Tamamo Cat

Overflowing Wildness

Tamamo Cat: Master, let's go hunting!

Mash: Eek!? C-Cat! Don't surprise me like that!

Tamamo Cat: Oh, sorry about that. My bad. My bad. I just can't keep my surging wild nature in check. You gotta understand.

Mash: E-Even so, it's unexpected... Come on, Senpai. Tell her to be more careful.

Fujimaru 1: Are you hungry?

Tamamo Cat: Let's just say that's one of the reasons!

Fujimaru 2: Do you want to sharpen your claws?

Tamamo Cat: Let's just say that I always want to sharpen them!

Tamamo Cat: But as expected, Master understands me the best! In this case, now we really gotta go on that hunt, no?

Fou: Fou?

Tamamo Cat: Oh! Nice design. That squirrel is really cute. Climb up on my paw if you like. Rather, get on it now.

Fou: Fou, foou!

Tamamo Cat: Wahahahahahahaha! That tickles! That tickles! —Gotcha!

Fou: Fou!? Nnng, Gyagyaaaaaaaaau!

Tamamo Cat: Wahaha! I got this cute little guy now! If you don't want me to squish him, then you'll join us Mash!

Mash: Oh no! Fou's been taken hostage... Senpai, Cat may not look it, but she's got brains!

Fujimaru 1: Yep. Cat's pretty smart sometimes.

Fujimaru 2: ...Well, she is a "cat" after all...

Tamamo Cat: I've seen this coastline before, Master. What sort of evil land is this?

Fujimaru 1: A goddess once lived on this island.

Mash: It's the island Stheno lived on. Don't you remember?

Tamamo Cat: Hmm. I don't remember at all.

Fujimaru 2: An evil god lived on this island.

Tamamo Cat: I knew it. I can feel it. I mean, this island is pretty gloomy.

Mash: But, Senpai. Why are we really here? Is there something on this island?

Tamamo Cat: Now now, I already know what you're thinking, Mashy-Mash. This place is the nature's treasure vault, full of carrots.

Tamamo Cat: And here's proof of it. Look. There's a whole group coming out to meet us.

Monster: Caaaaaaaaaaaat!

Mash: A-Are they enemies? Doctor, check for enemy lifeforms!

Dr. Roman: "The line you are calling cannot be reached. Since it's lunch time, any work outside of Grand Order will be declined."

Mash: DOCTOR! Everybody is too relaxed this time!


Tamamo Cat: Woof! We have control of the coast. On to the shore! I'll catch salmon in the river and animals in the forest!

Mash: Cat went into the forest.

Mash: We've stuck together this far. Let's stay together. After her, Senpai!

Asterios: Get...out...! This river...is my...territory...!

Tamamo Cat: Are you nuts? Nature belongs to everyone. It's just like a beef barbecue: first come, first served.

Tamamo Cat: ...Hmm? Beef...? First come, first served...? Beef... Beef...beef...I'm recalling memories of Matsusaka beef...

Tamamo Cat: Drool. Hey, are you the 5-star ranked beef?

Asterios: Evil! You are...evil! But...Euryale is also...a little...like that!

Mash: ...Take your eyes off her for a second, and she gets us into trouble. Master, what should we do?

Fujimaru 1: Come on! We have to back up Tamamo Cat!


Mash: The battle is over. That was one crazy, out-of-control fight...

Tamamo Cat: Darn it all! The beef got away. I wanted to become friends.

Mash: ...I think maybe Asterios only came here to look for Euryale...

Mash: Except, Stheno was the one who lived here. Well, it's hard to tell them apart...

Tamamo Cat: But we've taken the river. It's time to hunt! I think I'll help myself to a salmon!

Tamamo Cat: You must admit, that salmon was a worthy opponent.With wet scales that sparkle like gems... I can't even!

Fujimaru 1: Wow! One swipe! You're good at that!

Tamamo Cat: Oh stop it Master! You're making me blush! But that's because salmon hunting is what cats do best!

Fujimaru 2: You only want one?

Tamamo Cat: Yes. I only take what I need. That's the nature's code.

Tamamo Cat: Now it's time for the main event! Hunt the cows in the ranch! I'm taking some potatoes with me too!

Mash: Wow! I didn't know... I wasn't expecting a plain like this when we came out of the forest...

Mash: ...! Watch out, Master!

David: Sorry. But that's your first and final warning. Normally I'd give you four chances, but this time is special.

David: You're sheep thieves, aren't you?This is the ranch that I've taken great pains to develop.

David: Can you understand? Starting my own ranch has been my dream, my salvation for all the suffering I went through on the throne.

David: Simply put, I will kill anyone who ruins my dream.Besides, I got a house full of wives to take care of.

Mash: It's a mistake. We've only come here to hunt— Er, I mean... Maybe it's not a mistake?

Tamamo Cat: Hahahahaha! This is the first time we've met. It's nice to meet you, King of the Sling!

David: I don't particularly like that nickname.It makes me sound like I'm some kind of con artist.

Tamamo Cat: Anyway, I'm gonna grab a carrot! But before that, maybe I should turn into a giant, like in the tale?

David: No need. I'm not fighting Goliath again. You there, beautiful little beast. After I punish you, I'll make you my wife!

Mash: Master, another Servant battle!I don't think this is a hunting trip anymore!


David: Ugh, sure I don't have to pay rent here, but perhaps I shouldn't have picked this island.

David: Oh, well. I can set up shop anywhere I like. Farewell, all! Just don't go overboard with the plundering!

Tamamo Cat: That David... He was really powerful for no reason, woof...

Tamamo Cat: No matters. The prize is in front of us! I will get my paws on that five-star beef!

Tamamo Cat: —Master!

Fujimaru 1: Huh? What?

Fujimaru 2: Ya rang?

Tamamo Cat: Listen. If I get carried away, I want you to stop me. I'm a fierce fighting dog, not a seeing eye dog.

Tamamo Cat: I'm only going to take one cattle. Alrighty then, let's go!

Mash: And, she's back. She brought back exactly one cattle.

Tamamo Cat: Yep. It was a good fight. Now I'm done hunting.

Mash: But...umm, you only took a salmon and a cattle, right? When you said hunting, I thought it'd be more...

Tamamo Cat: What? Of course! These are just the ingredients. My ultimate goal is to make dinner for Master!

Fujimaru 1: What?

Fujimaru 2: You can cook?

Tamamo Cat: What are you talking about? I may not look it, but I'm a great cook. I'm actually a multi-purpose maid.

Fujimaru 1: No way!

Mash: I agree with Senpai. I mean, you? Really? Ahahaha.

Tamamo Cat: Here! I've made garlic steak, pumpkin terrine, roast chicken with diavolo sauce,

Tamamo Cat: pumpkin pudding and pumpkin pie, and four kinds of canape that I whipped up.

Mash: You really are a good cook...

Tamamo Cat: I never lie, you know. How does it taste, Master?

Fujimaru 1: ...Fantastic. Absolutely fantastic...

Fujimaru 2: I want you to always cook for me from now on.

Tamamo Cat: Nyahaha! I'm so pleased you like it. No worries, it's my way of repaying you for what you do every day.

Tamamo Cat: This is getting embarrassing, so I'm going to close with that. —Now then, I think I'll have a carrot for my reward!

The Ring of Carnage

Tamamo Cat: Be patient, I have a long story to tell. That Tamamo-no-Mae is one horrible Servant.

Tamamo Cat: Now she's turned over a new leaf... I think? But when she was fully matured she was really terrible.

Tamamo Cat: When a demon fox gains a tail, its power will grow exponentially. When it becomes a nine-tailed demon fox, its power is immeasurable.

Tamamo Cat: When that happened to her, she became afraid of herself. Thinking that she would never get married like that, she ripped off her tails.

Tamamo Cat: One of those tails became me, Tamamo Cat.

Tamamo Cat: Okay, here you go, Master! Today I've made a magnificent lobster!

Mash: Wow...

Fujimaru 1: Looks like you sauteed and simmered it...

Fujimaru 2: Now that's an amazing American-style lobster!

Tamamo Cat: Here you go. Puting some lemon on it makes it even more delicious.

Mash: Wow... So this is the essence of human civilization... Through cooking, we've distinguished mankind from beast.

Dr. Roman: Just so you know, a cat made this. Hmm? ...Everyone, I am sorry to bother you when you're having fun...

Mash: Are you kidding me? A pointless enemy attack at a time like this? And inside the apartment even?

Monster Shadow: Loooooooobsterrrrrrrr—!

Dr. Roman: It appears that they were attracted by the smell of the food! Since they're here for that, they're pretty tough! For some reason—

Mash: Sh-Shadow Servants!? What's worse, they're all Berserkers?

Dr. Roman: Precisely. They're the shadows of the Servants who are always hungry!

Dr. Roman: These guys are more powerful than what we've faced so far! Be very careful!

Dr. Roman: And save the lobster! I want some, too! Very badly!

Tamamo Cat: ...Uh-oh. This is bad. Since I'm the same way, I can tell.

Fujimaru 1: What is it, Cat?

Fujimaru 2: ...You mean, we can't win?

Tamamo Cat: It's bad. The way I am now, I can't defeat these brutes.

Tamamo Cat: It's...like I was just telling you, Master. When we get serious, we turn pretty nasty.

Tamamo Cat: I've put a seal on my Noble Phantasm until now. Master, will it help if I'm strong?

Fujimaru 1: Of course.

Tamamo Cat: Will you still love me if I'm strong?

Fujimaru 1: Of course!

Tamamo Cat: All right, then I have no choice. It's time to get serious! No more messing around from now on!


Tamamo Cat: Lobster chop!

Mash: Lobster slash!

Shadow Servant: Guh! Ghee—Aaaaaauuuuuugh!

Mash: Enemy Servants eliminated. Master, we successfully defended the lobster.

Tamamo Cat: You're pretty good with that lobster, Mash. I'm sure you'd make a pretty handy wife in the kitchen.

Mash: W-Wife! No...well...uh...I have no experience in cooking...

Tamamo Cat: Cooking and fighting are very similar! They both smell of blood, and are both just as exciting.

Tamamo Cat: The greater the battle with the ingredients, the better it tastes. It's the same in relationships too. The one who wins gets to eat!

Mash: Oohh... That's an interesting take. Very informative. Please tell me more, Professor Cat.

Dr. Roman: (Fujimaru, are you sure you don't want to stop this? They're heading down quite a dangerous path...)

Fujimaru 1: I'm glad Cat has made a friend.

Fujimaru 2: I'm glad Mash has made a friend.

Tamamo Cat: But, finally my Noble Phantasm has been released...

Tamamo Cat: When our spirits become filled with gloom, we lose sight of ourselves. This is a slumberer's paradise, between dawn and dusk—

Tamamo Cat: It's the physical manifestation of a pretty frightening tale, but I guarantee that it's easy to use. So go ahead and use it.

Tamamo Cat: Master, from now on I'd like you to handle me with caution. Be strict, but sweet and sometimes gentle, all right?