Lancelot - Berserker
Knight of Owner
Mash:
Ahh...
This breeze certainly feels nice, doesn't it Senpai?
Fujimaru 1:
It sure does, by the way...
Fujimaru 2:
It sure does, come to think of it...
Dr. Roman:
I was wondering why you brought a Berserker to such a peaceful picnic.
Lancelot:
...
Mash:
Doctor, Lancelot may be a Berserker, but I think if you talk to him he'll understand.
Mash:
He's a reasonable Berserker, so I think it's all right.
Dr. Roman:
A reasonable Berserker...
He couldn't be a Berserker then, could he...
Fujimaru 1:
He can understand us?
Fujimaru 2:
To be honest, it seems that way.
Mash:
Yes...
He does seem to understand us.
Fou:
Foou?
Lancelot:
–!!!
Dr. Roman:
Gah! I knew it!
He doesn't understand us!
Mash:
No, that's not it! –Senpai! It's an enemy attack!
Get behind me! I'll intercept th...
Mash:
Huh?
Where's my shield?
Fujimaru 1:
Come to think of it, where is it?
Fujimaru 2:
Sorry, I put our lunches on it...
Mash:
Oh! It still has our lunches on it!
Senpai, watch out!
Lancelot:–!!!
Mash:
Lancelot!
Dr. Roman:
He used the chopsticks–
to stop the attack... That's amazing...
Mash:
So that's the skill of the Knight of Owner.
Bravo, Lancelot!
Dr. Roman:
But those chopsticks won't hold out for long!
Fujimaru 1:
Can he use something else as a weapon?
Fujimaru 2:
I think we need to get Mash's shield...
Fou:
Foou!
Dr. Roman:
Huh? ...What did you find, Fou?
That's a log! Well done, Fou!
Mash:
Take it, Lancelot!
Lancelot:–!!!
Dr. Roman:
Whoa! Just touching that log he instantly transformed it into a Noble Phantasm-level weapon!
--BATTLE--:
Mash:
They're still coming!
Senpai, your orders!
Fujimaru 1:
Our pleasant picnic is ruined...
Fujimaru 2:
Lancelot, a fresh log for you!
Lancelot:–!!!
--BATTLE--:
Mash:
This is the last wave of enemies!
Lancelot, your log—
Fujimaru 1:
It's bashed to bits. A new log for you!
Fujimaru 2:
Thank goodness there's a forest nearby!
Lancelot:–!!!
Mash:
H-He seems upset! Master, it seems as if he's had it with logs, and wants a real weapon!
--BATTLE--:
Mash:
Whew... Somehow, we fought them off.
You were a great help, Lancelot!
Lancelot:
...
Dr. Roman:
Knight of Owner... I see.
But, can logs and chopsticks be counted as weapons?
Mash:
I've heard of a great swordsman in ancient Japan who used chopsticks to defeat an insect-like monster, so I don't think it's unusual.
Fujimaru 1:
Wow, you sure know a lot...
Fujimaru 2:
Was that Musashi?
Mash:
Yes. But even then, they wouldn't work as weapons without Lancelot's unparallel abilities.
Lancelot:
!!
Dr. Roman:
What? Another enemy attack?
...Or not. Is he communicating with us?
Mash:
I'm sure that's it.
Don't you agree Senpai?
Fujimaru 1:
Huh? Well...
Fujimaru 2:
So it seems.
Lancelot:!!
Fou:
Fou!
For Someone's Glory
Mash:
Lancelot's...face?
Dr. Roman:
Yeah. See, he's always wearing that helmet, right?
Don't you want to see what's under there?
Fujimaru 1:
Yes, I totally do.
Fujimaru 2:
He's probably quite handsome.
Fou:
Foou?
Dr. Roman:
You'll have to admit, Lancelot is the ideal image of a knight! He's the most popular Heroic Spirit among the ladies in this world.
Mash:
Haa...
But how can we get his helmet off?
Dr. Roman:
Plan A: A slip of the hand during battle!
All right, let's give it a try!
Dr. Roman:
Now then, I'm going to start the battle simulation program. Is everybody ready?
Lancelot:
...
Mash:
(I feel really bad about tricking him...)
...Got it, Doctor. I'm ready any time.
Dr. Roman:
The enemy's a simulated Servant used for trainings,
so it's not dangerous. Don't worry.
Dr. Roman:
(I'm going to set the parameters at the highest, though.)
Mash:
Let's begin, Master.
Fujimaru 1:
All right! Let's do our best!
Fujimaru 2:
Am I supposed to slip and pull his helmet off?
Mash:
Senpai!
Shhh! Shhh!
Lancelot:–!!!
--BATTLE--:
Lancelot:–!!
Mash:
Th-That was excellent... (It's no good.
He doesn't leave any openings during or after battle!)
Dr. Roman:
(He truly is the Knight of the Lake!)
Is he really under Madness Enhancement?
Mash:
That must be his famous "Eternal Arms Mastery."
Mash:
Even under Madness Enhancement, his combat skills will never deteriorate.
Dr. Roman:
We're not through yet! Don't give up, Mash!
The next Shadow Servant will be incredible!
Dr. Roman:
(Hahaha, I'm gonna rig the settings.)
(Even the Knight of the Lake won't be able to...)
Dr. Roman:
...Oops.
Mash:
Um...
Doctor, what is this?
Dr. Roman:
Sorry, I messed up. I might've summoned an extremely powerful mock Servant.
Dr. Roman:
Oopsie Daisy?
Fujimaru 1:
I saw this coming.
Fujimaru 2:
Oopsie daisy my butt!
Fou:
Foou!
Dr. Roman:
Oh, just FYI.
This Shadow Servant might cost you your lives...
Mash:
Doctor?!
Dr. Roman:
D-Do your best!
Mash:
I'll make you pay for this later, got it?
Anyway, let's take care of this Lancelot!
Lancelot:–!!
--BATTLE--:
Mash:
W-We won...just barely.
Lancelot:
...
Dr. Roman:
He made that fight look like a walk in the park...
The Knight of the Lake... What a guy...
Fou:
Foou...
Fujimaru 1:
So, remind me why we're doing this.
Fujimaru 2:
I just want to go back to my room...
Mash:
Sheesh, it's all because the Doctor wanted to see Lancelot's face, that's why we... Oops.
Dr. Roman:
Mash?
Lancelot:
...
Mash:
I-I'm sorry...
Fujimaru 1:
Sorry, but we're really curious...
Fujimaru 2:
Come on and just show us!
Lancelot:
...!!! (Kachank)
Mash:
...What?
You're going to show us?
Fou:
Fou!?
Dr. Roman:
Whaaaaaat?
All my effort was for nothing...
Dr. Roman:
But, finally, we can see the Knight of the Lake's true face!
Mash:
...!!! (Gulp)
Dr. Roman:
Whooooah! ...What the?
Mash:
I don't know what to say...
Dr. Roman:
For some reason, even with his helmet off, it's a blur and I can't make out his features at all.
Lancelot:
...
Fujimaru 1:
Could this be?
Fujimaru 2:
Show us your face!
Dr. Roman:
I get it. I think this is the effect of
"For Someone's Glory."
Mash:
The skill that conceals his status and appearance, isn't it?
Mash:
But still, even this close with his helmet off, I still can't see a thing...
Dr. Roman:
All this has made me...so tired.
Fujimaru 1:
What a disappointment!
Fujimaru 2:
Let's go back and eat...
Mash:
Y-Yeah, let's...
Dr. Roman:
Well, talk about a waste of time.
I think that's the right phrase for today.
Mash:
Don't talk like that, Doctor!
Lancelot, please don't be offended.
Lancelot:
...
Fujimaru 1:
Show us your true face sometime, all right?
Fujimaru 2:
Someday we'll be able to see your real face, right?
Mash:
Haha... Yes, that's right.
I have a feeling it will happen.
Fou:
Fou!!