Medusa
Gorgon's Bride
Medusa:
(sigh...)
Fujimaru 1:
What's wrong?
Fujimaru 2:
What's up?
Medusa:
Oh, Fujimaru. Actually...I was offered a chance for an arranged marriage...
Fujimaru 1:
Uh-huh...Wait, did you say arranged marriage!?
Fujimaru 2:
From whom!?
Medusa:
I have two older sisters, and they approached me about having a formal marriage interview.
Fujimaru 1:
O-Okay...
Fujimaru 2:
So who are you meeting?
Medusa:
Well, I don't think they're that serious about matchmaking.
Medusa:
I have a feeling that they're just interested in my reactions...
Fujimaru 1:
Can't you turn it down?
Fujimaru 2:
Let's turn it down!
Medusa:
Sure..., but my sisters gave me a condition for turning it down...
Mash:
...So, you and Senpai must pretend to be a couple.
Fou:
Fou...
Dr. Roman:
Hey, cheer up, Mash. It's just a performance, not like they're going to actually link their arms or kiss...
Dr. Roman:
Wait, maybe they should?
Unless they do, they won't be seen as a couple.
Mash:
...!
Medusa:
Uh, well, I don't know.
You know, I'm not used to that kind of stuff...
Mash:
...Whew.
Well, of course, not you of all people, Medusa.
Medusa:
I'm not really happy either that you felt so relieved...
I'm just not used to being in a relationship...
Medusa:
At any rate, I'm sorry, Fujimaru.
For making you go through the extra trouble.
Fujimaru 1:
[♂ I look forward to dating you. /♀️ Have you noticed that I'm a woman?}
Medusa:
[♂ Oh, me too. /♀️ Of course, but I don't mind actually...}
Mash:
...
Dr. Roman:
All right, let me shoot the video evidence.
You back me up, Mash.
Mash:
...Yes, understood.
Medusa:
Hehe, I enjoy doing stuff like this once in a while.
Though I'm sorry to trouble you.
Fujimaru 1:
You don't have to be sorry.
Fujimaru 2:
I'd rather be ready to enjoy it.
Medusa:
Really?
You have odd taste in things.
Mash:
...
Dr. Roman:
Now, now, Mash, it's high time you got over it.
Young Man:
Hey, lady. Look at your sexy body.
Why don't you hang out with us?
Medusa:
...? Fujimaru, who are they talking about?
Fujimaru 1:
They're talking to you, Medusa.
Fujimaru 2:
Hmm, this is so typical...
Young Man:
Heehee...I'm sure it'll be more fun to hang out with us than a kid like that.
Medusa:
I'm sorry, but I'm enjoying my time with Fujimaru right now.
Medusa:
I'd appreciate it if you could quickly disappear from my sight...
Young Man:
What the heck? What a snob...
Hey, you guys. Teach her a lesson!
Medusa:
...Well. I may be used to it, but the fact that it's the same as always gives me a headache.
Medusa:
I'm sorry, Fujimaru.
Give me a little time to take out some trash.
--BATTLE--:
Young Man:
Wh-What the hell...this woman...
D-Damn it!! Boss!! Call the Boss!!
Boss:
Let me see... Ha!
You can't even handle a woman and a few kids?
Young Man:
Yeah, but that woman's a "giant" with "crazy strength."
Medusa:
...(Humph)
Boss:
Tsk, letting a single woman have her way with you.
Well, I do agree that small and cute girls are better.
Boss:
I'd turn down a "giant" like that even if she asked me out.
Medusa:
...(Ticked)
Young Man:
Hehe! With our Boss here, we're not afraid of you any more!! Hey, guys!! Let's take her down!!
Medusa:
...Master.
May I go all-out?
Medusa:
No, I'm not angry, I'm really not...
It's just that my mystic eyes are aching.
Mash:
Senpai, let's back her up...!!
Oh, it looks like we don't need to do that.
--BATTLE--:
Boss:
?!?!?! (Freeze)
Young Man:
Whoa!? Boss turned to stone?
Dammit, I'm going to get you for this!
Medusa:
Whew... I lost my temper a little there.
Fujimaru, I apologize.
Fujimaru 1:
I don't mind.
Fujimaru 2:
It happens.
Medusa:
Hehe... you're a kind person.
I appreciate your concern.
Medusa:
Besides, you treat even someone like me like a normal person.
Medusa:
Anyone who approached me would turn to stone, their faces twisted in horror...
Mash:
Medusa...
Dr. Roman:
The monster Medusa... The Gorgon...
By the way, how do your sisters look...
Mash:
Doctor!
Medusa:
My sisters are very cute.
They are not at all violent, unlike me.
Fujimaru 1:
You're cute, too!
Fujimaru 2:
You're close with your sisters, huh?
Medusa:
!!!
Medusa:
...Thank you, Fujimaru.
I like being around you.
Medusa:
I'm inexperienced, but let's get along from now too.