Robin Hood
Hunter of the Forest
Mash:
Oh? Robin's buying things from that shop.
Did you tell him to do that?
Fujimaru 1:
Yes, I asked him to guard the area.
Mash:
As expected, Senpai knows exactly what to do with Servants. If there's nothing to do, have them patrol.
Fujimaru 2:
...I don't remember asking him anything...
Dr. Roman:
Then he's just walking around on his own?
Dr. Roman:
Well, until they're needed they're free to do what they want, but...
Robin Hood:
Those beat up old blades? If you're just gonna give them to the blacksmith I'll take all you've got.
Robin Hood:
Oh, and a dozen lengths of rope.
Throw in some rags, too.
Man:
Yeah, sure thing. I'm glad you're taking this junk off my hands, but what will you use them for?
Robin Hood:
Who knows? But junk's got its uses.
You can put it together into something good.
Robin Hood:
Hey, this is a nice blanket.
Didn't think I'd see something like this. I'll take it.
Man:
That's an expensive blanket.
You sleep in your cape, what will you do with it?
Robin Hood:
My new boss is a wimp who's not used to camping.
Mash:
...Looks like he's buying a lot.
Should we talk to him, Master?
Mash:
Hello Robin, are you buying something?
Robin Hood:
Oh, Master and Lady Mash.
Fancy seeing you here.
Mash:
I'm kind of surprised to see you here Robin...
It's rare for a Servant to go shopping.
Robin Hood:
Maybe so. Compared to the other guys, I'm a little plain, right? I feel more at home in places like this.
Robin Hood:
But again, this is perfect timing.
I'm going hunting, want to tag along?
Mash:
Hunting? Is that code for you're going gambling?
Robin Hood:
What kind of guy do you think I am?
Not gambling, plain old hunting.
Robin Hood:
...Quietly. Quietly.
I saw some weird animal tracks around here.
Robin Hood:
I set some traps over the past few days... Got it!
Bingo! They fell for it.
Robin Hood:
This area up ahead is a blind alley.
It'll be easy to trap them.
Fujimaru 1:
You really did mean hunting...
Robin Hood:
Of course I did.
What did you think I was doing?
Robin Hood:
They didn't make me a Servant just because I'm good looking. I'm a master hunter.
Fujimaru 2:
What did you trap?
Robin Hood:
Haha, you'll have to find out.
Something perfect for a growing Master.
Mash:
Robin, it's pulling!
The line is pulling!
Robin Hood:
All right, let's do this! This is some rare prey.
Don't let it escape, Master!
--BATTLE--:
Mash:
That was amazing!
Master, Robin is a master hunter!
Fujimaru 1:
Totally agree! Do it again!
Fujimaru 2:
He's the best! Gimme more!
Robin Hood:
Hahaha, you're a greedy one, huh Master?
Let's move on to the next trap then.
Mash:
Roger!
Robin Hood:
Quietly, quietly...Oh, this one too.
Although this is one I hoped they wouldn't trigger.
Mash:
You hoped they wouldn't trigger?
Robin Hood:
Yeah, unlike the other place, there are signs of people staying here.
Robin Hood:
They're pros too, so they've hidden themselves well,
but... See? 3, 2, 1, 0.
Soldier:
GYAAAAHHH!
A trap! A hidden pit!
Soldier:
Scouts, what were you doing? There's spear tips smeared with cow dung on the bottom!
Mash:
I hear terrible screaming!
Robin, what was that?
Fujimaru 1:
Damn, enemy soldiers!
Fujimaru 2:
Damn! Definitely not a bonus character!
Robin Hood:
These guys were getting ready to attack the town.
See? This is important, too.
Robin Hood:
If we can get rid of them here, they can't hurt the town and the enemy won't know our location.
Robin Hood:
Just like they said, scouts are the most basic and critical part of war.
Robin Hood:
A bonus is important, but you need basic recon work too. Don't forget that, Master.
Mash:
Y-Yeah. Robin is right!
This is important too! No, it's more important!
Fujimaru 1:
Yeah, let's go, Mash!
Fujimaru 2:
Damn it! Let's do this, Mash!
Mash:
Roger—I'll change my feeling of misplaced hope into rage, Master!
Robin Hood:
Oh, how brave!
Let's do this nice and easy. Nice and easy.
--BATTLE--:
Mash:
Whew!
We ended up going around the whole forest.
Mash:
But it paid off, bigtime.
Not just from the battles, but what Robin did.
Mash:
He's been protecting the town without them ever knowing, right?
Fujimaru 1:
Yeah. Robin Hood is a true hero.
Robin Hood:
Aww, don't say that.
I'm not a hero even after death.
Fujimaru 2:
Aww, you should've just told us.
Robin Hood:
I'll admit I can be a bit of an oddball.
But you've got me all wrong, Fujimaru.
Robin Hood:
I don't even remember the people in town.
I just protect it because it's a nice place.
Robin Hood:
I'm not any different from the soldiers who attack the town. Just different tastes.
Mash:
...Um, what does that mean?
Robin Hood:
You know, I didn't want to go around crushing kids' dreams. But I may as well say it.
Robin Hood:
You guys talk about saving humanity, but that stuff's too big for me to really understand.
Robin Hood:
I'm a Servant?
It got to be some kind of mistake.
Robin Hood:
I was just a murderer with a rebel streak.
I didn't save anything.
Fujimaru 1:
But you saved the villagers.
Fujimaru 2:
There are people you saved.
Robin Hood:
That's just how things ended up.
I fought alone, and the village was safe for a year or two.
Robin Hood:
Sure, I fought the lord's army,
but that doesn't mean I wanted to save anyone.
Robin Hood:
You get it? I'm just a thug and a coward.
So be careful, Master.
Robin Hood:
It's dangerous to let your guard down because of my good looks. I'm a coward who'll run if he has to.
Robin Hood:
Anyway, we're done hunting, so I'll be going.
Might take a nap in the woods.
Robin Hood:
Call me if there's a fight.
It's my job, so I'll do whatever crazy things I have to.
Mash:
...He's gone.
But Robin contradicted himself.
Mash:
He said he protected the town because it was a nice place to be, but he sleeps in the forest.
Mash:
I think he...I think he's keeping his distance from what's truly important to him.
Fujimaru 1:
Some guys are like that, Mash.
Fujimaru 2:
...It might be too important for him.
Mash:
What does that mean...
Hey, why are you smiling like that?
Mash:
If you know the answer, please tell me!
Senpai, Senpaaaai!