Mephistopheles
Tick Tock, Bang!
Mephistopheles: –Now then, now then. I have a hypothesis for you, my Master.
Mephistopheles: I know this is sudden.
Mephistopheles: But this world is ruled by an oppressor. Yes, a bad person. A very bad person!
Mephistopheles: And so I've taken it upon myself to fix this. By blowing things up!
Mephistopheles: And I want your help, you see.
Mephistopheles: Stalk the streets of London at night with me, and we'll set bombs!
Mephistopheles: Huge, amazing explosions! Dreadnought-class disaster! Come, let us travel to London!
Mephistopheles: Oh, Mash? Would you like to come with us? You're more than welcome.
Mephistopheles: If you can? If you've nothing better to do? If you want to spoil the fun?
Mash: I'll go with you no matter what, Master. Being alone with him seems like suicide.
Mephistopheles: Hehe, hehehehehe! Yes, of course! You must be ready for anything!
Mephistopheles: And off we go, everyone!
Mash: ...He dragged us off so quickly I didn't have time to object.
Mash: I guess we've got no choice. I can't contact the Doctor, so we'll just have to follow him.
Fou: Fou!
Mephistopheles: Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! We start with golems, it seems!
Mephistopheles: This must be a test of our abilities. Come, Master.
Mephistopheles: Let's tear them apart!
--BATTLE--:
Mephistopheles: Heheh, too easy! Too easy! Weaker than the weakest of insects.
Mash: Golems... So our opponent is a mage, is that right, Mephistopheles?
Mephistopheles: ...Indeed! Well, basically.
Mash: ...Basically...?
Mephistopheles: Now, now, don't worry about it! Let's go! Let's fight!
Mephistopheles: Now we have to set up the bombs. Beep, beep, beep!
Mephistopheles: Begin–the countdown!
Mephistopheles: And look, more enemies! Oh, how boring, just so boring.
Mephistopheles: Ye who possess no Command Spells, no arrogance, no pride, and no greed. My past Master!
Mephistopheles: As your Servant, I shall finish you off without any hesitation!
--BATTLE--:
Mephistopheles: And now, time for our next bomb. Let's go, Master.
Mash: ...Um, Master. Something...seems strange...
Mash: No, sorry. Either way, it's clear that the enemy is trying to kill us.
Mash: For now, let's cooperate with Mephistopheles.
Mephistopheles: Hehehehehe. The next bomb goes here.
Mephistopheles: And look, the enemy arrives! Just what you'd expect, right?
Mephistopheles: Another homunculus? That Alchemist never changes, does he?
Mephistopheles: Master, let us kill them! For justice! Hyahahaha!
Mash: Alchemist?
--BATTLE--:
Mephistopheles: Two more bomb sites left to go. This right arm here is incredibly important to him, isn't it?
Mephistopheles: Now, then, shall I finish him off? Setting the bomb!
Mephistopheles: And now here comes the enemy!
--BATTLE--:
Mash: ...Whew! Mephistopheles, this is the last one, right?
Mash: ...You can tell us now. The enemy was your former Master–
Mephistopheles: Indeed! Indeed! Dr. Georg Faust!
Mephistopheles: He forged me, he raised me, he feared me! And these bombs are a present for him.
Mephistopheles: So he can live and die with a smile on his face. Now, time for the last battle!
???: –So you're here, Mephistopheles.
Mephistopheles: Of course I am, Faust!
Mephistopheles: Oh, oh! What a pathetic joke you are! How comical and beautiful!
Mephistopheles: You're so ugly now I can't bear it!
Faust: Shut up, you failure of a project. It was foolish of me to grant you self-awareness.
Faust: And now you've even betrayed your master–!
Mephistopheles: How could I not, when you're so boring?
Faust: You bastard...
Mephistopheles: Yes, it's because you're boring! You were such an ordinary mage!
Mephistopheles: You sacrificed others as if it was ordinary and yet reaped no results at all!
Mephistopheles: You pretended to chase distant, unseen dreams and yet wasted your time on your ordinary life!
Mephistopheles: How boring! What a boring mage you are!
Mephistopheles: So why should I be blamed for taking a boring, average mage and making him famous throughout history?
Mephistopheles: Poor little Mephistopheles just doesn't understand.
Faust: You... I'll kill you! I'll kill you, Mephistopheles!
Mephistopheles: Come on and try it. Now, my entertaining Master!
Mephistopheles: This is the last battle! Shove that bomb up his butt!
--BATTLE--:
Faust: Gahh... Aggh! ...You...traitor!
Mephistopheles: Oh no no. I granted your wish to never be forgotten, did I not?
Mephistopheles: Without me, would Goethe ever have written Faust?
Mephistopheles: And without Faust, no one would have ever heard of you!
Mephistopheles: Hehehehehe! If you want someone to blame, blame Goethe! ..Bwah, ahahahahahaha!
Faust: Damn you! Damn you! My curse upon you! My curse upon you, Mephistopheles!
Mephistopheles: You're such a fool. A curse? Curses are like power-ups for me.
Mephistopheles: Now then. The bomb is set. And it's time to flip the switch.
Mephistopheles: –My thanks for playing along with that entertainment. Master, as long as you entertain me–
Mephistopheles: I will never betray you. Probably... Ahahahaha!
--SECTION BREAK--:
Fou: Fou!?
Mash: Good morning, Master. What's wrong? You're soaked with sweat.
Mash: Did you have a bad dream?
Fujimaru 1: It's nothing.
Fujimaru 2: ...
Mash: ...? What do you think happened, Fou?
Fou: Fou...?