Karna
Heroic Spirit of the Charity
Mash: Master, are you going to eat? I'll come with you.
Fou: Fou, Fou!
Mash: You can come too, Fou... What? Is that... Karna?
Fujimaru 1: Heyo-Chal-Deluxe!
Fujimaru 2: Heyo-Chal-Deluxe!
Karna: Heyo-Chal-Deluxe.
Mash: What? ...Senpai? Karna!? What's going on!?
Karna: ...That's my question. I was told that's the standard greeting in Chaldea.
Mash: Who... Who told you that?
Karna: Master.
Mash: What? ...No way...
Mash: I didn't know such a wonderful greeting existed... Senpai, how come you didn't tell me?
Fujimaru 1: I came up with it yesterday.
Fujimaru 2: Sorry. I forgot.
Mash: ...Please say that to me, too.
Fujimaru 1: What?
Fujimaru 2: Don't tell me...
Mash: ...Heyo, something. The one you did, with the high-five.
Fujimaru 1: H-Heyo-Chal-Deluxe.
Fujimaru 2: Heyo-Chal-Deluxe!
Mash: Yes, Heyo-Chal-Deluxe.
Mash: —I see. This has a wonderful effect. It makes you feel...light and relaxed.
Mash: However, Chaldea is on high-alert right now. So from now on, this greeting will be banned.
Fou: Foou...
Fujimaru 1: ...Okay, I'm sorry...
Fujimaru 2: ...Mash can be scary sometimes...
Mash: By the way, what are you doing, Karna?
Karna: Oh, I'm about to go buy some bread at the store.
Mash: At Da Vinci's store? If you haven't had lunch, why don't we...
Karna: No, Doctor... Roman was his name? He asked me to buy some for him.
Mash: ... Doctor. It's me. Mash.
Mash: I'm going to get to the point. Why did you ask Karna to run errands for you?
Dr. Roman: Well, I've been busy, so I just thought...
Mash: Using a Heroic Spirit... To buy bread? I'm pretty sure there are other more useful things...
Dr. Roman: Wait, I meant it as a joke! But he just nodded and walked out of the room...
Fujimaru 1: Is that right?
Fujimaru 2: And you were okay with that?
Karna: Yes, what the Doctor said is correct. There isn't a single false statement.
Karna: ...Did I do something wrong?
Mash: No... I mean, I wouldn't know how to answer that myself...
Karna: I see. If nothing's wrong, I'm going to the store.
Da Vinci: I'm so sorry! Da Vinci's Super Special Delicious Bread just ran out.
Karna: Oh... I see.
Mash: (He looks so depressed, Senpai!) You always have extra, I wonder what happened?
Da Vinci: Well, we finally used up all the flour we had. Dr. Roman also told us not to waste it.
Da Vinci: I got it. Let's use this chance to procure a new supply route!
Da Vinci: Of course you will help me, right? They sell good flour in France, around here.
Da Vinci: If you can stuff it into my special Da Vinci Storage Bag, you should be able to bring back some crops to Chaldea.
Da Vinci: Normally, we'd purposely realign Chaldeas to manifest resources from our Rayshift destination but...
Da Vinci: Using Chaldea like that would truly deplete our resources... It just doesn't balance out.
Da Vinci: So in times like this, we need cheat a little.
Karna: Understood. Commencing Rayshift. Master, I'm sorry, but please get ready.
Mash: He agreed immediately!
Fujimaru 1: O-Okay.
Fujimaru 2: Understood.
Mash: ...Well. That's the reason we're in this French farming village.
Fou: Fou.
Dr. Roman: Hmm. How did things end up like this in the short time I was looking at Magi☆Mari's blog?
Mash: It's all the Doctor's fault!
Karna: That village... Hmm?
Villager: Oh, a traveler... No, looking at that spear... Perhaps you are part of the French army?
Karna: ...No, I'm not.
Villager: N-No way... It's been three days since the bandits seized our village...
Villager: Just when I thought someone had finally come to save us...
Karna: That sounds terrible. I will help you.
Villager: What? A-Are you sure? But... Only with this amount of people...
Mash: It won't be a problem. Karna... Let's hurry to the village!
Fou: Fou!
Bandit: Hell yeah! Bring us some booze! Get me some women too!
Mash: That's enough! For your health, please refrain from alcohol and women!
Bandit: Who the hell are you? A kid, a girl, and some skinny guy...
Bandit: Ha! Hey guys, go teach them a lesson!
--BATTLE--:
Karna: That's enough. Do you want to spend all your remaining time on momentary desires?
Bandit: What... What are these guys? T-They're too powerful!? L-Let's get out of here!
Dr. Roman: Persistently aiming at their vital spots, and accurately reducing their wills to fight to make them surrender as quickly as possible...
Dr. Roman: It was totally one sided, artistic even. I learned a lot.
Villager: T-Thank you very much, traveler. I have no idea how to repay you...
Karna: You don't need to thank me. We couldn't just let your village be destroyed.
Karna: By the way, can you give us some wheat? We'll pay the proper market price for it.
Villager: W-Wheat? That's all you need? Please take as much as you need!
Karna: ...No, just enough to fill this bag. I heard I can pay you with these silver coins.
Villager: Well, yes...then please take this. Is that really enough for you?
Karna: Yes, I appreciate it. I'm sorry for the trouble.
Mash: Karna...
Da Vinci: All right! This is Da Vinci's Super Special Delicious Bread Mark 2!
Karna: ...Splendid skill, or craftsmanship rather. I can even feel divinity from the steam.
Karna: You used to bake pizza before... As expected from an almighty genius, this is an almighty oven. Hat's off to you.
Karna: Sorry to make you wait, Doctor. Were you able to withstand the hunger? This is the bread you wanted.
Dr. Roman: Oh, thank you... I'm sorry about the extra work.
Karna: Oh no, it was a good experience. Anyway, I will take my leave now.
Mash: Karna is looking...a little bit strange, don't you think?
Dr. Roman: The Hero of Benefaction... I heard he even offered his armor when someone begged for it, even though it was his flesh and blood.
Fujimaru 1: Flesh and blood?
Fujimaru 2: Armor?
Dr. Roman: Yes, as long as he's wearing that gold armor no one can harm him.
Dr. Roman: He's a hero who relinquished even that precious armor when asked for it.
Dr. Roman: A widow's mite in a way... Takes only what is necessary and only the amount he really needs, that's him.
Mash: He is noble and aloof, yet engages with others as his peers— He is truly a model hero.
Mash: What a wonderful person. I can't believe the Doctor would ask him to do such a mundane task.
Dr. Roman: I was engaged in a task I couldn't leave, so... I am sorry.
Dr. Roman: Next time I'll ask Arjuna! You know... Since he's from India just like Karna!
Mash: T-That's an even bigger issue! Please let us do your trivial tasks!
Fou: Fou!