Jaguar Warrior
Night Rounds! Miss Jaguarmura!
Mash:
Here you go, Senpai, Ishtar.
Emiya made some tea for us.
Ishtar:
...(Sigh) What did I ever do to deserve being summoned to a place like this where I'm forever condemned to choke down cheap tea?
Emiya:
If you're going to complain, then don't drink it.
I don't really have anything fit for a goddess.
Ishtar:
Hmph. You there, gloomy Archer, you're not being respectful enough to a goddess like me.
Emiya:
My apologies. I am a mere peasant, after all. Shouldn't you, in your great benevolence, be more lenient to the likes of me?
Ishtar:
Hmph. Is it just me,
or am I getting condescended to?
Jaguar Warrior:
Like a cold chill running down your spine,
I creep in! Yahoo! Is everyone feline good!?
Jaguar Warrior:
Young ones! Young'ins! Are you all enjoying the purrime of your youth!? Good, good. I won't stop you!
Jaguar Warrior:
Yep...the only thing I can say is:
(standing prim and tall) ...I wanna join!!!
Jaguar Warrior:
Oh, that tea smeows really nice.
I want some.
Jaguar Warrior:
What about snacks?
Like chocolate mouse...I mean, mousse?
Mash:
...Jaguar Warrior...
Ishtar:
That cat's as rowdy as always... Is it too late to abandon her in the middle of a field in Uruk, Fujimaru?
Fujimaru 1:
That's probably not an option...
Mash:
...? Senpai. Emiya seems to be acting strange...
Fujimaru 1:
Oh right. Has he not met Jaguar Warrior?
Emiya:
...(Utter bafflement)
Jaguar Warrior:
Mrrow!? That look on his face! Something he saw made him real sad! I'm pawsitive of it!
Emiya:
No, no. Nothing like that. Toothache.
No reason to be concerned.
Jaguar Warrior:
Now he's shaking his head all exasperated!
Emiya:
By the way, Fujimaru. What is this creature?
I can't imagine a Heroic Spirit looking so absurd.
Jaguar Warrior:
Hey, don't call me “absurd” or a “creature”! That hurts my felines! Fur your information, I am a Divine Spirit! I'm godly...a big shot!
Emiya:
(Dumbstruck)
Jaguar Warrior:
Look at that shocked look! Big sister never raised you to become such a catty person!
Emiya:
Uh...well, I don't remember being raised by a weird cat-creature...
Mash:
Please calm yourselves... I will go and make more tea, so please have a seat, Jaguar Warrior.
Jaguar Warrior:
Oh, but not that. I forgot that I hate to drink hot things. Iced tea would be purrfection though.
Ishtar:
Ugh... I'm not even part of this conversation and she's irritating me! Mash, I give you my permission to beat the crap out of that thing.
Mash:
I-I will do no such thing! A-and, no, I will not replace sugar with salt, either!
Mash:
Here you go, Jaguar Warrior. Iced tea.
Jaguar Warrior:
Ah, thanks Mashy.
(Glug, glug, glug...)
Mash:
(Mashy...? That's new.)
Mash:
A-anyway. Everyone's having tea, so please make yourself at home, too, Jaguar Warrior.
Jaguar Warrior:
(Gulpgulpgulp) Phew! Thanks for the tea!
It was good! I'll be taking my leave, meow!
Ishtar:
...Huh?
Emiya:
...What?
Jaguar Warrior:
Hmmm... (Looking around)
Jaguar Warrior:
Well, maybe if I look harder, I think there's a couple more people with ties to me that I could find nearby and lug around...
Pārvatī:
...
Pārvatī:
(Oh my...what should I do?)
Pārvatī:
(I don't know why, but since I had time on my hands, I was thinking of asking that red archer to teach me how to cook Japanese food...)
Pārvatī:
(...But I have this strange feeling that I would get involved in something very...difficult if I go in that room right now.)
Pārvatī:
(It's just a hunch of mine. Yes, just a hunch.)
Pārvatī:
...
Pārvatī:
(Change of plans! Today, I'll go ask Boudica to teach me how to make Western home-cooked meals!)
Emiya:
...
Emiya:
(The Divine Spirit of the jaguar...simply chose THAT as a vessel on the basis that she's feral...)
Emiya:
(I don't know a thing.)
Emiya:
(She stares at me sometimes, but has she figured something out...? No, there's no way. It's probably just an instinctual thing.)
Emiya:
(It's just like how I feel something from that red Archer.)
Emiya:
(And if something sets off my instincts, it may be because there is some sort of connection between us...)
Emiya:
(But there's nothing I can do if I don't know...)
Emiya:
(But the one thing I can say for sure is that Chaldea's Summoning System is rubbish.)
Emiya:
(And it's not just because of her.
After all, it summoned me as a Servant, too.)
Emiya:
...And if such a group started interacting without considering the consequences, it could lead to chaos.
Jaguar Warrior:
(Sniff, sniff...) Huh.
I caught a scent, but he's nowhere to be found.
Jaguar Warrior:
I guess I have no choice.
I guess I'm stuck with these two.
Jaguar Warrior:
Oh. And obviously, I'll have Master and Mashy help me out, too.
Fujimaru 1:
I don't see a way out of this...
Mash:
No. I don't mind helping out,
but I wonder what we are going to do...
Fujimaru 2:
Sure!
Jaguar Warrior:
That's the spirit! Here's a Jaguar Stamp for you as a reward! Rumor has it that if you collect 'em all, something good will happen!
Jaguar Warrior:
...Eh? Specifically what, you ask? Who knows! Hey, you over there! Don't say stuff like that! It's not shady!
Jaguar Warrior:
There's a saying that opurrtunity comes to those who believe! Why? 'Cause unlike tigers, this jaguar is a Divine Spirit! Something grrreat would happen!
Jaguar Warrior:
It's like...like...getting blessed with the power to never get pasta sauce splattered on your shirt...
Jaguar Warrior:
Or like the power to get TWO sodas from a vending machine...whoa, that's incredible!
Jaguar Warrior:
Anyway. Have no fear and follow meow!
Let's go, go, go!
Ishtar:
H-hey! Where are you taking us!?
Emiya:
(Sigh)... I can't say no now that I know Master is going.
Emiya:
At least tell us your plan.
Jaguar Warrior:
Hm! Well, to give you the abridged version...
Jaguar Warrior:
...we're gonna visit a place that is connected...I think...to all of us. The land of beginnings...
Jaguar Warrior:
Fuyuki! And it's in a bind!
Emiya:
Hm. This is...
Ishtar:
Huh. It's like a graveyard.
Ishtar:
To bring a shining goddess of Venus to a gloomy place like this...you South American gods are barbaric.
Ishtar:
This place is just the worst. If you really wanted a goddess, I wish you'd picked a different one.
Jaguar Warrior:
But hey, it's really lively for such a gloomy place! Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize!
Jaguar Warrior:
Yup! Definitely a ghost town! And look at all these things milling about...they're like squatters!
Mash:
Yes, I've detected that, too!
Da Vinci, what are these!?
Da Vinci:
Hmmm. I can't say we really expected this...
Da Vinci:
There's no Holy Grail here anymore, just like the other Singularities. The Incineration of Humanity is over...
Da Vinci:
The world should have righted itself, and the distortion disappeared...but in this case, the Holy Grail might still be affecting the area.
Da Vinci:
I'm not exactly sure how and what it's affecting, though.
Mash:
This isn't something we can ignore, is it?
Da Vinci:
No. We have no idea what other issues might spring up if we leave it alone. First things first, you'll need to get rid of those malevolent spirits.
Da Vinci:
Something's causing this.
You just have to find it and get rid of it.
Fujimaru 1:
I found it!
Fujimaru 2:
It looks like it's going to attack!
Mash:
Please, Emiya, Ishtar!
Ishtar:
What!? You want ME to work!?
Can't you guys just handle it yourselves?
Emiya:
I'd love to do this without you, but it seems your opponent isn't going to just let you go.
Jaguar Warrior:
The heart of the great jaguar, who loves justice and sacrifices, led me here! Fleeing from the enemy means death OR sacrifice!
Jaguar Warrior:
Besides, I have this feeling that you two are under my guardianship, so you gotta do what this jaguar says!
Emiya:
Guardianship? Are you sure it's not more like a pet sort of thing?
Ishtar:
Wait a minute, shouldn't it be the opposite?
Ishtar:
We may both be Divided Spirits, but I am a genuine goddess. You're a nagual of Tezcatlipoca. There's no contest–
Jaguar Warrior:
Shut up! No backtalk! This teacher does not tolerate misbehavior from her students!
Ishtar:
Teach...er!? What!?
Ishtar:
Anyway, these things are buzzing around like gnats and it's pissing me off! I'm gonna swat them all!
Jaguar Warrior:
Ah! No matter how much complaining she does, she's still going to help me! I KNEW I was adored!
Emiya:
(Oh crap. She's got the serious eyes!)
--BATTLE--:
Jaguar Warrior:
Maybe this way? Hmmm, yep, it's this way.
C'mon guys! Let's explore!
Mash:
This place...is in shambles. From what I can tell,
it looks like it was a school.
Ishtar:
Huh. A school.
Emiya:
...Does that mean something to you?
Ishtar:
Nope. Nothing. Nothing at all.
What about you?
Emiya:
Same here.
I don't feel anything for this place.
Ishtar:
...I see. By the way, I feel like you've been a lot less deferential to me since we got here.
Emiya:
It's better that way. After all, we're both Servants who got summoned by the same Master.
Emiya:
A Heroic Spirit who can't work with others because they're obsessed with their position in some hierarchy isn't worth the energy it took to summon them.
Emiya:
That...and I suppose I do feel a bit more at ease since we're in Japan. I'm more comfortable here than places like England or France.
Ishtar:
Hmph. Aaand we're way out of my comfort zone here...
Jaguar Warrior:
But I'M purrfectly fine! It's like this land is empawering me!
Jaguar Warrior:
If I had a nickname here, it'd be the Jaguar of Fuyuki... Hm, that doesn't sound quite right.
Jaguar Warrior:
Whatever! I don't care!
Jaguar Warrior:
Now! Follow me!
Follow the jaguar you've put all your trust in!
Jaguar Warrior:
This feels SO right! Whoo!
Da Vinci:
Look like she knows where she's going, and she's taking the reins this time around. So, is your destination somewhere beyond the ruins of the school?
Jaguar Warrior:
...
Jaguar Warrior:
Let me answer your question with my own question...because that's the jaguar way. Do you all know what this jaguar hates?
Fujimaru 1:
I...do not, no.
Jaguar Warrior:
Hey! That's no good! You need to show more interest in me! Specifically, you need to pet me more in My Room!
Jaguar Warrior:
And so you know, the answer is: lions.
Fujimaru 2:
A...lion...?
Jaguar Warrior:
Gracias! It's like you can see right through me!
Mash:
(Uh, I think she's mentioned it a few times herself...)
Jaguar Warrior:
Even though we're both part of the cat family,
I feel like we don't mesh, soul-wise.
Jaguar Warrior:
I've got this pawful feeling that if we sit at the same table, all my food would get eaten up!
Emiya:
...So what about it?
Jaguar Warrior:
Hm. Keeping that fact in mind, we'll just come around the corner of this pile of debris and...
Fujimaru 1:
A lion-faced...Chimera!?
Jaguar Warrior:
I knew it was here. I'm getting pumped up!
This jaguar's nose never lies!
Jaguar Warrior:
Behold! The mortal enemy of the jaguar...my main competitor of the dinner table!
Mash:
This response...it's a giant ghost!
Jaguar Warrior:
That is DEFINITELY the cause of this CATastrophe! It's tall, it's behind the school ruins...it must be a social studies teacher! That's a jaguar hunch!
Da Vinci:
Yikes, you're starting out with a boss enemy!?
Sometimes good instincts get you into trouble!
Mash:
B-but...now that we've encountered it, we must do something about it!
Ishtar:
(Sigh) Honestly, something about this Singularity just pisses me off...
Ishtar:
And of all the things here,
that one really just makes my skin crawl.
Ishtar:
It's just a remnant, but it's tearing this city up with a vengeance. Just looking at it makes me sick.
Emiya:
Hm. I forgot that you're a goddess of love and battle.
Are you saying that you would do a better job?
Emiya:
Might be a bit late to say, but I really wouldn't have thought fighting and love could coexist in one person. Your perspective must be...interesting.
Ishtar:
What? You got a problem with that!?
I'll blow you away in one shot!
Jaguar Warrior:
Hold it right there, you two!
Did you just say something naughty?
Jaguar Warrior:
I won't allow illicit sexual relationships! Why? Because they makes me sad! But if you insist, you'll need to go through me first!
Jaguar Warrior:
After all, you can't skip the somber,
“They grow up so fast...”
Mash:
I-I'm sorry, but please concentrate on the battle!
Master's safety is our priority!
Jaguar Warrior:
Obviously, I haven't furgotten my mission!
Jaguar Warrior:
Let's do this, Emiyan and flashy-looking goddess! This will be our first collaborative work, and we're sure to emerge victorious!
--BATTLE--:
Mash:
Enemy responses are gone.
Whew...
Mash:
(...She was so loud and rowdy even during battle.)
Jaguar Warrior:
Justice purrvails!
Jaguar Warrior:
And peace has been restored to Fuyuki... The end.
Ishtar:
Peace, you say?
The city's still in ruins.
Emiya:
And there's not a single living soul around.
Jaguar Warrior:
But still...we still protected it.
We protected Fuyuki!
Jaguar Warrior:
And isn't that something to be purroud of?
Ishtar:
...
Emiya:
...
Jaguar Warrior:
It may be broken now, but if it gets back going propurrly, that's a win for us, right?
Mash:
You're right. There are still a lot of unanswered questions about what happened here...
Mash:
...but I'm still convinced that there was meaning to this.
Da Vinci:
Yeah, good work, Fujimaru.
Da Vinci:
Well, we let a primal beast lead our expedition,
but it seems all's well that ends well.
Jaguar Warrior:
Now, time to head back home to finish our tea party! You'll need to purrpare tea and snacks!
Mash:
(It appears...that she has forgotten the fact that she doesn't like hot drinks...)
--ARROW--:
Jaguar Warrior:
Heh heh heh.
Did you think my epic quest would end in Fuyuki!?
Jaguar Warrior:
Fwahaha. It's fur from over!!
So...here you go!
Jaguar Warrior:
Now begins the super-secret post-interlude story!
Fujimaru 1:
Such freedom...
Fujimaru 2:
Multiple...
Jaguar Warrior:
Okay, thanks for that lackluster response!
Jaguar Warrior:
The city of night, steeped in desires...it's like a mini-map of someone's life with no possible escape!
Jaguar Warrior:
And it was here that we received intel that there are children who wander around at night...
Jaguar Warrior:
To pursue the truth, we head to the Amazon–I mean, to the city at night.
Emiya:
Explain to me why I'm here again?
Jaguar Warrior:
Well, because you're Unit 1.
Emiya:
Unit...1?
Mash:
Oh, is Ishtar not coming with us this time?
Jaguar Warrior:
Hm. Obviously I looked for her before we left, but no matter how much I sniffed around, I couldn't find her!
Emiya:
(Sigh) She bailed.
Da Vinci:
By the way, Jaguar Warrior, I'm slightly confused... What, exactly, is the point of this Rayshift?
Jaguar Warrior:
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Right now, I'm NOT Jaguar Warrior!
Da Vinci:
...?
Jaguar Warrior:
Like a sumo wrestler who hits hard and throws oneself at the kids...! ...Hey! Who's the rude dude calling me a sumo wrestler!? I'll have you know that I'm seen far and wide as a svelte lady!
Jaguar Warrior:
Anyway...I'm the wonderful adult who looks out for children's futures by tackling their most difficult problems...literally!
Jaguar Warrior:
Now, give me the reaction that says, “Wow, there's still hope for the world with adults like her in it! Now gimme an autograph!” That's the jaguar way! Meow!
Fou:
Fou...
Fujimaru 1:
Uh...yeeeah...
Jaguar Warrior:
Hey, what kinda lifeless response is that!?
C'mon, gimme some GUSTO!
Fujimaru 2:
She's so passionate...!
Jaguar Warrior:
Heh. Now look upon me with your most adoring gaze!
Jaguar Warrior:
I should also mention that this is all unpaid volunteer work! That'd be craaazy.
Jaguar Warrior:
And if word of this gets posted anonymously on bulletin boards or social meowdia, my popularity will skyrocket... So don't post it! Don't you dare!
Emiya:
I'm as confused as ever as to what she's on about, but maybe she got a taste for battle after Fuyuki the other day...
Jaguar Warrior:
By the by, your backstory is that you're the first delinquent I rehabilitated!
Jaguar Warrior:
Formerly a playboy that bleaches his hair...but my toe bean stick of justice went WHAM! POWWIE! Reformed! I'm in your debt...! Something like that!
Emiya:
...
Mash:
I don't know why...but I want to say...good work...
Jaguar Warrior:
Okay! Time for today's patrol! And let's do it with some enthusiasm! ...Hm! I hear the scream of a delinquent who's lost his way! Let's go!
Jaguar Warrior:
I found him!
Mash:
That's...Cú Chulainn.
Cú Chulainn:
...Ah? Hey, it's you, Master.
Cú Chulainn:
What's going on? Why's everyone here?
I was just taking a stroll.
Jaguar Warrior:
Rrrgh! Dress code violation! Pierced ears are absolutely a violation of the school dress code!
Jaguar Warrior:
That condescending attitude!
Those shifty eyes...!
Jaguar Warrior:
And the nail in the coffin: wearing a full-body leotard is definitely a sign of rebellion! He is pawsitively a shameless delinquent!
Jaguar Warrior:
Ah...but I understand. It's not all your fault. The adults who never disciplined you are partly responsible fur your behavior. Oh, and Scáthach.
Jaguar Warrior:
What you gotta do is body slam the kids! Or at least not teach them an instant death move that NEVER WORKS!
Cú Chulainn:
...Hey, Archer?
What the actual hell is this nonsense?
Emiya:
If you figure out an answer to that,
be sure and let me know.
Jaguar Warrior:
Y-you've got to be kitten me!
I'm the prim and propurr warrior of the jaguar!
Cú Chulainn:
Jaguar, huh? Well, I'm Cú Chulainn,
the renowed hound of my lands!
Jaguar Warrior:
Oh yeah, that too. That nickname of yours...it sounds like “the rabid dog of the west,” and that can only mean one thing: DELINQUENT!
Cú Chulainn:
...What?
Cú Chulainn:
I have no idea what the hell's going on,
but I'm assuming you're trying to pick a fight.
Mash:
Jaguar Warrior...
Um, I suggest that you try not to provoke him...
Jaguar Warrior:
It's all right.
They always act rebellious in the beginning.
Jaguar Warrior:
BUT! Accepting these delinquents for who they are and not running away is the true way a jaguar shows her beautiful stripes!
Jaguar Warrior:
In other words...the time for talk's over!
Let's go, punk! Come at me!
--BATTLE--:
Jaguar Warrior:
I knew he was a purehearted young man deep down. It's the adults of this world who warped the boy! ANYWAY, this jaguar's purposeful night stalking continues!
Cú Chulainn:
Dammit...I knew I should've gone straight home.
You guys are crazy to tag along with THAT thing.
Emiya:
Unlike you, I wasn't given the choice...
“Reformed Delinquent Unit 2.”
Mash:
Now that I think about it,
I don't know why Senpai is here either.
Mash:
No. I probably shouldn't think too hard about this.
Jaguar Warrior:
Mrrow! Now that I think about it too, nobody's wearing any badges or cuffs that indicate that they're part of Team Night Stalking Jaguar!
Jaguar Warrior:
Like matching colored windbreaker jackets...
Hm, what a grrreat idea.
Jaguar Warrior:
When we get home, I'll go ask Da Vinci to make something like that.
Da Vinci:
Aw, darn. I'm just so busy, I am pretty sure I won't be able to squeeze it in. Mark me down for a no!
Da Vinci:
(If I did, I'm pretty sure everyone in Chaldea would end up in jaguar print windbreakers...yuck!)
Fou:
Fou...
Jaguar Warrior:
Hm...well, I guess it's enough that we're all working with a single purrpose. For now, let's go purrsue our final delinquent. Follow meow!
Cú Chulainn:
Did you just hear a dog barking?
Emiya:
...
Cú Chulainn:
Who're you lookin' at?
I'll break your back—
Jaguar Warrior:
Ah! That's him!
Sakata Kintoki:
Crap... Ya gotta be freakin' kiddin'!
Sakata Kintoki:
In case I heard wrong the first time, ya gotta tell me again. This thing...what dog breed is it?
Sakata Kintoki:
...Haha!
Sakata Kintoki:
I see, I see... A GOLDEN retriever!
What a totally golden chance meeting!
Sakata Kintoki:
Good boy, good boy! Wanna Kintarou candy? No?
Ya want meat? Yeah, I figured.
Mash:
Is that...Sakata Kintoki...?
Fujimaru 1:
Why is he talking to that woman who's walking her dog?
Fujimaru 2:
He's petting that dog with a big smile on his face...
Da Vinci:
Oh I forgot...one of his skills lets him communicate with animals. He's very friendly with them.
Sakata Kintoki:
Huh? Oh, it's you, Boss.
Whatcha doin' out here so late at night?
Jaguar Warrior:
No mistaking it! Bleached blond hair! Sunglasses! Lotsa bling-bling! He's definitely a super-duper delinquent Heroic Spirit!
Sakata Kintoki:
... (That thing's crazy.)
Sakata Kintoki:
(I totally sense it without her sayin' a single word: this sister's a real big hog sorta beast!)
Mash:
Please don't get the wrong idea. I believe she is just out rounding up all those breaking curfew.
Sakata Kintoki:
What the hell? Don'tcha know that I'm a grown ass man? I'm no boy.
Sakata Kintoki:
So it shouldn't matter where and when I hang out.
I ain't botherin' no one.
Sakata Kintoki:
Aw, dammit. That golden doggie got spooked by the pussy cat and ran away. I'll tell ya what, missy.
Sakata Kintoki:
I suggest you get that dangerous aura of yours under control. Normal folks won't be able to handle even lookin' at ya.
Emiya:
If by not handle, you mean one look at her destroys any intent to reform they may have had, then you would be correct, Sakata.
Cú Chulainn:
Yep. Definitely.
Jaguar Warrior:
Hey! Don't you two sink right back into your delinquent ways, dammit!
Jaguar Warrior:
Look at how he's all dressed like a stereotypical delinquent... I can only imagine the kind of abuse he had to endure in the past!
Jaguar Warrior:
What sort of dark past does he hide in his heart!?
Find out...after this commercial break!
Jaguar Warrior:
Okay, CUT!
Sakata Kintoki:
What the heck? There's cameras rollin'?
Seriously!? Where!?
Cú Chulainn:
There's no camera. Sheesh, figure that out yourself.
Cú Chulainn:
Hey, Archer.
Don't you think this guy's a little too naïve?
Emiya:
He's naïve to a fault.
I actually feel bad for bothering him.
Emiya:
And...I'm mortally afraid that his parent might put in an appearance...
Jaguar Warrior:
Okay! Now let's go and color that blond hair of yours. Let's show a teaser shot of your black hair right before we break for commercial to hook the viewers.
Sakata Kintoki:
HUH!?
You sayin' you're gonna color my golden hair!?
Sakata Kintoki:
...That ain't right. That's cruel, sister. You got no call buttin' in on a guy's way of life!
Sakata Kintoki:
If you guys are serious, then I'm just gonna have to go all-out to defend my GOLDEN look!
Sakata Kintoki:
Lookin' at you all in red, blue, and tiger print, I got no problem cuttin' loose since you clearly got no appreciation for gold!
Sakata Kintoki:
My hair, my name, and even my axe are all golden! I'll give you a personal lesson on how awesome it is!
Jaguar Warrior:
Oh crap! That young man is waving a weapon around and getting all violent!
Jaguar Warrior:
But this jaguar isn't afraid of anything!
Jaguar Warrior:
Because...even in times like this, as long I use my trump card, I can reform anyone!
Jaguar Warrior:
That's right...as long as he's under my guidance
(read: beaten down)...nothing can stop me!
--BATTLE--:
Sakata Kintoki:
Tsk...
Jaguar Warrior:
Meowhaha. Give up and dye your hair black.
Mash:
Senpai, Senpai...
Mash:
This may have all happened in the heat of the moment...but don't you think Jaguar Warrior has gotten a bit out of hand here?
Da Vinci:
Hmmm...it may be best that you said something.
The problem is WHAT to say...
Fujimaru 1:
I can't help but notice that you're blonde, too...
Jaguar Warrior:
M-mrow!?
M-my hair is fine because I'm an adult!
Fujimaru 2:
Are you one of those adults who forces others into a mold?
Jaguar Warrior:
Mrow!!! You've hit a nerve there!
Emiya:
Ah. We've cornered her now, pointless as this whole game of cat and mouse has been, though...
Cú Chulainn:
Hey, looks like that guy's going for a counterattack.
Sakata Kintoki:
Hey you, the cat who can't take a freakin' hint...I'm only sayin' this once, so listen up.
Sakata Kintoki:
This golden hair of mine is...
Sakata Kintoki:
My natural hair color!
Jaguar Warrior:
WHAT!?
Jaguar Warrior:
Really? Oh, then, that's fine.
Fujimaru 1:
That was easy!
Fou:
Fou!
Cú Chulainn:
...I get it. That cat's tactic is just to go all-out. The moment we break through, her defenses weaken. Well then, I'll take this opportunity myself...
Cú Chulainn:
I'll have you know that these earrings of mine are family heirlooms, passed down by my parents. So that's why I can't take them off.
Jaguar Warrior:
Oh I see. Then that's purrfectly fine.
You can keep them on.
Cú Chulainn:
Easy. Too easy.
Emiya:
(...I guess I have no choice.
I feel bad, but this is the end for her.)
Emiya:
Uh, so, actually... My hair did this on its own.
I don't bleach it at all.
Jaguar Warrior:
Heh? Haha, there's no fooling me on that! That can't be true! There's no point messing with me!
Emiya:
How come I'm not getting a break!?
Jaguar Warrior:
And so! Today's night rounds are over...but I'm obviously going out tomorrow night! Got that, Reformed Delinquent Boy, Unit 1!?
Jaguar Warrior:
The journey of the young man who idolizes the jaguar on her nightly rounds! Until he can finally put his serial dating days behind him!
Emiya:
(Sigh) I guess I'm stuck with her a little longer.
Emiya:
Sorry, Master.
She doesn't mean any harm. Probably.
Emiya:
She's trying to better the world in her own odd way. I'll take care of the rest.
Emiya:
You go back to Chaldea and rest up. Me? Just keeping a cup of tea ready for me will be enough.
Mash:
And there goes Emiya...
That is the posture of a sad, defeated man...
Fujimaru 1:
He looks kinda happy, too...
Mash:
You think so?
If Senpai thinks so, maybe it's true...
Da Vinci:
Yeah. I agree with Fujimaru.
He does seem like he is a little happy.
Da Vinci:
He's the sort of Heroic Spirit who's always taking care of everyone else, but it always seemed like he kept his distance from Jaguar Warrior before.
Da Vinci:
But it looks like he's given up and now he's tagging along with her. I'd say it all turned out okay.