Lancelot - Berserker

Knight of Owner

Mash: Ahh... This breeze certainly feels nice, doesn't it Senpai?


Fujimaru 1: It sure does, by the way...


Fujimaru 2: It sure does, come to think of it...


Dr. Roman: I was wondering why you brought a Berserker to such a peaceful picnic.

Lancelot: ...

Mash: Doctor, Lancelot may be a Berserker, but I think if you talk to him he'll understand.

Mash: He's a reasonable Berserker, so I think it's all right.

Dr. Roman: A reasonable Berserker... He couldn't be a Berserker then, could he...


Fujimaru 1: He can understand us?


Fujimaru 2: To be honest, it seems that way.


Mash: Yes... He does seem to understand us.

Fou: Foou?

Lancelot:berserk2–!!!

Dr. Roman: Gah! I knew it! He doesn't understand us!

Mash: No, that's not it! –Senpai! It's an enemy attack! Get behind me! I'll intercept th...

Mash: Huh? Where's my shield?


Fujimaru 1: Come to think of it, where is it?


Fujimaru 2: Sorry, I put our lunches on it...


Mash: Oh! It still has our lunches on it! Senpai, watch out!

Lancelot:berserk2–!!!

Mash: Lancelot!

Dr. Roman: He used the chopsticks– to stop the attack... That's amazing...

Mash: So that's the skill of the Knight of Owner. Bravo, Lancelot!

Dr. Roman: But those chopsticks won't hold out for long!


Fujimaru 1: Can he use something else as a weapon?


Fujimaru 2: I think we need to get Mash's shield...


Fou: Foou!

Dr. Roman: Huh? ...What did you find, Fou? That's a log! Well done, Fou!

Mash: Take it, Lancelot!

Lancelot:berserk2–!!!

Dr. Roman: Whoa! Just touching that log he instantly transformed it into a Noble Phantasm-level weapon!

--BATTLE--:

Mash: They're still coming! Senpai, your orders!


Fujimaru 1: Our pleasant picnic is ruined...


Fujimaru 2: Lancelot, a fresh log for you!


Lancelot:berserk2–!!!

--BATTLE--:

Mash: This is the last wave of enemies! Lancelot, your log—


Fujimaru 1: It's bashed to bits. A new log for you!


Fujimaru 2: Thank goodness there's a forest nearby!


Lancelot:berserk2–!!!

Mash: H-He seems upset! Master, it seems as if he's had it with logs, and wants a real weapon!

--BATTLE--:

Mash: Whew... Somehow, we fought them off. You were a great help, Lancelot!

Lancelot: ...

Dr. Roman: Knight of Owner... I see. But, can logs and chopsticks be counted as weapons?

Mash: I've heard of a great swordsman in ancient Japan who used chopsticks to defeat an insect-like monster, so I don't think it's unusual.


Fujimaru 1: Wow, you sure know a lot...


Fujimaru 2: Was that Musashi?


Mash: Yes. But even then, they wouldn't work as weapons without Lancelot's unparallel abilities.

Lancelot:berserk1!!

Dr. Roman: What? Another enemy attack? ...Or not. Is he communicating with us?

Mash: I'm sure that's it. Don't you agree Senpai?


Fujimaru 1: Huh? Well...


Fujimaru 2: So it seems.


Lancelot:berserk1!!

Fou: Fou!

For Someone's Glory

Mash: Lancelot's...face?

Dr. Roman: Yeah. See, he's always wearing that helmet, right? Don't you want to see what's under there?


Fujimaru 1: Yes, I totally do.


Fujimaru 2: He's probably quite handsome.


Fou: Foou?

Dr. Roman: You'll have to admit, Lancelot is the ideal image of a knight! He's the most popular Heroic Spirit among the ladies in this world.

Mash: Haa... But how can we get his helmet off?

Dr. Roman: Plan A: A slip of the hand during battle! All right, let's give it a try!

Dr. Roman: Now then, I'm going to start the battle simulation program. Is everybody ready?

Lancelot: ...

Mash: (I feel really bad about tricking him...) ...Got it, Doctor. I'm ready any time.

Dr. Roman: The enemy's a simulated Servant used for trainings, so it's not dangerous. Don't worry.

Dr. Roman: (I'm going to set the parameters at the highest, though.)

Mash: Let's begin, Master.


Fujimaru 1: All right! Let's do our best!


Fujimaru 2: Am I supposed to slip and pull his helmet off?


Mash: Senpai! Shhh! Shhh!

Lancelot:berserk2–!!!

--BATTLE--:

Lancelot:berserk2–!!

Mash: Th-That was excellent... (It's no good. He doesn't leave any openings during or after battle!)

Dr. Roman: (He truly is the Knight of the Lake!) Is he really under Madness Enhancement?

Mash: That must be his famous "Eternal Arms Mastery."

Mash: Even under Madness Enhancement, his combat skills will never deteriorate.

Dr. Roman: We're not through yet! Don't give up, Mash! The next Shadow Servant will be incredible!

Dr. Roman: (Hahaha, I'm gonna rig the settings.) (Even the Knight of the Lake won't be able to...)

Dr. Roman: ...Oops.

Mash: Um... Doctor, what is this?

Dr. Roman: Sorry, I messed up. I might've summoned an extremely powerful mock Servant.

Dr. Roman: Oopsie Daisy?


Fujimaru 1: I saw this coming.


Fujimaru 2: Oopsie daisy my butt!


Fou: Foou!

Dr. Roman: Oh, just FYI. This Shadow Servant might cost you your lives...

Mash: Doctor?!

Dr. Roman: D-Do your best!

Mash: I'll make you pay for this later, got it? Anyway, let's take care of this Lancelot!

Lancelot:berserk2–!!

--BATTLE--:

Mash: W-We won...just barely.

Lancelot: ...

Dr. Roman: He made that fight look like a walk in the park... The Knight of the Lake... What a guy...

Fou: Foou...


Fujimaru 1: So, remind me why we're doing this.


Fujimaru 2: I just want to go back to my room...


Mash: Sheesh, it's all because the Doctor wanted to see Lancelot's face, that's why we... Oops.

Dr. Roman: Mash?

Lancelot: ...

Mash: I-I'm sorry...


Fujimaru 1: Sorry, but we're really curious...


Fujimaru 2: Come on and just show us!


Lancelot: ...!!! (Kachank)

Mash: ...What? You're going to show us?

Fou: Fou!?

Dr. Roman: Whaaaaaat? All my effort was for nothing...

Dr. Roman: But, finally, we can see the Knight of the Lake's true face!

Mash: ...!!! (Gulp)

Dr. Roman: Whooooah! ...What the?

Mash: I don't know what to say...

Dr. Roman: For some reason, even with his helmet off, it's a blur and I can't make out his features at all.

Lancelot: ...


Fujimaru 1: Could this be?


Fujimaru 2: Show us your face!


Dr. Roman: I get it. I think this is the effect of "For Someone's Glory."

Mash: The skill that conceals his status and appearance, isn't it?

Mash: But still, even this close with his helmet off, I still can't see a thing...

Dr. Roman: All this has made me...so tired.


Fujimaru 1: What a disappointment!


Fujimaru 2: Let's go back and eat...


Mash: Y-Yeah, let's...

Dr. Roman: Well, talk about a waste of time. I think that's the right phrase for today.

Mash: Don't talk like that, Doctor! Lancelot, please don't be offended.

Lancelot: ...


Fujimaru 1: Show us your true face sometime, all right?


Fujimaru 2: Someday we'll be able to see your real face, right?


Mash: Haha... Yes, that's right. I have a feeling it will happen.

Fou: Fou!!