Mata Hari
Meltdown Lover
Mata Hari:
So this is the place that'll have clues for the investigation?
Mash:
Yes. And we'd like to ask you,
Mata Hari, to carry out the investigation.
Mata Hari:
Oh, you're wise with your decision.
I'll definitely get it done.
Mata Hari:
But, Master. Unfortunately, I won't be able to get anywhere by myself.
Mata Hari:
So, please be sure to protect me, hehe.
Fujimaru 1:
Of course.
Fujimaru 2:
I'll do my best.
Mata Hari:
I'm counting on you.
Mash:
Please, we'll leave the investigation to you.
Mata Hari:
Right, of course.
Please hold on a second.
Mata Hari:
...I wonder if he'll do.
Well, I'll be on my way.
Mata Hari:
Once I enter the tavern, please wait until evening.
I'm sure there'll be a raid.
Mash:
Y-Yes.
I got it.
Mata Hari:
Hello, how are you?
Citizen:
Huh?
Oh, well...Who are you?
Mata Hari:
A traveling performer.
You're a local, right?
Citizen:
Yeah, I was born and raised here.
Mata Hari:
Then, can you tell me about this town?
I want to make a living here for a while.
Mata Hari:
If so, I'll have to know my way around the town, right?
Mata Hari:
Of course, I'll buy you a drink.
That is, if you know a good place.
Citizen:
Oh, of course.
Mata Hari:
Then, let's go.
Hehehe, maybe it's not healthy to drink during the day.
Mata Hari:
But, it's fun not being healthy.
...Wouldn't you agree?
Citizen:
Oh...Oh yeah, sure!
Then, let's go drink!
Mash:
...Brilliant technique. A man perceived as single and in his early thirties instantly fell for it.
Mash:
Despite wearing such revealing dress, she doesn't feel unnatural at all.
Dr. Roman:
A-As expected of a legendary spy who made men of French, English, and Russian governments fall for her...
Dr. Roman:
If she wants to, she can pleasure...
I mean, make the entire town fall for her.
Mash:
Anyway, let's follow her and wait until nightfall.
Mash:
Mata Hari is good at espionage but poor at fighting, so we have to support her.
Mata Hari:
Ahahaha, this is so much fun.
What happened to you?
Mata Hari:
Still haven't had enough to drink?
Or is there something else you rather do?
Mata Hari:
I guess it's true when men drink too much, they lose their performance.
Citizen:
...Who are you?
You are not just any traveling entertainer.
Mata Hari:
Well, who am I? That aside,
can you call out the soldiers you've been hiding?
Citizen:
!!!
Mata Hari:
Spectacular. Though I'm a Servant,
I'm a mere Assassin, so this may be out of my control.
Mata Hari:
...But.
Unfortunately for you, I'm not alone right now.
Fujimaru 1:
Let's go!
Mata Hari:
Yes, Master. I will give it everything since you believe in me, Mata Hari!
Mata Hari:
Hehehehehe.
Being a Servant is fun!
--BATTLE--:
Mata Hari:
Whew. It's over.
Well...Yup, that's the one right there.
Soldier:
Damn...You guys, what are you...?
Mata Hari:
Well now, that doesn't matter because you lost.
It's fine. Everyone's alive, right?
Mata Hari:
Now, why don't you tell us everything.
Don't miss a thing, ok?
Mata Hari:
Don't worry. I won't hurt you.
Because I hate things that hurt.
Mata Hari:
Or do you like to be hurt?
I can hurt you if you'd like.
Soldier:
N-No...
I'm fine...thank you...
Mata Hari:
Here, you can lay on my lap.
Well, go ahead–tell me, everything.
Soldier:
S-Sure...
Mash:
...Wow, that's amazing. How do you put it... I've witnessed the moment a man is captivated by someone.
Mata Hari:
What a good boy you are~
Now, tell mommy everything you know.
Mash:
This is dangerous, Senpai! If this continues,
we'll be crossing a line I'm not sure we want to!
Mata Hari:
I've got the information.
Let's go see the King.
Mata Hari:
It seems there're golems guarding the gate,
so let's all do our best there. On three!
Mash:
Mata Hari.
What happened to that man just now...
Mata Hari:
No problem. Even without me,
he'll surely find someone who matches his type.
Mata Hari:
Hehehehehehe.
What's your type, Master?
Mash:
L-Let's get going, Master!
Come on!
Mata Hari:
Hehehehehe.
Mash:
Golems sighted.
I'm going, Master!
Mata Hari:
Yes, let's do our best~
--BATTLE--:
Mata Hari:
So, the King is the last, huh?
Well, let's give him a good spanking first.
Mata Hari:
Then, I'll extract the information for you.
Mash:
But...he's the king of a country.
Can you do anything?
Mata Hari:
What're you talking about, cute little Mash?
From my experience, kings are the easiest to handle.
Mata Hari:
I mean, kings are at the top of their nations, right?
So, they need comfort more than anyone in their nations.
Mata Hari:
If anyone doesn't want that, then it must be a king who sacrifices everything for his people...or for God.
Mata Hari:
Otherwise, he's a tyrant who understands that it's the people who make all the sacrifices.
Mata Hari:
If he's an ordinary king, then no problem.
Well, let's fight.
King:
W-Who are you people!?
Stand back!
Mash:
No, pardon us but we'd like your assistance in an investigation. We also can't deny this is rather forceful.
King:
You bastards...!
K-Kill, I'm going to kill you–!
Dr. Roman:
Watch out.
It appears that the King is possessed by something.
Mash:
I can see that!
Mata Hari:
Leaves us no choice, then.
Let's exorcise him, Master♪
--BATTLE--:
King:
Uh, I...what on earth...
Who are you people...?
Mata Hari:
Well done, Your Majesty.
Hehehe, my name is Mata Hari.
King:
Mata Hari...?
A strange...name...
Mata Hari:
Yes, now can you look at these eyes?
My eyes are the sun.
Mata Hari:
A woman with eyes of the sun–that is my name.
Now, spill it all out.
King:
Oh...
Mash:
...Whew, looks like the investigation will be complete.
Thank you, Mata Hari.
Mata Hari:
No problem. I'm glad to have been a help to you guys, Master.
Mata Hari:
Well, Master. While we're at it,
how about another drink before heading back?
Mata Hari:
Ah, no?
Oh, that's too bad. Hehehehehe...