'm here again?

Jaguar Warrior: Well, because you're Unit 1.

Emiya: Unit...1?

Mash: Oh, is Ishtar not coming with us this time?

Jaguar Warrior: Hm. Obviously I looked for her before we left, but no matter how much I sniffed around, I couldn't find her!

Emiya: (Sigh) She bailed.

Da Vinci: By the way, Jaguar Warrior, I'm slightly confused... What, exactly, is the point of this Rayshift?

Jaguar Warrior: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Right now, I'm NOT Jaguar Warrior!

Da Vinci: ...?

Jaguar Warrior: Like a sumo wrestler who hits hard and throws oneself at the kids...! ...Hey! Who's the rude dude calling me a sumo wrestler!? I'll have you know that I'm seen far and wide as a svelte lady!

Jaguar Warrior: Anyway...I'm the wonderful adult who looks out for children's futures by tackling their most difficult problems...literally!

Jaguar Warrior: Now, give me the reaction that says, “Wow, there's still hope for the world with adults like her in it! Now gimme an autograph!” That's the jaguar way! Meow!

Fou: Fou...

Fujimaru 1: Uh...yeeeah...

Jaguar Warrior: Hey, what kinda lifeless response is that!? C'mon, gimme some GUSTO!

Fujimaru 2: She's so passionate...!

Jaguar Warrior: Heh. Now look upon me with your most adoring gaze!

Jaguar Warrior: I should also mention that this is all unpaid volunteer work! That'd be craaazy.

Jaguar Warrior: And if word of this gets posted anonymously on bulletin boards or social meowdia, my popularity will skyrocket... So don't post it! Don't you dare!

Emiya: I'm as confused as ever as to what she's on about, but maybe she got a taste for battle after Fuyuki the other day...

Jaguar Warrior: By the by, your backstory is that you're the first delinquent I rehabilitated!

Jaguar Warrior: Formerly a playboy that bleaches his hair...but my toe bean stick of justice went WHAM! POWWIE! Reformed! I'm in your debt...! Something like that!

Emiya: ...

Mash: I don't know why...but I want to say...good work...

Jaguar Warrior: Okay! Time for today's patrol! And let's do it with some enthusiasm! ...Hm! I hear the scream of a delinquent who's lost his way! Let's go!

Jaguar Warrior: I found him!

Mash: That's...Cú Chulainn.

Cú Chulainn: ...Ah? Hey, it's you, Master.

Cú Chulainn: What's going on? Why's everyone here? I was just taking a stroll.

Jaguar Warrior: Rrrgh! Dress code violation! Pierced ears are absolutely a violation of the school dress code!

Jaguar Warrior: That condescending attitude! Those shifty eyes...!

Jaguar Warrior: And the nail in the coffin: wearing a full-body leotard is definitely a sign of rebellion! He is pawsitively a shameless delinquent!

Jaguar Warrior: Ah...but I understand. It's not all your fault. The adults who never disciplined you are partly responsible fur your behavior. Oh, and Scáthach.

Jaguar Warrior: What you gotta do is body slam the kids! Or at least not teach them an instant death move that NEVER WORKS!

Cú Chulainn: ...Hey, Archer? What the actual hell is this nonsense?

Emiya: If you figure out an answer to that, be sure and let me know.

Jaguar Warrior: Y-you've got to be kitten me! I'm the prim and propurr warrior of the jaguar!

Cú Chulainn: Jaguar, huh? Well, I'm Cú Chulainn, the renowed hound of my lands!

Jaguar Warrior: Oh yeah, that too. That nickname of sounds like “the rabid dog of the west,” and that can only mean one thing: DELINQUENT!

Cú Chulainn: ...What?

Cú Chulainn: I have no idea what the hell's going on, but I'm assuming you're trying to pick a fight.

Mash: Jaguar Warrior... Um, I suggest that you try not to provoke him...

Jaguar Warrior: It's all right. They always act rebellious in the beginning.

Jaguar Warrior: BUT! Accepting these delinquents for who they are and not running away is the true way a jaguar shows her beautiful stripes!

Jaguar Warrior: In other words...the time for talk's over! Let's go, punk! Come at me!


Jaguar Warrior: I knew he was a purehearted young man deep down. It's the adults of this world who warped the boy! ANYWAY, this jaguar's purposeful night stalking continues!

Cú Chulainn: Dammit...I knew I should've gone straight home. You guys are crazy to tag along with THAT thing.

Emiya: Unlike you, I wasn't given the choice... “Reformed Delinquent Unit 2.”

Mash: Now that I think about it, I don't know why Senpai is here either.

Mash: No. I probably shouldn't think too hard about this.

Jaguar Warrior: Mrrow! Now that I think about it too, nobody's wearing any badges or cuffs that indicate that they're part of Team Night Stalking Jaguar!

Jaguar Warrior: Like matching colored windbreaker jackets... Hm, what a grrreat idea.

Jaguar Warrior: When we get home, I'll go ask Da Vinci to make something like that.

Da Vinci: Aw, darn. I'm just so busy, I am pretty sure I won't be able to squeeze it in. Mark me down for a no!

Da Vinci: (If I did, I'm pretty sure everyone in Chaldea would end up in jaguar print windbreakers...yuck!)

Fou: Fou...

Jaguar Warrior: Hm...well, I guess it's enough that we're all working with a single purrpose. For now, let's go purrsue our final delinquent. Follow meow!

Cú Chulainn: Did you just hear a dog barking?

Emiya: ...

Cú Chulainn: Who're you lookin' at? I'll break your back—

Jaguar Warrior: Ah! That's him!

Sakata Kintoki: Crap... Ya gotta be freakin' kiddin'!

Sakata Kintoki: In case I heard wrong the first time, ya gotta tell me again. This thing...what dog breed is it?

Sakata Kintoki: ...Haha!

Sakata Kintoki: I see, I see... A GOLDEN retriever! What a totally golden chance meeting!

Sakata Kintoki: Good boy, good boy! Wanna Kintarou candy? No? Ya want meat? Yeah, I figured.

Mash: Is that...Sakata Kintoki...?

Fujimaru 1: Why is he talking to that woman who's walking her dog?

Fujimaru 2: He's petting that dog with a big smile on his face...

Da Vinci: Oh I of his skills lets him communicate with animals. He's very friendly with them.

Sakata Kintoki: Huh? Oh, it's you, Boss. Whatcha doin' out here so late at night?

Jaguar Warrior: No mistaking it! Bleached blond hair! Sunglasses! Lotsa bling-bling! He's definitely a super-duper delinquent Heroic Spirit!

Sakata Kintoki: ... (That thing's crazy.)

Sakata Kintoki: (I totally sense it without her sayin' a single word: this sister's a real big hog sorta beast!)

Mash: Please don't get the wrong idea. I believe she is just out rounding up all those breaking curfew.

Sakata Kintoki: What the hell? Don'tcha know that I'm a grown ass man? I'm no boy.

Sakata Kintoki: So it shouldn't matter where and when I hang out. I ain't botherin' no one.

Sakata Kintoki: Aw, dammit. That golden doggie got spooked by the pussy cat and ran away. I'll tell ya what, missy.

Sakata Kintoki: I suggest you get that dangerous aura of yours under control. Normal folks won't be able to handle even lookin' at ya.

Emiya: If by not handle, you mean one look at her destroys any intent to reform they may have had, then you would be correct, Sakata.

Cú Chulainn: Yep. Definitely.

Jaguar Warrior: Hey! Don't you two sink right back into your delinquent ways, dammit!

Jaguar Warrior: Look at how he's all dressed like a stereotypical delinquent... I can only imagine the kind of abuse he had to endure in the past!

Jaguar Warrior: What sort of dark past does he hide in his heart!? Find out...after this commercial break!

Jaguar Warrior: Okay, CUT!

Sakata Kintoki: What the heck? There's cameras rollin'? Seriously!? Where!?

Cú Chulainn: There's no camera. Sheesh, figure that out yourself.

Cú Chulainn: Hey, Archer. Don't you think this guy's a little too naïve?

Emiya: He's naïve to a fault. I actually feel bad for bothering him.

Emiya: And...I'm mortally afraid that his parent might put in an appearance...

Jaguar Warrior: Okay! Now let's go and color that blond hair of yours. Let's show a teaser shot of your black hair right before we break for commercial to hook the viewers.

Sakata Kintoki: HUH!? You sayin' you're gonna color my golden hair!?

Sakata Kintoki: ...That ain't right. That's cruel, sister. You got no call buttin' in on a guy's way of life!

Sakata Kintoki: If you guys are serious, then I'm just gonna have to go all-out to defend my GOLDEN look!

Sakata Kintoki: Lookin' at you all in red, blue, and tiger print, I got no problem cuttin' loose since you clearly got no appreciation for gold!

Sakata Kintoki: My hair, my name, and even my axe are all golden! I'll give you a personal lesson on how awesome it is!

Jaguar Warrior: Oh crap! That young man is waving a weapon around and getting all violent!

Jaguar Warrior: But this jaguar isn't afraid of anything!

Jaguar Warrior: Because...even in times like this, as long I use my trump card, I can reform anyone!

Jaguar Warrior: That's long as he's under my guidance (read: beaten down)...nothing can stop me!


Sakata Kintoki: Tsk...

Jaguar Warrior: Meowhaha. Give up and dye your hair black.

Mash: Senpai, Senpai...

Mash: This may have all happened in the heat of the moment...but don't you think Jaguar Warrior has gotten a bit out of hand here?

Da Vinci: may be best that you said something. The problem is WHAT to say...

Fujimaru 1: I can't help but notice that you're blonde, too...

Jaguar Warrior: M-mrow!? M-my hair is fine because I'm an adult!

Fujimaru 2: Are you one of those adults who forces others into a mold?

Jaguar Warrior: Mrow!!! You've hit a nerve there!

Emiya: Ah. We've cornered her now, pointless as this whole game of cat and mouse has been, though...

Cú Chulainn: Hey, looks like that guy's going for a counterattack.

Sakata Kintoki: Hey you, the cat who can't take a freakin' hint...I'm only sayin' this once, so listen up.

Sakata Kintoki: This golden hair of mine is...

Sakata Kintoki: My natural hair color!

Jaguar Warrior:


Jaguar Warrior: Really? Oh, then, that's fine.

Fujimaru 1: That was easy!

Fou: Fou!

Cú Chulainn: ...I get it. That cat's tactic is just to go all-out. The moment we break through, her defenses weaken. Well then, I'll take this opportunity myself...

Cú Chulainn: I'll have you know that these earrings of mine are family heirlooms, passed down by my parents. So that's why I can't take them off.

Jaguar Warrior: Oh I see. Then that's purrfectly fine. You can keep them on.

Cú Chulainn: Easy. Too easy.

Emiya: (...I guess I have no choice. I feel bad, but this is the end for her.)

Emiya: Uh, so, actually... My hair did this on its own. I don't bleach it at all.

Jaguar Warrior: Heh? Haha, there's no fooling me on that! That can't be true! There's no point messing with me!

Emiya: How come I'm not getting a break!?

Jaguar Warrior: And so! Today's night rounds are over...but I'm obviously going out tomorrow night! Got that, Reformed Delinquent Boy, Unit 1!?

Jaguar Warrior: The journey of the young man who idolizes the jaguar on her nightly rounds! Until he can finally put his serial dating days behind him!

Emiya: (Sigh) I guess I'm stuck with her a little longer.

Emiya: Sorry, Master. She doesn't mean any harm. Probably.

Emiya: She's trying to better the world in her own odd way. I'll take care of the rest.

Emiya: You go back to Chaldea and rest up. Me? Just keeping a cup of tea ready for me will be enough.

Mash: And there goes Emiya... That is the posture of a sad, defeated man...

Fujimaru 1: He looks kinda happy, too...

Mash: You think so? If Senpai thinks so, maybe it's true...

Da Vinci: Yeah. I agree with Fujimaru. He does seem like he is a little happy.

Da Vinci: He's the sort of Heroic Spirit who's always taking care of everyone else, but it always seemed like he kept his distance from Jaguar Warrior before.

Da Vinci: But it looks like he's given up and now he's tagging along with her. I'd say it all turned out okay.