Karna
Heroic Spirit of the Charity
Mash:
Master, are you going to eat?
I'll come with you.
Fou:
Fou, Fou!
Mash:
You can come too, Fou...
What? Is that... Karna?
Fujimaru 1:
Heyo-Chal-Deluxe!
Fujimaru 2:
Heyo-Chal-Deluxe!
Karna:
Heyo-Chal-Deluxe.
Mash:
What? ...Senpai? Karna!?
What's going on!?
Karna:
...That's my question. I was told that's the standard greeting in Chaldea.
Mash:
Who... Who told you that?
Karna:
Master.
Mash:
What?
...No way...
Mash:
I didn't know such a wonderful greeting existed... Senpai, how come you didn't tell me?
Fujimaru 1:
I came up with it yesterday.
Fujimaru 2:
Sorry. I forgot.
Mash:
...Please say that to me, too.
Fujimaru 1:
What?
Fujimaru 2:
Don't tell me...
Mash:
...Heyo, something.
The one you did, with the high-five.
Fujimaru 1:
H-Heyo-Chal-Deluxe.
Fujimaru 2:
Heyo-Chal-Deluxe!
Mash:
Yes, Heyo-Chal-Deluxe.
Mash:
—I see. This has a wonderful effect. It makes you feel...light and relaxed.
Mash:
However, Chaldea is on high-alert right now. So from now on, this greeting will be banned.
Fou:
Foou...
Fujimaru 1:
...Okay, I'm sorry...
Fujimaru 2:
...Mash can be scary sometimes...
Mash:
By the way, what are you doing, Karna?
Karna:
Oh, I'm about to go buy some bread at the store.
Mash:
At Da Vinci's store?
If you haven't had lunch, why don't we...
Karna:
No, Doctor... Roman was his name?
He asked me to buy some for him.
Mash:
...
Doctor. It's me. Mash.
Mash:
I'm going to get to the point.
Why did you ask Karna to run errands for you?
Dr. Roman:
Well, I've been busy, so I just thought...
Mash:
Using a Heroic Spirit... To buy bread? I'm pretty sure there are other more useful things...
Dr. Roman:
Wait, I meant it as a joke!
But he just nodded and walked out of the room...
Fujimaru 1:
Is that right?
Fujimaru 2:
And you were okay with that?
Karna:
Yes, what the Doctor said is correct.
There isn't a single false statement.
Karna:
...Did I do something wrong?
Mash:
No... I mean, I wouldn't know how to answer that myself...
Karna:
I see. If nothing's wrong, I'm going to the store.
Da Vinci:
I'm so sorry! Da Vinci's Super Special Delicious Bread just ran out.
Karna:
Oh... I see.
Mash:
(He looks so depressed, Senpai!)
You always have extra, I wonder what happened?
Da Vinci:
Well, we finally used up all the flour we had.
Dr. Roman also told us not to waste it.
Da Vinci:
I got it. Let's use this chance to procure a new supply route!
Da Vinci:
Of course you will help me, right? They sell good flour in France, around here.
Da Vinci:
If you can stuff it into my special Da Vinci Storage Bag,
you should be able to bring back some crops to Chaldea.
Da Vinci:
Normally, we'd purposely realign Chaldeas to manifest resources from our Rayshift destination but...
Da Vinci:
Using Chaldea like that would truly deplete our resources... It just doesn't balance out.
Da Vinci:
So in times like this, we need cheat a little.
Karna:
Understood. Commencing Rayshift.
Master, I'm sorry, but please get ready.
Mash:
He agreed immediately!
Fujimaru 1:
O-Okay.
Fujimaru 2:
Understood.
Mash:
...Well. That's the reason we're in this French farming village.
Fou:
Fou.
Dr. Roman:
Hmm. How did things end up like this in the short time I was looking at Magi☆Mari's blog?
Mash:
It's all the Doctor's fault!
Karna:
That village... Hmm?
Villager:
Oh, a traveler... No, looking at that spear... Perhaps you are part of the French army?
Karna:
...No, I'm not.
Villager:
N-No way... It's been three days since the bandits seized our village...
Villager:
Just when I thought someone had finally come to save us...
Karna:
That sounds terrible. I will help you.
Villager:
What? A-Are you sure? But... Only with this amount of people...
Mash:
It won't be a problem.
Karna... Let's hurry to the village!
Fou:
Fou!
Bandit:
Hell yeah! Bring us some booze! Get me some women too!
Mash:
That's enough! For your health, please refrain from alcohol and women!
Bandit:
Who the hell are you? A kid, a girl, and some skinny guy...
Bandit:
Ha! Hey guys, go teach them a lesson!
--BATTLE--:
Karna:
That's enough. Do you want to spend all your remaining time on momentary desires?
Bandit:
What... What are these guys? T-They're too powerful!? L-Let's get out of here!
Dr. Roman:
Persistently aiming at their vital spots, and accurately reducing their wills to fight to make them surrender as quickly as possible...
Dr. Roman:
It was totally one sided, artistic even.
I learned a lot.
Villager:
T-Thank you very much, traveler.
I have no idea how to repay you...
Karna:
You don't need to thank me.
We couldn't just let your village be destroyed.
Karna:
By the way, can you give us some wheat?
We'll pay the proper market price for it.
Villager:
W-Wheat? That's all you need?
Please take as much as you need!
Karna:
...No, just enough to fill this bag.
I heard I can pay you with these silver coins.
Villager:
Well, yes...then please take this.
Is that really enough for you?
Karna:
Yes, I appreciate it.
I'm sorry for the trouble.
Mash:
Karna...
Da Vinci:
All right! This is Da Vinci's Super Special Delicious Bread Mark 2!
Karna:
...Splendid skill, or craftsmanship rather.
I can even feel divinity from the steam.
Karna:
You used to bake pizza before... As expected from an almighty genius, this is an almighty oven. Hat's off to you.
Karna:
Sorry to make you wait, Doctor. Were you able to withstand the hunger? This is the bread you wanted.
Dr. Roman:
Oh, thank you...
I'm sorry about the extra work.
Karna:
Oh no, it was a good experience.
Anyway, I will take my leave now.
Mash:
Karna is looking...a little bit strange, don't you think?
Dr. Roman:
The Hero of Benefaction... I heard he even offered his armor when someone begged for it, even though it was his flesh and blood.
Fujimaru 1:
Flesh and blood?
Fujimaru 2:
Armor?
Dr. Roman:
Yes, as long as he's wearing that gold armor no one can harm him.
Dr. Roman:
He's a hero who relinquished even that precious armor when asked for it.
Dr. Roman:
A widow's mite in a way... Takes only what is necessary and only the amount he really needs, that's him.
Mash:
He is noble and aloof, yet engages with others as his peers— He is truly a model hero.
Mash:
What a wonderful person. I can't believe the Doctor would ask him to do such a mundane task.
Dr. Roman:
I was engaged in a task I couldn't leave, so... I am sorry.
Dr. Roman:
Next time I'll ask Arjuna!
You know... Since he's from India just like Karna!
Mash:
T-That's an even bigger issue!
Please let us do your trivial tasks!
Fou:
Fou!