Lancelot - Berserker
Knight of Owner
Mash: Ahh... This breeze certainly feels nice, doesn't it Senpai?
Fujimaru 1: It sure does, by the way...
Fujimaru 2: It sure does, come to think of it...
Dr. Roman: I was wondering why you brought a Berserker to such a peaceful picnic.
Lancelot: ...
Mash: Doctor, Lancelot may be a Berserker, but I think if you talk to him he'll understand.
Mash: He's a reasonable Berserker, so I think it's all right.
Dr. Roman: A reasonable Berserker... He couldn't be a Berserker then, could he...
Fujimaru 1: He can understand us?
Fujimaru 2: To be honest, it seems that way.
Mash: Yes... He does seem to understand us.
Fou: Foou?
Lancelot:
–!!!
Dr. Roman: Gah! I knew it! He doesn't understand us!
Mash: No, that's not it! –Senpai! It's an enemy attack! Get behind me! I'll intercept th...
Mash: Huh? Where's my shield?
Fujimaru 1: Come to think of it, where is it?
Fujimaru 2: Sorry, I put our lunches on it...
Mash: Oh! It still has our lunches on it! Senpai, watch out!
Lancelot:–!!!
Mash: Lancelot!
Dr. Roman: He used the chopsticks– to stop the attack... That's amazing...
Mash: So that's the skill of the Knight of Owner. Bravo, Lancelot!
Dr. Roman: But those chopsticks won't hold out for long!
Fujimaru 1: Can he use something else as a weapon?
Fujimaru 2: I think we need to get Mash's shield...
Fou: Foou!
Dr. Roman: Huh? ...What did you find, Fou? That's a log! Well done, Fou!
Mash: Take it, Lancelot!
Lancelot:–!!!
Dr. Roman: Whoa! Just touching that log he instantly transformed it into a Noble Phantasm-level weapon!
--BATTLE--:
Mash: They're still coming! Senpai, your orders!
Fujimaru 1: Our pleasant picnic is ruined...
Fujimaru 2: Lancelot, a fresh log for you!
Lancelot:–!!!
--BATTLE--:
Mash: This is the last wave of enemies! Lancelot, your log—
Fujimaru 1: It's bashed to bits. A new log for you!
Fujimaru 2: Thank goodness there's a forest nearby!
Lancelot:–!!!
Mash: H-He seems upset! Master, it seems as if he's had it with logs, and wants a real weapon!
--BATTLE--:
Mash: Whew... Somehow, we fought them off. You were a great help, Lancelot!
Lancelot: ...
Dr. Roman: Knight of Owner... I see. But, can logs and chopsticks be counted as weapons?
Mash: I've heard of a great swordsman in ancient Japan who used chopsticks to defeat an insect-like monster, so I don't think it's unusual.
Fujimaru 1: Wow, you sure know a lot...
Fujimaru 2: Was that Musashi?
Mash: Yes. But even then, they wouldn't work as weapons without Lancelot's unparallel abilities.
Lancelot:
!!
Dr. Roman: What? Another enemy attack? ...Or not. Is he communicating with us?
Mash: I'm sure that's it. Don't you agree Senpai?
Fujimaru 1: Huh? Well...
Fujimaru 2: So it seems.
Lancelot:!!
Fou: Fou!
For Someone's Glory
Mash: Lancelot's...face?
Dr. Roman: Yeah. See, he's always wearing that helmet, right? Don't you want to see what's under there?
Fujimaru 1: Yes, I totally do.
Fujimaru 2: He's probably quite handsome.
Fou: Foou?
Dr. Roman: You'll have to admit, Lancelot is the ideal image of a knight! He's the most popular Heroic Spirit among the ladies in this world.
Mash: Haa... But how can we get his helmet off?
Dr. Roman: Plan A: A slip of the hand during battle! All right, let's give it a try!
Dr. Roman: Now then, I'm going to start the battle simulation program. Is everybody ready?
Lancelot: ...
Mash: (I feel really bad about tricking him...) ...Got it, Doctor. I'm ready any time.
Dr. Roman: The enemy's a simulated Servant used for trainings, so it's not dangerous. Don't worry.
Dr. Roman: (I'm going to set the parameters at the highest, though.)
Mash: Let's begin, Master.
Fujimaru 1: All right! Let's do our best!
Fujimaru 2: Am I supposed to slip and pull his helmet off?
Mash: Senpai! Shhh! Shhh!
Lancelot:–!!!
--BATTLE--:
Lancelot:–!!
Mash: Th-That was excellent... (It's no good. He doesn't leave any openings during or after battle!)
Dr. Roman: (He truly is the Knight of the Lake!) Is he really under Madness Enhancement?
Mash: That must be his famous "Eternal Arms Mastery."
Mash: Even under Madness Enhancement, his combat skills will never deteriorate.
Dr. Roman: We're not through yet! Don't give up, Mash! The next Shadow Servant will be incredible!
Dr. Roman: (Hahaha, I'm gonna rig the settings.) (Even the Knight of the Lake won't be able to...)
Dr. Roman: ...Oops.
Mash: Um... Doctor, what is this?
Dr. Roman: Sorry, I messed up. I might've summoned an extremely powerful mock Servant.
Dr. Roman: Oopsie Daisy?
Fujimaru 1: I saw this coming.
Fujimaru 2: Oopsie daisy my butt!
Fou: Foou!
Dr. Roman: Oh, just FYI. This Shadow Servant might cost you your lives...
Mash: Doctor?!
Dr. Roman: D-Do your best!
Mash: I'll make you pay for this later, got it? Anyway, let's take care of this Lancelot!
Lancelot:–!!
--BATTLE--:
Mash: W-We won...just barely.
Lancelot: ...
Dr. Roman: He made that fight look like a walk in the park... The Knight of the Lake... What a guy...
Fou: Foou...
Fujimaru 1: So, remind me why we're doing this.
Fujimaru 2: I just want to go back to my room...
Mash: Sheesh, it's all because the Doctor wanted to see Lancelot's face, that's why we... Oops.
Dr. Roman: Mash?
Lancelot: ...
Mash: I-I'm sorry...
Fujimaru 1: Sorry, but we're really curious...
Fujimaru 2: Come on and just show us!
Lancelot: ...!!! (Kachank)
Mash: ...What? You're going to show us?
Fou: Fou!?
Dr. Roman: Whaaaaaat? All my effort was for nothing...
Dr. Roman: But, finally, we can see the Knight of the Lake's true face!
Mash: ...!!! (Gulp)
Dr. Roman: Whooooah! ...What the?
Mash: I don't know what to say...
Dr. Roman: For some reason, even with his helmet off, it's a blur and I can't make out his features at all.
Lancelot: ...
Fujimaru 1: Could this be?
Fujimaru 2: Show us your face!
Dr. Roman: I get it. I think this is the effect of "For Someone's Glory."
Mash: The skill that conceals his status and appearance, isn't it?
Mash: But still, even this close with his helmet off, I still can't see a thing...
Dr. Roman: All this has made me...so tired.
Fujimaru 1: What a disappointment!
Fujimaru 2: Let's go back and eat...
Mash: Y-Yeah, let's...
Dr. Roman: Well, talk about a waste of time. I think that's the right phrase for today.
Mash: Don't talk like that, Doctor! Lancelot, please don't be offended.
Lancelot: ...
Fujimaru 1: Show us your true face sometime, all right?
Fujimaru 2: Someday we'll be able to see your real face, right?
Mash: Haha... Yes, that's right. I have a feeling it will happen.
Fou: Fou!!