Nezha
The Feudists
Mash:
 Oh, Senpai.
Mash:
 Yes, I was just reading.
Mash:
 I wanted to learn more about Nezha,
 so I was re-reading her story.
Mash:
 I had read “Journey to the West” before, but I learned of “Investiture of the Gods” only recently.
Mash:
 Have you heard of it?
Fujimaru 1:
 Both novels are pretty popular.
Mash:
 Really?
Fujimaru 2:
 I don't think that many people have read the original text...
Mash:
 So there are many spin-off works from the original text.
Mash:
 Human culture never ceases to amaze me.
Mash:
 The frequently mentioned Chinese classics are: “Journey to the West,” “Romance of the Three Kingdoms,” “Water Margin,” and “The Plum in the Golden Vase.”
Mash:
 Though many of the passionate readers switch the “Golden Vase” with “Investiture of the Gods” to insist that it is one of the great classic Chinese novels.
Mash:
 And some say that the “Investiture of the Gods” is one of the great Chinese classics, along with “Romance of the Three Kingdoms” and “Journey to the West.”
Mash:
 I also took a brief look at related Chinese texts...
Mash:
 But it appears that the lore for Nezha greatly differs from work to work.
Fujimaru 1:
 Really?
Mash:
 It appears that she has Taoist,
 Buddhist, and even Hindu origins.
Mash:
 Although, that isn't really unique,
 even among the Servants we know...
Fujimaru 2:
 There's just one question (read: gender) to clear up.
Mash:
 Senpai, here's your coffee. I believe there are certain topics that are best left alone.
Mash:
 The Nezha that we know appears to be the most similar to the version from “Journey to the West”...
Mash:
 The Nezha of “Investiture of the Gods” seems like a better fit for a Berserker than a Lancer...
Mash:
 But Nezha is...hard to define. So many characteristics and aspects are jumbled together.
Mash:
 In “Investiture of the Gods,” many supernatural beings and spirits of various time periods assemble and participate in a bloody melee.
Fujimaru 1:
 It's like Chaldea.
Mash:
 If you're likening “Investiture of the Gods” to an all-star battle set during the Ming Dynasty, you would not be far off the mark.
Mash:
 Though, I would prefer to not use the word “melee”...
Fujimaru 2:
 Both Heroic Spirits and humans have hidden sides.
Mash:
 True...it's not right to judge others by rumors or titles alone.
Mash:
 On one hand, Nezha is enshrined as a god in China and Southeast Asia, even in modern times.
Mash:
 Don't you think it's odd for a god to be depicted as a youth?
Mash:
 I was very curious about that,
 and that's why I went to the library...
Fujimaru 1:
 Why don't we just ask Nezha?
Mash:
 Wouldn't...that be too...bold of us?
Mash:
 With so many aspects, maybe there are some she would prefer be left alone? Still...
Fujimaru 2:
 Long have I awaited this day...
Mash:
 ...Senpai.
Mash:
 This is that legendary drink called “coffee.”
 It's black, so please drink it all down.
Mash:
 Everyone is my teacher in life,
 and they are also my friends...
Mash:
 Even were it necessary for a mission,
 I'd like to avoid anything that could hurt them...
Mash:
 Though...my curiosity may be winning out over all that...
Mash:
 Um...Nezha's schedule for today is...
Mash:
 It appears that she is participating in a meeting run by the “Buddhist Club.”
Fujimaru 1:
 That's new. Where do they meet?
Mash:
 This is the first I heard of the group, as well.
Mash:
 I've heard of groups like “Old Men Seriously Reading Fairytales” and “Air Basketball Club”...
Fujimaru 2:
 How do you know about this club?
Mash:
 Because I'm aware of all the clubs that are active in Chaldea!
Mash:
 Well...at least I wanted to be.
 I may have exaggerated a bit...
Mash:
 So actually, an anonymous Japanese Lancer came to me to discuss something, and that's how I heard about it.
Mash:
 The meeting is held...in the simulator room, it seems.
Mash:
 I can even hear the sounds of battle all the way out here. I can only assume that an extensive training session is underway.
Fujimaru 1:
 Forcing my way in.
Mash:
 Ah, Senpai!?
Fujimaru 2:
 I'd like to join the club.
Mash:
 If it's a Buddhist Club, would the conditions to join the club be renouncing the world and becoming a monk?
--ARROW--:
Nezha:
 Master!
 Have. No need. For assistance. Or strategizing.
Nezha:
 This is training!
Fujimaru 1:
 I know!
Fujimaru 2:
 That's why I wanted to join.
Benkei:
 Wonderful, Lord Nezha.
 Such superb fighting technique!
Benkei:
 My naginata is certainly getting a workout.
 Your mystical spear is especially ravishing!
Benkei:
 And this is called the Fire-Tipped Spear?
Benkei:
 Well, you are more than qualified to join our Buddhist Club!
Nezha:
 ...??? Do not. Understand.
Nezha:
 Buddhist Club? More like. Feudist club!
Nezha:
 But. You helped me train...
 You were. Enthusiastic. Thank you. For that.
Sanzang:
 Huh? When did this turn into a club admission test?
Sanzang:
 Actually, we welcome anyone and everyone to our Buddhist gathering.
Sanzang:
 But honestly, I was beyond excited when I learned that Nezha had come to Chaldea!
Sanzang:
 I'd be happy to spend time with you!
 Not just when we're training, either!
Sanzang:
 From eating vegetarian sweets, picking out a priest's stole, temple hopping...I'm game for anything!
Nezha:
 You just want. Me to indulge. Your desires.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 ...Um...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 I'm all for being wrapped in the warm embrace of friends old and new...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 But I do not remember...EVER...joining such a club.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 What I DO remember is being grabbed and dragged in here. Isn't this kidnapping!?
Mash:
 ...R-really? I was wondering why you were here.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 Well, I'm relieved to know that at least SOMEONE is concerned about me!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 Oh, but if Master is considering joining, I may be more inclined to do so, too. So, all's well that ends well!
Nezha:
 Don't go. Near...Master! Evil fox spirit!!!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 MIKON!?
 The end of my poor tail is on fire!
Mash:
 Nezha!?
 She just used her Fire-Tipped Spear!
Fujimaru 1:
 What's going on!?
Fujimaru 2:
 We're not in the simulator anymore!
Benkei:
 If I may explain...
 Lord Nezha requested a match with Lady Tamamo.
Nezha:
 No. Not just a match.
 I am going. To kill her. KILL!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 WHAAAT!?
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 No wonder it felt like you were just going after me!
 I don't understand this sudden assault against me!
Mash:
 Let me guess...does Nezha see Tamamo as the character from the “Investiture of the Gods”...?
Mash:
 That is, the fox spirit, Daji, who is said to have caused the decline of the Shang dynasty!?
Nezha:
 Yes! Correct!
Nezha:
 She is. The unparalleled trickster. Brutal. Conniving fox! She will. Surely cause. Chaldea's downfall!
Sanzang:
 Oh, really?
Sanzang:
 So, so...were you also Lady Huangyang from Tianzhu all that time ago? She was pretty foxy, too.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 Hmmm...hmmm...
 Tamamo doesn't know♡
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 I can neither confirm nor deny such a thing... I'm a little fuzzy when it comes to my past life and stuff...
Fujimaru 1:
 Even so, that has nothing to do with the Tamamo in Chaldea.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 Oh, Master...!
Benkei:
 Ah, that's our Master. Your acceptance and generosity toward others is more vast than any ocean!
Sanzang:
 Yes! That's my disciple you're talking about!
Sanzang:
 But...I will have a word with you later,
 Benkei, for starting this whole kerfuffle.
Benkei:
 Hmgh!
Fujimaru 2:
 Fight, and whoever wins shall be my consort!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 Mikon!? I heard something just like that in my previous life! Ah, that brings back memories... Now I'm all fired up!
Nezha:
 C-consort!?
 I-I refuse! Why ME!?
Mash:
 That's right, Senpai!
 Please do not tease them like that!
Sanzang:
 That's right, my disciple! If we're going to do it, it'll have to be fair and square! Like in a tournament!
Nezha:
 X-Xuanzang!
 You half-witted monk!
Sanzang:
 Leaving the consort issue aside...
Sanzang:
 Fated enemies... Such encounters are bound to happen in a place where Servants assemble.
Sanzang:
 Nezha's grudge would probably have come up at some point.
Sanzang:
 But since she came by seeking help from our club...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 I am not asking for help, not this shrine maiden♡
Sanzang:
 Leaving the source of the dispute alone would likely affect future activities for Fujimaru.
Sanzang:
 Now, you two...
Sanzang:
 Since we have the simulator here, why don't we banish our worldly desires here?
Benkei:
 Hm...what are you suggesting?
Fujimaru 1:
 A one-on-one all-out...battle?
Sanzang:
 Yep. That's right.
Sanzang:
 Personally, I prefer not to believe that Tamamo is a bad Heroic Spirit...
Nezha:
 Xuanzang...
Nezha:
 That. Is quite. A grand sentiment.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 ...One-on-one!? (Ears twitching)
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 ...Teehee. That's the spirit.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 You started this, so you won't mind if I hit back full-force, right?
Mash:
 Tamamo is quite riled up.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 Very well. I accept your challenge!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 And then I will assume the position of reliable consort, once and for all! Please watch, Master☆
Nezha:
 I thought. We dropped. The idea.
 Of becoming. Master's consort?
Nezha:
 !!!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 Now, this will be a fair and square one-on-one fight! And your opponent will be ME!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 Don't you dare say you've never seen anything like this in Chaldea! Just come at me!
Nezha:
 Body clones!? Divided Spirits!?
 Oh, yes!
Nezha:
 Even I. Know. Three-faced. Six-armed. Battle techniques. I shall. Be your. Greatest Opponent!
--BATTLE--:
Nezha:
 I won! It is my! Victory!
Nezha:
 Even if. The evil. Fox spirit. Goes mad.
 Everything should. Be fine. Since I. Am here!
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 I...lost...unnnghhh... The path to becoming the perfect Servant...cannot be walked in a single day...
Benkei:
 But it was a grand battle.
Sanzang:
 You think so? I think Nezha needs more training.
Sanzang:
 Growing is good, especially for Nezha,
 who will always remain in her childhood form.
Nezha:
 I once. Sealed away. Ninety-six demons.
 So three. Or even. A hundred. Demons–
Fujimaru 1:
 I'm counting on you, Nezha.
Nezha:
 Oh...Master...
Nezha:
 Okay! Got it!
Nezha:
 I will focus. And work. My hardest!
Fujimaru 2:
 Thanks for holding back, Tamamo.
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 Master... Of course...
Tamamo-no-Mae:
 As the shrine maiden with a permanent spot reserved at Master's side, it's the least I can do☆
Mash:
 So it appears that Nezha not only possesses memories from “Journey to the West,” but also from the “Investiture of the Gods.”
Nezha:
 Yes. That is. Just another. Part of. My past.
Nezha:
 The “me.” From then. Always sought. New enemies.
 And I was. Violent... Dangerous...
Nezha:
 I was. Like...a Berserker. I had. No right.
 To bad-mouth. The Great Sage. Heaven's Equal.
Mash:
 ...
Fujimaru 1:
 What kind of person do you want to be now, Nezha?
Nezha:
 Master...
Nezha:
 I...I...honestly...
Nezha:
 Rather than. A strong god. Of martial arts. I want to be. A good god. One who. Is kind. To children.
Nezha:
 I hated. And cursed. My parents. Especially Father.
Nezha:
 Even now. Even with. My soul. Wandering so. The flame. Within me. Has yet. To be. Fully extinguished.
Nezha:
 And so. I wish. To cherish. The young. I want. To Protect. Children. And save them. From going through. What I. Once did...
Nezha:
 My desires...may not. Match up.
 With other. Strong people's...
Nezha:
 They may. Not fit. A Servant. Of Chaldea...
Mash:
 No! That's not true, Nezha.
Mash:
 We welcome Nezha with open arms!
 Right, Senpai!?
Fujimaru 1:
 Of course.
Fujimaru 2:
 There is strength in kindness.
Nezha:
 ...I see.
 Then...I'm relieved. Master...thank you.
Fujimaru 1:
 Hey, by the way...
Fujimaru 2:
 There's something I've been curious about...
Mash:
 ...Senpai...
Fujimaru 1:
 There's a subject we haven't addressed...
Fujimaru 2:
 Take a look at this list, and tell me which one you identify with...
Nezha:
 ...Hm?
Nezha:
 “Male,” “Female,” “Both,” “None,” “Beep-boop,” “Astrodroid,” “Non-binary”...
Nezha:
 ...HMMMMMMMMMMM!?
Nezha:
 NO, Master! Understand that. There are. Some topics. That I. Do not. Wish to. Talk about. Even at. My Master's. Earnest request!
Mash:
 ...Senpai! Please have this scalding hot cup of coffee!!!