Mephistopheles

Tick Tock, Bang!

Mephistopheles: –Now then, now then. I have a hypothesis for you, my Master.

Mephistopheles: I know this is sudden.

Mephistopheles: But this world is ruled by an oppressor. Yes, a bad person. A very bad person!

Mephistopheles: And so I've taken it upon myself to fix this. By blowing things up!

Mephistopheles: And I want your help, you see.

Mephistopheles: Stalk the streets of London at night with me, and we'll set bombs!

Mephistopheles: Huge, amazing explosions! Dreadnought-class disaster! Come, let us travel to London!

Mephistopheles: Oh, Mash? Would you like to come with us? You're more than welcome.

Mephistopheles: If you can? If you've nothing better to do? If you want to spoil the fun?

Mash: I'll go with you no matter what, Master. Being alone with him seems like suicide.

Mephistopheles: Hehe, hehehehehe! Yes, of course! You must be ready for anything!

Mephistopheles: And off we go, everyone!

Mash: ...He dragged us off so quickly I didn't have time to object.

Mash: I guess we've got no choice. I can't contact the Doctor, so we'll just have to follow him.

Fou: Fou!

Mephistopheles: Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! We start with golems, it seems!

Mephistopheles: This must be a test of our abilities. Come, Master.

Mephistopheles: Let's tear them apart!

--BATTLE--:

Mephistopheles: Heheh, too easy! Too easy! Weaker than the weakest of insects.

Mash: Golems... So our opponent is a mage, is that right, Mephistopheles?

Mephistopheles: ...Indeed! Well, basically.

Mash: ...Basically...?

Mephistopheles: Now, now, don't worry about it! Let's go! Let's fight!

Mephistopheles: Now we have to set up the bombs. Beep, beep, beep!

Mephistopheles: Begin–the countdown!

Mephistopheles: And look, more enemies! Oh, how boring, just so boring.

Mephistopheles: Ye who possess no Command Spells, no arrogance, no pride, and no greed. My past Master!

Mephistopheles: As your Servant, I shall finish you off without any hesitation!

--BATTLE--:

Mephistopheles: And now, time for our next bomb. Let's go, Master.

Mash: ...Um, Master. Something...seems strange...

Mash: No, sorry. Either way, it's clear that the enemy is trying to kill us.

Mash: For now, let's cooperate with Mephistopheles.

Mephistopheles: Hehehehehe. The next bomb goes here.

Mephistopheles: And look, the enemy arrives! Just what you'd expect, right?

Mephistopheles: Another homunculus? That Alchemist never changes, does he?

Mephistopheles: Master, let us kill them! For justice! Hyahahaha!

Mash: Alchemist?

--BATTLE--:

Mephistopheles: Two more bomb sites left to go. This right arm here is incredibly important to him, isn't it?

Mephistopheles: Now, then, shall I finish him off? Setting the bomb!

Mephistopheles: And now here comes the enemy!

--BATTLE--:

Mash: ...Whew! Mephistopheles, this is the last one, right?

Mash: ...You can tell us now. The enemy was your former Master–

Mephistopheles: Indeed! Indeed! Dr. Georg Faust!

Mephistopheles: He forged me, he raised me, he feared me! And these bombs are a present for him.

Mephistopheles: So he can live and die with a smile on his face. Now, time for the last battle!

???: –So you're here, Mephistopheles.

Mephistopheles: Of course I am, Faust!

Mephistopheles: Oh, oh! What a pathetic joke you are! How comical and beautiful!

Mephistopheles: You're so ugly now I can't bear it!

Faust: Shut up, you failure of a project. It was foolish of me to grant you self-awareness.

Faust: And now you've even betrayed your master–!

Mephistopheles: How could I not, when you're so boring?

Faust: You bastard...

Mephistopheles: Yes, it's because you're boring! You were such an ordinary mage!

Mephistopheles: You sacrificed others as if it was ordinary and yet reaped no results at all!

Mephistopheles: You pretended to chase distant, unseen dreams and yet wasted your time on your ordinary life!

Mephistopheles: How boring! What a boring mage you are!

Mephistopheles: So why should I be blamed for taking a boring, average mage and making him famous throughout history?

Mephistopheles: Poor little Mephistopheles just doesn't understand.

Faust: You... I'll kill you! I'll kill you, Mephistopheles!

Mephistopheles: Come on and try it. Now, my entertaining Master!

Mephistopheles: This is the last battle! Shove that bomb up his butt!

--BATTLE--:

Faust: Gahh... Aggh! ...You...traitor!

Mephistopheles: Oh no no. I granted your wish to never be forgotten, did I not?

Mephistopheles: Without me, would Goethe ever have written Faust?

Mephistopheles: And without Faust, no one would have ever heard of you!

Mephistopheles: Hehehehehe! If you want someone to blame, blame Goethe! ..Bwah, ahahahahahaha!

Faust: Damn you! Damn you! My curse upon you! My curse upon you, Mephistopheles!

Mephistopheles: You're such a fool. A curse? Curses are like power-ups for me.

Mephistopheles: Now then. The bomb is set. And it's time to flip the switch.

Mephistopheles: –My thanks for playing along with that entertainment. Master, as long as you entertain me–

Mephistopheles: I will never betray you. Probably... Ahahahaha!

--SECTION BREAK--:

Fou: Fou!?

Mash: Good morning, Master. What's wrong? You're soaked with sweat.

Mash: Did you have a bad dream?


Fujimaru 1: It's nothing.


Fujimaru 2: ...


Mash: ...? What do you think happened, Fou?

Fou: Fou...?